#MOM SAYS YOU CANT DO THAT ANYMORE-

[bibliopathy]

@hubfrog asked:

plays telekinetic keep away with his glasses - tulip : @batonpast

" mature, dear sister. all because you won the genetic lottery of telekinesis does not mean you can keep teasing me like this. "

im not playing your games, im not playing your games, im not playing your-...

USELESS REACHING AND JUMPING AROUND COMMENCED-!

" i'm going to give you a headache worse then the migraine i'm getting without my glasses-!! "

[hajihiko]

Tell us about your puppy please

He's smart. He's a nervous wreck. He's the most handsome boy in the entire world. He's an old man. He's a puppy. He learns new instructions within a day. He's obnoxious as hell. He's gay. He's a guard dog. He's a coward. I'm the only one allowed to trim his claws and kiss him all over his stupid doggy face. He's nervous about everything except the things you'd assume. He HATES when people go in the attic or anywhere he can't follow. He is rude about food. He sheds like crazy and it drives everyone up the wall. He can jump 2x his height without any start. He licks everything. I love him so much I would spontaneously burst into tears if I thought about it too hard the first year of having him.

[altruistic-meme]

i think im going to need a moment of not opening messages right now. im going to read stormbringer instead.

[cowboy-robooty]

one of the biggest mistakes of my life was not watching jojo rabbit in theatres swear to god... one of my top 5 movies

[im2tired4usernames]

Ugh I was excited for today until I found out I'd have to spend it with people that actively make me hate being alive hate the future and drain me off all energy physically mentally spiritually like a vampire I can't stand to be around her she is the definition of stupidity and even then that's generous as fuck this bitch has filled her brain with so much garbage I watch her brain cells die at alarming rates every single time she uses her vocal cords her giggles make me want to jam a sewing needle into my ear repeatedly so I can never have to hear it again its a friendly reminder that my parents decisions this time my dad's constantly makes me want to die

[termagax]

i dont knowwwwwwwwwww i just. my thing is that i think the changelings could have an interesting place in the narrative given jims whole conflict is about trying to navigate his place in two worlds neither of which he completely fits in but both of which he needs to be his complete and authentic self. but they shoot themselves in the foot by making strickler the main one and they get sooooo close to doing this with nomura before getting bored and doing it again but worse with strickler. so in my mind i think this is why i was so set on addy being a changeling because i want her to fill that narrative role of someone who's ACTUALLY chill about this dichotomy and who really loves this part of herself without the baggage inherent to nomnoms situation (not acknowledging strickler he did most of that to himself). i just think he needs someone who can show him that its actually genuinely very possible to have both halves of his heart especially post-potion. but man. you cant really get there without dancing around the janus order stuff. and i know if she was real it would just be a cheap lampshade like "welllll shes a polymorph so. no familiar no problem" but that opens up a can of worms that i feel responsible for. and just in general the entire thing has so much baggage. i wish this show was GOOD.

[sleep-nurse]

just because you fucked up everything doesn't mean i can magically try and fix it now

[flops]

when my dad fatshames me and i ask him what the fuck is his problem he starts acting all offended and hurt telling me i cant take a joke 🤨 uhm shut up

[bl00dw1tch]

It is so fucking funny how someone telling me to do something is the fastest and easiest way to get me to want to Actively grind my life back to halt instead.

[puppetlooselystrung]

this week feels like its been 5 years and jesus fucking christ

[shvdowsdrowned]

I'm scared of working again besties

[charliecuntcicle]

hey man are you any amount of schoolwork because looking at you makes me unable to breathe (gifted kid burnout rizz)

[transurgender]

i wish i was better at character analysis because like. kabru (dunmeshi) and enrico (gayepo) are such similar characters it makes me want to Bite someone but the moment i try to explain how i feel my brain just gets fuckin fried. i think about either of them for 0.5 seconds and i explode on the spot

[sludgeguzzler]

im so glad im getting better lately and thinking of the future as full of possibilities and options. what really keeps me going lately has been thinking about graduating high school and moving out and going to college, getting a job, living my life normaly and on my own pace, which is such a big change from the plans i had made just a few months back. im feeling sorta hopeful about my future for once and its great. i want to grow old now. its great

[naes-dairy]

I'm literally giving up what do I do what the hell am I just supposed to cry myself to death??? Why do I even

[be-good-to-bugs]

my love cannot be bought with 72 boxes of mac n cheese. do keep sending them though ♡