THIS
I hate a loser bitch who projects
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what’s he looking at? (wrong answers only)
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Angel and Husk may sing a song called Loser, but the real loser is Alastor for not getting a single overlord to care about why he wasn’t around for seven years
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Why can I imagine every merc just pointing at Scout while shouting ‘TWINK’, making sure Scout hears it while looking pathetic
Because it is canon
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Cowboy!Ghost gets so much shit from Soap and Gaz because every time he hears you singing murder ballads it makes him hard. He snaps and growls at them to shut the fuck up, but it doesn't help that whenever you walk by singing about killing your husband or a friend's boyfriend he goes a little dumb. It's just- Y'know he doesn't have a death wish, but maybe...
It's the way you could absolutely kill him, and you're telling him how you'd do it with the sweetest smile in your song. He's not proud that it turns him on, but those are the days that he tugs you into the hayloft, behind trees, into the cab of the farm truck, for a quickie. Not that he could ever tell you that's why he's doing it, you might take it the wrong way. He doesn't want you to hurt him, it's not a masochism thing, no it's the guarantee that if he ever hurt you, you wouldn't hesitate to defend yourself.
And maybe a little bit it is the way you hold a gun while singing "Ouachita river." Lord he'd thank you if you shot him.
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I HATE THEM RAAAAH!!! imagine losing an arm TWICE…
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