#Literally couldn't have cared less

[scribe-of-hael]

Therapist: Breakdown Wheeljack isn't real, he can't hurt you

Breakdown Wheeljack:

This Breakdown's EARTHSPARK toy, BTW

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

you know if we do accept the last epilogue-esque sequence as a sort of dream/wish of ted's and therefore not necessarily canon, very funny if we then simply go "yeah, trent's book is called 'the lasso way' actually. he didn't change that. nope."

[life-winners-liveblog]

Okay, DL!Scott, here comes the promised rant. (p.s., Scar, if you're feeling nice, do you think your Watcher powers could override Scott? I feel like Pearl might need to hear at least some of this)

OKAY!

Pearl didn't mean to leave Scott. She was genuinely looking, and ran into almost nobody. She went to the nether with Martyn because he was the only person she could find, and they wanted to find some stuff for their soulmates. MARTYN was the one running into danger, while Pearl tried to play it as safe as you can in the Nether. Her main focus was getting mushrooms so they could heal any damage. Whenever she did take damage she instantly started shoving food in her mouth while yelling sorry to the air, because even though she knew that her unknown soulmate couldn't hear her, she was still so genuinely sorry. Martyn started pushing to go into a bastion, and she was the one to point out that maybe that wasn't a smart idea. When she and Martyn came back to the overworld, she was excited for like .2 seconds, because while they were angry and Martyn she was happy! Because Cleo and Scott and her were together again! And then it dawned on her that they were leaving her too. When, while I'm sure it looked different from Scott's pov, from her perspective her only crime was going with Martyn, let me reiterate the only other person she could find.

And then Martyn turns around and says "I'm breaking up with you too." And then Ren banishes her from Box calling her a demoness. And then Tilly, the only living thing on that server that had showed her any kindness, died in front of her eyes. Of course she went mad. She wasn't just the crazy ex girlfriend, she was a hurt and lonely and grieving girl who had just watched the only person she cared about die.

And you have the nerve to call her the ignorant one? She is the one that's in the wrong here?

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You're the least likable version of Scott, you know that? You call the others, who are all much better fighters than you according to the statistics, weak because they were attached. Yeah, maybe you weren't married, maybe you didn't have quite the same relationship as the three G's, maybe you didn't have an ally that you allowed to kill you because you were going to die anyways and if anyone is going to get your time it's them. But you did have Cleo. Don't act like you're above attachments. In the one game where you were supposed to have partners, the single game where the mechanic was designed so that nobody would end up alone, you pushed Pearl away. Martyn and Cleo became on at least decent terms towards the end, you and Pearl did not. No matter how much Pearl wanted to. You went against all of that. And still you think that you are somehow better than the others?? No wonder the Watchers hate you.

You're a b*tch, DL!Scott. I hope you know that

-Luna

(wow that was impressive)

[widevibratobitch]

omg you hate nozze??? you hate mozart???? this is literally the first time im hearing this opinion of yours that literally no one ever asked for should we tell everybody should we throw a party

[gaylactic-fire]

Kind of weird that people constantly rag on Zelda's accent and criticise Nintendo for not hiring an actual brit instead of an American VA (Which like, let me make it clear is valid criticism. I'll defend Zelda til my dying breath but I think finding the fake British accent kind of grating is fair enough). But... Sidon and his VA are literally in the same boat, yet I've never heard a peep of criticism or finger waggling about his accent or Nintendo's VA choices. Hmm

[elminsters]

it hasn't even been 24 hours since i posted that poll so like grain of salt but at the time of me writing this the veilguard women all added together have 26.1% of the vote... lucanis alone has 26.3%

[stellacadente]

person on the bus who didn't free the disabled seats they were occupying with their most likely abled ass and their fucking BAG when an old person with a cane got on and was searching for a seat you will go to hell i'll make sure of it

[fandomfrolics]

blowing off half my meetings today so I can sit in the hotel and watch planes land while listening to disco

[vivizn]

Wtf why did i just come accross 2 nude/sexually explicit "photos" tagged "Emma watson" and "ai"

Like tech bros i'm pretty sure it's a crime to create false nude of other people, and even if it's not it's still not ok, that shit can legit ruin careers

[youssefguedira]

does anyone else find straight actors playing queer characters discourse deeply deeply annoying

[my5hiningstars]

dude. aussies in the 5sos fandom on tumblr? i can count us on my hand, you're one too? a melbourne afl fan as well?

haha, yeah i have noticed there are surprisingly few of us around here 🥺

not so much an afl fan tho, as much as a person who was born in a part of the country that likes afl,, so seeing luke picking the correct sport gave me weird state pride that i don't generally have ^^;

[doggirlnarcolepsy]

Wow... So they might actually outlaw self-medding for trans women here in Denmark and make estrogen and anti-androgens a controlled substance because of a bogus study that claims that self-medicating HRT *will* cause blood clots... All based on data from less than 50 trans women who've had blood clots early in life. All while literally not taking into account any of their other risk factors (substance abuse, V-Leiden, obesity, smoking, etc) and blaming it solely on their hormone treatment... Here we go backsliding on all the strides in regulation that we've made in the last decade wooooooooooo...

[astro-b-o-y-d]

Nobody tell this website that egg jokes aren't annoying because the concept of someone potentially being a trans woman instead of a feminine man is somehow bad (it's not in the slightest and if that does turn out to be the case, said woman should be treated with nothing but respect in terms of her gender identity). They're annoying because you do not know that person and misgendering anyone is rude and even if you're right, that's not anyone's business but theirs and you're still misgendering them now.

[liebelesbe]

how to find a job you wouldn't mind studying and learning stuff for

[okidenshi]

Sometimes i thinks bout how my gen x parents took doctors telling them that that the anti-depressants worked by heling 'balance chemicals' in my brain so that it helped me be more happy or whatever as like... these meds will ALTER MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY AND THEY DAUGHTER THEY LOVE MAY BE GOOONEEEE OOOO~~~"

Not that they're horribly anti-med really, but as a young teen they would always be like "but... what if the meds are changing you :((" like. girl. isn't that the goal here almost-

[everything-is-crab]

Obviously the libfems are loving the Barbie movie because

1) They only care about owning conservatives and I think it's their main motivation to defend and praise the movie rn.

2) They love men. And most of the last part of the entire movie was literally just about a blond incel which they sympathized with the way they sympathize with any kind of misogynistic men in real world. And the movie's message was entirely based on "See? The matriarchy in Barbieland is as bad and do you feel it?" (it wasn't even close to real life patriarchy) and libfems love fighting some invisible structure of misandry in general. Especially to try to reform men. So yeah perfect movie for them.

3) "Feeling" empowered is more important than "being" empowered for them.

If you believe Barbie actually did and could help little girls break gender roles then चुल्लू भर पानी में डूब मरो |

Maybe girls should be encouraged to play with toys like cars, doctor set kits, building blocks or whatever to actually help them and have those things marketed at them instead of only....yk a hyperfeminine fashion doll 🙄🙄

But since all you care about is trolling Ben Shapeepoo then ig nobody can help you.

It's not a deep movie at all. Just have fun and go home. Don't buy a new dress for it. Don't pound your face with makeup. And there are much better feminist movies than this, please stop idolizing it as the best one. Just because men got mad at this one doesn't mean you have to stop here. Think beyond. They will be mad no matter what.