#MIKU IS GOOD BRIAN

[empydoc]

i keep getting miku on my fyp so in honour of that:

which of the redacted boys like, are neutral/unaware of, or dislike hatsune miku?

* all personal opinion. if you disagree that’s completely ok!

forewarning: this post is a mess

who likes miku?

the biggest mf miku fans, in my humble opinion, would be geordi, guy & marcus. all for different reasons.

geordi actively likes miku songs, engages in fan works of miku, and is a generally big fan.

guy isn’t a miku fan because he likes her music or anything, but instead it’s because he finds her incredibly ‘iconic’ & interesting. he’ll sing her praises for the meme and insist she was the one who made minecraft.

marcus is simply a nutcase.

other miku fans include:

• gavin, who was introduced to vocaloid music by freelancer. he likes her a lot. caelum follows this same process.

• asher, who found good vocaloid music in his late teens & never really ‘grew out of it’. even so, i don’t think he’d ever tell other people about liking it unless asked prior.

• flyboi ivan feels like the type to have heard a song involving miku in passing and being like ‘damn this kinda hits’ and later finding it online and going down a rabbit hole (pun).

• lasko moore who’s been a huge fuckin fan for the longest time and, upon finding out freelancer enjoys hatsune miku as well, had to act Incredibly Normal

• elliott, who was introduced to it by his partner as well and started adding certain songs to his playlist over time.

• and anton, who either was recommended certain songs by his lover or heard in passing and found a liking for the ‘genre’.

who’s neutral/unaware of miku?

by neutral I mean ‘has no defined opinion’ & by unaware i mean ‘hasn’t heard/hasn’t identified any vocaloid/miku songs before’.

the biggest ‘meh’ people of miku in my opinion include blake, damien & david. all for different reasons, naturally.

blake has heard vocaloid, but finds since he doesn’t understand it necessarily (both as a language thing & a concept), there isn’t much to look into.

damien knows of hatsune miku, but it’s the case of being overexposed to it which causes him not to want to engage. maybe he just needs a bit of encouragement or recommendations?

angel certainly has listened to hatsune miku & enjoys it, but david isn’t necessarily interested. he doesn’t like or dislike it.

others neutral on miku include:

• camelopardalis, who’s been recommended songs but never really clicked with them

• huxley, who doesn’t really ‘get it’ the way he gets certain other music (but he isn’t opposed to listening more and forming a different opinion!)

• milo greer. man hasn’t found that song for himself

• ollie, who used to be a big fan but now finds that he doesn’t like newer songs compared to older songs.

those unaware of miku include:

• brachium.

• hush

• sam collins

• avior

• morgan kyne

• vincent solaire

who dislikes miku?

the biggest hatsune miku HATERS include hudson, kody & aaron. all for varying reasons.

hudson used to listen to miku songs so much that eventually he got sick of them and cannot listen to one without missing how it used to hit before. if anyone plays one unprovoked he’s immediately outta there.

kody, like the hater he is, just dislikes fun. dislikes miku as a character, as a vocalist, as a music tool, as everything. awful.

aaron never got it, and finds the ‘hype’ unnecessary. he’s never really gotten into that sort of music anyway.

others who dislike miku include:

• james. just doesn’t care, man (would be way different if his spouse liked her)

• adam, who i feel is the type of guy to only like one genre and detest every other genre ever.

• porter solaire, who heard one song & disliked it, so he didn’t delve into anything more

• regulus. idk. he just doesn’t like anything i think.

• vega. who cares???

other

alexis solaire finds a guilty pleasure in vocaloid. especially miku. specifically miku.

one time brian found marcus listening to vocaloid during work hours and just sighed

lasko vs kody: miku wars. who’s winning?????

that’s all 🦉

[rightous-int]

I love it when u draw t4t jam especially when you don't make tim bind :3 [i don'tbind so its nice i can see myself in him ]

KDJDNDNN IM SUPER GLAD TO HEAR THAT!

Its time to normalise ALL of the methods of gender affirming care! The most important thing is that YOU feel comfortable with it, you love yourself having it and have a freedom of movement while sacrificing billioners to the satan!

I hope you have a good supporting system from your loved ones and im rly glad i could make you feel good with my dickless jam content

Here are some of my headcanons on what form of binding them bitches could use!

Tim: no binding, on T from few good years, binding made him uncomfortable and was shit when he had panic attacks

Jay: no T, top surgery, jay feels like nonbinary he/they/it Just a funky little guy

Brian: on T from teen years, Trans-tape (I USE THIS I RECOMMEND) cant afford in time or money top surgery and doesnt feel he needs it as training helps tim reduce the size of his chest Trans tape helps with dysforia has A LOT of different color ones

Alex: binder that he doesnt wash as often as he should (pls binding people remember to do that!) part of his outfit, has Miku binder ironicly, would kill you if you would Say something bad about Miku.

[danganronpa96]

Something i been curious. If the DR96 were to pick their own talents, what talents would they pick?

Altenately if the DR69 cast was given actual talents instead of choosing one, what would their talents actually be?

I feel like some of the talents would be the same both ways, but I'll highlight the main changes.

DR69 -> assigned talents:

Luigi - Ult. Ghost Hunter

Peter -> Ult. Brewer (by that I mean beer, I couldn't really think of a specific major talent Peter has lol)

Teto -> Ult. Internet Diva (this could work alongside Miku's talent of Ult. Virtual Diva as while Miku gets worldwide concerts, most of Teto's fame stays online)

Nagito -> Ult. Lucky Student (forced to be assigned base talent forever curse)

Fluttershy -> Ult. Kindness could still work, but since it's a bit vague the idea of Ult. Animal Caretaker would fit better if she was bestowed such by a company

Ayano -> Ult. Honor Student (I feel like this is the best thing after Yandere because she can play herself up as a good student to best rivals, and she does have a lot of knowledge in academics and sports she uses to her advantage. It's also a good cover up for her true nature)

DR96 -> self-assigned talents:

Hayasaka -> he'd basically keep his talent the same apart from changing the name to Ult. Salaryman because it'd feel nicer to him

Jesse -> I could see him keeping Ult. Woodworker, but he'd also think Ult. Lab Assistant would make him sound cool

Saiki -> He'd literally take anything that wasn't Ult. Psychic, so probably something like Ult. Coffee Jelly Enthusiast lol

Kaidou -> Here comes the return of the Ult. Warrior: Judgement Knights of Thunder (but for real this time)

Retsuko -> To hide her heavy metal, she'd prefer to be called the Ult. Accountant

Natsuki -> Natsuki grabs hold of Ult. Baker and dosesn't gaf if Mai already picked it

Brian -> I mentioned this in a post before, but as Brian would more-so liked to be called anything but a witch hunter, he'd go for Ult. Crafter in line with his hobby of crafts

[jevilowo]

Family Guy but its Vocaloid

*megurine luka voice*

It seems today

In anime

There's only fanservice

And murder and gays

*hatsune miku voice*

But where are those good old fashioned shojous

*heavenly chorus of vocaloid*

On which we used to relyyyy

Lucky theres a vocaloid guy!

Lucky there's an idol

Who's going to make you smile

Whith all the things that make us

*len opens his mouth but is interrupted by miku*

SEKAIII DE

*continued chorus*

She's! A! Voca! Loid! Guyyyy!

*dramatic trumpet or something riff*

Literally inspired by me going *gee luka this this is worse than that time i* in a miku voice

Um characters are like

Miku as Peter

Luka as Lois

Kaito as Chris

Meiko as Meg

Len and Rin both take the roles of Stewie and Brian

The triple baka squad + Gumi are like Quagmire Cleeveland and Joe

[piggyette]

the usual of treating an ask game like a survey hehe <3 original is here and i stole this from @synnzzz technicallyyy so... ill send some numbers as well

What is your nickname?

baby, doll, lu

When is your birthday?

7/26/00

What was your longest relationship?

my current one :3 6 years!

What is your favorite book?

i have no mouth and i must scream by harlon ellison, misery by stephen king, gerald's game by stephen king ... i have bad taste

What is something you're insecure about?

my mean streak at times

5 Male celebrity crushes

trent reznor, brian warner, lars ulrich, dave mustaine, patrick stump

5 Female celebrity crushes

im not attracted to women ^_^ (sam reid)

What is your dream job?

my current job, a poet. but published.

What do you consider your biggest accomplishment?

starting to produce my own music ^_^

What is a fact about you that nobody would believe?

i dont really like david bowie's music

What were your highs and lows for this last month?

we got groceries!

we were starving most of the time

Where is somewhere you'd like to visit?

norway and sweden

How do you de-stress?

sex and cigarettes :3

What are your favorite apps besides tumblr?

pinterest

Describe yourself in one sentence.

a flash of pink across the night sky-- zoom!

What do you think makes you attractive?

my charming purrsonality and captivating big eyes

What is something you're really good at?

visual aesthetics!

What is something you're really bad at?

learning instruments...

A time that you told a lie.

i told my teacher that my mom beats me in 2nd grade! ^^

What's a totally random and useless fact that you know?

ur more likely to believe someone whos levelled vulnerable info w you... i was lying in the last bullet point >:3

Who knows you the best?

not u!!! cuz i was lying in the last one too!!! she really did tho.

What is your most prized possession?

my engagement ring!

What is your longest friendship?

one of my irls! 16 years

When did you first feel like an adult?

when i had to comfort my mother after she picked me up from the hospital she put me in

Do you/ Have you played any sports?

no.

How are you feeling right now?

pretty good!! happie

Are you an early bird or a night owl?

both... what even is sleep

Do you believe in love at first sight?

yes!!

Favorite song lyrics right now?

What does self care look like for you?

taking a cat nap and smokin w the stray animals :3

Describe yourself with 3 singers.

hatsune miku, hatsune miku power, hatsune miku whisper

What makes you nervous?

sudden change and instability

What’s a pet peeve you have?

loud chewers

What will always make you cry?

parental abandonment/death

What kind of first impression do you think you make on people?

sunny! bubbly! approachable hopefully!

[mikubon39]

Welcome to the blog!!! AHHH!!!

Hai haiiiii!!! :3 I go by Guppy on all platforms (except for Pokémon unite which is regrettable (´ｰ｀) I like to dabble into lots and LOTS of fandoms..(I’m a curious fella :3) I LOVE music and pop culture references ^_^ and I also enjoy drawing and watching Markiplier and Jacksepticeye!!!!! I have a passion for baking.. (not very good at it admittedly (￣▽￣;) and my favorite people in the world are my mom, brother, and my COOLEST bestie in the world Evan ;3 you can call me gup (but I DO NOT associate with the bubble guppies inc. ಠ_ಠ) I will ramble about vocaloid..be warned traveler (deranged smile) REAL KAITO LOVE SPREADER AND WORLD DOMINATION CRAVER 4 LIFE!!! ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Fav celebs: Naoto Fuga and Brian May ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (former Queen fanatic with Brian May obsession)

Interests: VOCALOID!!! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ (primarily fixated on my pretty princess snuggle wuggle pookie goop KAITO) JJBA, Pokémon (meowscarada my fav (о´∀`о), yokai watch, D&D, D:BH, Super Mario, Touhou, IDOL RHYTHM GAMES!!!!, puzzles, writing and roleplaying, collecting plushies, cards and figures, and art (°▽°)

Music: VOCALOID!!!!! (Primarily mitchie m, HzEdge crystal-P, relulili, Re:ng, Owata-P, wotaku, Shinjou-P, Setsuna-P, Kid-P, and Daisuke Ohnuma!!!) PUFFY (shoutout cus where’s the fandom?!), AKB48, Liella, QU4RTZ, Aquors, Lyrical Lily, RONDO, descendants sound track (´；ω；`), red hot chilli peppers, incubus, weezer, and all of project sekai music currently released (including the game soundtrack) ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Fav movie: ADAM SANDLERS JACK AND JILL HOLY CARP I KNOW EVERY LINE ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ (carp wholeheartedly intended 🐟)

Fav shows: Probs every Nickelodeon, CN, and boomerang show that was broadcasting in the 2000’s and 2010’s (*´Д｀*) particular faves range from teen titans to adventure time and Steven universe (°▽°) I’ve also dabbled into a couple of anime’s including jojos and fruits basket (*´꒳`*)

Fav books: WoF, Warrior Cats, Azumanga Daioh, Bad End Night, Akira Himekawa’s Legend of Zelda manga adaptations and many more!!!! (Mostly manga ( ^ω^ )

Extra: Touhou vocaloid MMD short movies changed my life…(specifically Miku Hatsune’s Elegant Holiday.. :3) reddevils500a and naoto fuga strong believer ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

[xmooncanary]

Phil lore? Phil lore.

His minecraft skin is literally just Urahara from Bleach

He's the hardcore man! Had a 5 year hardcore world where he died to a baby zombie (technically he actually died to a spider but the baby zombie is funnier and we all blame it on him). Still does super long-running hardcore worlds and that's most of what he streams. References to his hardcore world death are actually in the game itself (occasional home screen splash text reading "Ph1lzA had a good run!")

In lore SMPs when in-character he often refers to the Hardcore world as "Dad's train sets in the basement" or similar.

Usual Nicknames include: Dadza, Birdza, Killza, Weebza, Oldza, etc etc. Just slap -za at the end. Also Kristin's Husband, Tech Guy (on Kristin's streams), Crowfather, The Only Man Ever, Bravest Man, Philza Minecraft, Angel Of Death, etc etc. People also often refer to him as "old" because he is 33 and is generally the oldest member of different SMPs (was the oldest member of the Dream SMP and is oldest member of the SBI).

SBI stands for Sleepy Boys Inc. (or Sleepy Bois Inc.) and is a group comprised of Philza, Technoblade, Wilbur Soot, and later addition Tommyinnit. Phil is considered the dad-friend of the group, thus his dad-themed nicknames/lore.

He is Philza Minecraft because he made Minecraft alongside Hatsune Miku* (*He is very good at Minecraft)

You may occasionally hear the song "Philza Minecraft is so brave / He's the bravest man I ever met" (other verses include lines such as "Philza Minecraft is a dentist") This originated from Tommyinnit's "Colossal TNT Mod" video.

Crowfather is from Origins SMP, where he is a very literal birb man who causes mischief. Crowfather also cameo'd on Rats SMP where he was an even more literal crow and thought the mom of the house (voiced by his IRL wife, Kristin) was hot.

Father status varies depending on server/fanon but generally ranges anywhere from biological or adoptive father of one-to-three (Wilbur Soot, Tommyinnit, Technoblade) (and adoptive great-grandkids through Fundy again)

Took over the world with Technoblade once (SMP Earth, Antarctic Empire)

"Angel of Death" originates from SMP Earth and that alongside his renowned skill with elytra are why he is generally depicted as having wings (particularly because he almost always has his elytra equipped on any world where he has one). Because he has a custom cape/elytra based on Urahara that makes his wings dark grey/black, people started depicting him as a crow, which merged with the Angel of Death thing due to crow associations with death. The wings were already a solid part of his fanon design before he joined the Dream SMP (though they weren't solidly crow wings yet) though quickly became fanon due to Sad-ist's animations - which is also why you'll often see him with one or both wings tattered, due to that design (dsmp fanon being that his wings were damaged in the explosion of L'Manberg while he was protecting Wilbur from it and thus why he can't fly on that server).

His chat is canonically crows after it being fanon for awhile (due to the above) until somebody mentioned it to him through TTS on a random hardcore stream and he said he liked the idea due to the mental image of literally throwing lore crumbs to the birds.

His TTS bot is named Brian, and is often depicted as a robot crow. Whenever Phil goes AFK on stream his mod/VIPs will make Brian make noises/sing ("ourna" and "7777777" are common). Usually this is IanBealio (best mod) or Wolfythewitch (renowned Philza fanartist). Ian is also often depicted as Phil's main crow, usually with an orange version of Phil's Urahara bucket hat.

Sometimes Phil's wife, Kristin (mc/twitch name Misstrixtin, also known as Mumza, since Phil is Dadza), will randomly sneak up on Phil to shoot him with a nerf gun during stream. She also runs his clips channel. She's also American. We love her lots and lots. Favorite parent. She thinks being drawn as a death goddess is super cool. Also something you may see in designs of her occasionally is that she has a white streak in the back of her hair. She thinks it's cool when that detail is included (and the DSMP fandom likes to combo that with her in the DSMP being Fundy's grandmother, since Fundy IRL also has white streaks in his hair, so his character is often depicted with them as well).

Phil's hardcore worlds have lore! Lots of lore. Current world's main lore is that there are a bunch of gods that had a war against the End King who tried to steal everything and each build in the world is based off of the events of that war. Gods include the End King, the Blaze Empress, the Ocean Overlord, and Rose (Flower deity). This lore is very loose though and not critical to understanding or enjoying his hardcore series. It's just worldbuilding for projects, not an RP world.

Also one time in this world after he fought the End dragon a bunch to open up all the end portals, apparently during those fights the dragon glitched through portals twice and ended up in the outer end islands, so later when exploring he had to fight two Ender Dragons at once, mid-air over the void before they returned to the main island destroyed his custom End Island. On Hardcore. There's a video about it, It's called the Fight For Endlantis. (Endlantis being his custom End island, which is completely submerged in water)

In his Hardcore world lore, Phil is friends with the Blaze Empress, who lives in Nether Void (big black concrete box Phil built for his nether project). She's a big blaze lady goddess, which is most likely what influenced people to depict Death Goddess Mumza as a giant goddess as well.

Phil also says he likes the idea of Mumza being giant compared to him because again, his minecraft skin is Urahara, so Giant Wife reminds him of Urahara's Bankai.

You may hear about "Emerald Duo" or the "Friendship emeralds" sometimes - this is from DSMP lore. Techno gave Phil an emerald once renamed to "Friendship Emerald" and that became their duo name. Phil and Techno are often depicted in fanart as wearing matching emeralds as accessories.

There's also a running joke based on DSMP lore that he fucked a fridge, because one time Wilbur insisted his character's mother was a Samsung Smart Refrigerator.

You may hear about something called "Colorzas," particularly around MCC time. This is a mostly-fanon driven AU where there are different Phils with different colors, and each color has a different personality and design. For most MCCs he'll put on a skin based on a Colorza. There's a whole carrd for this and it's on Phil's fandom wiki but most of the names are just like Redza, Blueza, Pinkza, etc etc. Except for Voidza (Greyza), Pissza (Yellowza), and. Cumza (Whiteza). Orangeza is also sometimes jokingly just Phil's mod Ian. The only "true canon" Colorza (the colorza that appears in any smp lore) is Redza, who semi-canonly cameo'd once on the Dream SMP. His main personality traits are that's he's chaotic and evil.

You may hear about "Boosty Cars" - this is referring to Rocket League, which Phil plays often and streams sometimes on his secret alt twitch. He also sometimes plays other games there. He's also a big Halo player and iirc I think he was actually a nationally ranked Halo player for a bit?

You may also sometimes hear about Terra Swoop Force - this is a Minecraft map made by Noxcrew (the MCC people) (aka that one TGTTOSAWAF map) that Phil is Really Good At. Again, this feeds into why he's depicted as a bird.

That is all I can think of for now and also all Tumblr will allow me to send. Sorry for the long ask but enjoy basically Everything You Need To Know About Philza. He can be found on the following SMPs/MCYT sub-communities: SMP Earth, Dream SMP, Origins SMP, MCC, Rats SMP (cameo), and most recently QSMP. There might be others too but I'm blanking. Also of course his single-player Hardcore world and misc videos with the SBI & co.

HI THERE

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GIVING ME SO MUCH LORE OMG?????

I watched Rats so that was legitimately all I knew him from, and he was definitely fun in that!! I am sort of obsessed with this funky old bird man.

He was SUCH a bird during MCC scuffed. I guess I just have a thing for bird coded guys associated with death????????

Obsessed w Mumza also.

I have no idea where to start or how to go about investigating this. I read some choice points out to my friends we had a sensible giggle.

Im so enamoured thank you so much for sending this anon!! :D

I am always so overwhelmed trying to get into older CCs who have so much history behind them but I'm fond of this bird fellow perhaps I'll give it a red hot go

[litterateur97]

Tag people you would like to get to know better

Thanks for the tag @gigantomachy1916! I'm always happy to talk about my interests lol!

1. Three Ships

L x Misa obvi, my otp. They live in my head rent free 24/7. Zuko x Sokka is another big ship for me. I've always loved both characters a lot and the episode Boiling Rock changed me as a child. Harley Quinn x Poison Ivy is also a huge obsession of mine. I love both characters separately, but together they are just so perfect. I really feel like they balance each other out and help each other's character development. I never write for zukka or harlivy like I do for lawmane, mostly because I'm intimidated, but I have little stories in my head about them as well.

2. First Ever Ship

I'm pretty sure my first ever ship was Kim Possible x Ron Stoppable. I really wanted them to end up together and I remember being so excited when they finally kissed in the movie. I kinda want to go back and watch the show and see if I still love it as much as I did as a kid.

3. Last Song

No Rain by Blind Melon. One of my all time favorite songs and I often listen to it when I've been going through it. I really identify with this song and yeah this year has already been off to a rough start for me.

4. Last Movie

The last movie I watched was Bullet Train and I really enjoyed it! It was a really funny action movie and I really liked most of the cast! Aaron Taylor Johnson and Brian Tyree Henry were definitely my favorites, all of their scenes together were just fantastic!

5. Currently Reading

I'm currently reading Honey Girl by Morgan Rogers. It's a really sweet and cute lesbian romance and I'm enjoying it a lot so far! I'm also catching up on a few different fanfics, one for literati called lux et veritas and it is sooo good and super in character.

6. Currently Watching

A few different things, mainly focused on The Last of Us show right now, which I am very much enjoying. I'm also watching Abbott Elementary, which is fantastic, You season 4, which has been interesting, and SaikiK, which is absolutely hilarious.

7. Currently Consuming

I just ate some chicken pita Mediterranean meal that I made myself. It was very good and I'm very proud of myself and my cooking skills.

8. Currently Craving

Zaxby's. I fucking love their fried chicken and zax sauce. I am always wanting Zaxby's, but I don't have the money to eat out 😭.

9. Tagging

@barlee--mars @blondiest @balsemicvinegar @cryptid-in-the-labyrinth @citruscloudsandmoon @dillyfirestarter @ecolekua @fengsuave123 @fuu-miku @herembers @iamredby @knowingoverseer @kartyboomz @mere-mortifer @nomorification @puffballlofdoom @redcrewmate @rottentiger-art @s-k-e-t-c-h-y-artist @witchxmom And anyone else who is interested in answering!

[kindheartedgummybears]

Just got done watching MH and wow...

I was right to be scared when people started to basically warn me about emotional damage XD

It was really good though!!! I would 100% rewatch it!!

!!SPOILERS!!

I DID N O T EXPECT JAY AND BRIAN/HOODIE TO DIE-

My sibling who I was watching it with after they died said after: "and now (character) is dead :)" and at first I thought xe were joking but- XE WERE NOT AND I WAS ACTUALLY SURPRISED-

Brian's didn't hit me until the audition episode :') and that's when I realized "oh... oh no... NOOOOOO" :')))

EDIT: My sibling commands that I post this part too cuz it's very important: After the audition tape we fled from my sibling's room and ate Nutella to cope we are unwell send help

EDIT 2: I would also like to mention that everytime the Operator showed up we would play World is Mine by Hatsune Miku. Well, until about Entry 83 because my sibling got lazy. Hatsune Operator is real and canon. I know, I was Brian's camera.

RIP BRIAN THOMAS😭😭

but yeah overall the acting was pretty good and I loved it!

[writing-for-the-gays]

INTRO AND UPDATED FANDOM LIST

Hi! I'm Cove, I use he/him/his they/them/theirs and plenty of Neopronouns.

I'm disabled, Jewish, and queer. I'm Pro-union, pro-Palestine and Anti-cop.

I felt tired of being under-represented in fanfiction and decided to start making my own!

Heres a link to the ask rules!

~~(^u^)~~FANDOM LIST~~(^u^)~~

Marble hornets

EverymanHYBRID

Tribletwelve (made by Hatsune Miku)

Creepypasta

Scream/Ghostface

Friday the thirteenth

Halloween

Candyman

Criminal minds

Beetlejuice

Be more chill

Gorillaz

Epithet erased

good omens

fantasy high

startrek

gravity falls (ONLY THE OLD MEN i love stand and fraud (Stan and Ford) ^U^)

half life AI

Homestuck (Fuck you I love Homestuck)

Postal

BDG ( Brian David Gilbert, I am so violently in love with him)

[gaytransgirl]

Outrunning the Universe: The Troubling Implications of City Seventeen (Sonic Riders Fandub Analysis)

That’s right. After the success of my 06 dub analysis, I’m throwing my hat back in the ring with a stab at the Sonic Riders (plus Zero Gravity) fandub. Originally, I had hoped to track the development of Sonic’s toxicity towards his friends over the course of the dub series. However, as I rewatched the Riders fandub, I began to notice something sinister. Or... Someone sinister, really. That person?

Jet the Hawk.

I understand that this initial pairing might mystify you. “But Lily,” I can hear you saying, “Jet is a wholesome friend who appreciates Storm and Wave! What’s so sinister about that?” And you may be right. The Babylon Rogues are a much more positive and uplifting friend group than Team Heroes. The trouble lies with everything else Jet does, especially his development from after five years have passed. First, though, we have to take a look at what Jet’s untamed power can do by sifting through the original Sonic Riders’s dub portion.

Three main scenes depict the truth of Jet’s power on its own. First, we’ll draw upon the scene depicted at 4:30. Sonic makes an illegal left, and Jet notes this before announcing the first sign of his boundless powers. “Revali’s Gale is now ready.” For those of you who don’t understand the implications of this, it shows that Jet either has achieved a massive level of control over his own flight that he is able to take off from the ground on his own, or that he has freed Divine Beast Vah Medoh from Ganon’s control. Neither is any small feat, but we can deduce that it is indeed the latter, since Jet’s take-off is done while riding his Extreme Gear. We know now that Jet has defeated Ganon. (Also worth noting, as it happens between now and the next Jet Moment™, is that Storm is shown to have immense power of his own, thanks to his possession of an enemy stand. More on this later.)

Jet’s next great display of power is shortly before the race at the Great Colosseum In The Middle Of The Desert, specifically the 30-second scene at 16:23. Jet recounts a Redbox encounter in which he almost drowned in quarters, and upon hearing Wave’s concerned rebuttals, he replies with a surprisingly sinister line. “Here, I’ll show you.” Cut to footage of Jet surrounded by money, laughing maniacally. This tells us two things. First, Jet laughs in the face of death, something not at all uncommon in the Sonic Dub Franchise. In fact, in the Sonic 06 dub, Sonic proclaims that he can never die. Second, Jet can project his memories directly into the minds of others. This is admittedly not as monumental a feat as defeating Ganon, but it shows a great level of control for someone as unrefined as Jet.

Jet’s next great accomplishment is in his control of the Chaos Emerald-powered Gamecube 2. This scene, taking place at 19:18, displays three rapid-fire uses of Jet’s untapped potential. In order, he turns up the graphics settings of the entire world around them, showing that he not only knows the limitations of his universe, but can manipulate the world around him at will. From here, he fires a laser into the distance, which is admittedly just his channeling of the Gamecube 2′s power; it’s the least notable of his three accomplishments in this scene, though that can only be said because it lacks a destructive impact. He then proceeds to dig up Pompeii solely with the power of his mind. Jet not only can locate Pompeii, which has allegedly been lost in this universe, but can raise it into a state of permanent levitation.

Only one more scene is notable from the Riders portion of the dub, and that is at 22:28. Jet fails to beat Sonic in a race, yet Sonic does nothing to physically stop him. What is it that tampers with Jet, sending him flying off his board? That’s right. The hand of God. Jet is only able to be physically stopped in this state by God himself. And that is with his powers not even fully explored. However, there is one flaw in this logic: Sonic himself. We need to stray briefly outside of the Fandub and draw upon local Sonic expert, Brian David Gilbert. He is quoted as saying that “... if a hedgehog could commune with the dead, be resurrected, run with infinite energy, and have his gospel prophesy the future, then either Sonic is a god, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!” Sonic lives in a universe of immense power, and while Jet’s feats are certainly not anything to be scoffed at, they pale in comparison to direct tampering with Sonic.

... that is, until the introduction of City Seventeen.

Up until now, all we’ve drawn upon is the original Sonic Riders, where Jet hasn’t taken five years apart from Sonic to live a toxicity-free lifestyle. This toxicity cleanse has clearly left him powered beyond belief, and while this power is not shown throughout the Zero Gravity dub as it was during the original Sonic Riders dub, one scene tells us all that we need to decipher the true scope of Jet’s power. That scene takes place at 56:21, and is the introduction of City Seventeen, The World Of Thematic Resolution. He feigns confusion, but this very city is a mindscape of his own creation, founded with the sole intent of imprisoning Sonic until he unlearns his toxic mannerisms. The very creation of City Seventeen is a feat entirely unforeseen within Sonic. Solely by his own means, Jet forces the gang to enter his own universe within the XBox of Friendship.

I know what you may be thinking right about now, too. That one man claimed to be the creator of City Seventeen, and thus the universe has nothing to do with Jet. However, consider the scope of great religions over the course of humanity. A true god never reveals himself directly to the universe as a whole; there is always a divine prophet. Abraham, Moses, Jesus, Muhammad. This human man is simply the prophet through which Jet shall tell his cautionary tale of toxic masculinity and Adam Sandler movies. Now that that’s been covered in full, let’s briefly cover a comparative display of Jet’s powers to that of his own friend Storm.

When confronted by City Seventeen, Storm is fully unable to cope with his surroundings, and loses control of his limbs, his eyes, and his mouth. Left completely motionless, he is left to beg for death from Hatsune Miku. Before you ask about her, she’s just a universal constant. Anyway, in comparison to Storm, how is Jet able to move around? Perfectly freely. Storm, a powerful stand user who nearly drowned Knuckles in his own lungs, was completely dwarfed by Jet the Hawk. And with good reason.

In conclusion, while the scope of Jet’s power is admittedly still unknown, he reigns far supreme over any deity whose power has been showcased in the Sonic Fandub Cinematic Universe. Sonic may be a god, but Jet operates on a level above theism. Jet has full and complete command of not only this universe, but infinite others, and the fact that we remain in somewhat peaceful times is a sign of Jet’s mercy. We can only thank Redbox and his busy schedule for not allowing him to watch Grown Ups 2. If he had fallen in line with Adam Sandler’s toxicity, the multiverse would be walking upon a tightrope.

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What if Monokuma and Monotora switch place

This is pretty interesting, but difficult. Considering how closely tied in Monotora is to the island and Nesos, it’s hard to put them in a completely different environment they were not intended for. Like can you image the 4’5 robot tiger stomping around a school without knocking and tearing down several things in their way? The school’s gonna be a mess before the first case has even occurred /j

I went ahead and asked Rexx about how Monotora would act around the DR69 cast, and these are some notes from them:

They’d target some like Luigi and Parappa (‘Sorry parappa even the most silliest of the goobers can't escape Monotora's wrath 😔’ <- direct Rexx quote)

They’d despise Peter (so real for that)

They’d probably end up avoiding Fluttershy with her surprising aggression towards bad animals (see: ‘the stare’ and the one scene where she “fights” a bear)

They’d make jokes about different cooked bird meals towards The Conductor and King Dedede since they like to eat livestock of chickens (‘“Aww ye this is the moment I say it's finger lickin' good” when they first see dead king dedede’ <- another lovely Rexx quote)

Regarding Sans’ jokes, Monotora would find them funny at first but eventually they get annoying around the time he dies

Miku and Teto would be a mixed bag. They’d vibe with their singing as long as they weren’t being too loud

And then we’ll end with this message here:

Thanks Rexx 👍

Onto Monokuma as the host for DR96’s death game. Somehow I feel like Monokuma would face less of a threat towards the cast in comparison to Tora since he isn’t actively trying to tear into everyone’s organs (of course there is the idea of a Monokuma army and in that case everyone just needs to run).

Brian gets spared from the relentless torment unless Monokuma decides “hey! I’m gonna pick on the nerd lookin’ guy” and hell never ends for Brian in any AU. I think Monokuma would strike more anger and annoyance out of the group with his weirder and more jokey nature. They hear one more “puhuhu” and Jesse’s trying to find stronger drugs, Natsuki starts ripping up her manga, Saiki starts flinging Bojack people around. It’s chaos man

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REQUESTS

You can request headcanons, small scenarios, drabbles, match ups and if you're specific enough ficlets. I rarely write gender neutral readers, most of the time I will do females. Please do not request nsfw regarding the following topics ( those bodily fluids, minors, diapers, non con, incest) I don't have any problems with most other things. REQUESTS CAN BE IN ENGLISH OR SPANISH.

Anime

Naruto (especial interest in Sasuke or Hinata centric works)

Sailor Moon

Inuyasha

Death Note

Neon genesis evangelion (especial interest in Kaworu, Asuka or Misato centric works)

Hetalia

Vocaloid (especial interest in Kaito, Len, Sukone Tei or Miku centric works)

Films

House of wax (especial interest in Bo Sinclar centric works)

Halloween

The Boy

My Bloody Valentine

Twilight

Captain America's film trilogy

TV Shows

Stranger things (special interest in Billy Hargrove or Steve Harrington centric works)

Dexter (special interest in Brian Moser centric works)

That 70s Show (special interest in zenmasters)

Books

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children (first three books only)

The Inkheart Trilogy

The School for Good and Evil (first three books)

The Hunger Games (original trilogy)

Divergent

Simon Snow trilogy

Others

The Walten Files

Genshin Impact

Blacklisted

Ships: Usuk, Xiaoven, Kaebedo, Eulamber, Yantao, Narusaku, Stony

Media:

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mh but as cliche furry shit: 

alex- we have already established that he's a wolf. he has red eyes, flames, constantly changing hair, and 5 miku shirts. he probably knows japanese and has such a complicated and crowded design to the point where he himself can't draw it. he's saved the world at least once and did it with no effort. might have a giant cool sword just because.  

tim- the culmination of all the ventsonas in existence. probably also a wolf. has an eye and ear scar and probably a bunch more including bandages. everything is ripped and he probably has the, like... the "dripping goo from the eyes constant crying" look going on. he's probably blue and black. has one of those "was raised in a lab" backstories going on. edgy song lyrics everywhere on all of his art.  

brian- literally just here for a good time. just thinks animals are cute and wants to join in with everyone else. has stars for eyes and super bright colors that may or may not match. probably some sort of dog.  

jay- scalie. dragon. glowing different colored eyes and REALLY wants to be boyfriends with mothman. that's all i have for jay i'm sorry 

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I couldn’t find anything saying your matchups weren’t open, but if they are please ignore this 💕

I’m a 5’3 (and a half 😼) str8 gal. I have long straight brown hair with a bunch of blonde highlights (I’ve dyed my hair several times tho) and bright green eyes. I have a pear body shape and a proud member of the itty bitty titty committee. I love (attempting to) roller skating, playing video games, drawing, horror, gardening, and frogs.

I’m an ENFP Taurus with a yellow aura. I’m practically the human embodiment of how an omnichord sounds, so take that information as you will. People around me describe me as hard working, sweet, kindhearted, loyal, people call me bossy but I think of it as assertive, down to earth, mom friend, stubborn, reserved/quiet (in public), crybaby, and a pushover. People always think I’m flirting with them Bc of my friendly and bubbly personality and I kinda hate that 🤠.

I really like all kinds of music but I love 90s pop and rock. One moment I’ll be listening to songs like Kiss Me and Can’t Foght the Moonlight and then I’ll have Weezer just playing right after it. My style is like 90s Pinterest soft girl but with muted/ethereal and colors and I LOVE pleated tennis skirts (that’s not really important but mmm tennis skirts).

Idk if this is important but here’s a list of my kins if this helps with anything!: Miku,Tinker bell, Ibuki Mioda, Sonia Nevermind, Ochako Uraraka, Sailor Scouts, Feferi Peixes, Kermit the frog

Your matchup is… Hoodie/Brian Thomas!

In General:

I saw frogs and my intuition just went “Brian.” Make of that what you will.

Things he likes about you:

Alright it wasn’t just the frogs, like the frogs are definitely a part of it because I think Brian is a HUGE nature guy but genuinely, frogs. Also, your personality is just so sweet you’d just attract this man almost instantly? Brian loves your art, there are no questions about that. Just wants to look at your drawings and your art, always ready to compliment it and hype it up. Let him do that for you. Horror? Yes. Video games? He’s admittedly not the best with them and doesn’t have a strong drive to play them BuT he’d love to sit on the sofa and cuddle with you while you play them. He’s in it for the story, if you’re into those types of games. Thinks your height is adorable and that your hair is super pretty. He’d run his fingers through it and just enjoy touching it. Your eyes are literal gems in his eyes. Beautiful Chef’s kiss. Loves your body and your chest, you’re just so aesthetically beautiful to him. Your personality just meshes with him SO WELL. He’s SUCH a dad friend. And once again, I think parent friends just get along so well. Likes your music choice and your style as well.

General cute stuff:

I feel like nature dates might be a thing between you two? Definitely gardening dates. The man loves spending time outside so just y’know, explore the world with him he’d love that. He’s actually pretty good at roller skating (learned it from masky-)! Would definitely go roller skating with you, y’know, holding hands and stuff, just giggling and having fun together? That cute stuff omfg. I also think he’d love to tell you all about the animals he’s learning about and especially, frogs,,,,,,, As a kid in ALabama, he was always running around catching stuff and showing them off. Little friends like frogs, salamanders, newts? Yes. He will listen to music with you and just exist. I think that’s really cute. Brian also likes to cook and bake? So, that’s really fun too.

You two as a couple:

Brian thinks your personality is so wholesome and sweet. He loves hardworking, kindhearted and loyal people. It just really works! Though, must admit, he’s a bit of a caretaker so like, let him hold you and thrill you and tell you how much he loves you and be gentle and all that fun stuff, seriously. Brian would just love to spend time with you? Y’know? Wholesome. He’s prone to burnout so please, take care of him too. He will fight anyone who mistakes your friendliness for flirting and stuff. Will genuinely throw hands if anyone makes you uncomfortable. I’m not saying Brian is a bit possessive, but he’s a little possessive. Just wants to ensure you’re safe, happy and healthy, and he will do whatever it takes to make sure that you’re there. From what I can see with your kins, you’re pretty much exactly like Brian before the events of Marble Hornets, and I just like the two of you so much because of it? I could spend a whole day going on about how different I think Brian is before and after, so I feel like this is more of a you and Brian BEFORE MH, but you guys work out regardless so??? Like I am in love. Brian is also the kind of guy to just hold you and take naps so like, let him do that with you. He won’t let anyone take advantage of you. He’s’ just always there to help out, just let him know if it’s too much. Also with your short height he may or may not be prone to just picking you up? Might rest his arms around your shoulders, on the top of your head every now and then, y’know he’s a tree so. Have fun!

Closing Thoughts/Other Things:

This was such a cute ask, and don’t worry about the matchups being open or not, the traffic for them is super light! Also I loved the inclusion of your aura!! That’s so!! I love that!! I feel like I should tack that onto the “plz tell me about yourself” because yes please. Also, you didn’t specify if it was platonic, romantic (with NSFW) or not so NORMALLY I would default straight to platonic but some part of me said,,,,, go romantic,,, so I did.

But just know for future reference, ^ that and your age, please! Other than that, this was super cute, I love it. As always, lmk what you think and I hope you enjoyed <3