#MHPH

[firephoenix2020]

[valleyfthdolls]

[WIP/UNFINISHED]

It's not fun playing with a cheat, Esther!

[sukirichi]

omg sorry if i’ve been gone for a while 🥲 i’m currently looking for jobs and have been studying for med school exams so i’ll be busy for a bit but i’ll drop by as soon as i can!

[spooky-cat-and-corgi-girl]

I’m going to explode.

I’m so normal about Mr Hopp’s Playhouse rn. (<- Lying.)

[nasturtiumsforbreakfast]

i fell asleep :( i loved waking up and seeing your posts about you using my mouth to get yourself off, telling me exactly how desperate you are for it and my fingers. can't believe how desperate you were for me 🥺 fuck, it was so hot to wake up and see you like that

i'm so so into the idea of someone using me, making us both feel so good, promise you didn't say anything that i didn't absolutely love -🌿

oh thank fuck for that - I was a bit worried I'd gone too far, as you can tell haha

I've gone all silly and blushy, hiding my face even tho i'm the only one here, reading this, omg, fuck,

I was so desperate for you, that's definitely the word - I am now, tbh, it takes not much to get me going these days and apparently a little bit of validation (?) goes a long way rn, hgn fuck i want to make you feel so good sweetheart

[hannieehaee]

18+ / mdi

content: loser!jungkook, sub!jungkook, softdom!reader, oral (f receiving), mentions of blowjob, etc.

part 1, part 2

wc: 1709

a/n: the comeback of loser!jk<3

masterlist

"we should- mhph!," he gasped when you interrupted him with yet another kiss, attempting to speak again when your lips barely disconnected, "we should stu-" unfortunately for him, your lips did not stray too far.

you had no interest in holding any type of conversation right now. not when the pretty nerd was alone in your room for the third time this week.

surprisingly, despite your lack of ability to pay attention while jungkook was over at your place, your grades had still gone up. on the down side, this small improvement proved to be enough for your horny brain to make the executive decision that it'd be a waste to spend any more time studying when you could be playing with your pretty boy toy instead.

jungkook never had any complaints. even on the days you did study, you'd bid him goodbye by sitting on his cock and kissing up and down the length of his neck. he always left quite satisfied, though also dizzy with desire.

the sudden addiction you had with the boy couldn't have been helped. it was impossible for you to understand how he didnt have all the girls on campus trailing after him. he was clearly handsome, just incredibly shy. his shyness was so severe, he had trouble holding eye contact with anyone who spoke to him, only ever responding in incomprehensible stammers of nonsensical sentences.

you were more than fine to work with this. you knew it'd only take a while for him to warm up to you, and you were happy to patiently wait. the two of you sometimes conversed, getting to know each other past the math and the sex. he had already warmed up to you quite a bit, able to push his shyness aside for you. you'd break all that down any time you removed your shirt and propositioned yourself to him, but that was just to be expected.

as of now, your midterms were over and you felt no need to study for regular assignments despite jungkook's insistence. this meant you had all the time in the world to rearrange your tutoring sessions to fuck him instead. even as he attempted to form a single sentence, your tongue would find its way to his mouth, interrupting any thought that might break you away from his touch.

"i ... we're supposed to study at least a bit," he reminded you with a breathless tone as your lips went to his neck.

"don't wanna, baby. wanna fuck you instead. don't you want that too?", you whispered when you made your way to his ear, nibbling at it suggestively.

nodding feverishly, his eyes began fluttering shut, hands lamely digging into your hips like they usually did, "if- if you're sure."

you chuckled at his statement. you never had any second thoughts about fucking jungkook. he was a pretty nerd and former virgin whom you had the power to mold into the perfect boy for you. how could you ever pass out such an opportunity?

"i'm sure, pretty," you reassured as your hands went to pull up his shirt, yours joining soon after.

now sitting on his lap, top halves nude, you got up before his eyes could zero in on your breasts, throwing off your pants and helping him out of his own. unlike other times, you did not sit back down on his lap, instead opting to sit on the bed next to him, letting yourself fall back as your legs hung off the side of the bed.

looking up at him, you gestured at him to get off the bed with a quick flick of your eyes. the way he quickly understood and went to kneel between your legs made you chuckle. he was such a smart boy.

to this day, the pretty boy had never eaten you out. the extent of your sexual relationship only went as far as penetrative sex thus far. no oral had been involved for some reason – likely due to your need to jump him every time you saw him.

what you wanted most today was to claim your high on his tongue. you needed the pretty boy between your legs, struggling to lick into your cunt and fumbling to find your clit. you knew that with some guidance you'd easily get his skills at oral perfectly tailored to your tastes. that was the nicest part of having a pretty and untouched boy such as jungkook – you could teach him everything just the way you liked it.

staring up at you with his gigantic doe eyes, his brows furrowed in worry, likely unsure of what to do next whilst simultaneously intimidated by such a suggestive position. your fingers went to his chin, lifting up his face whilst yours lowered to almost meet in a kiss. a pretty whine was felt against your lips when you moved away just before your lips could connect.

"pretty?"

"yes?", a gulp accompanied his inquiry.

"will you be good and lick me?"

a groan left his lips before he began nodding dumbly, practically whining as he confirmed his enthusiasm.

"please ...", he whimpered when you created a larger gap between you, grabbing onto his hair and pushing his face into your bare cunt.

opening your legs wider, you led the pretty boy almost all the way to your pussy, stopping right before letting his lips touch your own.

"tongue out, baby," you instructed.

wordlessly, he followed your instructions as his hands went up to your thighs for support. he gave you a decided nod before leaning in and shyly licking into your cunt. groaning against you, he licked experimentally once, twice, thrice – enough times for his resolve to break and for his shyness to be replaced by want.

your hands continued to guide him by his hair, grinding into his mouth in sync with the movement of his lips. it was easy to fall into a trance while the desperate boy ate at you. it was as if he'd had prior practice, except you knew that wasn't the case. jungkook was clearly just letting his hunger take over, leading to an ethereal feeling you knew only jungkook could give you.

"kookie ... oh, fuck," you cried out, fingers digging harshly into his hair.

he reacted accordingly, groaning at both your voice and the feeling of his hair getting pulled at. his hips were also uncontrollable as they ground into the side of the bed, pathetically humping in hopes of some stimulation.

as he ate at you with an unprecedented desperation, he let out the prettiest whimpers and pleas against your cunt, leaving you lightheaded at how needy he was for you.

"it's so good ... fuck, so good. thank you- thank you, oh, fuck ...."

"tastes so fucking good, oh god ...."

"it's for me? fuck, tell me it's mine. t-tell me it's all for me, please ..."

"oh, thank you thank you thank you thank you ..."

encouraging him, you claimed him as yours, telling him how good he was and how you'd give him anything he wanted. he cried even more at this, continuing to thank you for granting him access to your cunt. you knew he meant this in both a sexual and emotional way, which only made you feel even dizzier.

a few minutes into jungkook sloppily making out with your cunt, you pulled him away a bit (despite his resistance), making him look up at you.

under you, you found foggy glasses, messy hair, and half his face covered in your wetness. and even with all that, he looked like the prettiest thing you'd ever had between your legs. he whined the moment you separated him, attempting to reconnect his lips with your cunt, but you remained stubborn.

"baby, you're doing so good for me," you wiped a bit at his lips, though he misinterpreted your intentions, instead taking your fingers into his mouth and suckling.

he was a natural at being a needy mess.

"need you to play with my clit, though, pretty. c'mere, like this. let me show you ..."

with your fingers, you showed him where he'd find your clit, instructing him to stick out his tongue for you again and kitten-lick at it. he went the extra mile and began suckling at it after just a few moments, making your eyes roll back and your toes curl.

going back and forth between licking at you and suckling at your clit, his intensity only increased the more you cried out for him, beginning to hump against his face with zero finesse. the squeaks of the bed could be heard as he himself bumped his cock against it, whimpering into your cunt out of neediness.

"g-gonna make me cum, kookie ... oh, fuck, i- i'm gonna cum, pretty. eat it f-for me? p-please?"

you hadn't planned on becoming so needy for him, but you also hadn't planned for him to be such a quick learner. he simply nodded into your cunt, speeding up his movements as he grumbled against your lips, clearly growing desperate to make you reach your high.

this was easily one of the most intense, neediest orgasms you'd ever had. your voice reached a pitch it never had before as you shamelessly used jungkook's face to get off. at some point his nose began nudging against your clit, almost causing you to black out in pleasure. by the end of it you had been singlehandedly doing all the work whilst jungkook let you guide his face however you wanted.

"fuck ... kookie," you breathed once your high subsided, "c'mere, baby."

climbing up the bed, he hovered over you, shy in initiating a kiss but putting his all into it the moment he realized how into it you were, suckling your juices out of his tongue and moaning into his mouth.

"was ... was it good?", he murmured into your neck once your lips had disconnected.

"it was so good, baby. you're such a quick learner," you caressed his back reassuringly, ignoring the hardness poking against you for a moment.

"want me to try it on you?" you asked, chuckling when he suddenly stilled.

"o-oh ... you want to?"

"lay on the bed, kookie. let me show how good it feels," you grinned at him, knowing you were about to blow his mind yet again.

[lilsluttyy]

do you do threesomes?? I was wondering if you could write a smut where it’s a threesome with highschool getou and gojo

" sharing is caring when fucking"

✪Gojo Satoru X male reader X Getou Suguru

✪ warning: threesome , rough sex

✪ highschool au

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" Satoru Suguru? where are you taking me huh? " (M/n) questioned the two who was dragging him to god knows where when he was talking to Nanami and Haibara.

Gojo and Getou still haven't said a word which was very confusing and concerning, " h-hey are you two even listening? " (M/n) tried pulling his hand away but their grip tightened which made him winced at the pain. They stopped infront of a unused class , The two dragged him in the classroom and Gojo let's go of (m/n)'s hand to lock the door behind them which (m/n) didn't really notice.

Getou finally let's his hand go , a sigh of relief escaped (M/n)'s mouth as he looks at his reddening wrist. (M/n) hissed slightly as he touched the red mark and turned to Getou and Gojo with a frown " what the hell is wrong with you two.." they still didn't mutter a single word with made him more irritated. The two were just looking down at (M/n) is was slowly creeping him out , he tsked and pushed the two away.

As he was about to walk towards the door their hands gripped his hands again which made him winced since they were placing their palms on the reddening wrist. (M/n) instantly pulled away with a panicked look " what is your problem..first you two drag me here when I'm having a conversation with my juniors for what?! " his voiced raised slightly. Gojo was about to speak up but (m/n) cuts him off , " don't tell me you two were jealous..heh..how pathetic... " (M/n) laughed to himself. Getou and Gojo felt their last string snapped.

Getou got a hold on (m/n)'s arm restraining it while Gojo stood behind (m/n) , leaving him stuck in between the two tall men. Gojo was gripping his waist tightly " S-satoru Suguru let me go..." (M/n) kept trying to pull away but their grip were to strong.

Getou bent down slightly to (m/n)'s ear level and whispered lowly " of course we're jealous...seeing you getting to close pisses us off.." (m/n) was about to protest but was cut off by his own voice when he let's out a surprised moan as Gojo bites into his neck leaving an obvious mark. (M/n)'s sweet moans escaped his mouth as Gojo attacks his neck and Getou joining in after.

Gojo's hand slipped into (m/n)'s pants kneading his ass and smiled when he heard (m/n) mewled softly.

" h-hngh~♡ " (m/n) gasped as he felt another pair of hands entered his shirt , Getou's rough hand brushed over (m/n)'s perked up nipple while roaming his body. " Suguru t-take it off~ " he whined and Getou nodded in acknowledgement as he unbuttons (m/n)'s shirt revealing his slutty figure. (M/n)'s nipple's were hard and sensitive already even when Getou hasn't even touched them properly yet " look at you...beautiful.." Getou whispered admiring your body. (M/n)'s breath grew heavier as the two toyed with his body , he suddenly let out a loud moan when Gojo harshly thrusted his fingers right on (m/n)'s prostate leaving him breathless.

(m/n) unintentionally grinded on Gojo's finger so he would hit somewhere deeper " such a fucking slut you are...but don't worry I don't intend on using my fingers much longer" Gojo chuckled menacingly.

Getou was busying himself with sucking on (m/n)'s sensitive nipple, when he pulled away he looked proud of himself as (m/n)'s nipple's were puffier than before and kissing him on the lips. Pushing his tongue into (m/n)'s mouth making him moan sweetly for Getou, Gojo groaned as he slotted his dick in between your ass.

" Satoru put it in already~ " (m/n) whined pitifully, Gojo smirked to himself as he heard your request before slamming his dick in your tight hole. " A-ANGH..M-MHPH!♡ " Gojo grunted as he felt how tight and hot your hole was and whispered into (m/n)'s ear " f-fuck relax for me baby... you're gonna snap my dick into two.." (m/n) was moaning as he felt stretched out by Gojo's dick alone.

Gojo's dick in him began pounding into (m/n) became harder and faster , " t-to f-fast~!...Satoru! " you cried softly.

(m/n)'s droplets of tears were licked away by Getou who was slowly stroking his dick while savouring his moans and whimpers."Suguru~" (m/n) whined " want you inside me too..n-ngh! " Getou looked at him with a small smirk as he looks over to Gojo who was smirking and his eyes gazing over at him with a glimpse of pure lust. " whatever my precious (m/n) wants he gets it~ " Getou purred.

Gojo then suddenly lifts up (m/n) making him yelp out in surprise and mewled out as Gojo's dick hits deeper , " D-DEEP♡..M-MMPH~! " Gojo smiled darkly as he hears you mewl.

" this side of you only belongs to us.. understand~ " he questions you , (m/n) nodded mindlessly. (M/n) cummed as Getou shoves his dick deep in you stretching you even wider than before , (m/n)'s eyes shot wide as he felt the pain and pleasure in him " A-ANGH~! f-full... Satoru..Suguru~ " both Getou and Gojo smirked when they looked at your fucked out expression and heart shaped pupils.

Drool slowly seeps out of (m/n)'s mouth as his body and mind was getting fucked until he was stupid.

" remember you asked for this...so there's no way we're letting you back down~ " Gojo snickers , (m/n)'s eye widened as Gojo and Getou moved at the same time. His hole widening and stretched out at every thrust he received , " S-SATORU SUGURU~! M-MORE...PLEASE♡ " (m/n) moaned needfully.

Getou cooed at (m/n) and kisses the tear stains on his face , " still so needy even when we're fucking you nice and r-rough already.." Getou groaned.

Getou and Gojo felt close to their release, their thrust become harder and faster. The sound of the slick coming from (m/n)'s hole could be heard through out the room , " please please please...w-wunna cum~! "(M/n) sobbed out. " g-go ahead no one's stopping you " Gojo grunted.

(m/n) rolled his eyes and a loud moan erupts from his throat as Gojo and Getou fills him up with their hot cum , the two breathed slowly as they calm down from their high and glanced down to the fucked out male in-between them. " n-ngh! " (m/n)'s body jolts at every breath he takes , his body goes limp when Getou and Gojo pulls out of him and let's their cum drip out of him.

" fuck...you looking like this makes me wanna fuck you even more..~ " Gojo smiled sadistically and Getou glances at Gojo and their eyes met making them smirk knowingly. (M/n) who was already fucked out looks at the both of them with a horrid expression and tried to regain his strength but the two male had already tightened their grip on him as (m/n) felt their hard dick kissing his puckered hole.

" w-wai-NGH♡~! "

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[sturniolosluvv]

‘OBSESSED’ - matt sturniolo

parings . mattsturniolo X f!reader.

genre . smut/horrorish

word count . 618

| content warnings . smut , use of petnames , p in v , unprotected sex , stalker!matt , degradation , rough sex , knifes , crime.

matthew sturniolo was known as the shy , rude boy, he’d ignore anyones antics to get his attention, and yes he is a good looking boy but he’s too shy. i once saw him try talk to a girl and ended up spilling her drink over her , and that’s why he’s my best friend , we’d been best friends ever since his brother christopher ran over to me and “accidentally” tripped me up im sure it was too get my attention

“hey matt can you pass that top” i saw covering myself under his blanket, oh did i forget to mention we fuck from time to time. its nothing abnormal for me to be laying naked in my best friends bed is it? he tosses the shirt at me.

“there you go ma” he smiles

“turn around” i tut, he rolls his eyes but turns around.

“i gotta go now matt i love you”

“i love you more”

“not possible” he smiles and shakes his head as i walk out the door swaying my hips as i know he’s looking at my ass.

i was laying in my bed it had been 48 hours since and me and matt had lasted fucked, i was aching too be touched, i grabbed my vibrator and put it against my aching clit.

“mphmmmm matt“ i moan as a arch my back.

matts pov-

i was watching her through her window , she looked pretty she hadn’t called me or texted me and im not one to message first , her body was on display she looked so beautiful , i plam mylsef through my jeans she moaned my name i felt like i was going too crumble ,

“YO TF U DOING“ i hear a voice shout at me , i quickly take my hand off,

“bro“ he says walking up to me,

“you getting off to that girl in there“ he says looking at her aswell.

“whats it gotta do with you?” i say,

“nahhh man im just saying i would too i mean look at her”

i clench my jaw and pull out my knife i walk up to him and grab him by the neck,

“fuck you just say?”

he looks into my eyes chocking

“n-no” i slit his throat and drop him walking away from the scene back to my car.

| to my girl -

| hey ma can i come over ?

| from my girl -

| please and hurry up

| to my girl -

| open the door

i stand at her door awkwardly waiting for her to open it ,

“hey you got here quick” she breaths out

“oh yeah i was just going to the gas station and yeah uhm” i stumble over my words

“come in handsome” she smiles

y/ns pov -

i pull matt in by his shirt and capture his lips into a needy kiss , i smile as his fights for dominance,

“jump” he demands

i do as he says and jump into his arms as he carries us to the couch ,

he disconnects our lips and runs his hands down my body

“does my girl need to be touched hm?”

“please matt” i says as i lean into his touch

“what do u want princess? my mouth” he says kissing down my thighs,

“my fingers” he says rubbing my clothed clit

“d-dick” i moan

he takes his boxers and pants off,

“spit” he says holding his hand in front of my mouth , using my spit as lube

“fuck” he says pushing into me

“always so tight for me mama”

“faster” i whine , as he pounds into my leaning my head on my chest sucking my nipples ,

“MHPH MATT”

“gonna cum for me?”

“y-y-yes”

“good girl” he says rubbing my clit

“matt fuck im gonna-“ before i get cut off with a loud banging ,

“POLICE OPEN UP” i look at matt as he rushes off pulling his boxers and staring at me leaving me unfinished.

“i love you mama” he smiles before walking to the door.

“matt what the fuck”

[onysfavreader]

Gun slut

Gunplay w/ plug!Kirishima plug!Bakugou plug!ony in mind

He looked up from cleaning your gun as you came back into the living room. "What" “I'm bored” You pout standing in front of him in just one of his shirts. “Turn around” He exhaled reaching to pull his dick out of his sweatpants.

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You've been sitting on his dick for at least thirty minutes. All you can do is whine not being able to move as you feel him grow inside of you. The slow stretch of him becoming harder driving you crazy.

“Daddy please” You whine as your pussy clenches around him quickly growing impatient. “Damn you're that desperate” He chuckled. You nodded trying your best not to move your hips.“Couldn't even wait for me to finish cleaning your toy” He teased, pushing the magazine clip into place.

Your eyes widened hearing the click before he spread your thighs further apart with his own. You gasped feeling him drag the cold metal press against your inner thigh. Goosebumps covered your thighs as you clenched around him. Your eyes focused on the weapon as he dragged it up to your clit.

He smirked at the look in your eyes as he rubbed your clit with your gun. The obvious fear and teasing almost bring you to tears. But he knew you so well you were so desperate for him to please you. Soft moans left your lips grinding against him as you tried pushing your clit against the metal. All the fear you had somehow went straight to your pussy. The cold of the metal rubbing your clit making your mind fuzzy.

He moved his free hand up forcing his fingers into your mouth. He chuckled at the small gag you made sucking his fingers. You hazily sucked his fingers covering them in spit. The gun toying with your clit almost forgotten as you swirl your tongue around his digits. He shoves his fingers to the back of your mouth before putting his hand under your shirt to spread your spit around his nipple. You moan spreading your legs. He kissed your neck rolling your nipple between his fingers. “Mhph ahh~”

“Relax ma you're squeezing me so tight” He mumbled licking a stripe up your neck. You moan, laying your head against his shoulder. “Yea just like that”

The cold feeling of the metal playing with your hot cunt made you moan. “Like that daddy” “Yea” “Mhm please can I cum” “Not yet we just started” “But”

“Keep talking you might get another hole down here” He teased pointing your gun at your clit. You shook your head whining as you tried to close your legs. He spread his legs opening yours further.

“But you like it don't you” You nod feeling him kiss your neck sucking in certain spots. He lightly tapped the gun against your clit before bringing it up to your face.

“You see that baby you got it wet” He cooed, showing you juices covering the metal.

You roll your hips as he dragged his nails across your thigh.

Sticking your tongue out you taste yourself. The slight taste of metal making you want more.

“Fuck” He groaned grabbing your face “You really are a gun slut huh ma” He said squeezing your cheeks making your lip poke out to kiss the tip of your gun. “My pretty girl” “Please” You beg clenching around him. “You want it that bad” You nodded looking over at him.

“Show me princess show me you want it”

You wrap your hands over his before taking a bigger lick. Treating the weapon almost as if it was his dick. You took it into your mouth, swirling your tongue around it. Slightly bobbing your head you moan as he finally plays with your clit.

Watching you pull away from the gun he finally set it to the side seeing you were down. Your body relaxed, noticing the full bullet case. “You're ok baby” He whispers in your ear wrapping his arms under your legs.

You knew you were never in real danger around him. He never has his unlocked while cleaning them let alone loaded.

The fear in your eyes only being a part of his game. He liked having your body tense around him too scared to move. He loved finding new ways to tease you.

“I know daddy” You nod “Do you” “Mm- Fuck~ mhm” You moan when he lifts you up only leaving his tip in before slamming you down. “Can't let anything happen to my girl” You shake your head, biting your lip to hold back your moans. “Just like that mama” You use your free hand to turn his head pressing your lips together. You moan as he uses your body, lifting you up and down his dick.

You moaned finally having him fuck you. Handling you as if you were just his fleshlight and you were. You let out choked moans as your skin slapped together. Desperately sucking his tongue you knew you were close.

“Aww you gonna cum already go ahead” He cooed “Mmm~ so close will- will you let me- ahh~ please daddy” “I said you could cum princess make a mess”

[valleyfthdolls]

Stayed up until 4:40 AM to finish this, oops

[kakksart]

Tanjiro Helps You When You Have Your Period!

. ᕀ Tanjiro Kamado . ᕀ

. The Help From Tanjiro! .

“Thank you, Tanjiro..” - (Name)

- so this might not be the same with everyone.. but this is mostly written on what I experience! And I know there probably wasn’t heating pads and etc but pretend there was!😭

Word Count : 1.2K

︶︶︶꒦ა♡໒꒦︶︶︶

You groaned as you walked out. Today, it was a horrible day and probably will be for the next few days.

The worst part is that you were friends with Tanjiro. He had a great sense of smell which sucked. It was always super duper awkward to tell him.

You wore your uniform and your katana was sheathed on your hip. The cramps you had were horrible! It always felt like someone was punching you.

Tanjiro and his friends, Inosuke and Zenitsu were all talking until they began to notice you.

Tanjiro waved at you with a wide smile. Meanwhile, Zenitsu was practically drooling over you. Inosuke stared at you as he followed Tanjiro when he walked over to you.

“Hey, (Name)! How has your day been?”

“It’s.. been alright I suppose. Not feeling at my best right now, otherwise, fine.”

He nodded before tilting his head at you.

“Why would you say that? Did something happen?”

Your hand was twirling and tugging onto your hair as you tried to find a response to his question. I mean, you could tell him the truth.. or lie.

“..Uh.. Oh, uhm..” You stuttered as you tried to find the right words. Nobody would want to tell someone they were on their period. It’s a regular thing yet it’s sort of embarrassing telling someone.

You felt him pat your shoulder with a smile.

“It’s alright, (Name)! You don’t have to tell me if you are uncomfortable with answering the question. It’s all alright! Please don’t stress over it.”

You nodded as he began to take a step back and gave you your own space.

“(Name)!!~” Zenitsu said before hugging your arm. You stared at him before rolling your eyes in a non-mean way.

“Zenitsu. Give her space.” Tanjiro said with a stern voice and a face. Zenitsu immediately backed off and gave you space.

“Hey Zenitsu, I hope you’ve been doing good!” You giggled, watching Tanjiro act like a mother.

“I’ve been working so hard for you!~ I was even better when I saw you.~”

You let out a “mhm.” and smiled at him.

“Fight me!” Inosuke said, but immediately stopped when Tanjiro gave him a glare. It was almost a “You better be glad we’re in public” stare.

“Hello to you too Inosuke!” You smiled before you had cramps again.

You let out a “mhph..” noise before closing your eyes.

“Are you alright, (Name)?” Tanjiro said.

“Yeah, I think..”

Once the cramps got a bit better you were able to calm yourself down a bit and look back at Tanjiro. The two of them stared at you dumbfounded.

The “two” were Inosuke and Zenitsu. It was mostly Inosuke. Inosuke never had any girls around him personally to know what periods are. Tanjiro had a family with girls around them so he must be familiar with them, right?

Since Zenitsu had 7 ex-girlfriends, he would have a clue about them. But he doesn’t even know that your on your period right now.

“So are we going to t-“

“No,” Tanjiro said with a huff. He crossed his arms and glared at you. “You are not alright at the moment! You will sit down, got it?”

Tanjiro sternly said, almost like a mother scolding their child. You never seen Tanjiro like this but you couldn’t help but listen.

“Okay..” You pouted before rolling your eyes.

You sat down and crossed your arms. Today you so badly wanted to train but you couldn’t! Damn this cycle.

You watched as Tanjiro, Zenitsu, and Inosuke trained. You couldn’t help but feel slightly jealous.

…

As the three of them finished their training session you were bored out of your mind!

“(Name)! Did you see me?~ I looked so good right!?” Zenitsu asked, running towards you with excited eyes.

“No! I bet you they watched ME! I was too amazing for them to even notice you!” Inosuke said, pushing him out the way.

You couldn’t help but feel a bit annoyed at their bickering.

“Give them space guys! They’re obviously not in the mood to talk.” Tanjiro stepped in front of the two, spreading his arms and blocking them from you.

“Your so mean!~ I just wanted to see their beautiful face! What’s wrong with that?” Zenitsu whined before turning the other way and crossing his arms.

“Zenitsu.” Tanjiro said.

“Yes, yes! Okay I got it..” He mumbled, and rolled his eyes.

“The two of you leave, Inosuke, Zenitsu. I need to speak to (Name).”

You tilted your head as you stared at Zenitsu and Inosuke. They nodded but Inosuke challenged him and saw who could go faster.

You couldn’t help but laugh a bit at the two. They were like children. Tanjiro was like their mother.

Speaking about Tanjiro..

“(Name), I understand what’s happening. Do you need anything? Is this your first time?” He asked, his tone was soft and kind.

You smiled at him. He was always so kind and gentle to others. You couldn’t help but love him for that.

“Ah, No.. it’s not my first time.” You muttered, nodding your head at his question.

Wait, shouldn’t you be talking with Mitsuri about this?

“Tanjiro, how do you know about all of this?”

“I’ve had two sisters.. and a mom.”

You let out an “Ohh..” and nodded. What a ride that must have been.

You played with your fingers before looking up at him. You saw his mouth begin to move.

“You ignored my question. What is it that you need?”

“Not-“

He put a finger over your lips, making you shush in an instant.

“I’ll go get you stuff, alright?” He said, refusing whatever you said. He wanted to be as much of a help as possible.

“Just try not to move as much.. Or run.” He muttered as he rubbed the back of his head with his right palm.

“Tanjiro, I know that.” You laughed before shaking your head. He let out an “Oh..” before having an embarrassed expression on his face.

“Uhm, I’ll just go get your stuff! Just. Stay. Here.” He muttered before turning around and running off.

You couldn’t help but giggle and smile at him. He was so happy and cute at times.

…

The next few days Tanjiro helped tremendously. Whenever he would sense anger or a negative emotion would always make you feel better.

If the boys, Inosuke, and Zenitsu bother you too much he would tell them to back off. Not in a harsh way of course.

He gave you pads/tampons, a heating pad, and a pain reliever. It felt so nice to have someone help you.

He would cuddle with you in bed and would listen to your ranting whenever you felt horrible. He was like the perfect boyfriend.

…

You were hugging him with your hands wrapped around him. You gave a relieved sigh before closing your eyes.

You felt him rubbing your back with his palm. You smiled before speaking.

“Thank you, Tanjiro..”

I am SO SORRY for the delays. I’ve been having quite a struggle and I’m under a lot of stress.. lol. But thank you for reading guys! I know it’s short and rushed but I have so many assignments.🥹 Love ya!

[ravereina]

TELL ME

Might of just wrote Chigiri to be a brat tamer 😇

He doesn’t mean it! You’re sure he doesn’t; he’s always been so nice to you! Never has he degraded or scolded you like this! Although it’s not like you’re hating this side of him... Even when he has you straddled on his thigh, holding your wrists together with one hand as the other rests on your hip.

 

"Go on, I don’t have the time for your nonsense right now."

He glared at you, relishing the sight of your breasts moving whenever you rutted your hips against him and the way you bit back moans whenever your hips stuttered. Had his cock straining against his pants.

Your brows furrowed as you grinded against his clothed thigh. Which made it all the more humiliating as you were completely naked and exposed while he was completely clothed. You tried not to make any noise, hoping to keep just a bit of your dignity. "Fuck princess, you’re soaked, I get you all wet like this?" He smirked, dipping one of his fingers against your clit and down to your hole, softly rubbing your nub as you whined, nodding your head. You gripped his wrist, bucking your hips as you tried to ride his fingers.

"Ease up slut." He murmured, placing a harsh slap on your clit that made you moan. "Mhph- Chigiri!"

You took your hands off him to clasp your mouth, embarrassed by the way you reacted. " —Unh, someone liked that, didn’t they?"

He scoffed out, Pumping his fingers in and out of your cunt at a slow pace, your juices making squelching noises that filled up the room mixed with your concealed whimpers. "F-Faster Chi," you whined out quietly, tears threatening to spill, mentally hoping that he’d listened, only to be met with a smirk as he brang his face closer towards you. His bright red eyes were looking into yours.

You've gotta speak louder, princess; how else will I be able to know what you want?" He hummed, still continuing his slow pace, till he realized you weren’t gonna talk. "Getting all shy with me now hm? That’s fine. Don’t expect anything else, though." He pulled his hands away from your cunt.

As you got up, whining from the lack of touch. You gripped his wrist. "Don’t! I’ll do it, Chigiri!  He hummed in satisfaction as he turned back to look at you.

"You really think it’s a good idea to make me wait after being a brat all day?"

You shook your head softly as your face blushed a bright red.  You turned your head away, Suddenly having it turned up to face Chigiri with his hand.

"Whores like you don’t get to hide away. So go on, talk to me, princess. Tell me what you want."

His condescending tone dripped both awe and annoyance. As he stared down at you, waiting for you to start. "Chigiri- c'mon, please? I’m sorry! I just need it so bad, I want to feel you all up in me, Chi!"

You held on to his sleeve as you pleaded with him, staring up at him with glossy eyes that flooded with tears as they dripped down your face.

"See, That wasn’t so hard for you now, hm?" He sighed out, Pushing his cherry-red locs away from his face as he pushed you up against the bed, pushing your knees against your chest as he pinned you down. Chigiri pumped his length, hissing as he spread the pooling tears of pre-cum on his tip before aligning up to your hole.

"G’nna put it in now alright, pretty?" He mumbled out, caressing your hip as he pushed his cock in slowly. The stretch stings. Chigiri was girther than most, so it always took a while for you to get adjusted. "Chi- hurts! it’s not gonna fit!" You mewled.

Tears trickled down your face as you hiccuped, trying to squirm away from the painful pleasure. He groaned, pinning your hip down on the bed.

"Stop being such a crybaby. It fit once already, it’ll fit again."

You bit back a moan with your hand as he inched into you, Resting his head on your chest as he bit and marked hickeys into your skin.  Distracting you as he finally bottomed out, waiting a few seconds just for you to get adjusted to the intrusion. "Fuck- see?  squeezing me so good, aren’t ya? Such a slut. My pretty little slut" Pulling out almost completely before slamming back in and thrusting when he ended his words.

"Taking my dick so well." He glared down at you, smirking while you writhed clawing at his back as you moaned out even more incoherent nonsense. "F-Fuck! Feels so good- Mmnph. G-gonna cum chi!"

You let out a desperate moan. His dick hit exactly the spot you wanted it to. You could feel his veins trace your velvet walls as he thrust in your cunt. The knot in your stomach felt like it was about to burst. Your hands intertwined with his long hair as you came.

Soaking the sheets and his cock as he rode you through the orgasm. You whined as he continued thrusting into you. His eyes squeezed shut as he mumbled that it wouldn’t take much longer.

"Gonna cum on your stomach, alright?" He mumbled out with a groan, He pulled out and stroked himself a few times before cumming on your stomach and partially on your breast.

This isn’t proofread and I didn’t try to put effort so it’s 😶 but it is what it is ig.

[ravencincaide]

Damned if you do- Damned if you don’t 

Summary: Just because you were getting married didn’t mean you had to play nice. Unfortunately for you, banter did not seem to be the way to escape your engagement. But it did make certain situations unnecessarily complicated. Or the time Chuuya had ungodly amount of patience with you.

Pairing: Rebellious reader x Prince!Chuuya Nakahara  

Inspired by request by anon: arranged marriage, unladylike behaviour, running away and being brought right back by guards. set in 1920-1930'

Warnings: Arranged marriage and misogynistic view, insults/banter, cursing. 

Enjoy 

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You scaled the wall with ease, your hands grabbing at the uneven surfaces. You hosted yourself up, then reached for the next unevenness. Just a little bit more- two- no-  three more bricks and you’d be high enough to reach the top of the wall. Then you would be able to pull yourself up, roll over and drop down on the opposite side. A short walk later and you’d be near the city center and then–

“Hey! What do you think you’re doing? Get down from there!” you heard a rough male voice call out somewhere behind you, followed by the cling clang of metal as guards rushed towards you. 

Fuck. 

You climbed faster, carelessly. Trying to remember where the next protruding brick was. You grasped it just as the guards stopped beneath you. Then you hosted yourself higher- your fingers brushing the edge of the wall just as you felt the metallic gauntlet gripped your ankle. 

A rough tug and you were yanked off the wall with a scream. 

You fell for only a few seconds:your back made contact with the rough metal of the knight's armor which dug deep into your skin. Strong arm wrapped around your waist while the second one landed on your head, protecting you from the fall. Then the both of you went tumbling to the ground.  Once, twice, thrice you two rolled before a bush finally stopped your movements. 

You tore yourself away from the knight with a groan checking all limbs for any injuries or broken bones. Aside from a bunch of dirt and some minor scrapes you were entirely unharmed. Bummer- you were sure a deeper injury would have incited your parents wrath to postpone the marriage, or in the very least garnish enough sympathy to give you some time away from this hellhole. 

Tearing your eyes away from the scapes, you glared darkly at the two knights: “ What the hell?!” you growled as the other knight ran up to the both of you. The knight that tugged you down from the wall laughed- his laughter echoing inside his helmet as he pried himself off the ground. 

“ Up you go princess”  The first knight chuckled at your scowl as he pulled you up to stand between the two of them; each of them grabbing onto your arms. Like a prisoner. 

“ Hey! Don’t call me that!” you snapped as they began half walking- half dragging you back towards the main castle ignoring the way the new maids and staff gaped and gawked at the sight of you. While the more seasoned staff merely rolled their eyes and rushed away, no doubt preparing a bath and trying to find the one that managed to take their eyes off of you long enough for you to make yet another escape attempt. 

Idiotically and futile; everyone knew you were never going to be the type of princess who’d adhere to the customs and norms and just sit quietly in your room. For better or worse. 

Instead of dragging you back to your chambers the guards pulled you straight towards the grand dining room where the doors were already wide opened; signaling that breakfast would begin any moment now. Seems someone from your so-called new family was ready to start the day. You’d be willing to bet half a year's allowance that it was Chuuya. And you were not wrong. Damn it. 

You cursed loudly as the knights dragged you all the way up to the table. They bowed, let your arms go before moving to take their post at the door.

“Mhph It’s not even breakfast time yet you’re already dragged in here by guards. Don’t you have some self respect? If you want to go out you just need to ask.” Chuuya did not bother to look up at you, his focus entirely on the tray set down by the butler with three different, freshly brewed cups of newly imported coffee. So typical- even at breakfast all Chuuya was focused on was keeping favour with the right people in high society and that damned work of his. 

“ Like hell I’m asking for anything from the likes of you!” You spat plucking a twig out of your hair before tossing it onto the tray in front of Chuuya, earning yourself a dark glare. Before you could toss a leaf into his drink, the butler came forward and pulled your chair out for you, taking your attention away from the ginger. You moved over to your seat and flopped down into it ungracefully before plucking more thorns, leaves and other garden reminiscences off your clothes, studying them with fake interest until you gathered a large bunch. However before you could throw it at the smug prince the butler intervened, taking the debris out of your hands and handing you a warm towel to clean your hands with instead. You frowned at the older man but had enough sense to let it go- you did not want to make the head butler's life more difficult just because you hated the family he served. 

Your look did not go unnoticed: “ Seriously? Can’t you get a hobby like a normal woman! Read a book or engage in high society” Chuuya hissed, his voice thick with annoyance. In one hand he held one of the three cups of espresso while in another a zippo lighter, readying to light the cigarette that was dangling between his lips. Coffee and cigarettes. 

So typical of your soon-to-be.

“ Oh and be like you? Nothing but work and women on your mind!” you snapped back your eyes boring holes into the man, not missing the way his smile was replaced with a frown. 

“ Oj! Be thankful goddamn it! Any other man would have beaten the shit out of you for your antics already!” He turned his eyes away from you and lit his cigarette. He took a deep drag, the nicotine driving some of his stress and frustration right out of him. 

“ Beaten? The shit out of me?” you laughed then sneered, teeth bared “I’d like to see you try, little prince” 

Chuuya growled then leaned forward blowing the smoke in your face. Hitting your senses with the smell of tobacco, coffee and just a hint of Chuuya’s cologne. You did not cough at the smoke, but rather made a big show of waving your hand in front of your face to clear the air. “ Yucks it stinks, just like you” 

“ Why you ignorant little–” Chuuya’s insult was cut right off by the kings unimpressed statement of; “- Children stop fighting- it’s not even breakfast time.” 

Both of you stiffened in your seats. You muttered a polite ‘good morning’ before turning your attention to look out of the window. That seemed the least awkward option than staring or glaring at either of the royal men, or the fussing staff that brought out breakfast and then made the dire mistake of attempting to take the imported coffee away from Chuuya. Hearing his snarky remark towards the maid made you roll your eyes. As another maid placed your food in front of you, you went out of your way to thank her profusely, acting the very opposite of your soon to be. Much to Chuuya’s annoyance. 

“ Oh so you do know manners?” Chuuya grumbled under his breath beside you as he put out his cigarette before lighting himself another one directly after. 

Faking a fake shocked expression, you stared at him with wide eyes: “ Oh my you know such an advanced word already- manners- you must be–” 

You were cut off as the king cleared his throat, once again intervening in your bickering. Chuuya flashed you a cocky grin, as if to say he won that round, while you rolled your eyes as you poked the sunny side up eggs with your fork, smearing the yolk over hashbrowns. You took a bite, instantly wishing for some seasoning: like salt, chili flakes or sambal. 

“ The coming of age ball are starting and invitations are flooding in. To show the royal families support, you two will be attending the balls of our closest allies.” The king declared, his eyes focused on his breakfast. He clearly didn’t care about the blank look on Chuuya’s face nor the slight hint of excitement on yours at the prospect of finally going somewhere outside palace walls without an equipment of staff and guards watching your every breath! 

“ And do try to act like a proper couple; you will be husband and wife shortly” the king added with an afterthought. His words made you groan loudly- not knowing what was worse: the flavorless breakfast, being stuck inside this shitty castle or having to act all lovey-dovey in high society events again. In short your life felt as shitty as your morning. 

“ God don’t tell me I have to go with him?`Yes? Damn okay then please, please tell me I can be spared from dancing with Shortie at the very least!” You rudely pointed your fork in Chuuya's direction while your eyes were focused on the king's collected expression. 

You could hear Chuuya stab his food with a little too much force at your words; “Hmph who else would even want to be in the same room as someone so trashy if they weren’t forced into it? At least have the common sense not to cause a political conflict at such a simple event!”  

“ Chuuya has a point that you would need a wardrobe update for these events to match the latest fashion. You will start with it today” The king's words made you smile, for a moment forgetting all about the bickering. Oh how lovely- in a few hours you’d finally get a breather from here. And then maybe you could– “ But Y/N do clean up before you head out” the king commanded while slicing into his plate of bacon and eggs. “ No respectable place worthy of royal business will let you within a feet of their store with twigs and leaves in your hair” 

Your smile dropped instantly and you rolled your eyes but nodded, showing you understood the order and the unspoken consequences if you disobeyed. You may be rude and rebelious but you were not suicidal. Still Chuuya couldn’t help but rub those words in for you. As if eager to spoil anything good that came your way!

“ You see sweetheart if only you’d been patient instead of bratty you could be outside the palace walls already” Chuuya taunted you before taking a sip of another cup of the imported coffee. The way he put the cup down quickly told you it was far too tart for his liking. 

“ Oh and Chuuya do make sure you match with Y/N. Like a proper husband. Not like last time” Chuuya’s smile didn’t falter though his eyes narrowed in annoyance. 

“ Hey! I would have matched just fine if she had at least a vague sense of taste and fashion- ” 

“ Of course you’d know all about it, little miss Chuuya” you growled feeling an oncoming headache.

“ What the fuck did you just say?” Chuuya’s voice went up in pitch- a clear indication you were walking on thin ice. You didn’t care however- if anything you prayed he’d finally lose his cool and call off this so-called engagement. 

“ I said: You’d know all about it – That’s all your head’s filled with after all: clothes, high society, coffee. My, you’d make a fine girl if you ditched the suit and grew some tits. Down there you’re already–

“- At the very least I know better than to wear cheap commoner rags to a ball, harpy!” Chuuya cut you off, taking a long drag off his smoke as he watched you gap at the insult. 

“ Harpy?! Who the hell are you calling a harpy you simpleton? If there was anyone worth dressing up for I’d have actually bothered looking good!”  

“ Please as if a battle axe can have any— ““ – That is enough” the king cut Chuuya off with a calm and collected tone. “ You two have a long day ahead of you- you better get going.”

With those words your barely touched breakfast was ripped away from you while two maids began ushing you back towards your chambers. Much to your disappointment.  Still you didn’t miss the smirk on Chuuya’s face as he watched you get dragged out of the dining room. If anything he made sure to annoy you more by raising his cup of coffee to you before tapping two fingers on his wrist, reminding you not to waste his time anymore than necessary. It seems he was giving you until he was done with his coffee for you to get ready to leave- or else you’d spend yet another day coped up inside the palace walls. 

You growled before turning your back to him and following the maids back to your room in a hurry.  

You swore you were going to find a way to wipe that shiteating grin off his face. Even if it meant you’d have to swallow your pride and get ready quickly to head out to the royal family’s dressers and boutiques. Once there however you would do your best to pick up and wear the priciest and most ridiculous dress that the boutique had to offer. Maybe even the ugliest thing in sight just to see the proud, appearance-fixated bastard colour match and hang with you in this high class event. Just to see him lose a little face in front of his so-called precious high society. 

And maybe, just maybe, that was all it would take to finally get this marriage called off. 

[lilsluttyy]

If you can, could you write about Nanami pleasing himself while male reader is out and reader comes home to Nanami groaning out his name and helps his poor husband (bottom m!reader please 🙏)

" my good boy "

✪ Nanami Kento x bottom m reader

✪ warning: praise/degrading kink

✪ ??? Au

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" Na-na-mi~ I'm home...Kento? " (M/n) called out as he walks in their house but was greeted with silence.

He placed his bags down and walks through the hall way trying to find his husband , " he must be in his office.. " (m/n) mumbled to himself. Across the hall he could see Nanami's office door was slightly open , as (m/n) approached closer he heard muffled grunts and groans.

He decided to keep quiet and peeked in the room , (m/n)'s eye's widened as he sees Nanami pleasuring himself while calling out (m/n)'s name with full of lust.

" (m/n)....f..fuck.." Nanami groaned while coming , he smirked to himself as he felt another's presence near his door. Nanami looks up to the door and sees his cute husband panicking and heard a quiet squeak , " (m/n).. darling why don't you come in.. " he called out for (m/n) who then walked into the room with a flustered face."K-Kento.." Nanami pulled his pants up slightly but (m/n) could still see his girthy dick standing hard and proud , (m/n) walks closer to him but his eyes glued to the floor.

Nanami footsteps could be heard approaching closer to him , " my eyes are up here darling..~ " Nanami chimes as he hooked his fingers under (m/n)'s chin and lifts it up. Their eyes met and (m/n) was about to look away but Nanami gripped his chin , stopping him from doing so.

" Since you're here already why don't you be a good boy and help me.." Nanami whispered huskily as his hands swiftly unbuttons (m/n)'s pants letting it fall down to the floor revealing his hardened dick.

Nanami sat walked away and sat down on his chair , " what are you waiting for..come here " he patted his thighs signaling where (m/n) should be sat. (M/n) sat himself on Nanami's lap , he grinded on Nanami's cock while trying to get himself comfortable. Nanami groaned lowly and his rested on of his hands on (m/n)'s perky butt , squeezing the soft flesh with his strength which made (m/n) grew weak at the contact. (M/n) moaned softly in Nanami's ears as he kept on fondling (m/n)'s ass , " K-Kento...enough already~..w-want you in me..." (m/n) mumbled the last part but Nanami was still able to hear it.

(m/n) whined softly as his briefs were torn apart by his own husband , " those were my favourite's " he pouted.

Nanami chuckled to himself as he sees (m/n) pouts and kisses him on the nape while his fingers busies itself onto (m/n)'s red puckered hole that was begging to be filled up. " I'll just buy you more.. don't worry darling.." Nanami whispered , (m/n) nodded slightly and let's out breathy moans when he felt Nanami's thick fingers entering his hole. " m-mhph~! " (m/n)'s moans grew louder as Nanami added more fingers and kept prodding deeper into his hole until he found (m/n)'s prostate. Nanami mercilessly attacked (m/n)'s prostate milking out his wanton moans as he was squirming in Nanami's lap , pre-cum leaked out of (m/n)'s dick and he felt close to coming before Nanami abruptly stopped which made (m/n) whine needily.

" K...Kento why didn't you stop..~ " he sobbed , (m/n) then moans loudly when Nanami pulls out his fingers quickly. " see how wet you are down there..." Nanami shows (m/n) his hand that was dripping with (m/n)'s fluid "...and besides I can't have you just coming from my fingers darling..." Nanami voice dropped when he suddenly lifts up (m/n) which earned him a small yelp before dropping his husband on his cock burying himself into (m/n) hungrily.

" NGH-ANGH♡!.. K-KENTO~..MMPH~! " Nanami smirked as he held down (m/n)'s thighs on his lap , seeing his husband rolled his eyes with pleasure and his pupils forming into a shape of a heart.

Every hot breath (m/n) took was Nanami's pleasure, (m/n) felt more sensitive than usual as he came instantly when Nanami slammed him down on Nanami's cock , " K..Kento..s-sho full...~ " Nanami grunted lowly as he felt (m/n)'s wall tightened on his dick " ngh... I'll make sure you'll be extra full when I'm done " (m/n) was to deep in pleasure to answer Nanami.

" K-Kento..!? " (M/n) squealed when Nanami suddenly pulls out and slams back in , (m/n) wrapped his arms around Nanami's neck and rested his face on his husband's shoulder. Moaning nonstop as Nanami didn't stop thrusting into his ass , " i-im close.." Nanami groaned out roughly (m/n) whimpered as Nanami's tempo grew faster and harder while groping his ass.

Nanami closed his eyes and groans as he cummed deep into (m/n)'s tight hole , "Kento! Mmph~ " (m/n) moaned as he felt his ass getting filled up with his husband's hot cum. " f-full sho full..~ " they both panted softly, Nanami kisses (m/n)'s neck again leaving small bites. He pulled his face away and looked proud when he sees (m/n)'s fucked out state.

" I'll clean us up dont worry just go to sleep "

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[james--murray]

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[bap. bap.]

Mhph,,stop it...

[skyetenshi]

Cotta: *frisch am Tatort, findet einen umher tapsenden Peter zwischen den Polizeiwagen.* "Peter?"

Peter: *dreht sich zu ihm, grinst breit* "Inspeeeeector Coooooottah!"

Cotta: *zurückhaltend* "...Peter."

Peter: *giggle* "Coooooottah!" *kommt zu Cotta aber viel zu nah und lässt seine Stirn gegen Cottas Schulter sinken*

Cotta: "...i-ist alles gut."

Peter: *grins wieder* "Immer wenn Sie kommen, Inspector."

Bob: *kommt dazu* "Da bist du ja, Peter."

Peter: *dreht sein Gesicht zu Bob, bleibt aber auf Cottas Schulter* "Boooobby!"

Bob: "...hey, Peter."

Cotta: *Drückt Peter an den Schultern von sich weg* "Wo ist Justus?"

Peter: "Auch irgendwo hier. Aussage machen. Glaub ich."

Cotta: *Sieht schon Justus zu ihnen kommen* "...Peter, bist du high?"

Peter: "Naaaaaein. Ich bin nur frooooh Sie zu sehen. Ihr liebenswertes, Grummelgesicht und die attraktiven grauen Schläfen und silbernen Haare in ihren wunderschönen, prachtvollen dunklen ha-mhph!"

Bob: *hält Peter den Mund zu* "Um Ihre Frage zu beantworten ja, sehr. Uha ihhh, Peter hast du meine Hand abgeleckt?"

Peter: *grins* "Schmeckt nach Gras."

Cotta: *mit Augenzucken* "Sagt mir bitte, dass Peter nicht gekifft hat."

Justus: *schnaufend* "Nein, hat er nicht, ihm wurde eine Droge verabreicht."

Bob: *nickt* "Angeblich ein Wahrheitsserum, aber es scheint so, dass Peters Wahrheit unbändige Liebe für uns alle ist."

Peter: "Hehe... Ich liebe euch alle."

Justus: "Zweiter, bitte reis dich zusammen."

Peter: *knuddelt Justus gegen dessen Willen* "Ich versuchs für dich. Du bist so toll, du bist der cleverste Mensch, den ich kenne und so hübsch und deine seidigen Haare sind so weich und ich kann mich immer auf dich verlassen." *knutscht Justs Wange*

Justus: *gibt Gegenwehr auf* "...okay." *Blush, nimmt Peter in die Arme*

Bob: "...wir haben alle diese Droge bekommen. Aber Peters erste Wahrheit war wie scheiße er die Situation fand und hat beinah die Heizung abgerissen an die er gekettet war."

Peter: "Ich glaub immer noch, dass der Vollidiot das kinky meinte."

Justus: "Gut möglich."

Bob: "... Und weil Peter so störrisch war, haben sie ihm die doppelte Dosis verpasst."

Peter: "Oh die waren böse und dumm."

Bob: "Ja und deswegen machen wir uns Sorgen, um Peters Zustand."

Peter: "Es is sooooo süß, wenn du dich um uns sorgst. Bobby, du bist so ein guter Mensch. Du bist äußerlich und innerlich schön. Und mutig." *grabbelt nach Bobs Arm, um ihn auch in die Umarmung zu ziehen*

Cotta: "Okay, ihr habt eine Freifahrt ins Krankenhaus gewonnen."