#Lan's scenarios

[thegirlinthecher]

[holy--milk]

okay, this may be either the most genius or the dumbest idea i've had so far but.

what if JGY and SJ swapped their men?

i mean, LXC with his pristine reputation could actually make for a pretty good defender for the victim of an intentional smear campaign as long as LXC himself is willing to defend the man. and i kinda feel that LXC wouldn't be all that appalled by SJ's crimes? he had sympathetic reasons for the qiu family massacre and running away with WYZ and he didn't - as far as we know - kill anyone after joining the sect. we'll have to assume, of course, that in this scenario he's willing to actually talk and explain himself instead of being the world's most uncooperative defendant.

(some of y'all may ask, "what about his abuse of LBH, the one crime he actually committed with no sympathetic reason behind it?". and i'll say, what about it? let's be real here, no one in that setting including LXC would send a respectable sect master to jail over accusations of child abuse alone.)

and as for JGY. well. what JGY needs is a man with a huge ass sword who'll hear out the accusations against him and will, without a hint of hesitation, say that he doesn't actually care and he's taking his shidi back to his sect right this instance, thank you.

and like YQY would do it even if he believed JGY to be a cold-hearted murderer, but given that JGY is much more open to the idea of defending himself, YQY wouldn't even have to silently suffer in doubt! thank you for clearly explaining your actions and motivation behind them, i'm so glad i know exactly what you did and didn't do, and why you had to kill the people you killed! i'm so happy you can actually talk and explain yourself to me. i would've defended you regardless, but it's nice not to feel like i'm betraying my own conscience by staying at your side.

[lotuslate]

a little comic about post canon wangxian and coming to terms with some things!

[lewiscarrolatemybrain]

bby a-Yuan as cute things my niblings have done

a-Yuan, fresh out of the bath, sitting naked in LWJ’s lap and using his big sleeves like blankets

LWJ: Can you dressed now, please? It is cold.

a-Yuan: No! I want to be cold!

LWJ: You want to be cold? Why?

a-Yuan: So you have to hold me UwU

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a-Yuan: Qing-jie, you wanna know how tired I am?

WQ, dryly: I’m sure you’ll tell me.

a-Yuan flops face down on the floor and then just lays there

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a-Yuan: Where’s Qing-jie, Xian-ge?

WWX: She’s at work, radish.

a-Yuan: Why?

WWX: Because she needs to make money.

a-Yuan: Why?

WWX: ... Capitalism.

a-Yuan, suddenly furious: CAPITALISM?!

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a-Yuan: Rich-gege, the sun is not up. I’m sleeping.

LWJ: I know, baobei. That’s because it’s raining. You need to wake up now.

a-Yuan, very tired: But the suuuuuuuuun.

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WWX walks into the kitchen to find a-Yuan and Wen Ning hard at work

WWX: Oh? Whatcha making?

WN: Popo gave me her recipe for--

a-Yuan, delighted: A MESS!

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a-Yuan: I’m telling on you!

WWX: Oh yeah? To who?

a-Yuan pauses to think for a moment, then puts his head down and begins to pray.

[rosesapphire2323]

Just had a horrible, terrible thought. Have you ever tried taking a child from their mother, like to hold them or whatnot? after a certain age kids understand that taking them from their mom isn't gonna be permanent and you're not gonna kill them, but before that they cry and cling. And so it occurred to me that lwj may once had been at such age, small enough to think that being taken from his mom is the end of the world and had at least once reacted accordingly.

Think about that. Actually envision that moment happening with a tiny baby a-zhan clinging with his life to his mom when they're trying to take him away.

Now your day is as ruined as mine.

[q1ngqve]

What's up with both Ratio and Aventurine leaning superrrr close as if to kiss us and then leaving? I can't be the only one who's mad right? 😭

Imma just leave a tiny brainrot in here because I need someone to scream along with me... imagine dr ratio sitting you on his lap with your back to him and holding you by the neck whispering shit into your ears while aventurine holds your face by the chin leaning in to kiss you but misses your lips intentionally...

I'm not okay... 😭

why are all of you so big brained 🤭 im gonna set the scene to be at the club because this is so drunk / tipsy coded

they’ll be teasing you the whole time, whispering filthy things they wanna do to you while you’re tipsy! you’re just so so dizzy, your head in the clouds as you try to grind yourself back against dr ratio :( you can feel how hard he is, dick poking your ass, feeling as if it’s gonna burst through his pants at any moment

they have your legs hooked on dr ratio’s, spreading you open for them, don’t worry, nobody will see you because the three of you are in a vip booth!

they'd take advantage of your drunken state to tease the fuck out of you, never giving you what you want. dr ratio would run his hands all over your body, squeezing at your waist and thighs! his hips unmoving even when you whine back at him, begging for him to put it in. and all he does is slide the strap of your top down your shoulder before pressing a kiss there, your legs threatening to close when he does the same on the other side.

“open up.” your lips part at the rough demand from the man behind you, his fingers sliding in, fingers resting comfortably on your tongue while you suck on them, “good girl.” your toes curl when he removes them almost immediately, running them down your body to your breast, teasing and pinching at your perky nipples.

aventurine would stand between your legs, admiring your features under the crazy lights of the club, his eyes practically glowing each time you call out his name desperately. dr ratio's hand wraps around your throat, fingers pushing the sides of it, restricting your air flow easily. "rinnie..." soft mumbles leave you when aventurine leans down, lips inches from yours.

"please— wanna taste you." both men laughs lightly at your begging, dr ratio's grip on your throat tightens, his own lips brushing on your earlobe, "we've barely touched you, and you're so delirious already?" your pussy clenches at his teasing, the alcohol in your system isn't helping, and why do they have to be so fucking hot?

aventurine brushes your hair back from your cheek, the cool rings on his fingers making you flinch slightly, your eyes flicking from his eyes to lips multiple times during the process. "kiss me, please." you hear a soft hum from the man in front you as he leans in, his soft lips touching yours gently before the kiss lands on the side of your lips.

your body tenses as your eyes fly open and you look at aventurine in disbelief. he laughs when you whine, your hands reaching out to grab at his coat, trying to pull him back and give you a proper kiss. “eager, aren’t we?”

[qiu-yan]

sorry wei wuxian

some of these are straight up Not Possible, so for the sake of argument let's just say that wei wuxian had a chili-induced nightmare or something

[sonik-kun]

What if Jiang Cheng just needs glasses, and that's why it looks like he's glaring all the time? 🥹

Bro can't see. He's trying to figure out which Lan brother he has to greet without the embarrassment of getting their names mixed up. 😔

[tbgkaru-woh]

Currently playing with an AU where all of the specific clans are elementally alligned -nmj frustrated cause huaisang should be able to move mountains and open the ground his enemies walk on and instead he's growing little plants and makes swings out of vines -jiangs being water based (duh, lotus pier) but wwx was always fascinated with a different liquid (blood) so he plays around with that (later once he loses those powers he focuses on trinkets. jc gains limited electricity powers from zidian which comes from yu ziyuan's family branch -jins being energy, this pure, light, healing one, but we know how the jins are, so where jzx wants to use it to help people, his dad and others mostly hog it for themselves and decide who gets to live and who don't OvO (also wwx mockingly saying the jins have "bad energy") -wens are just fire, they thing its the baptizing kind, but it's the wrathful uncontrolled kind -lans, twin jades, one as a fresh breeze in summer, one as a cold wind on a cold night. also it could be combined with music instruments, the wind powers creating this sort of echo to make it more powerful

[eyesforahead]

Mdzs scenario!

MO DAO ZU SHI X READER

(NO GENDER MENTIONED)

Au: you've died however you find yourself waking up. You're greeted by a goddess who tells you that you must choose someone to reincarnate as. She also tells you that you'll have a SYSTEM.

(read the bottom for more info pls)

Some things can't be avoided.

Wei Wuxian = you'll still fall down the burial mounds no matter what you do. ( SYSTEM will force you to go so killing wen chao isn't solving it. )

Lan Wanji = The whippings he got in the canon is something you're also going to suffer. ( If not for one reason than another SYSTEM will make sure of that. )

Jin guangyao = You must still kill Nie mingjue. ( Have fun dealing with Nie Huaisang. )

Wen Chao = Wei Wuxian MUST be thrown the burial mounds by you/Wen Chao and the Jiang's must be killed.

Jiang Yanli = Sacrificing yourself to save Wei Wuxian is something you must do. ( Going to the battlefield where she died. ) [ Hint: bring a sword instead of going weaponless like the canon and learn to use it. Might help :) ]

Wen Qing = you will still have to do the golden core removal to wei wuxian. You must also turn yourself in to the Jin's.

Who do you choose? THINK carefully.

Author note: sorry if this doesn't make much sense it's all for fun so don't think much of it! Leave a note to support me <3 thank you for reading.

Imagine on Pinterest

[sweets-yandere-lover]

[stiltonbasket]

nielan headcanon: they have this joke that the other one will surely get gray hair first between the two of them. secretly nmj also thinks he'll get the first one too but will swear up and down outloud that lxc having to deal with the lan elders and being so generally polite and everything else lxc does will make him gray first. somehow this turned into them genuinely checking when they meet up (albeit casually, mostly just glancing for a moment), I think lxc gets the first one but up to you 👀

I headcanon that Nie Mingjue's hair starts going gray first, but Lan Xichen's hair turns white faster--NMJ is still only 10% gray ten years after his first gray hairs showed up, but Lan Xichen's hair started graying five years after NMJ's did, and his hair is snow-white five years later.

[carnivorousyandeere]

Lan laying back and pretending to relax, arms crossed behind her head— you’d almost think she was unaffected, if you couldn’t make out her flushed cheeks and little fangs peeking out as she bites her lip, through the tears beading your lashes.

( MDNI, No Age In Bio DNI )

CW: terato, naga fucking, tail fucking, bondage, asphyxiation, mild/unintentional humiliation, cnc vibes

Info: gn sub bottom reader

You’re suspended in midair, wrapped in the coils of her tail while the tip of it slides wetly in and out of your entrance. The vulnerability, the humiliation, the tight squeeze of her coils around your midsection make you feel like you could pass out… Lan watches you intently from under her bangs, savoring every twitch of your cute human body and watching tears stream down your cheeks as you beg. Begging for what, she’s not sure. Hells below, you don’t seem to be sure yourself— every time she stops like you ask her to, you only squirm harder and cry for her to keep going. Lan breathes in deeply, trying to focus on you over the burning need coiling in her own gut. Humans are so confusing…

[limitbreaker23]

Everything is destiny. When a series of fateful events leads Lan Wangji atop a remote mountain, he stumbles across a blindfolded wanderer looking familiar and close to toppling down a slope. When Jiang Cheng refuses to take off his blindfold, there truly is no other choice.

"Hold onto the ribbon and follow." "Immortal master?" "Hmph!" "L-Lan Wangji?!"

A pair of lost chibis I commissioned @yustinamishka to draw for me! Aren't they cute? Let's follow them down the mountain.

[last-in-line-for-hell]

// mpreg , pregnancy

There’s something intensely hilarious and fitting about imagining a Wei Wuxian who, as Wei Wuxian does, finds a way to get himself pregnant, only to act like a Harvest Moon/Stardew Valley farmer and go about business as usual. Pregnant Wei Wuxian out in the fields tending to his crops as if nothing was different.

[sasukimimochi]

Some extra versions of this with them facing each other [sort of haha] as compensation for allowing my hanfu screw up to be on tumblr for 24 hours LMAO [i don't regret these tho]

I decided to write a blurb with it ;] check under the cut for it! It's written based on my fic but that doesn't mean it's canon, just consider this a treat bc i really wanted to write it, and if it shows up somehow in the fic it shows up somehow >:)

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Lan Wangji was walking side-by-side down the street with his companion, staring ahead as he thought of their next move. His attention was drawn however as Wei Wuxian pressed into his side, hugging his arm and smiling while pointing out a nearby Jewelry stall. “Look at those Lan Zhan!” and he was soon dragged over, ears and cheeks so lightly dusted with pinks it wouldn’t be visible on first glance.

Lan Wangji was quiet, watching Wei Wuxian instead of asking him why he wanted to come over to look at jewelry and rouge. He calmly watched the other gaze at the small, delicate earrings and different colors of rouge, Not even realizing how softened his expression had become.

Wei Wuxian lifted a pair of earrings that were delicate, adorned with red, gold, and mother of pearl. “Look at these, Lan Zhan. Wouldn’t these be pretty on me?” He turned his head to grin at the other man, only to pause and smile even wider. “Lan Zhan! Are you blushing??”

Lan Wangji’s eyes widened minutely. Was he? “No.” He turned his head, avoiding eye contact with the other.

“Should I expect the world to collapse soon?” Wei Wuxian teased, a laugh escaping his throat at what he felt was likely a lie from the man. He couldn’t remember when he became quite this good at reading the other’s face, but he wasn’t complaining. “Have I finally warmed this cold jade’s heart?”

“Wei Ying…” Lan Wangji sighed subtly exasperation, “If you’re not going to buy anything, we should go.”

Wei Wuxian’s eyes turned up in crescents, unable to help the mirth bubbling up from his chest in waves. “Hey, I never said I didn’t want anything! But it’s fine, You’ve already spoiled this stray so much.” He pats his chest, then places the earrings back down. “Robes, a ribbon, earrings, a hanfu cloak, shoes! As much as these are lovely, I couldn’t ask for more.”

Lan Wangji picked up the earrings and a rouge that matched well his companion’s skin tone. “There is no need to ask.” He quietly answered, handing payment to the vendor and walking away from the stand after placing the two items in Wei Wuxian’s hands.

Wei Wuxian was stunned for a brief few seconds, but then snapped out of it just in time to run after the other. “Lan Zhan! You really didn’t have to!”

He fiddled with the small box and small tin of rouge, walking in silence beside the other for a while. It didn’t take him long however to spiral into his so called bad habit he hadn’t been able to shake since his awakening- flirting with Lan Wangji relentlessly. “If you wanted to see rouge on my lips you could have just said so.” His grin turned awfully pleased when he managed to darken the color on the jade’s ears further. “Did you want me to try it out just for you?”

Lan Wangji’s short fuse was immediately burned out. “Shameless.” He muttered, trying to find an out. “We’re in public.”

“Wow, bold Lan Zhan. You want me to show you in private?” Despite how shameless he acted, that one even made him flush in quite a deep color. He laughed it off however, running ahead and pretending like he was just being his old naïve self again, despite knowing better.

Lan Wangji had never been so publicly scandalized.

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