#. crack

[crybabycunt]

Kate: Teach me how to fight.

Yelena: (makes fists) You don't fight with these.

Yelena: (points to her head) You fight with this.

Later...

Clint: Why has Kate been head-butting people?

Yelena: (nodding sagely) Ah, just as I taught her.

[primus-why]

IDW Megatron, watching the Iron Giant say "I am not a gun":

[bi-emo-bitch]

Hazbin hotel photo dump from my Pinterest

[rumeko]

thereness

[iamnmbr3]

lmao can u imagine if in addition to cursing the DADA post Tom Riddle just kept showing up every year and reapplying in a different bad disguise (and under a different assumed name that is an anagram of his actual name)? Or if he just kept possessing different people? Every time Dumbledore's like 'i know it's you tom' and tom's like 'excuse me?? tom? tom who?' The crack AU we deserve.

[jay-quinox]

(I FORGOT HIS TAIL 😭)

Alastor finds another one of Vox's hidden cameras, and rather than frying it he decides to put on a show...

(YES IT'S OOC. NO I DON'T CARE. I spent my day drawing Alastor in a bralette, I'm happy with my life choices 😂)

[waytooinvested]

Kara: [crying] Nonono this can't be happening. You were taken from this world too soon, and all I did to try to save you was never enough because in the end my strength was my undoing. I can't believe that fate is so cruel as to take you just as I was about to know the sweetness of your touch on my lips. Oh Rao, why have you forsaken me?! Alex: ...Kara, you dropped your ice cream, not the love of your life. Just don't squeeze the cone so hard next time. Kara: Ice cream IS the love of my life. Lena: I am literally RIGHT HERE Kara, what the hell? Alex: Oh, you are SO sleeping on the couch tonight sis. I can't believe you actually just said that in front of your wife. Kara: I CAN HAVE TWO LOVES!

[fanfics4thefanatics]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45303322

[catcas22]

I am concern.

[vmpirevnom]

When someone that’s been psychologically manipulating you acts like they’ve done nothing wrong:

[crybabycunt]

Kate: Yelena can't be perfect at everything. There's gotta be something she sucks at.

Peter: It's unfair. Can't she fail a drill once?

America: I bet she's bad in bed. She has no time for a romantic life.

Kate: No, she's good at that, too.

Peter:

America: Uhhh... hold up-

[soobwery]

BOYNEXTDOOR: HAS A CRUSH ON YOU💭

(hyung line)

genre: crack, smau

warning: none

Myung Jaehyun💭

Park Sungho💭

Riwoo💭

[sokoe-chan]

just scrap all the shit of the confessarius reviving Theresa, the true reason she come back to live is because hypergraph drop this

[cilil]

Caranthir is the Elven version of those sweets I used to eat all the time, the ones that are super, super sour on the outside - to the point that you'd get all red in the face (see the meaning of his name) and your eyes would pop out a bit - but if you suck and chew on them you get to the sweet, soft inside part

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce is constantly asking the kids what they like to eat so he can freeze dry their favorites into oblivion as apocalypse rations

[gageisahomeboi]

Another one