#fucking hell Vox

[the-big-boss-of-hell]

What if I (walks over to vox and punches him)

Vox: *groans* What the fuck?! Why did you—?! I’m pregnant you asshole! YOU JUST PUNCHED A PREGNANT PERSON ASSHOLE!!!

[danwhobrowses]

Chetney Pock O'Pea remains the luckiest old bastard in all of Exandria (and Ruidus)

[alliekitaguchi]

Robbie really rolled up the CR Headquarters, looked Liam in the eyes, and said, “I believe I have what it takes to match your freak.” And Liam just smiled, beckoned him inside, and said back, “You can certainly try.”

[ludinusdaleth]

"Well played, Pike Trickfoot. That was more devious than I expected."

Zerxus Ilerez in The Legend of Vox Machina Season 3, Episode 4, "Hell To Pay"

[yudol-skorbi]

sketches i probably won't ever finish but still love

[mr-malumm]

Starting a series of drawings for each song and we're going IN ORDER BAYBEEEE, so heres Happy Day in Hell!!!!!!!!

[shorthaltsjester]

me when the campaign with characters i’ve praised for being essentially pawns/npcs in the greater world is ending by underserving the main characters by [checks notes] highlighting the role those characters have played as quasi-npcs who are nonetheless still the narrators of their destinies within the limits of a world beyond their control

[puwumats]

the wine's got me fucked up thinking about the keyleth/orym parallels. something horribly tragic happens to people you care for. it was a deliberate, and callous act, and killed innocents for no other reason than to further the one responsible's goals.

and now, due to world-ending circumstances beyond your control, you have to sit at a table with your friends and that very same evil and talk to them like they are your equal. some of your friends even want to side with them, however temporarily, for some higher goal. but you can't stop thinking about all those that you lost, because of this person. and the anger bubbles and boils away right underneath the surface of your usually-sweet demeanor, until you explode or die.

"you called a hit on my family. a successful one - fuck you" and "call me child one more goddamn time" are the same frustrated and bitter cry, just in a different key.

[lalalalalalakakakak]

More nonsense under the cut and a poll

Oh no! You are at the praying seminar with The Holy Daddy Father, but he's having sinful thoughts about fucking Alastor another nun.

[abitcaughtinthemiddle]

Listen- do these BH/M9/VM mission preparing episodes feel like fan service? Yes, yes absolutely.

But I am a fan and I am being serviced

[cruelplatonic]

my personal headcanon is the vees were unremarkable nobodies when they were alive. i just love it as a thematic throughline for them. they love to let the public of hell speculate on them being famed and acclaimed since before death, but the the truth is they were a d-list failed influencer that got by on cheap controversey and scamming, a broke junkie who burned every shaky bridge he ever had, and a worn-out broadcast production assistant with more rejected auditions and tossed out script pitches than he could count. nobody missed them when they were gone, nobody cared who they were until they were dead.

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

still thinking about this moment because yes it’s fucking hilarious but also. i’ll never forget you king <33

[imtiredthatsalligot]

I love people arguing about the three newest episodes and I’m out here twirling my hair kicking my feet that I got to see Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III Lord of Whitestone be brutally murdered by his past torturer and the demon he sold his soul to.

[hiemaldesirae]

train ride

[speakofthedebbie]

it may be uncredited hell but who else doin it like pinterest comment sections

teetering dangerously close to stolas hate but.. "hanky lanky panky"

"maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut maybe youd get some bitches on yo dick!"

[ihassheepquake]

Everybody I've seen is talking about it but I'm so fucking hyped about the idea of a potential Vox Machina Assaults the Malleus Key episode(s) and a Mighty Nein vs Weave Mind episode(s) while Bells Hells beat the shit out of Ludinus.