#Like hell
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lucimsgojo · 3 days ago
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The devil is near... (?
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litsenn · 19 days ago
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POV: the PC has a womb and it's that time of the month again.
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fluidstatick · 3 months ago
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Holy fucking sHIT, JUMPSCARE. My heart is fucking Racing.
While I was writing my last post, one of my neighbors came RIGHT UP TO MY LIVING ROOM WINDOW and knocked on it HARD, two inches from poor Hazel's face. She yowled like she was being skinned, lunged at him, snarled. I was sitting on the couch, absorbed in my phone and not looking his way, so I startled hard and barked my shin on the coffee table. Heard my shoulder pop out of joint, too.
Took me five full seconds to realize he was cop-knocking on my window, not the door. I said "Jesus Christ, man, don't do that." He laughed and said "It's double glazed, it's not gonna break. I'm locked out, can you believe it! Lemme in!" No please, no apology. This guy's always a jerk, but I wanted to punch him particularly badly this time. He started meowing at Hazel, and giggling when she valiantly tried to kill him.
"Get away from the window, you're scaring my cat," I said. "I'll open the mud room for you."
"Hahaha cute. Yeah!" he said, or possibly "Nah," considering what happened next.
Went through the mud room (extra storage for people's bikes, spare scooters and wheechairs, etc) and opened the outside door. Heard another Cop-Knock on glass somewhere behind me -- he was at the side door, nose pressed to the glass, trying to see through the reflective security tint on the window.
I opened the door for him. "I said I'd let you in through the mud room."
"Side door's closer to my room, I figure," he said.
"Scared the shit out of me, man," I added.
He laughed again and squeezed my shoulder (don't touch me, douchebag). "Anyway it's cold out there tonight [it's an unseasonably warm 60°f], glad you let me in. G'night."
I'm killing you with lasers in my mind, dude, you've clearly never heard of saying please or thank you or LISTENING WHEN PEOPLE SPEAK. Cop-Knock on my window after dark again, and you can go fuck yourself.
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leafwateraddict · 1 year ago
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Moodboard for when you have the perfect song for your fanfic but you haveNT GOTTEN TO THAF POINT in the fanfic so you cant be ABSOLUTELY INSANE about it without spoiling EVERYTHING
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dopplerdora · 1 year ago
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Like hell it is!
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finnleyandsillys · 7 months ago
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oh yeah also im not dead. I was just dying for a week straight with *drum roll*
Strep and Pneumonia!
I still have Pneumonia but its getting better now. Streps gone too but im still tired af. I gotta draw something while im off my adhd medication though because I will never draw again it I dont
just gotta un block my art rq
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two more things to add before bed:
1. It is not “EITHER you sentence someone to death OR you give them the opportunity to repent.” Rather it is, “You give them the opportunity to repent BY sentencing them to death.” A man could steal a car and repent of it afterwards, but he still has to do the jail time for it. We don’t just let rapists go free because they said sorry. And when a man knows he is facing death, he also must face his lived life and his afterlife—he is forced to look himself in the mirror and consider the transcendent. Then he may repent. But he must still face the consequences of his actions. And if he is truly repentant, he will.
2. I used to be very on-the-fence about the death penalty. I never wholly repudiated it, but for awhile I bought the lie that government is too untrustworthy to implement it.
Then I worked for CPS. And I saw some sh*t. And I had questions. And I turned to the Bible for answers. And I got them.
Neglect of capital punishment in this country (and in the West as a whole) is a cancer metastasizing in society, warping and rotting the foundations of peace and virtue, breeding murder and rape, slavery and overdose, psychopathy and pedophilia. And I refuse to let that pattern continue into my children’s generation without putting up a fight.
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lazypanartist · 1 year ago
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Hopping on the bandwagon!
If this gets.. idk. 2,000 notes by Jan 1st (3 days!!), I'll start posting stuff for the comic/story book (haven't decided) I'm working on for @lord-krampus .
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2k notes, y'all :p
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filmbyjy · 2 years ago
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while my ‘collie duty’ characters are busy having a horrible relationship arc, I am currently living in peace.
my boyfriend do be saving me from falling by holding my hand😳😳 I am dead👍🏻
AND ITS NOT EVEN THE NORMAL HAND HOLDING THAT MAN LITERALLY FINGERS CROSSED WITH MINE KIND.
IM GOING TO LOSE MY SANITY😭😭
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undermattsun · 1 year ago
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miki did you get your back blown out by a skaterat?
no i’m saving myself for marriage amen praise god etc etc
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page-murdock · 1 year ago
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#i am mad at this movie for making me think this dude is attractive
@unorthodox-oblivion
Lmao same. Believe it or not, originally I didn't find him attractive. Like at all. I was making a post about it... then a few days later this happened. MAYBE it had to do with it that I saw him in Priscilla too, and he was a great Elvis.
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that-wildwolf · 2 years ago
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free healthcare my ass. fuck this country
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gutterbrat · 27 days ago
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@punkzombie us
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redstonedust · 4 months ago
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phenomenom thats been bothering me that i could only express via an mspaint reverse boomer comic
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2022dirt · 4 months ago
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Things worn down by people.
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swedenis-h · 7 months ago
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Wife lovers till they die
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