#Learning Certification
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finally .... the only forklift certified character in Avatar .... we found her ....
#her ass DID !!!! pass her OSHA forklift certification#is this hot... yeah. learning about myself. thats fine#tlok#Asami
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realizing that i’m a smart and capable person who can do anything i put my mind to has been very healing for me, but it’s also a bit chaotic because i now realize how many specialized skills i find interesting and would probably be very good at if i dedicated enough time to it… what if i committed myself to recreationally studying the law… and bird genetics…
#i’m actually just about to start a law class so my jury duty had good timing#but i was also thinking about how much better of a juror i would be if i was familiar with all of the laws#it would ALSO make me a better park manager which is my ultimate career goal#bird genetics is less essential but is also VERY interesting so i might look into it#just like. realizing there is literally NO limit to what i can dedicate years of study to throughout my life is WILD…#and i have so much TIME#my 20s got very gummed up by this bachelor’s degree nonsense and then all the professional certifications i’m planning to get#but once that’s out of the way - the sky’s the limit!#my 30s and 40s and 50s are for doing whatever the hell i want!!!!!#and my 60s and beyond are for doing whatever the hell i want x100 bc i will be RETIREDDDDDDD#by then we’ll have sorted out this passport shit so i’m gonna TRAVEL#which gives me plenty of time to learn the basics of as many languages as i can#becoming fluent in another language someday would be great - but learning the basic vocab and grammar for a bunch of them is more practical#i can always learn more later when it’s specifically relevant!
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The keychain outfit requests that I have pending WILL happen, I just have to finish my paper first
If I don't pass this course my boss will destroy me lmao
If you see me being too active here, you have my permission to spray water at me like a naughty dog/cat
#I'm doing a course through my job#they payed for it so me and my coworkers can learn accounting and marketing and shit#and its like a proper uni course lol u get a certificate and everything#so if we don't pass they're gonna destroy us lmao#I NEED TO WRITE A UNI STYLE PAPER#like i thought graduating and getting a job meant no more academia shit#U THOUGHT WRONG MIRY#miry's yapping
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okay along the lines of my last reblog because i've been thinking....alright. i am a big disliker of aa5/aa6 for their complete character/storyline annihilation alone. if you've been on this blog for like a day it's probably obvious. that being said! i'm one of those people who's just like. welp. whether i like it or not it IS canon and i just gotta work with what i'm given. it is what it is.
now! that being said. i fucking love the complicated relationship between phoenix and apollo. i think it's fucking awesome and i hate how badly it was nuked in aa5/aa6. so one idea i love to play hot potato with in my head is that while apollo is in khura'in, thalassa finally gets her shit together and she and phoenix break the news to apollo and trucy that they're related. and the main thing i'm really fixated on is the idea that phoenix withholding information from apollo, AGAIN, after phoenix seemed to be getting better and things weren't like they were in aa4 anymore, kind of moves apollo more towards the idea of bouncing back and forth between khura'in and the states once everything calms down, as opposed to being gung-ho for completely settling back down in the states one day like he said he would at the end of aa6.
and i think this change would come as a result of the difference between apollo in aa4 and apollo after aa6, which is that apollo now has options—in aa4, apollo is completely and utterly on his own, with the exception of clay (who wasn't even in the game. and there's only so much a best friend can do). he spent two months unemployed because he literally didn't want to ever see phoenix wright ever again after the disaster that was his first trial. he said it himself:
Apollo: Two months have passed since Mr. Gavin's arrest. My first trial, and I lost both my mentor and my job. Yeah, I'll admit it. I was screwed. But even when I hit bottom, I told myself I'd never come here. Honest.
he was desperate and STILL didn't want to go there. he only came to the wright talent agency because phoenix literally called him on the phone (And Still Did Not Tell Him A Damn Thing Except "Help! We're in big trouble here at the office! Big!"). but in aa6, he has his own law office and he's reconnected with his long-lost brother, who cares about him, wants to work with him and is also A Literal Prince. even if everything in his life were to explode at once, apollo now has the forever option of fucking off to khura'in and just hiding in the palace for the rest of his life (not that he would do this. but the option is There). he's in a far more comfortable position than he was in aa4 to sort shit out, and phoenix hiding the knowledge of his mother from him is something different than the shit phoenix was pulling in aa4, because. well. it's personal!
the shit phoenix pulled in aa4 can be rationalized; for example, kristoph was the killer in 4-1, but they absolutely needed a piece of conclusive evidence and apollo just so happened to be collateral. which sucks, but phoenix had trucy to think about, and i think he would understand that even if he's still rightfully pissed at phoenix for pulling a move like that (side note: apollo would not have had any legal papers when he got sent to america. i think about that a lot. the entirety of his paper trail background is a lie). but it's one thing to be getting jerked around like a puppet on a string for the greater good—it's another to make an effort to put the past behind you and believe that your boss is doing it too, and for everything to calm down for years, only to discover that he's been hiding the secret of your own fucking mother from you this entire time (regardless of whether or not he actually wants a relationship with her, but that's another post). which just gets worse after aa6 because phoenix was right next to apollo when he was breaking down on the bench about dhurke being dead. like. it's personal this time, and it's even more of a backstab because they're supposed to have moved on from this by now! things were better! everything was fine! and then the rug was pulled out from under him, again, and it's not necessarily a final nail in the coffin because phoenix's daughter is his half-sister (and he cared about her despite that. i don't think it would even really change anything) so of course he's going to be back, but. it's something damn close to it.
so...i think apollo's priorities would shift. i think he would stop planning to come back and properly work at the WAA unless they really needed him for something, like Big One-Off Dramatic Cases or whatever (because athena and trucy are still his friends). i think he'd start to lean more into the fact that he has a foot in both worlds. but i just cannot see apollo going back to working under phoenix after something like that gets dropped on him, because again—being jerked around and stumbling in the dark in aa4 sucked, but at the VERY least, apollo and phoenix weren't that familiar with each other at that point. it sucked but they could only go up from there. and, in line with canon, they did! and then phoenix and thalassa dropped the bomb. and. well. apollo is no longer at rock bottom and out of options. if phoenix tried to pull another phone call trick like he did in aa4 on him i'm fairly certain he'd just get punched again.
#concerning thalassa.....i think the first thing he would really ask her is for a copy of his birth certificate if she has it somewhere#so he can maybe learn when his actual birthday is. because it's not like dhurke would know#and all his papers are fake. so. proof of his citizenship and all#also you gotta wonder if thalassa would also have a death certificate because she thought he fucking died in the fire#tfw you go from having no certificates to One Birth Certificate and One Death Certificate#anyway. this has been my rambling. enjoy or whatever
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lololol the people using ChatGPT to cheat through college are the same people who vehemently defend how they cheated all the way through high school because their educations were ruined by No Child Left Behind policies and incessant additions of misguided, sometimes impossible state benchmarks that led to the standardized-testification of the American education system, aren't they
ps they're the same people I keep having to reject the job applications of so like. Think carefully, because there's still time to pull out and fix this for yourself no matter how old you are, shut off the pablum drip and learn to use fucking JSTOR or PubMed or whatever
(it ain't like it's hard. we all did college running on cigarettes and cheap liquor, y'all've got skincare routines and eat vegetables on purpose and shit. surely you're more qualified)
#chatgpt#get off my lawn#also GO TO TRADE SCHOOL#I don't care what your momma thinks#GET YOUR CDL. LEARN TO DO HAIR. GET A FORKLIFT CERTIFICATION. BE FREE AND HAVE MONEY.#do you know how much mechanics make???
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ty for tagging me @joelmillerisapunk @almostempty !!!






this actually DIDN'T VIOLATE ME????? love to see it
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#tag game#tumblr you don't know this yet but YA GIRL IS BECOMING A STUDENT AGAIN#i am MAKING MY RETURN TO CULINARY SCHOOL IN JULY#HUZZAH#AND AND AND i can go straight to second semester work bc ya girl already has a previous certificate#jokes on all those bitches who have to do foundation learning mwahahaha
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i've been slowly ploughing through essays that people wrote as part of the mock exams we held at the school where i work, and with each and every single piece of writing i grade, the urge to murder someone grows
i mean, yes, they are learners, they are doing their best, and yes, the topics they were given were a little silly
but if you insist on taking a c1 level cambridge english exam in the next few months, i would highly recommend learning how to use the present simple and that information and advice are uncountable nouns
for fuck's sake
#i mean#i might be a teacher with a master's and a c2 certificate and all#but english is also my second language#so my empathy extends only so far#sure you can misuse some more tricky vocab#but goddammit#learn basic fucking grammar#not to mention just how nonsensical some of their writing is
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not to be dramatic but I did a museum tour for a school class today that apparently had to write an assignment on what they learned on the tour, and being surrounded by a bunch of teens scribbling in notebooks and asking clarifying questions made me feel the most "oh this is what I'm supposed to be doing" that I ever have
#rover rambles#gotta get back into my studies#which I call obsessively earning certificates in various science fields#and then forgetting everything I learned immediately
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big watchmaker certificate exam tomorrow + thursday + corresponding theory test on friday... it's going to be a Lot but i'm going to make it through
#swedenquest#Three Watches. Sixteen Hours#im going to be completely wrung out and flat on friday#ive been feeling decently confident but we learned Today we'll be required to disassemble the pallet fork#and i haven't really practiced that part since second year so uh oh!!!! it will be fine but. it will take time#and it's a race against the clock no pun intended#IT WILL BE WHAT IT WILL BE!!!!!!!!!#also trying to refresh myself on the theory has been so difficult. brain has been so syrupy#but it's multiple choice and i Have been practicing#i got this!!! i got this. i got this#this exam is for a separate certificate than the previous exam which is why there is so many big important exams.
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i attended my first ever graduation ceremony yesterday - i am now a guild-certified hand spinner
#feels a bit silly to say as if certification for a craft means anything but it was a wonderful experience and i learned a lot#and i am proud to be part of a lineage keeping these skills alive
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Just a pile of sticky notes.
#certification training#IT professional#job training#learning on the job#IT certification#training#study motivation#studyblr#CompTIA Security+#IT training#Computer Science
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me: we should get into hydrology or ecology or something geography related. we are good at geography and love stupid bullshit like that. its a viable career path with lots of options and historically speaking people do tend to be happier when they can afford to eat
also: okay but have you considered. going all-in on creative writing with a focus on programming and music design so that you could spend all your time creating video games in a basement somewhere
me: no i think i would like to have a stable income i think
also me: forsake everything to get into that interactive fiction course right fucking now
#ramblings#at that embarrassing stage where when ppl ask me what program im in and just shrug and say Who Knows#the thing is. if i went the arts route i would probably still jave to take SOME sciencish courses#and if i went the geography route i would still probably have to take some humanities courses#so like neither route would necessarily lock me out of learning the other stuff#but Which One Do I Want A Shiny Certificate In#lets not think about the possibility of me going all in on modern languages theres already enough going on here#the thing is that i dont think i have the right? temperament for the geog route?#like i think geography majors and adjacent guys are usually more interested in??? i dunno important shit?#personally i like learning about geography and history and anthropology bc thats World Building for Real Life#i only ever employ the scientific method for bullshit#not to be a sub but i really wish something or someone else would forcibly narrow down my options for me
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For those of you in America, please consider taking this.
This is such an important and - quite frankly - gem of a set of skills, knowledge, and abilities to have. You can take a class and become certified in adult, child, or teen (or all three!) mental health first aid. The classes may be hybrid, in person, or I believe also remote. It teaches you how to handle mental heath crises and can be helpful both for you and for others. And for those of you job searching the added benefit of having a certificate like this on your resume never hurts!
Edit: You do have to pay it looks like - not sure how much depending on where you are and who the instructor is. You may be able to actually look up "mental health first aid" + your county name and find free classes.
#mental health#therapy#mental crisis#job search#certification#learning#references#ref#resources#mental health resources#mental health support
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also sorry to my 3 or so francophone followers that i now use ur language purely as some type of echolalic vocal stim. for some reason beaucoup de and avec have replaced lots of and with in my entirely english mental narration. i mumble bonjour merci beaucoup bonjour bonjour to myself and then get confused when someone nearby responds ça va. almost like i forgot french was real?
#then again most anglophone ontarians probably forgot french was real. its okay you can make fun of us#actually its important. i think its vital to make fun of ontarians at all times <3#recently i did remove my delf certificate from my resume. because at one point i was vaguely between b1 and a2#(b1 writing reading skills and a2 oral skills LOL so i was only able to finish the a2 exam. really bad at speaking words with my mout <3 )#nowadays it doesnt matter though because im so out of practice i can just barely make my way through half a french website and thats it#wheres that post thats like. when you know multiple languages but youre really bad at one that makes you less bilingual than monolinguals?#thats what happened to me and french. 1.2lingual. its dire. i had a lot of fun learning it though! i still cant pronounce réfrigérateur#but then again. you might not either.... i hear there are many words that the quebec and/or france government just like made up#that no one uses. do people say croustilles? or is that one just for packaging i forgor
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listen…there’s a limit to my insanity. but did you know that the statistical programming language R was invented by a pair of Kiwi academics and one of the guy’s last names is Gentleman—*gunshots*
#this isn’t remotely relevant to my certification is it#anyway. anyone braver than me can write the statistician AU 🤡#or maybe I have to write an R script as a SMAU. maybe this is how I finally learn how to code.#(for legal purposes this is a JOKE 🤡🤡)#I’ve gotta get back to work nobody look at me#ofmd#our flag means death
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Praise kink but it’s only satisfiable by attending random certification classes and getting the little paper ;P
#I’m at 5 certificates rn#working on my 6th#I just love learning and getting a little paper as a reminder that yes! I learned this thing and it was fun to learn & I got a certificate#about cyberanomaly
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