#Lie To Me

[timofyroff]

i only have two braincells. one constantly thinks about steve buscemi and the other constantly thinks about tim roth. i never get anything done.

[noahwhyle]

LIE TO ME- 1x01 "Pilot" premiered 15 years ago today (January 21, 2009)

"Emotion looks the same whether you're a suburban housewife or a suicide bomber. The truth is written on all our faces."

[supfag]

ASHTON SUMMERS & DOM KING LIE TO ME (2023)

[didsomebodysaypancakes]

Love the 2000s Here Is The Specialest Boy procedural genre

[ladybekool]

Wheel of time being cancelled after 3 seasons makes you wonder what's the fucking point anymore. You get invested into a story so deep and you're rooting for characters and now you're left with nothing. So many shows being cancelled I'm thinking My Lady Jane (amazing show if you haven't seen it), Motherland Fort Salem, The bastard son and the devils himself, hell even Lie to Me FFS. Like WHAT'S THE POINT. YOU GET INVESTED IN A STORY THAT NEVER ENDS. I think when you start something if it goes to 3 seasons you should finish it or you're mandatory to release a sort of document to explain what you envision at the end so we're not left with no answers. I don't even want to start a new show tbh. That's just BULLSHIT. It's heartbreak after heartbreak meanwhile Emily in fucking Paris get 5 seasons. Sad days. Seriously fuck this.

[daughterofnyks2003]

Weird people who are better than the police at Everything

So I'm compiling a list of people in movies/tv shows who are helping the police. Let's see which one is most idiotic. This is only the ones I've seen, so feel free to add your stuff.

So far I have:

Anthropologist (Bones)

Writer (Castle)

Cleaning lady (High Potential)

Schizophrenic neuroscientist (Perception)

Fake psychic medium (Psych)

Cannibalistic therapist (Hannibal)

Devil Himself (Lucifer)

Alleged art forger (White Collar)

High functional sociopath (Sherlock)

Every superhero ever

Blood analyst/serial killer (Dexter)

Human lie detector (Lie to me)

Guy with a computer in his brain working at target (Chuck)

[odetteinherhead]

Eddie Diaz: don't worry about me I'm single.

Also Eddie: puts bff in will, gives bff his baby, has pictures of bff everywhere in his house with his baby, baby runs to bff and you relax, spend 24-48h with bff and still face time the mf when they're not in the same room, gets driven around by bff, bff makes a skateboard for disabled baby, looks at bff with cow eyes, flirts in kitchen, get mad when bff and him are not allowed to talk, let's bff take baby to zoo on weekend, get jealous of bff's dog, got struck my lighting at the same time as bff and got up screaming for bff to be alive, took bff on a poker date, forgive bff for twisting his ankle in a jealous tantrum, says shit like "Because Evan/this thing between you and me/you do matter to me/it's not nothing/you'd do that for me? *Voice breaking with emotions*/variations of I trust my son (my walking breathing heart) with you/you can have (break) my back anyday" also calls bff every minutes of free time he has because he doesn't know how to function without his most devoted and grounding cheerleader

[letthewhumpbegin]

Lie to Me, s2e17

My GIF masterlist

[anarcoqueer1994]

Listened to Lie to Me by 5SOS so this ficlet was made.

Alexsandr Kallus, though his cold outward demeanor while he was an imp, fell too easily, fell too hard. It's been like this since he was just some dumb teenager in lower Coruscant. He wanted love, he wanted someone to love him as much as he loved them. He always gave everything to those he fell in love with, his body, mind, heart. Trusted them not to break it. But it always ended the same when he tells them how he feels.

"C'mon man, we're just having fun."

"Sorry Alex, just don't feel the same."

"This was just a fling."

"I like you but not like that."

"Don't be so clingy."

"How about you use that mouth to do something useful, instead of saying dumb shit like that."

Each rejection, some from people who led him to believe they had felt otherwise, helped him build a wall. Protect himself. Hide away from the things that seemed so scary, so painful. But then, when he was least expecting it, someone tore down that wall; Zeb.

And just like that, he found himself falling hopelessly in love with the Lasat. He gave up everything because the galaxy Zeb had sold him seemed so much better than what he was working for. Zeb had opened his eyes, and unintentionally his heart.

Now he was on Yavin 4, with new friends and a new life as a rebel. He is laying in bed with Zeb, having just having sex. They had been hooking up secretly the last few weeks but don't talk about it much, just finding themselves with opportune times to mess around.

Kallus lays his head on Zeb's chest, feeling so happy. He was in the arms of his favorite person, and with every interaction falling deeper in love. Without thinking he whispers. "I love you...."

Zeb goes tense momentarily and Kallus instantly regrets his words. Of course Zeb doesn't love him. Just because they are friends doesn't mean he would romantically be with someone who destroyed his people. They are at war, the sex was just to blow off some steam. Why was he so stupid, and clingy and pathetic? He can't bare to hear Zeb reject him now.

He whispers, voice cracking. 'I know that you don't...love me. But...for tonight can you lie to me? Please, Garazeb." He knows he sounds desperate but his heart isn't ready to have Zeb crush it.

He doesn't even realize a few tears had fallen until he feels a clawed finger gently wiping the from his face, while the other arm pulls him impossibly closer. Zeb gently whispers, "My sweet Sasha, why would I need to lie to you? I do love ya."

"But?" He chokes out in response, getting ready for some reason why it wouldn't work, why love isn't enough.

Zeb let's put a breathy laugh. "No, buts. Though, I am disappointed you beat me to saying it" He jokes.

Kallus feels a warmth fill his body, Zeb loves him, he found someone who doesn't just want to use him, instead he (Zeb) wants to give him the mutual love he never thought he would get, at least not in the romantic way. This only serves to make him fall deeper. He doesn't think he will ever stop finding new reasons to love Zeb, and he is happy about that. He lets out a content sign before snuggling into the fur covered man wrapped around him, threatening to never let go again.

[lovesastateofmind1]

Lie To Me

It’s quiet apart from the whirring monitors and the click of a lock behind her. It’s quiet apart from the blood rushing to her head and her breath rattling in her chest and the press of a button underneath the desk when Lena moves her left hand back, so familiar with the placement that she doesn’t even need to look.  Kara doesn’t know what she looks like in this moment. She doesn’t know if it’s the fear or desperation or disbelief that plays across her face first. She doesn’t know anything past the voice in her head that’s still in denial and battling with the knowledge that she should have considered this. Lena takes one step forward, then another, crowding into her space. A delicate hand comes to rest on her cheek and Kara looks into her eyes, piercing and emerald green. And she listens closely when she tuts, when her lips curl into a devilish smirk and she says, “Come now, darling, did you truly never see this coming?”

Imagery by @chaotic-super. Thank you so much for bringing it to life for me. Go check out her work HERE.

Chapter 32 HERE.

[supfag]

ASHTON SUMMERS & DOM KING LIE TO ME (2023)

[vaticanomenon]

scenes that make you want to write an essay part 1

[ginawankenobi]

I just need to know if any of you remember the show Lie to Me, because I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since like 2010 and I will never ever be over its untimely cancellation and the fact that we never got at least one last season or even a movie to wrap it up...in my head, these two live happily ever after.

I mean, look at them. Look at him looking at her. They are the textbook definition of a grumpy/sunshine couple, they love each other so much (he admitted it but not to her), and they are perfect. They deserved closure. Not to mention the rest of the cast was freaking stacked, they had Jennifer Beals, they had Mekhi Phifer, Marc Blucas, Felicia Day, Melissa George, Max Martini...it was a gem. The shiniest and prettiest and most rare of gems. I will miss it forever.

[respectthepetty]

petty i have a question regarding the four-pointed star cutout shirt tm

i thought joong said he was straight several years ago—but. but. i was wondering if you knew whether or not he said it in turkish? iirc he was telling his friends in turkey that he was a bl actor (2moons2 era) but reassuring them he was still a man which is also a way of saying you’re straight but also more specifically just not a bottom if that makes sense? god this is a rambling mess sorry

As a JoongDunk fan (first, and a human second), I remember this controversy in 2019 very well during 2 Moons 2. I remember him saying, in Turkish, that he was a "real man" and people understood it as him not being gay, then other people claiming he was simply saying he wasn't a bottom, but I don't speak Turkish and . . .

I really don't care what he actually said.

On a personal note, I claimed for YEARS that I was straight. I helped found the LGBTQ Resource Center when I was an undergrad on my college campus. I was part of the Queer Straight Alliance in high school, college, and the faculty advisor for my current college's affinity group. I was planning National Coming Out Day events, managing drag shows, protesting against prop 8 and for marriage equality, and helping with the state's queer film festival. Also, I was sleeping with EVERYONE! Yet I was sternly claiming allyship.

Because even smart bitches do dumb shit we all have our own journeys.

But also, Joong is an actor, and with every fiber in my being, I hope all these BL boys and GL girls lie like Robert Pattinson on a random weekday in April. Just lying for no good ass reason. Lying simply because they can. Lying because they want to. Lying because it's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off. Lie like that dumb trad wife slogan — Lie. Laugh. Love. or whatever they say. Be like Nike — Just Do It! Or be like Kay Jewelers since 'Every Kiss Begins with a Lie" or something like that. Lie because we don't deserve to know one damn thing about their personal lives.

The point is I don't care what Joong said when he was 18-years old and thrust into the spotlight by a company who was trying to turn a profit (because ALL companies are trying to turn a profit), and I really don't care what he says now that he is a branded pair under the largest company to gain profits off its branded pairs.

But do not mistake this for defending Joong.

I'm defending the right for us to evolve in the way we personally understand ourselves and for the gays to lie whenever the hell they want.

It's about to be 2025.

LIE!

Because if someone wants to know if we are queer, let them piece that shit together on their own like a jigsaw puzzle and they are a kindergartner developing fine motor skills.

Lie. Laugh. Love (whoever the fuck you want)!

[edge-oftheworld]

seven years on and 'if I can make it til dawn then it won't be hard to see that I ain't happy' is still one of the saddest things ever written

[1ns1deyourm1nd]