#MPGIS reference

[alastor-and-adam]

When Alastor and Adam first started dating publicly…

Vaggie: Where's Alastor? I clearly said to meet here at fo—

Charlie: Oh, there he is.

Alastor walks over with Adam

Alastor: Good afternoon ladies.

Adam: Vagasaurus , Lucifer's brat.

Alastor: *nervous laugh and turns to Adam* Go away. We have hotel business.

Adam: Alright. I'm gonna see how fast I can eat a rib with the bone. *kisses Alastor’s cheek before walking away*

Vaggie: Wait… Are you dating Adam?

Alastor: You'd be surprised how much we have in common. We both hate Lucifer, and we both love Ryan Gosling movies.

Vaggie and Charlie: *blink with confusion in unison*

[official-voxtek]

Velvette: Where's Vox? I clearly said to meet here at —

Valentino: Oh, there he is!

*Vox walks over with Lucifer Morningstar*

Vox: Hey.

Lucifer: Red-haired girl, dumb one.

Vox: *nervous laugh* Go away. We have Vee business.

Lucifer: Alright. I'm gonna see how fast I can eat a hot dog on a stick *walks off*

Velvette: Wait. Did you just walk in here with Lucifer Morningstar?

Vox: You'd be surprised how much we have in common. We both hate Alastor, and we love Ryan Gosling movies.

[fallen-abel]

Husk: Hello, and welcome Abel’s Gender Reveal Party: Animals in a Marching Band with Rainbows.
Angel: (chuckles) My, my, that is quite a unique theme for a gender reveal party.
Lucifer: Yeah, we had some issues on the party planning committee.

(Adam and Lucifer are shown in a flashback)
Adam: Marching Band!
Lucifer: Animals!
Adam: Marching Band!
Lucifer: Animals!
Charlie: Um, h-hey guys, is my Rainbows theme still on the table? Because, um, I think it's a real winner.

(Present)
Lucifer: A compromise was reached...

[the-big-boss-of-hell]

What if I (walks over to vox and punches him)

Vox: *groans* What the fuck?! Why did you—?! I’m pregnant you asshole! YOU JUST PUNCHED A PREGNANT PERSON ASSHOLE!!!

[ltwinmoments]

Veneer: Vel? Could you check under the bed?

Velvet: For what? Monsters? We're in prison, the most you should be worried about right now is who plans on beating you up tomorrow! Have you seen yourself?! You're a twig! A swizzle stick! They'll use you as a pool noodle!

Veneer: ...Okay, but could you still check?

[feralmorty]

That relatable moment when your girlfriend brings home a child version of yourself from another dimension and tells you that’s your son now 🙄

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Love Talk 4: More mindfucks

Direct follow up from this (we're diving back into the messy love lives from ep 1 again)

Kyoshi: All I'm saying is: I slept with Rangi on my first try, while Kavik refused to sleep in the same bed with you! Aang: Please Kyoshi! She's already dead! Look at her! She's convulsing! Kyoshi: Fine, I rest my case. Roku: That's not the only thing resting. Sigh, Rest in Peace Yangchen. Korra: I spiritbended her! I think she might be ok, but she'll be out of commission for awhile. Kyoshi: Tch. Damnit. Aang: Can we please change the subject? Kyoshi: The subject's been about love talk, and it's still about love talk. Nothing has change! Roku: The dead ghost in the corner says otherwise. Kyoshi: "Dead ghost" do you know how stupid you sound? It's redundant. Aang: Leave it to Kyoshi to figure out how to kill something that's already dead. Kuruk, trying to change the subject: So Sei'naka women, am I right? Kyoshi: .......... Korra: Wait, Sei'naka....isn't that your wife's clan's name, Kyoshi? Oh wait-no Kyoshi: God I wanna fucking murder you. Kuruk: I was just thinking, since you love talking about Rangi- Korra: C'mon Kuruk, I'm with Kyoshi, even I don't want to think too deeply on you rizzing up a woman, only to die and have your reincarnation end up with her daughter. And the daughter is like a carbon copy of her.... Kyoshi: Thanks for summing up my issues, Korra. Totally didn't need a reminder. Korra: I'm detecting sarcasm. Kyoshi: How about you detect this foot up your ass. Kuruk: Ok ok, calm down, kid. I get it, you're love life is messy and kind of a mind fuck. It could be worse! Kyoshi: Yeah, I could be you. Kuruk: I mean you kinda are but. No nvm. Kyoshi, I know I slept with countless women, but that's not the worse- Kyoshi: Oh no, I mean it must've been a real mindfuck watching your successor, who has your dead wife's face, macking on the daughter of your ex-girlfriend. Watching us, it must've looked like Ummi and Hei-Ran were cucking you, huh buddy? Kuruk: ...................................... Korra/Aang/Roku/Wan:

[james-p-sullivan]

if i don’t see deandra the new girl at least once in the barbie movie im asking for a refund

[spxcemuses]

@strebcr | x.

" No?? I'm a superhero? Also you're shorter than me, that makes you the gremlin here! "

[iscdisc]

Watching Tales of the TMNT, all I could think about when seeing Angel's character was that she looked like a different version of Kendra from Rise of the TMNT- Lmao

I'm not super invested in Rise! Kendratello, But I thought I'd include Donnie in this because it was funny- /pos Lmao

Also please tell me you guys understand the MPGIS reference,, 😭 LMAO

[alastor-and-adam]

In reference to knocking Adam up…

Alastor: I know. Okay, fine. Adam, *quietly* I am sorry.

Adam: I didn't believe that for a goddamn second. I want a handwritten apology delivered to my side of the bed along with 25 dollars. Additionally, I want possession of all the best lounge chairs in the hotel, priority access to the refrigerator, and the right to kick you out of the kitchen whenever I feel like it.

Alastor: Fuck you.

Adam: *smirks* Oh and you have to top when I’m fat.

Alastor: So immediately then?

Adam: Fuck you!

Alastor: With pleasure!

Both start attacking each other’s face, making out like the horny degenerates they are.

[official-voxtek]

Based on this TikTok

Lucifer, Vox, and Virgil are out for a social event that requires their attendance.

Lucifer: Vox…

Vox: (speaking on the phone)

Lucifer: Vox!

Vox: What?

Lucifer: We're here.

Vox: Yes, I can see that. I'm on a very important business call with demons in the Greed Ring. (on phone) No, no, no, Papermint, I’m not getting fucked in the ass on this one. You’re not my boyfriend, and it’s not Sinsmas morning!

Lucifer: Vox! Virgil’s right here! Can you not talk like that in front of our son?

Virgil: (age 5) Nobody’s gonna fuck me in my ass!

Vox: That’s right, Virgil! And what do we do if someone tries to?

Virgil: Fuck’em right back!

Vox: Oh, sounds like someone’s been paying attention when we watch Shark Tank with Daddy!

Virgil: I like Mr. Wonderful!

[everythingispirates]

mpgis reference el oh el

[redceedsblog]

Mpgis references

[ravenrosequartz]

@theglenaissance OP… do you like making me melt under a pool of mush with hunks like this and making me like a dick hole (MPGIS reference)? Huh? Do you? Because I don’t know if I love or hate it…

*slams hands on table* They keep sneaking up on me every day

📸 warrenalfiebaker on Instagram

[yourlocalhazbintrash]

Angel: I'm not pregnant, Velvet-

Velvet: not after that punch! I've been learning Tai Kwan Do!

MPGIS! A classic.