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artificialqueens · 6 years

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You won a seven nights stay in Paris (Brooke x Vanessa) - Evelyn Bubbles

Howdy y’all it’s me your girl Evelyn, resurfacing of course when another season starts. As always I gotta come up with some ship, so here’s my BrookexVanessa, I have no idea how to call it though. Branjielina? Probably. This is based in canon, I’m gonna use female pronouns and drag names so there’s no confusion. Enjoy! You remember Vanjie being over excited about Brooke Lynn winning the Paris vacation? Well, they went together. And things got complicated.

The problem with winning something it’s always hoping to collect the prize alone, in peace. Especially if that particular prize is really huge. After her best friend had told her he couldn’t come since it was his wedding anniversary, Brooke Lynn Hytes, 32, carefully texted the season eleven groupchat. She wanted to have fun, but also see the monuments, museums, landmarks. Come on, it was Paris after all. Paris. One of her favorite cities. She had been there in the past with her ballet company, but she hadn’t had the time to really see that beautiful place. She was hoping for someone interesting, curious, cheerful, to answer her desperate “Hey, anyone wanna go to Paris?”. Of course Silky was the first one to answer: “Mama’s too booked, sis”. Then a couple of others. A’keria was getting ready for what probably was one of her last pageants. Nina was about to host a new charity event. Plastique probably couldn’t even read. Brooke Lynn was about to turn off the phone and go to Paris all alone, when Vanessa texted her privately.

-Saw the episode? Remember that I was the one who wanted to come with u! -I remember love xx -Then it’s settled. Fully cancelling all my gigs. When is it -After my bday -Like I know when that is, girl -March 10th lol -Cool love that. We’ll get those French cookies sis -I’ll send you the details right now then :) -Can’t wait!!

And then, a profusion of kisses emojis and many many red hearts. Brooke couldn’t believe she had just accepted to go on a 8 days trip in Paris with notoriously batshit crazy Vanessa Vanjie Mateo. She was fun to have around, for sure, and she was also one of her closest friends after the competition, but they’d never travelled together. Although skeptical at first, Brooke smiled. It could’ve been fun.

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This is gonna be a big mess, Brooke thought as soon as Vanessa started running towards her at the JFK airport, New York City. She practically jumped at her neck, showering her with affection. “So nice to see you again girl! I’ve missed your face! You look amazing, these first weeks of fame have done a body good”, she said, tapping on her arm. “Thank you Vanjie. You look fantastic as well”, commented Brooke smiling wide. She loved Vanessa dearly, but she was dragging along what seemed like an entire wardrobe packed into one giant, plus a handbag and a sparkly backpack. Brooke felt all the eyes on them as Vanessa started chatting loudly, catching the attention of a group of girls who eyed them and pointed at them giggling. They’re fans of the show, maybe, Brooke guessed, or maybe they’re just laughing at a loud obnoxious gay couple at the airport ready for their honeymoon. Except for the fact that Vanessa and her weren’t a couple, nor on their honeymoon: they were sharing a price won at a transvestism competition. The usual.

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On the plane, everything went… not as planned. Vanessa didn’t say a word for the whole flight, pleasantly surprising Brooke who was expecting eight hours of non-stop blabbing. Instead, Vanessa fell asleep right away, AirPods in, head propped on a tiny pillow and her soft lips semi-open. Brooke couldn’t help but smile, adjusting herself on the seat and turning on her classical music playlist that she used to listen before bed. The last thing she remembered was the Carmen overture playing, and Vanessa’s sleepy face turning gently towards her. She woke up when the plane landed pretty roughly, shaking both of them in their seats. Vanessa was candidly sleeping with her head resting on Brooke’s shoulder, nuzzled into her neck. “What the fuck was that…!”, Vanessa said, suddenly nervous, that surely want the best wake up call, “A turbulence?”. “You… own… everything…!”, Brooke joked, and Vanessa punched her on the shoulder, “You’re so stupid girl! No but seriously, have we landed like… that was quick!”. “Only because you slept all the way through”. “I needed some rest okay? Making coins every night is hard as shit you know that!”. “I do Vanjielina, I do. Let’s grab our stuff and get the fuck outta here, my legs hurt”.

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“What do y’all mean with ‘My suitcase is still in America?!”. “Yeah, so sorry Mr. Cancel… apparently your suitcase wasn’t embarked… they’ll be delivered to your hotel as soon as possible, unfortunately that won’t be possible until… let me check… four days from now, we’re going through a strike, again, and we won’t have incoming flights for a bit”. “What will I do then? I have no clothes, no shoes, no nothing!”, Vanessa groaned in stress. “Listen, I know this situation sucks, but I’ll be more than happy to lend you my clothes. Also, don’t you have your toothbrush and stuff in your handbag and backpack? You’re gonna survive just fine. And don’t you wanna go do some shopping? We could find some really cute stuff for you to wear these days”. Vanessa looked at Brooke with puppy dog eyes. “Thank you sis… I really need some positivity right now or I’ll have a nervous breakdown”. “It’s nothing Vanjielina. Now let’s give them the b&b address and we can get the fuck outta here. We’re in Paris and I haven’t seen the city yet!”. “You’re right”, said Vanessa smiling as usual, “I’m tired of this shit. Let’s go”.

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The bus from Orly to their b&b in the luxurious XVI arrondisement took forever, but as soon as they arrived they were blown away. The classical Parisian house, just behind the Trocadero, with its characteristical blue roof, round windows and narrow appearance was stunning in the daylight, and its white curtains masked the surely elegant interior from unwanted stares. “On here it says that the owner is a certain Mathieu Pepin…”, Brooke said consulting her receipt on her mail app. “Let’s wake up this motherfucker”. “Wait, Vanjie…”. Too late, Vanessa was already torturing the intercom: “Hello, hi? Someone there? We’re here!”. “Vanessa!”. “What? I wanna go explore!”. “Yeah, but we shouldn’t…”. “Oh my God! I can’t believe it!”. Brooke and Vanessa turnt around, only to face an overenthusiastic blonde guy with curly hair and a light beard all over his chin and jawline. “Miss Vanjie and Brooke Lynn Hytes, in my apartment…! This is a dream come true”. “Oh, hi, I’m Brock, nice to meet you, but you can obviously call me Brooke as you know us from the show”. “Of course I know you two! I’m so happy to have you here, I’d guide you inside personally but I have quite a few things to do. It’s not hard though, the last floor is all yours. Here’s your set of keys. This opens the main door, while this opens the apartment… oh, I’m Mathieu by the way… here’s your WiFi password…”. Brooke giggled, this Mathieu guy seemed kinda all over the place but he owned a flat in one of the most expensive Parisian neighborhoods, he must’ve been someone important. Or at least very rich. “So sorry I have to leave you this soon. Does any of you speak French?”. Vanessa shook her head, while Brooke said: “Kinda… the basics. The very basics. Toronto is not a French speaking area. I studied it in school but…”. “Oh, don’t worry! You’ll survive just fine with just English around here. Have a great staying! Can I be a little indiscreet?”, Mathieu said winking, “I’m so happy the rumors are true! Have fun you lovebirds!”. Then he kissed both of them on the cheeks and rushed away, chatting loudly on the phone in perfect Spanish. “The rumors? Which rumors?”. “I ain’t got no idea girl… let’s get inside this fucker”, Vanessa shrugged, grabbing Brooke’s backpack and bringing it inside. Fortunately, they managed to get inside that tiny elevator, squished and uncomfortable but still, the doors closed. “Looking at it positively, if we still had your suitcase we would’ve had to run this thing twice”, Brooked said jokingly, to cheer Vanessa up. It worked, and she smiled back. They arrived at the apartment, the only one on the last floor. “Oh wow, it’s really fucking big!”, Vanessa exclaimed stealing the keys from Brooke’s hands. “Do you say that very often Vanjie?”. Vanessa gave her the middle finger: “Shut up you whore… and carry your shit inside”. Brooke laughed, following her friend into that beautiful apartment. Light entered the open space softly, waving over the modern furniture, the wooden floor, the white curtains. “This place is stunning! C’mon drag race sponsorship! Okay I gotta explore”, said Vanjie dropping her stuff on the floor and running into the various rooms. “This bathroom is huge!”. “Oh my God look at this kitchen!”. Brooke left her suitcase as well, dropping her bag on one of the huge sofas. “Bitch… you should really come and see this”, Vanessa called her from the last room. It must’ve been the bedroom. Brooke started fantasizing on how beautiful and big their beds must’ve been. Vanessa was blankly staring at one, huge ass bed. A single king sized mattress. “Now I see why that bitch told us he was happy the rumors are true”, said Brooke. They looked at each other in the eyes. “Yeah sis”, Vanessa told her, “They think we’re banging”.

#rpdr fanfiction #vanessa vanjie mateo #brooke lynn hytes #branjie #pining #smut #evelyn bubbles #ywa7nsip #canon compliant #s11 #submission

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maryreadings · 6 years

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one of my oldest friends is getting married in april and i just rsvp’d to her very gay wedding. i am so happy for her and hopefully by then i will be over lynne enough to like idk get some wedding ass or something (lots of queer women will be there so lol)

#kristin talks #rn it makes me sad bc i thought i would get married to lynne one day #and rn i feel like i will never find love

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mercuryislove · 3 years

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Happy Friday, Lynn!! I don’t have any silly question ideas but I miss fqf so please tell me some fun facts your characters 🥺

i miss fqf sooo much :c I have so many silly and fun facts to share in these times lol

ALSO please pretend that I'm not just now answering this even though it's Wednesday night...

Yixing has 27 cousins! Holidays were terrible. Well, they were fun because it was the only time he got to be around a lot of other kids his age, but terrible because who the fuck wants that many people in one place when you can't escape. He's pretty much exactly in the middle of the order, so there were some cousins that were in their 30s when he was a little kid and other that were infants when he was a teenager.

This is my favorite fun fact that I've been dying to post somewhere just because it's stupid and serves no purpose but Yixing sleeps naked. It doesn't matter if it's like -20 outside. He HATES sleeping in anything. But obviously if he's on a long job and working with other people he has the decency to sleep in clothes (which is to say he sleeps in his regular clothes and everyone thinks it's fucking weird) and he sleeps so bad and is miserable the entire length of the job.

Many many many years ago he was in a short-lived but intense relationship with a well-known poet and served as his muse, and this mfer wrote so much fucking gay ass poetry!!! Even like centuries later this dude's unbelievably horny poetry shows up in anthologies and academics wonder who the original subject is, or if it's all just a metaphor. Anwei gives him hell about it all the time.

Ciaran is left handed. He's had the time to learn to do everything ambidextrous but just doesn't do anything with his right hand unless he has to.

He's had almost a thousand years to learn how to do everything there is to do, but he still can't play any instruments. He'd rather dance because it gets him more attention.

Back when she was still a regular person, Anwei had a deadly allergy to tree nuts. She realized the whole immortality thing was no fucking joke when she ate a handful of almonds as part of an experiment to see what it would take to kill her.

She didn't realize she was gay until she was 25. She was in many relationships with guys that always ended terribly, and one night at one of Ciaran's premiere parties she got a little drunk and kissed one of the female dancers and everything fucking clicked.

Go-Eun is one of very very very few people who know what Ciaran and Anwei actually are. She only found out because when they first met her, she put a knife in Ciaran's neck (it's complicated lol) and didn't hesitate to do it again when he didn't stay dead.

Sihla was a third grade teacher before the world went to shit. She looooved her job. She loved working with kids. Her daughter was super embarrassed that her mom was her teacher, so she had to try extra hard to be the cool fun mom who doesn't harsh her child's vibe.

Before the world went to shit, Fetiva was a barista. He hated his job and hated everyone but was always too much of a coward to stand up for himself in any capacity, and the habit never really left him. He's pretty spineless.

Sonam's dream job as a child was to be a florist. Obviously that uhhh didn't work out, but she still has encyclopedic knowledge about every flower on the continent. And she's very good at flower arrangements.

When the reader meets her in the story, she's 44 and has never seen snow in her life (not counting seeing snow-capped mountains way off in the distance lol).

Vera's parents died when she was six and she only vaguely remembers them. Since Josef started taking care of her, she's had hardly any contact with the rest of her family (partially because Josef is the black sheep and nobody wants anything to do with him). People think it's weird that she doesn't care to reach out to other family members but she has more important things to worry about. And has also heard the horror stories of how terrible Josef's parents were when he was growing up.

One of her famous (aka stupid) pro hunting strats was to use her blood as a lure. That's typically frowned upon because blood frenzies freshly-turned vampires, but they're easier to kill when they get stupid looking for blood (especially when they're running right at you).

Josef accidentally got involved in vampire hunting and came onto the scene very late in life by industry standards. It's a very secretive profession and most people take it on because of birthright bullshit or whatever other connections they have, but he got started by total accident when he was eighteen. His boyfriend at the time (who was several years older btw) was a hunter and Josef went out looking for him one night when he “went out for cigarettes” and never came home. It turned out that without any training at all, he was just like. naturally gifted at um killing.

He also has a tattoo from this same guy (his name is Miguel for future reference). The guild Miguel worked for back then was notorious for their loyalty and required everyone get a tattoo to prove it. And of course Josef was kind of naive and just went along with whatever his boyfriend said because he didn't know any better so he has a tattoo of a bull on his right forearm. Other people think it's cool because it was very ~subversive~ to do at the time, but he's kind of embarrassed about it now.

He also never finished school. He dropped out when he was seventeen, only a few months before graduating.

Luka wanted to be a priest at one point in his life. And then on the same day he realized that he's gay and god isn't real and he had the world's biggest change of heart. And then he got really into yoga and gay sex instead.

Andhira once got into a fight so severe with her father that she moved to the other side of the planet and didn't speak to him for almost three hundred years. And she killed every person he sent to reason with her. The fight was over something really stupid and neither of them remember what it was about.

Any time there's something important going on (like back in the old days when the Order still existed), she and Azetahn switch places just to fuck with people. Even their parents can't tell them apart.

Because Azetahn loves attention and will do anything to get it, he can't stay away from the public eye. Every few decades he reinvents a persona to remain a constant celebrity. He's been an actor, singer, musician, artist, writer, model, sharp shooter, stuntman, heir to a totally made up multi-billion dollar business (think socialite like Paris Hilton), etc, each like ten times over. In the burgeoning age of the internet, people make jokes about him resembling other famous people from the past and he's always like, “Well, what can I say? I just have one of those faces!”

In a pointless show of strength, the Sovereign once threatened to kill Andhira himself if she didn't straighten up. She used to be notorious for starting shit with other high born families, solely because she wanted to see them fight to the death. (She's of the opinion that they're all so far beneath her that they might as well be dead.) Surprisingly, this wasn't the reason she moved across the planet and didn't speak to him for so long.

He met Tahire by accident. She was the oldest child and only daughter of the (no longer in existence, oops) Najihn family. He didn't even know she existed because her father kept her hidden to protect her virtue or whatever (also partially because he was ashamed that his firstborn was a -gasp!!- woman instead of a strapping man to propagate the family line). But she knew how to sneak around, so when she heard whispers that the new Sovereign was supposed to meet her father she was like. oh there's no fucking way I'm missing this opportunity. I will meet this man even if it kills me. And um not to be corny but it was totally love at first sight lol

Wren is a hardcore gamer. She plays a certain MMO (that is definitely based on my thousands of hours spent playing destiny) so religiously that it interferes with other parts of her life. She regularly turns down chances to spend time with other friends or family to play video games, but instead of being honest about it she just lies and says she has to train at the gym.

She has never had a relationship last more than three months. Her family thinks she's cursed, too picky, too high strung, and just bad at picking men. (Surprise! She is a lesbian. But she doesn't know that until certain events transpire in the story lol) She's always the one that dumps the guy, and people think she's cold and heartless because she doesn't get emotional when she breaks up with them.

Robin has almost sixty competition medals, and more than half of them are gold. He's furious that sport climbing became an olympic sport like six years after he retired, because he knows he would have dominated the event in his prime. As much as he enjoys coaching and is happy not to compete, he's still the most competitive person on earth about everything else. Do not play board games or video games with him. Ever.

At the start of the story, he is 34 years old and has no fucking shame about still sleeping with a stuffed animal he got as a baby. He even brings it on climbing trips (but hides it in a pillowcase lest his friends tease him to death). It's a little blue elephant named Bibi.

Ulli has one brother, and he's seventeen years older than her (she was a surprise child lol). He dragged her along everywhere he went when she was a little kid and that's how she got into motorcycles and rock climbing and judo—none of which they ever told their parents about. It wasn't until she was nine years old that they even found out he'd been taking her places like that. They thought he was just sitting around at home. (People also thought she was his daughter and not his baby sister.)

She only competed in the world cup circuit for two years, and she won gold at every single event except one, where she fell at the second to last move in the lead final. She quit competing because she just likes climbing outside better (and doesn't care for competition), but people thought she quit because she was such a sore loser about getting a silver medal instead. That's how she became notorious for being rude and dismissive in professional climbing circles, but it isn't even true!!

#oc talk #the corny ass romance between the sovereign and tahire is like. worthy of its own melodramatic novella #i would like to remind everyone reading this that she is seven feet tall #also i have like. four cousins and thats too much for me. i would die if i had 27 cousins. god forbid im expected to ever speak to them #ALSO sleeping naked is the most uncomfortable thing on earth. i get SO cold #the only times ive ever done it are after sex and i wake up like two hours later in the dark shivering and filled with shame -_-#0/10 would not recommend #anyway.#i started writing a short story about how josef got his start and it was only going to be 2k words but it spiraled and is almost 10k now #and boy have i learned a lot of stuff about spain in the last week or so because of it #those mfers eat dinner so late but i respect them for it #anyway luka is a certified ashtanga instructor. someone please talk to me about yoga i am very passionate about it irl #ashtanga is sooooo difficult!!! even the second series is too much for me. i dont do headstands #okay ive written enough in the tags. farewell!

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canaryatlaw · 6 years

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alright, I’m tired so let’s write. Today was overall pretty good, some stupid insecurity worrying on my part, but overall good. I woke up to my alarm at 10:55, got ready and caught the bus, took the bus to the train to the DV courthouse. I sat and worked on my legal drafting assignment for probably about 10 minutes or so before getting summoned to take over a case from the morning shift that hadn’t made it to court before they broke for lunch. they tend to give me the more complicated cases because I know what I’m doing and I’ve handled a lot of crazy cases, especially when there are kids involved because they know that’s my thing. So I was picked to take over the case, even though there were like 5 other volunteers waiting for assignments. Most of the paperwork was filled out, and it was a super long affidavit stretching back years and years of just awful abuse. I mean, I’ve seen a hell of a lot at this job, but there are still some fuckers that manage to make me indignant, especially when they’re threatening children- often their own children. I won’t get into details, but basically the husband (they’re separated but not official divorced) would regularly threaten to kill all five of their kids, and referred to their one son as his “gay ass son” and that he would “punch the girl out of him” and the kid is like, six. So yeah, that got me kinda pissed. There was soooo much abuse documented though that I had no doubt the order would get granted, so having that assurance is always good. We just keep hitting little speed bumps that would cause a bit of a delay, so we wound up waiting for a while and filed our paperwork around 2 or so. She had with her her 8 month old daughter, who was just the cutest little thing. They don’t want kids in the courtroom, so they had me go in and hand in the paperwork while she waited outside with the baby, and then when the case was called I got her and took over watching the baby. She was very well-behaved, didn’t cry or anything, so that was good. It was kind of annoying that I couldn’t hear what was going on in court just because I like knowing that, but soon enough she came back out with a bit of a confusing answer- they hadn’t actually processed the case yet, but sent her back with a note saying she needed to refile it under another case number- basically this whole big procedural mess about consolidating cases in parentage, divorce, and DV court. Apparently there were a few parentage cases going on between the different kids and a divorce was filed at one point, so basically we were under the impression we were supposed to file it under the earliest case, but then they decided they wanted one of the 2017 case numbers, so we had to go talk to the clerk’s office and fix that. I wasn’t mad really, I was more so just thoroughly annoyed because we had already spent so much time waiting. I’ve been mad at the results of court before and that is an entirely different feeling, lol. So after a little while we went back up to court and did the same thing again, when I came out the baby was sleeping, but after a little while she woke up and was good at first, but then she started crying and I was trying to get her out of her car seat so I could hold her, but the front part of it was pulled down so far I was having issues pulling her out, but thankfully at that point mom came back out and took care of it. The order was granted of course, not that I had any doubt it would be. It’s nice knowing that you have a slam dunk case every so often, it’s definitely not an every case thing but occasionally you’ll get one that you know is gonna get granted, and that’s pretty satisfying. So we came back down and did some quick debriefing, then I headed out. Took the train to the bus, which was super crowded because it was rush hour. I had taken the same bus home over the summer, but I had gotten on the bus further south than I was now so the bus wouldn’t be crowded yet and I could have my seat in the back and then watch it all crowd like crazy as it went north, but now I was getting on it further north and well, it was quite crowded. But I made it home a little before six, and decided I was going to eat some of the veggies I had in my fridge before they go bad. I had bought some kale with the intention of making kale chips, something I literally have not done since 2013 when I was in my kale obsessed phase (I go through phases where I’ll be really into one food and eat it constantly and then one day just stop and move on) when I was eating like, a head of kale a day, lol. So did that, and made a salad kit thing I had in the fridge, so lettuce and kale (plus some other stuff of course) and sad down to watch the flash. Another meh episode in my book, largely thanks to its focus on Ralph, who I am sooooooo bored of. With the whole wanting to kill DeVoe thing, but it being to protect the team, like was that supposed to be character development?? If so, it was pretty crappy development. The rest of the episode didn’t really do much for me, the ending fight scenes were cool but that was about it. Moving on though, I did love the Black Lightning season finale, and I’m sad their season is over now, because 13 episodes definitely isn’t enough. I’m glad Tobias wasn’t taken down and that we’ll see him again, because there’s definitely more story there. The scene with the whole family going to fight and defend themselves though, that was lit (pun intended, obviously). one of my tweets was “lol at them being like ‘WE ARE NOT PREPARED FOR BLACK LIGHTNING, PLEASE LET US LEAVE” and the official show account retweeted it so it has a hundred something likes now and like sixty retweets, lol. I thought it was clever. I love Anissa, she’s my girl, I’m totally with her on the whole we need to use our powers and skills to help and save people, but I also really liked Jennifer in this episode as she was figuring out how to use her powers and really just kicking so much ass, it was wonderful. I keep feeling bad for Lynn though, because we know this isn't what she wanted for Jefferson, much less for her two daughters, but they don’t really have a choice at this point. But yeah, I liked the episode a lot, my one complaint is that the season was too short to fully develop the plot line, and I think a few more episodes could’ve let them flesh it out a lot more and make the ASA more of a proper villain (though I will never be able to look at that acronym and not think it stands for “assistant state’s attorney”). The Pierce family just kicks so much ass, and I can’t wait to see what they do with a *hopefully* full season next year. When that finished I watched Rise since that had just aired. After tonight I can watch it live since BL is over. Decent episode, Auli’i’s voice on Momma Who Bore Me is just perfect, it seriously gave me chills and like, it’s such a good pick because the song was originally sung by Lea Michele, who also headlined Glee, which is arguably a major influencing force on the show. The teacher (I don’t even know his fucking name) tends to grate on me because he reminds me so much of Schuester, who I really did not like lol. What they did do well in this episode is contrast how important theatre is to kids and the major influence it has on their lives versus the lack of importance the adults in their life place on it, saying it’s “just a play” when to the kids it’s so much more than that. Like, looking back at the shows I was in in high school, I know they weren’t good, we weren't putting up flawless productions by a long shot, but being able to have that artistic expression, not to mention making up pretty much my entire friend group, really meant the world to me and I really don’t know if I would’ve survived high school without them, so that hit pretty close to home for me. When I finished that I decided to watch The Resident from the other night. Also a pretty good episode, I liked the whole professor seeing “ghosts” storyline, it was well done and I loved Mina’s interactions with her and the effect it had on the professor. The Lily plot was all very sad of course, and I know they’re probably just gonna amp it up from here, so there will be plenty more where that came from. When it was over I watched Jimmy Kimmel for a little before starting to get ready for bed and here I am. It’s past 1 and I’m pretty tired, so I’m gonna call it a night here. PT in the morning then my normal Wednesday classes, should be good. But yeah, that’s it. Goodnight darlings. Hope you had a lovely evening.

#daily journal #April 2018 #Rachel watches The Flash #Rachel watches Black Lightning

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starxsapphic · 6 years

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Lesbian Asks!

i’m just gonna answer all of them here we go:

FEMME OR BUTCH? Femme, i guess

DO YOU HAVE A “TYPE”? IF SO, DESCRIBE IT girls that are way out of my leagure

PLAID BUTTON-UPS OR LEATHER JACKETS? uh both

DESCRIBE YOUR STYLE honestly whatever I feel like wearing but its like pop-punk or like feminine

DESCRIBE YOUR AESTHETIC idk if i have one but like black and red; space; pop punk bands

FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? i’m a sucker for really comfy sweatpants/joggers

FAVORITE PAIR OF SHOES? i’m emotionally attached to my black torn up slip on vans

CURRENT HAIRCUT? it’s shoulder lenght with layers but im tryna get ride of the layers

ANY HAIRCUT GOALS FOR THE FUTURE? getting rid of my layers and having short-ish hair

DESCRIBE THE BEST DATE YOU’VE BEEN ON when i went to the pier with my ex and we went to the arcade then sat on some rocks and kissed it was cute.

DESCRIBE THE WORST DATE YOU’VE BEEN ON i’ve never been on a bad date but those weird “is this a date” hanging out type of things are always awkward

SINGLE? TAKEN? SINGLE (hmu!)

IF TAKEN, TALK ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND/WIFE! skip

IF SINGLE, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND/WIFE? uhh honestly just someone that I have chemistry with and can have a good conversation. don’t necessarily have to have the same interests but that would be a bonus.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING marrying someone I love and having a fun reception with good music

DO YOU WANT KIDS? not in my foreseeable future, but i might change my mind when I am older

IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, WHERE WOULD YOU LIVE? somewhere in Europe

FAVORITE LESBIAN MOVIE? I haven’t watched too many, but some on Netflix arent that bad.

FAVORITE LESBIAN NOVEL/STORY? WE ARE OKAY!! I cant remember the author but it was soooo good.

FAVORITE LESBIAN SONG? any song by Hayley Kiyoko (Im a basic lesbian i know)

FAVORITE LESBIAN MUSICIAN? Lynn Gunn

WHAT LESBIAN STEREOTYPES DO YOU FIT INTO, IF ANY? being absolutely useless and terrible

EVER BEEN ASSUMED TO BE NOTHING MORE THAN A GAL PAL? i don’t think so?

IF A WOMAN WANTED TO WOO YOU, WHAT WOULD A SUREFIRE WAY TO ACCOMPLISH THAT? punny pick up lines, sending me pics of her dog, just being a genuine nerd about stuff she’s passionate about

BE POSITIVE! WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT BEING A LESBIAN? honestly i dont know lmao i’m figuring out my life

ARE YOU MORE OF A CAT PERSON OR A DOG PERSON? DOG

TURN ONS? uhhhh , sense of humor, lips,

TURN OFFS? being rude, not following a conversations

DO YOU USUALLY ASK OTHER WOMEN OUT OR DO YOU WAIT FOR THEM TO ASK YOU? I wait lmao

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAREER? i dont know anymore ajfdhskjf

TALK ABOUT YOUR INTERESTS OR HOBBIES! i just watch shows on netflix/ hulu, but im trying to practice guitar more and I just joined theatre lol

WHAT IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE QUALITY A WOMAN CAN HAVE?

DO YOU LOVE EASILY OR DOES IT TAKE TIME FOR YOU TO WARM UP TO SOMEONE? it takes some time

EVER FALLEN FOR YOUR BEST-FRIEND? yes.. multiple times

EVER FALLEN FOR A STRAIGHT GIRL? i don’t think so

THE L-WORD: YES OR NO? (LOVE IT OR HATE IT?) i watched a few episodes it was good

FAVORITE COMFORT FOOD? mac n cheese or ice cream

COFFEE OR TEA? both

VEGETARIAN? VEGAN? NONE OF THE ABOVE? i am neither but i have no problem with them as long as you arent annoying about it

DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? i have a cockatiel and a dog

EARLY-RISER OR NIGHT-OWL? Night Owl (example it’s 1 am right now)

WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? gemini

CAN YOU DRIVE? yess

WHO WAS YOUR FIRST LESBIAN CRUSH? one of my friends

AT WHAT AGE DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE A LESBIAN? i still dont really label myself as lesbian bc of stuff but i realized I liked girls in 8th grade

AT WHAT AGE DID YOU COME OUT (IF YOU HAVE)? im out to small groups of people but most of my family does not know

ARE YOU CRUSHING ON ANYONE AT THE MOMENT (CELEBRITY OR OTHERWISE)? i have a crush on like half my mutuals lmao

TALK ABOUT HOW YOUR DAY WENT it was kind of a blur tbh nothing interesting happened

TALK ABOUT YOUR DREAMS/ASPIRATIONS FOR THE FUTURE i just wanna have a good time and be successful in college at this point tbh

LEAST FAVORITE GAY CELEBRITY? those annoying ass makeup artists, y’all know the ones

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Greenleaf Review

*spoilers ahead* WHEEEWW I just got done watching S2 of Greenleaf on Netflix and maaaaaaaaaaaan lol. That show is EVERYTHING to me. As a former Christian from a christian family, I really relate to Grace and her struggling with her faith and her resentment and hatred of Mack. I relate to Sophia finding her faith and the “season of righteousness” that comes after. And Mae Greenleaf, whew! Lynn Whitfield STAYS serving grace and poise with a lil “I will still beat that ass if I need to.” I loved seeing Grace find love and be loved but I will always know that dude as the ex basketball player lol. Or was it football? Whatever. I loved seeing them really bond, especially after that messy last season, messing with that dude who...disappeared lol. Also, absolutely appropriate ending to Mack.

Jacob’s wife reminds me of a more assertive version of my mother so I’m inclined to be irked by her but I get her motivations and I’m glad to see them working together and figuring stuff out together. I’m a little annoyed by the lack of suspicion around Tasha and the random woman who shows up tryna boff the Bishop, but I’m willing to see where that goes. Now, while I loved seeing lil dude from Disney breaking out on Greenleaf, and I liked that they bring in teen abusive relationship dynamics I’m not satisfied with the turn with Zora and Sophia. Sophia liked Isaiah first and we never address how Zora just sees no problem with horning in on that. Granted Sophia moved onto a MUCH better guy, still though, it needed a follow through. Then, Zora becomes completely obsessed with Isaiah which seemed out of character, but I think we don’t know enough about Zora on her own to KNOW her character outside of her quiet snark and snappy comebacks. So I wish we’d gotten to know her more first, to better understand why she’d stand around and let Isaiah repeatedly embarrass her and lay hands on her and run away with him! Wtf. Okay Charity, I /LOVE/ seeing a dark skin, fat Black woman be L O V E D. And she got LOVED, especially after everything with Kevin. When Jabari kissed her c-section scar I went straight the glory. That was SO HOT. I really, REALLY appreciated the way they tackled homophobia in the church. I liked how the characters struggled with it and how James finally came to see that no one chooses their sexuality, this is just part of them. I’m glad they invited Cartlon back but Charity has some nerve crying to him about Kevin when she didn’t fight for him to stay at Cavalry. That said though, I’m disappointed with where they went with Kevin. Season 1 I was HOOOOPING, PRAYING, that they’d make Kevin bi. I thought, how damn progressive would it be for Kevin to still be in love with his wife, while struggling with these feelings for other men? But nah they went with Kevin being gay. Kinda disappointing because he definitely loved Charity. That much was clear. Also when Jacob busts up Isaiah’s face at the cotillion? I. Screamed. Because Y E S. All in all man, Greenleaf gets a S T R O N G 8/10. I am looking forward to S3 cuz I am in love with this high drama, messy ass Black people on TV thing.

#greenleaf #oprah #lynn whitfield #blackpeopleontv #drama

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All of the questions 😈

Jokes on you bitch I have time since I’m waiting for drag race to air but oh my god this is gonna be long so i’ll pull an Iza and put it under a read more

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

I don’t know

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

Shy, even though I don’t feel like I am, people tell me I’m shy

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

My brother when he comes here oh my god. I miss him. I’m going to make him watch a couple crazy music videos and possibly scar him.

@lettiehigh and @akakuro4869-blog and @rippling-waves when I get back to Hong Kong and Tiff and Bella and Karl and Ellie and Miss R and everyone else

@samrull and Lettie again and maybe @lecafenoirx if I go to Bristol in September to see flor

4. Are you easy to get along with?

I’d say so! Unless you give me a reason to dislike you lol

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

Probably but that’s a stupid question since I don’t drink :)

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Kind people. Usually more on the feminine side? Even the more muscular guys that I thirst after have a few feminine traits like a higher-pitched voice.

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

Nope, I’m going back to Hong Kong so there’s even less chance of me being in a relationship lol

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

Ryan Ross [insert tongue emoji]

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

Nope. I’m usually way too open, quite a few of my friends are this way too. Literally one time my brother and I shared a hotel room and the first thing he said when my folks were out of earshot is complaining how he can’t jack off for a whole week (I asked him why he couldn’t do it in the shower, he said it was too much effort to do so standing up XD)

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Kasia or Iza about body image? define deep

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

“Call him or dump his useless ass?” to Lettie

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

Victorious by P!atD, Dodie Clark’s cover of Somebody Else by the 1975, I Need My Girl by the National, Pożyczony by Sylwia Grzeszczak and Honey by Kehlani

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

Yeah! People at school used to love braiding my hair because it was so long. And I like playing with people’s hair, because I can French braid on others but I can’t do it with myself :/

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

Sometimes?

15. What good thing happened this summer?

I’ll say last summer since it’s not quite summer yet now. Well, I was accepted into Edi, got a 38 on the IBDP which is not too bad, and celebrated my birthday with my squad (rip)

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Yep :)

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

I fkin hope not

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

My first actual crush or like, elementary school crush? But no on both counts

19. Do you like bubble baths?

I’ve never had one :/ I’ve never had a ~bath~ tbh. I want to try in the summer because home in Hong Kong has a bathtub.

20. Do you like your neighbors?

I like my flatmates here, we like the same kind of porn and vines. I don’t know my neighbors well enough back home

21. What are you bad habits?

I trust too easily, I am intelligent but lazy when it comes to schoolwork (I procrastinate), I worry way too fucking much about everything, I have crushes on people that I should NOT have crushes on sometimes (see: gay men)

22. Where would you like to travel?

I answered this a while back I think but as far as I could remember it’s a lot of european places - Oslo, Aarhus (I’m going to Copenhagen!!), Moscow, Tallinn, Berlin, Lublin, Warsaw, Kraków, Gdańsk, Lyon, Lisbon, Prague, honestly just count in every capital haha. I’m not good at geography. Also, Tasmania, Tokyo, Osaka (I’ve been twice but it’s. So good), London, Glasgow are all places I’d go again.

23. Do you have trust issues?

With my mum yeah lmao

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

Talking to my friends (basically everyone I’ve tagged up there I don’t have many friends lmao)

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

My thighs because they’re heavily scarred, my tummy because fat, double chin, face because weirdly big lips and weird shape and small eyes, honestly most of my body if I’m being honest, when I’m not corseted.

26. What do you do when you wake up?

Go through tumblr, twitter, instagram, kik, snapchat, emails, facebook, usually in that order. And then maybe scroll a bit more through tumblr and drag myself awake. Brush teeth and drink juice for breakfast.

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

My skin tone is fine. I’m kinda pale for a Chinese girl (according to others, but my skin’s gotten darker in recent years) so I sometimes have to use white people products. I only lighten my skin for doing goth-y makeup so in those instances i’d love to have lighter skin. (then again, I’m talking like...wallpaper white if possible pls)

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

My friends and my brother.

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

What exes lmao

30. Do you ever want to get married?

If it’s with the right person yeah.

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?

My hair is long enough for several pony tails

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

Men - Jawn and Ryan Ross

Women - Stephanie Beatriz and Lynn Gunn

33. Spell your name with your chin

cbhreusftjd

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

Exactly - what sports?

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

Without TV. I can’t live without music.

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Would’ve said yes up to this morning haha

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

So, do you know what a furry is?

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

Emo, responsible, kind, good sense of humor, understanding, appreciates Ryan Ross, doesn’t mind me checking my phone a lot [insert date in Hong Kong meme]

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

Damaged Society for band merch, Ann Summers for lingerie, various taobao shops for lolita fashion, Restyle for corsets

40. What do you want to do after high school?

Study linguistics at university. Hey! I’m doing that!

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

No but most people do

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

I don’t feel like talking/I’m depressed/I’m thinking

43. Do you smile at strangers?

Not like randomly?...

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

NEITHER I LIKE BEING SAFE OH MY GOD

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

Brushing my teeth or needing to pee?

46. What are you paranoid about?

I’m paranoid that I won’t graduate uni, about not being able to find a job that I will be happy at (doesn’t have to be a dream job but I don’t want to work at something I hate like a factory), I’m paranoid that no one will ever love me esp. romantically, that my family will never accept me as a bisexual woman, that I won’t be able to migrate to the UK before I’m 30 or worse before China takes back Hong Kong in 2047 and I will be trapped in hellish censorship conservative society, that depression and anxiety will drive me to off myself before any of that could even happen

47. Have you ever been high?

Noooooooooo don’t do drugs :( I say, even though I am friends with a drug dealer lol

48. Have you ever been drunk?

Nope, alcohol tastes gross

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

Recently no. But like when I was a kid yeah

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

Pink!

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

Every day :/

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

I want to weigh 80lbs. It’s been this stupid ‘goal’ throughout teenagehood and I know it’s stupid and unhealthy but I really want to. I don’t care if I won’t have boobs.

53. Favourite makeup brand?

Maybelline has good concealer

54. Favourite store?

Damaged Society

55. Favourite blog?

Can’t make me pick between these two

56. Favourite colour?

Pink

57. Favourite food?

Tiramisu and also siu mai but only the fish ones because they taste like garlic and also calbee chips, british junk food is garbage compared to the stuff we have in hong kong (they’ve got good sweets here though)

58. Last thing you ate?

Spaghetti carbonara

59. First thing you ate this morning?

I didn’t eat today till dinner which was spaghetti carbonara

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

I got first runner up in a nationwide comp for poetry. I wrote a depressing poem that ended up with my English teacher sending a concerned email to my folks lol

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

*gasp* I am a good student

62. Been arrested? For what?

Oh my god. I’m a good girl. I’m not with that kinda shit

63. Ever been in love?

I have fallen in love but not like...reciprocated love, no

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

Ooh this is fun. He offered to be my first kiss and I said sure and we made out and it was nice and less scary than I thought but I forgot to close my eyes

65. Are you hungry right now?

No I had too much spaghetti :(((((

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

are you calling my tumblr friends fake

But no I love them all. Also given that half of my irl friends are on tumblr idk what to say lmao

67. Facebook or Twitter?

Facebook

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

Tumblr is the MOST SUPERIOR SOCIAL MEDIA BECAUSE IT IS TRASH

69. Are you watching tv right now?

We’d need a TV license for that. and a TV. so no

I’ve got netflix

70. Names of your bestfriends?

Lettie, Chloe, Iza, Natalie, Daniel (my brother), Karl, Bella (but she’s mad at me so idk), there’s a couple of people who I consider close friends but idk if they’re okay with me calling them my best friends

71. Craving something? What?

A GETAWAY FROM THE SMOOTH TALK THAT’S KEEPING ME GROUNDED TO THE CARPET IN MY ROOM MY QUIET BLUE TOMB OF YOU

72. What colour are your towels?

Both purple why

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

One. Or zero if I kick it to the floor by accident. I mostly hug it.

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

No :(

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

zero. I have a stuffed L Lawliet from Death Note though. It’s a present for my mum when I get home. I’ve also got a few stuffies back home courtesy of Lettie and Bella

75. Favourite animal?

Humans but I like dogs and cats and rats are kinda cute too?

76. What colour is your underwear?

Right now it’s white but I’ve got beige and grey ones I’m kinda boring

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Chocolate

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

Coffee

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

White, my waterparks shirt :)

80. What colour pants?

Blue denim shorts

81. Favourite tv show?

Drag race, b99, the good place, parks and rec, ASOUE

82. Favourite movie?

Dzien Swira it’s funny and depressing

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

Mean girls but i’ve not seen the second one

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

Mean girls, idk what the other one is

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

The nice girl

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk...the blue fish? Ellen Degeneres?

87. First person you talked to today?

Iza

88. Last person you talked to today?

Kasia

89. Name a person you hate?

Uhhhhhhhm Doanld Trump?

90. Name a person you love?

My brother he’s so smart and creative and sweet and makes the worst puns and he loves fall out boy and tries to be an edgelord and it’s super adorable so that’s great

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

My feelings bc they dumb

92. In a fight with someone?

Kiiiiiiiinda? More like she’s mad at me and idk what to do about it because i refuse to go to fucking london with her because international plane tickets are expensive as heck and she wants me to go in the middle of summer when i’m home

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

easy, 0

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

A Lot. Like 10.

95. Last movie you watched?

Dzien Swira

96. Favourite actress?

Sara Canning and Stephanie Beatriz make me v gay

97. Favourite actor?

Neil Patrick Harris because Count Olaf

98. Do you tan a lot?

No lmao

99. Have any pets?

m-my brother...?

100. How are you feeling?

Impatient because drag race hasn’t aired yet. Lonely because my favorite flatmate moved out and there’s no one to chat with me at 3am anymore. Frustrated because my crush-y feelings are being dumb. Sad because my mum is kiiiiiiiiiiiinda homophobic and I imagine myself getting married to a woman not a man (it’s more likely) so :/

101. Do you type fast?

68 WPM? Is that fast?

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

I regret a lot of things. But it’s okay I’ve not turned out too bad overall considering. I’m also glad I did a lot of things, so

103. Can you spell well?

I think so yeah

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

Yes absolutely in particular one person because sometimes I regret things that I did with good intentions and never stop regretting :/

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

I’ve been to a campfire so kinda??

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

Nah

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

Yes!! When I was a kid

108. What should you be doing?

It’s 1am so prolly sleeping but who has time for that amirite

109. Is something irritating you right now?

Yeah my mum. And my feelings

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

Yes lmaoooooo don’t read me like this

111. Do you have trust issues?

This was a question up there. Why is it asked again. You’re making me have trust issues

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

Ooh shit I don’t know I haven’t cried in front of people for a while mostly because I shut myself in my room but prolly my brother or my mum back home

113. What was your childhood nickname?

Never had one (that I liked)

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

~that’s not a thing~ uwu

115. Do you play the Wii?

No my mum is against video games

116. Are you listening to music right now?

Yes I’m listening to Dear Uber Driver

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

Never had it

118. Do you like Chinese food?

I like dim sum and egg tarts and a lot of HK street food so yes?

119. Favourite book?

Suck Less by Willam

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

Sometimes, but at other times it’s oddly comforting

121. Are you mean?

:o I am the least mean person to exist

122. Is cheating ever okay?

No unless it’s in NTAL but even then it’s like hmmmm is it tho

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

Lol no

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

I think it’s possible but unlikely

125. Do you believe in true love?

Yeah I’d like to

126. Are you currently bored?

No because this is keeping me entertained until I can watch drag race

127. What makes you happy?

Talking to my friends, sending them dumb tumblr shitposts, sending my brother disturbing gifs, getting weird gifs from Chloe, thirsting over Jawn with Iza, hearing that my friends are happy, reading and sharing poetry with friends, listening to music, playing the ukulele, eating junk food and watching b99, answering tumblr asks, writing poetry, drawing

128. Would you change your name?

I don’t like Christie so yes. Would change my Chinese name too it’s too annoying to write.

129. What your zodiac sign?

Leo//rabbit

130. Do you like subway?

No :(

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Brenda, he’s gay. Very very very gay, think a 6 on the kinsey scale

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Again. this has been asked. What kinda unprofessionalism

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

I think with my heart and love with my head

134. Can you count to one million?

I mean...in theory yes but why would I do that

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

I told my mum I was striaght lmao

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

Closed. What the fuck

137. How tall are you?

5′2

138. Curly or Straight hair?

I have straight hair, I want wavy hair. Or bangs.

139. Brunette or Blonde?

I have black hair. I tend to have blondes/general bright hair as a ‘type’ when it comes to romantic affection/crushes but it’s also not v accurate

also, I want pink hair. I had a dream where my brother loved MANIA so much he dyed his hair purple

140. Summer or Winter?

WINTER. BUT WITHOUT SNOW. Summer brings out my skin problems so I have a v valid reason to hate it. Also I’m fat so my thigh chafe in summer if I walk more than an hour

141. Night or Day?

I am usually, unfortuantely, only awake at night and like maybe late afternoon.

142. Favourite month?

I don’t have one. December I guess bc it’s acceptable to play christmas music. or June bc pride month

143. Are you a vegetarian?

Nope. I don’t love meat though.

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

Milk. With sea salt and caramel. I’m a classy hoe

145. Tea or Coffee?

Coffee. Either iced americano or some sweet frappe shit

146. Was today a good day?

Today was a very good day. I told my crush I liked her, slept away most of the day, watched a lot of brooklyn nine-nine and listened to Dodie while doing German and Polish on duolingo and I read Chloe’s poetry and it was very good. Link here. And Kasia gave me lots of good song recs. And drag race is up soon (it’s technically tomorrow but whatever).

147. Mars or Snickers?

I can’t pick because Snickers has such a great texture, but also mars bars has the perfect nougat to caramel to chocolate ratio? Probably mars wins out by a bit

148. What’s your favourite quote?

“Hewwo” - Aquaria, RuPaul’s Drag Race

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

I’d like to think souls can see what we’re doing after they pass away.

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

“Adjective opposites and their comparatives” from a Polish grammar book.

Thank you for this long ass ask

drag race still hasn’t fucking aired so i’m gonna watch more b99 and drink fanta

#answered #anon #about me #hi i gave up on using tags bc it's annoying so i tagged everyone once and thats it #it's all the usual suspects that i tag anyway #xo fuckers

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humankoalaa · 6 years

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this episode 🤣

camouflage? who dis? we don’t know her. Jefferson suit gots the cure for herpes im convinced.

Lmaaoooo the way Jefferson fell after getting hit in the head 🤣🤣 y’all see how he turned his head? childish.

Jenn breaking my heart rn.

lmao she said “sort of” GIRL IT IS ABOUT KHALIL. ok.

“they might send me to nun school if i do that” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i love jenn. so damn petty.

she just wants her family and to be normal 😭 protect my bb at all costs.

gambi dead ass casually eavesdropping and drawing a motorcycle that i fully expect to build itself and end world hunger cause gambi is chuck Norris and can do all things through Christ. and then a gun next to him. clearly he’s ready for the reckoning.

wait gambi got lil muscles tho y’all see them arms? hell im gay as hell but them arms i almost questioned if this is the life for me. then i remembered i threw up on a dick once so that’s that.

LMAOOOO looker if you don’t get your teen link looking ass off my screen. ion have the time for this foolishness. “I tried to model myself after you” 🤣🤣 MEANWHILE she says shes not racist. yet she tryna kill the black baby. giiiirrrlllll WhAt iS tHe TrUtH?! just a lil racist orrrr racist when its convenient? I 👏🏾 NEED 👏🏾ANSWERS 👏🏾

jefferson 🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️ “no your tshirt would say I killl and hang perdi from trees. YALL IM CRYN. now thats the type is savagery i need from Jefferson. he still the king of L’s but he’s trying.

looker and her peasants got to be the simplest errr kidnappers? in the world? . .. like .. HoW yOu GoNnA eLeCtRoCuTe SoMeOnE wItH IiGhTnInG iN tHeIr NaMe?! 🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️ i can’t. i just can’t 😂💀

PAUSE.. anything walks it’s ass or jump out a bag on its own rolling around and shit im gone. fuck the baby moms err body.

KOBE! i see you Lynn.

oooh bih looker done slapped jeff 🤦🏾‍♀️ ANOTHER L for mr. pierce. he’s taken 3 L’s so far in this episode....it’s been 10 minutes. k.

ooooo imma renig on that cause he just beat the cat shit outta them peasants. DAS MY BOIIIIIII!

“thanks for the charge tho” 😂

that no look punch 🤣😩💀 jefferson ain’t here for nobody’s shit rn.

Khalil and jenn rn... pains me to admit this is a beautiful scene.

HE KNOWS. JEFFERSON KNOWS!

anissa in leather. DROOL. i want to thank pigs, buffalos, crocodiles, sheep’s, goats and cows for their professionalism, unrelenting perseverance and loyal devotion to their duties. cause... leather.

episode after episode i say the same thing this gots to be the ghettoest reverend in the world 🤣 like what reverand needs to carry a strap? 😂 lahhddd fix it gzus.

ahh shit here go Tobias.

look at khalil 🤦🏾‍♀️ he gon cry in the car WAYMENT he done took off 😂

Khalil.... so we just gon hide behind trash cans? i promise... you dumber than you look. k.

jenn invented ride or die. fite me!

HENDERSON 😭 ... “is that a baby?” bruh... what it look like?

OOOOOHHH BIH YAAASSSS JENN YAAAASSSSS BABY LIGHTNING USING HER POWERS IM CRYING 😭 ugh they grow up so fast.

khalil lookin at jenn like shes goku from dragonball-z is a mood.

looker wants to be Zelda so bad.

IVE MISSED ANISSA AND THIs DAMN SUIT SO MUCH 😭

i ain’t even see that fight yet but i already know looker and her peasants cants handle and don’t wants dat smoke.

that stomp is just really attractive and like i just wanna be the floor.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 looker... what are those nails gonna do? ugh when will they learn.

maannnn this ain’t even a fair fight. im deeaaddd. looker .. baby.. you tried.. thank u, next.

now i wanna be lookers neck.

thunder clap 🤤 i wanna be her palms 🤣🤣

lol the fact that this bitch needed an entire pick up basketball team to beat anissa.

BOUT GOT DAMN TIME JEFFERSON! the fuck were you doing? stretching?

BRUUUHHHHHH 😦i

anissa going full nerd 😍 im pregnant.

🤣🤣 jeff don’t have the slightest clue what shes babbling about 😩

OMG “please stop” 😩😭

“i will pay you to stop” IM GONE YALL DECEASED.

jeff has officially redeemed himself. all inherited L’s from this episode well... let’s not get ahead ourselves.

MAN GIVE ME THUNDERGRACE OR RUN ME MY FADE.

man they wrong for that 😩 got her thinking her babies are dead 🤦🏾‍♀️

WAYMENT .. where’d her dads dreads go? he just had ablit 14 dreads in his head now they’re gone.. 🤭

lol ty. let me prepare for my demise.

ITS TIME!

anissa causally watching girlfriends cackling like she didn’t just basically kill looker and beat up a basketball team is A+ unintentional comedy. an unbothered Queen i stan.

grace caressimg Anissa’s leg is a whole ass vibe. she wants buns and you can’t tell me otherwise.

chantal and nafessa are beautiful.

“well i know you fine” 🤣🤣

the look grace gave her and anissa just dying is a MOOOODDDDD.

HOLY SHIT.

(sidenote how is grace STILL attractive as a reptile? idk what she is but im so SO down)

I KNEW IT! jefferson just knew that was gambis broken drone 🤣

HIT HIS ASSSS ... then apologize and respect your elders jeff.

soft ass. like jeff you could’ve smacked him first dammit.

lmao and somehow lynn manages to irritate tf outta me with that damn worry face pause blink 😩 i love her tho.

GO AWWFFFF LYNN

snitch.

soooooo jenn can legit errr end humanity? got it. ... we been knew 🙄

ok like i don’t care about this.

seriously jenn 😒 I WAS ROOTING FOR U WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR U!

wow..... they seriously cut thundergrace scenes lololol.

hm... or not?

#black lightning #black lighting spoilers #thundergrace #chantal thuy #anissa pierce

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