#Lowe’s

[haveyouusedthispokemon]

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[sailoreddy]

Mako goes to Lowe’s

[lets-get-ready-to-ramble]

[manybackflips]

The common person doesn’t know true happiness until they’ve spent at least twenty-five years guzzling down lead paint. I’m talking just slurping it. I want the neighbors to call the police with how I’m going to drink that paint. I’m going to sound like a long-distance relationship meeting for the first time in two years when I get to that leaden goodness. The Home Depot will have posters of me. Lowe’s will have posters of me. Do you know what they’ll say. Shoot on sight. They know my ways. They know what I’ll do. But you know what’ll happen? The bullets will all bounce off of me. Because I’ve incorporated that lead paint into my body. I’m functionally indestructible. Nothing can stop me. I’m too strong. Too strong for them. Too strong for everybody. You know what I’m not to strong for? Slurping down that paint. I’m safe to be around in public spaces.

[blackberryjamboree]

LOWES HAS MADE ME THE CHOSEN ONE!!!

[cupcake-plays-a-game]

December 28th 2023 - Finally, the cure for all sex: Minecraft! … I made Lowe’s. (Scott the Woz my beloved).

[thxnks4themrms]

Damn Lowe’s I didn’t know you were freaky like that

[sweetface-the-dollbaby]

I wanna go to Lowe’s this weekend

someone remind me to go to Lowe’s this weekend

[antvnger]

i work retail too and lemme tell you we get some rude customers. but they're generally friendly for the most part. but at my last job at lowes i got the rudest customers i swear. i dont miss that place at all. and all the theft...it was awful ugh.- @askazara

Theft? At Lowe’s? Wow, I feel like you’d have to be kinda desperate to steal from Lowe’s.

Sorry about all that mess, Azara.

[chickenmeow]

[titsliker]

[cagandante-communistoide]

It's with a heavy but hopeful heart that I watch Palestinian families fundraise on here, slowly accumulating the precious little money to go around that they need to survive. However, not everyone is so lucky. A lot of Palestinians that have not had that kind of luck, that did not get early verification, that did not get massive platforms behind them from large bloggers, have approached me in my inbox, asking me kindly to do what I can for them. It kills me that I have so little to give myself, but I've seen this platform collectively raise enough to change someone's life. I've made a list of Palestinian fundraisers that are extremely low on funds, in the hope that drawing attention to people who have not been lucky at all can help turn that luck around. I know most of us can't possibly give enough to get all of these families safe in one go. But please, reblog this list. Pick one or two fundraisers, give what you can, and then keep track of it. Slowly, collectively, we can make a difference in these people's lives. Share and donate as much as you can. https://docs.google.com/document/d/178EGDFKkHlh3y4TMVX82kqgITHsqtoMdNccI2f_94Os/edit?usp=sharing

[batfluffs]

🌿 falin chilling in her mind palace waiting to be saved 🥲

[2003-playground]

Can we stop using "still lives with their parents" or "unemployed" or "doesn't have a drivers license" or "didn't graduate high school" as an insult or evidence that someone is a bad person? Struggling with independence or meeting milestones is not a moral failing.

[b0tster]

the bunny is eepy 😴

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[meltknuckles]

a herd of dairy cow isopods grazing the great green meadow 🌱