#Mack's Pizzeria

[thatssocheezy]

[theultimateshowdownofpapalouie]

Round 1 Match 39

[running-on-a-broken-record]

What MatPat egos are like as lovers

(The Detective, MadPat, Mack, The Hermit, WarfPat, DarkPat)

The Detective: - Are you kidding? This man is the sweetest!! - He likes bringing you flowers a lot. His favorites are lilies, because they remind him of you - Physical touch is definitely his primary love language (have you seen him and Ro in Escape the Night?!) - He’s a very patient person most of the time, unless he gets too stressed out. Arguments (because, let’s be honest, they’re inevitable in all relationships) with him are rare. - He isn’t always the one to apologize first, but he makes a point to always make up for it after you’ve both cooled down

MadPat: - What?? A serial killer can’t be a good lover, right…? - Ha! Wrong! - Well, mostly. Sometimes he gets so caught up in work that you don’t see him for a whole day - I have no idea how he does it, but this man will somehow work his ass off every day at the pizzeria, and then come home and manage to give you all of his attention - He likes listening to you talk. Not always anything in particular, either. Hearing about your day, reading to him… all of it is nice. He especially likes it after a long day of work, or after, uh… his less-than-legal hobbies - If he can help it, he tries to keep you separate from the whole… serial murder thing. Though, I’m sure it’s inevitable you find out eventually…

Mack: (Crewmate & Head Engineer) - For crewmate Mack, he’s obsessed with you. But not in a creepy way. He just loves being around you, and probably even went as far as to beg the captain to put you on similar jobs so he can stay with you as long as possible - Loves forehead kisses! Both for you and for himself, but every time you two have some alone time together, it’s cuddles and forehead kisses if he has his way - Head engineer Mack is more bold. He’s less outwardly touchy, and is far less obsessed with you, but that’s mostly because he has a reputation to uphold. He’s the second-in-command of the whole shop, after all. People look up to him! - However, he does use his title and his power to keep you around him as much as possible, same as crewmate Mack. Maybe it’s you being assigned the job of cleaning the same room that he’s stationed in, or specifically keeping you from working on one particular day so you can spend the whole day with him

The Hermit: - He’s the most protective of all the egos. He knows the danger out in the world, and is very adamant about keeping you safe. - Admittedly, sometimes this protectiveness borders on possessiveness, but he’s a sucker for you. All you have to do is tell him that you appreciate his concern and that you’ll be okay. Sometimes you have to agree to take him with you, but overall, you’re usually allowed to go on your own - It sounds absolutely insane, but with him as your lover, you are treated like royalty. Sure, he lives in a cave on a (mostly) deserted island, but you have everything you could ever want. - You swear he has some kind of extraterrestrial abilities…

WarfPat: - Oh dear, let’s hope you’re up for the chaos - His love language switches like… every time you blink I swear. One day he’s all on you, hugging you, kissing you, etc. and the next, he’s giving you gifts like there’s no tomorrow - He’s overall a pretty energetic guy, but around you, he simply cannot sit still. He loves being around you!! It makes him really talkative, too, so he ready to hear him infodump about anything - You are his favorite guest on his talk show, easily. You’re a fan-favorite, he always says - He’s kind of like a teenager when it comes to some things in the relationship. Like, for example, he is a sucker for matching things. If you made him matching bracelets, he’d love you until the end of eternity (he already does but you know)

DarkPat: - I know he looks like an asshole, but it’s mostly just for show - DarkPat is a mix between The Hermit and Mack, really - He doesn’t like physical touch all that much. Not just in public, either, but all in all. He will hold your hand sometimes, but kisses make him uncomfortable when they’re unprompted, and he isn’t really one for cuddling - He makes up for the lack of physical touch with gifts. Specifically expensive jewelry. Seeing you wear it makes even him smile, and then he buys you more - Rich man fr - He also likes taking you to fancy dinners for dates, which kind of freaks out the people around him, seeing a glitching entity with too much eyeliner, but as long as you’re happy

[fnaf-movie-countdown]

We got a more detailed synopsis of the movie today! Including more details on Mike’s backstory and who Max and Mary Stuart Masterson are playing!

A portion written out under the cut!

“The terrifying horror game phenomenon becomes a blood-chilling cinematic event, as Blumhouse— the producer of M3GAN, The Black Phone and The Invisible Man— brings Five Nights at Freddy’s to the big screen.

“The film follows Mike (Josh Hutcherson; Ultraman, The Hunger Games franchise) a troubled young man caring for his 10-year-old sister Abby (Piper Rubio; Holly & Ivy, Unstable), and haunted by the unsolved disappearance of his younger brother more than a decade before.

“Recently fired and desperate for work so that he can keep custody of Abby, Mike agrees to take a position as a night security guard at an abandoned theme restaurant: Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria. But Mike soon discovers that nothing at Freddy’s is what it seems. With the aid of Vanessa, a local police officer (Elizabeth Lail; You, Mack & Rita), Mike’s nights at Freddy’s will lead him into unexplainable encounters with the supernatural and drag him into the black heart of an unspeakable nightmare.

“The film also stars Mary Stuart Masterson (Blindspot, Fried Green Tomatoes), as Mike’s icy Aunt Jane; Kat Conner Sterling (We Have a Ghost, 9-1-1) as Abby’s caring babysitter, Max; and Matthew Lillard (Good Girls, Scream) as Steve Raglan, Mike’s smug career counselor.”

[insane4fandoms]

I imagine the first time Ness and the other egos met they were all confused because Ness is just like. A normal guy. No trauma, no sad backstory, nothing. (btw I love your stuff!)

Oh, definitely! Matt is relieved that Ness is an alter ego that has a normal backstory and one he can have a nice conversation with. No mentions of murder, taking over the world, digging up mysterious bones, or hot dogs or clowns.

The other egos… well… they would at first be skeptical. How can this average waiter with no outstanding, traumatic, or cool backstory be a Matpat ego? Meanwhile, Ness is just mesmerized with the whole existence of alter egos, and the shock he felt when he was an ego himself to a YouTuber. It made him question his existence for a while.

Eventually, Detective will be the first one to accept Ness with open arms. He may not have a normal backstory, but he is also one of the sane egos. Detective might be a little envious of Ness because he was normal, but it was for a short time and he considers Ness to be his friend. Ness is fascinated with the adventures Detective went through, and how smart the guy can be. As Detective finds clowns delightful, Ness is terrified anything circus related, so whenever Detective mentions something during the Circus Arc, Ness is freaked out like the other survivors.

Hermit is also instantly tackle Ness into a hug and welcome him as a friendo. Would show him all his bone collections, his bats, his family, his island he used be in isolation for 20 years which caused his sanity to forever be lost by lack of human interaction- all the good stuff. I’d think Ness is someone who loves unusual things, so he would be curious about the kinds of bones and built skeletons Hermit would have. And he of course would meet the ego’s family, where they would confidently say he’s one of their favorite egos.

Mack sees Ness as inferior. He’s just a lowly waiter, while Mack is the Captain Head Engineer to one of the most advanced space ships in the human race, why would he see the newbie as part of the group? Well, because of Ness’s love for unusual things of course. He has never seen a space ship up close before, and he definitely never interacted with an astronaut, so he would instantly ask so many questions about The Invincible II and what Mack can do as an engineer. Mack would get caught off guard by the waiter’s enthusiasm, but took it to stroke his ego more as he grinned condescendingly and bragged on about his captain’s ship.

Madpat takes one took at Ness, and pulls out his flamethrowing chainsaw. In an affectionate way of course! He respects people who work in the food industry, as he of course owns a restaurant himself. Of course, he kills his employees after awhile, but that’s irrelevant! Mad already made Ness his third best friend (After Hermit and Warfpat of course), but Ness more or less fears Mad to the core, and tries to stay away from him as possible. However, Mad claims Ness is now stuck with him, and drags him to his wacky and bloody adventures. Oh god, someone call Mike another pizzeria killer traumatized his boyfriend.

Darkpat doesn’t like the other egos, why would Ness be any different? Though, he wouldn’t mind having a lackey by his side to do his bidding. He forces his hatred for everything down to get Ness’s trust. Ness is slightly uneasy about the whole vibe Darkpat gives out, but is still fascinated about the whole reality breaking entity. Detective would protect Ness from Darkpat, but the entity would pretend to feign ignorance about his accusations. Curse Ness’s curiosity and love for the unknown! Now Dark’s made a new evil plan to brainwash Ness and use him for his very evil and deadly bidding!! Mwhahahahaha!!! (His plans always fell short)

Warfpat is so happy to have another lab rat ego he could have fun with! He could his him as a puppet! Or a pet! Or bend his mind into insanity! Or warp his reality into nothing but chaos! Or-! Yeah… Matt smacks Warf for trying to already abstract Ness’s mind. Ignoring his intentions, Ness is friendly towards Warf, but only because he feels like if he isn’t, Warf might switch his vital organs around. Warf pouts at his restrictions, but still claims he can still have fun with his new toy friend!

Overall, half of the egos sees Ness as an escape from their messed up lives, and the other half sees him as a puppet to use for themselves. And Ness is still excited about learning what these egos can give his life to make it more adventurous.

(Also did you know there’s an anti-septiceye version of Matpat? And I might add in Matthias Patthias too, but who knows?)

[mickeytheticklee]

Jealousy tickles

Pairing: Ler!Gina Porter x Lee!Reader

Summary: You throw a surprise for Gina after a bad night of jealousy

Warnings: Tickling, raspberries, bad flirting?, hsmtmts spoilers if you care about that, writing this I realize there's no mention of Ricky Bowen

An: Based on the one episode where Ricky decorates Gina's trailer

Having a girlfriend makes you do weird things, such as suddenly being an expert on arts and crafts on a Tuesday afternoon.

“Wait Gi I'm not finished.", You say, although Gina enters her trailer. You would stop her from entering but you were too busy setting up streamers and making sure it didn't drop. Sure enough when Gina opened the door it fell again, but with dozens of failed attempts you gave up. But one streamer doesn't matter when you decorated a whole banner, got her a gift basket with all her favorite goodies, and a Build a Bear stuffed animal clothed as a cheerleader in less than three hours. Gina was flabbergasted, not believing the surprise you left in her trailer. It was as if you were throwing a birthday party, even if both of your birthdays landed during second semester. Before seizing a splurge of kisses or a hug you fix one minor detail to your plan.

“Wait!", You say, putting your hand up. You grabbed the red and white confetti from the couch and swooshed it in the air. Yes it made a big mess but it didn't matter, since there's people to clean up the mess. “Okay now I'm finished."

With much energy Gina gave you a big hug. The ones that she loves you a bit too hard that it sucks your soul out. You've gotten better at holding her whenever she leans foward in hugs. Usually when she does your masculine strength can barely hold on and you almost fall over. But not this time. Secretly in your mind you give yourself props for that.

“You did all this?? How??", Gina asks, looking around at her trailer filled with treats. She's never been happier in her entire life. Plus this was perfect timing as she's been having a tiring day from filming scene to scene on HSM4 with costar Mack.

“It took two days, bribery, and some advice from Ashlyn but I made it happen.", You say, smiling at Gina. Preparation was WORK, but it was worth it to see a billion dollar smile from Gina. In one day you were on a mission to get Gina's favorites from the mall and set them up into a basket. As for the cute bear in a red cheerleading outfit you had a friend from Build A Bear to give you a discount (not because you were friends but because your girlfriend is a movie star). As far as the trailer you told your plan to Ashlyn, the only person that knows about you and Gina from an accidental make out in the bathroom during Halloween. She liked it, although complained that it was missing something. That anyone who was dating Gina needed to go big or go home.

Coming from the person who lived with Gina for awhile, you can trust her word.

“You're such a surprise everyday y/n, but why?", Gina asks, having her hands on the back of your neck. She had on a cheerleader outfit on with her hair straightened with a ponytail, such a look that you absolutely love. Gina has been flaunting the hell out of her cheerleading outfits that it had put you in such a lee mood. Which makes you rewind that you set this surprise up from you seeing Gina share a tickle moment with Mack.

“I wanted to apologize for being a dick with Mack and being a downer during the whole. It wasn't me.", You say, apologizing for what happened last night. You two sit down on the couch, discussing of what came from the small gathering at Ashlyn's house.

“I can't be mad, Kourtney was sort of pushing it with the ship questions between me and Mack.", Gina says, holding your hand. A couple of days ago there was a celebration of Gina being the lead role of HSM4, the reunion. As everyone was dancing to hsm songs and eating pizza from Biggie's pizzeria the main event was Mack coming. He came with stacks of Apple cider for everyone to enjoy, all while wearing the matching purple and blue bracelet as Gina. Suddenly that small detail had the party questioning if there was a secret relationship with Gina.

She's in a secret relationship, just not with him.

Thru numerous denies everyone was suspecting that they were a thing. Even though the evidence in question was being in a movie with him and matching bracelets they had to make for a scene. Yet she was wearing the headphones you gifted her and her lipstick being smack dab in the middle of your neck, in the open. Same shade and all. Yet the small photo that Kourtney took of them made them viral in less than twenty minutes, and now suddenly people were asking questions and making ship names for them. MaGi, seriously?

“I know, but I haven't been much of a supportive girlfriend since you've been casted. I'm proud of you for taking this opportunity and that after school you'll go to new Zealand and be a pretty princess.", You say, grazing Gina's chin. Gina giggles, her nose scrunching while looking at you. “I sort of...been jealous of you and Mack. I mean I know we're supposed to have a secret relationship because of the documentary and hiding that you aren't such a mean bisexual but I thought maybe someone could've gotten the hint. Excluding Ashlyn because she's nosy. But I'm sorry, I should've never acted that way."

You were waiting for a response from Gina's big brown eye stare. She stares trying to copy your habit of wandering in her eyes and just smiling. When she stops she leans in for a soft kiss. Feeling the small spark you both kiss again. “I accept your apology, and I understand. Having to idolize Mack and making a movie with him people have seemed to be more delusional than me. But I promise once this musical and movie are over we'll hangout more and hopefully they'll get the hint that we're dating. But Mack is America's puppy, you're my puppy.", Gina says, patting your head. You weren't ever sure if your friends will get the hint of you and Gina dating. They'll still bring up the Mack cutout even if she was wearing your sweatshirt.

“Also...there's a lot of things that I wouldn't do to Mack that I'd do to you.", She says, her tone getting slightly lower while making intense eye contact with you. You make intense eye contact back, almost wanting to break it by how wide your smile was getting. You thought Gina's flirt was another chance to kiss you, but sometimes you never know what she's thinking.

“And what is it?", You saying, leaning closer trying to close the hint with a kiss. As you get closer Gina doesn't budge, but she does smirk. “Why don't I tickle you and find out.", Gina says, not even giving you a five second head start and tickling you. You were laughing with your head back over Gina's probing to your side.

“GIGIGIGI!!", You say, already laughing and barely getting any strength out to release her hand from the grips on your side. Although you say her name in hopes for her to stop you make no effort to push the tickles away. In fact you tried to get in a comfortable position on the couch to get your giggles in from Gina. Even if most of the tickles were done sneaking in Gina's bed at night a small brown couch in the trailer will do. Your laughter melts on the couch, letting your body vibe with the giggles and scribbling of Gina's fingers to your tummy.

“I forgot you haven't been tickled for four days, no wonder why you've been a bit jealous.", She says, teasing you. Still laughing upon the tickles you cover your face in embarrassment. You can sense the pink rising from your cheeks. “SHUTUPUPHAHAHA!!", You say, reacting to the pokes and deep thumb massaging on your side, inching close to your ribs. You were laying down, being surprised that your limbs were under control from the wild tickling. But that's the power of Gina's tickling, to where everything else is calm but your still screeching and wheezing until it stops.

“Shut up? Make me. Use that masculine strength of yours to get me to stop.", She teases you once again. You always brag about being strong and calling it masculine energy by holding the door for Gina or opening the car door her. Yet Gina adores your high pitched laughs whenever her finger squeezes through your armpit. “STOPHAGAHAHAHA!!!", You laugh, trying to use that energy but instead to Gina unlimited access to tickle your armpits and neck.

Gina giggles, loving to tickle you. “Want me to stop? Okay, I will.", She says, not tickling you anymore. Of course she even knows that won't be possible so she circles your palm with her finger. Within a minute you were pouting and clinging onto Gina, wondering when you'll get tickles back. “I was kidding...", You say whining to Gina. Yet Gina can't go one week without teasing you, even if afterwards you get tortured and you feel better.

“You want me to tickle you? Recite the Mark and Spark theme song.", Gina says, insisting you do that as a reward of possible tickles. As much as Gina obsesses over that show you haven't seen a lick of yet. You tried to sing the melody from the times Jet made fun of Gina for liking such a childish show. Once your mind was able to work you had half of the song memorized, with a few mumbles in between. But it was enough to satisfy Gina.

“Okay lay down so I can tickle you.", She says, pushing you back down and using her one hand to scribble your tummy. The other was holding your hand, still lightly grazing your palm with her thumb. You were giggling, looking at Gina and loving these tickles. You took your hands and scrunched them around Gina's face, wanting her to get closer for a kiss. With each small kiss and little pecks trailing off to your jawline and chin became a very unexpected neck raspberry. “HAHAHAHAHAHA!!", You say, bursting into a fit of giggles. It's surprising that such a thing would make you laugh this hard, since this is Gina's first time ever doing it.

“Wait, that was kind of fun.", Gina says, loving the reaction you gave. You were laughing about it, nodding but being too tongue tied in your giggles to respond back. “NONONOGINAHAHAHHW!!", You say until your words get cut off my laughter again of another neck raspberry from Gina. Since you two been dating she's loves to tickle you. But it's only ever soft tickles while you two are cuddling and watching a movie. You love your soft tickles but you wanted to be challenged and get tortured by Gina. She's been procrastinating on her research because of school and extracurricular activities, but you were good up to now about her not knowing the secret of raspberries.

Still Gina was tickling your tummy, having her hands either on the sweatshirt you were wearing or the bare skin exposed from wiggling around too much. You were still laughing, unable to think of a sneaky comeback that'll make Gina tickle you more. “IHAHHAHAHHAHAHNN", You laugh, still hating how your brain can barely form words from Gina having her fingers around your neck and pinching your thighs. You were gasping for any sense of words but it gets tangled in your loud, bubbly laughter. “Let me give you a break before something happens.", Gina says, giving you some water from her backpack to give to you. Even when hydrated you were still whining about feeling empty without your tickles.

“I'll tickle you tonight during our HSM marathon. But for right now let's go before Kourtney goes on a hunt to find me.", Gina says, helping you up and making sure your sweatshirt isn't too wrinkled. By this time practice would've been over and everyone heads down the block for pizza. She fixes your collar with stars in her eyes, giving you one last kiss before you're not allowed to be five feet near each other. “Thank you for this surprise."

“Anything for my superstar."

[thebetterengineer]

Mack there’s this restaurant that just opened up called Freddy fazbears pizzeria

Mack (who totally wasnt a fnaf fan) quickly turned around.

"Where."

[deadpuppetboi]

Gumdrop Angel (but my Au in 5 sentences or less)

Gumdrop Angel: William isn't getting any younger and as the years pass on the slower he gets. So he passes the time by visiting other pizzerias and meeting particular people such as Dominic. Dominic was a strange case, especially with the questions he asked the purple man himself. “You have to tell me how it felt to take a life, Mr. Afton.” He's a problem that needs to be taken care of.

Sergio’s Lucky Day: Sergio isn't exactly the luckiest or most innocent man alive. As an architect, he works on building buildings and his most infamous one would have to be the Fazbear franchise. At the start, the man questioned Mr. Afton’s strange aspects of investing rooms or locks at random places. He career about money then so he kept his mouth shut but the more incidents happen at Freddy’s the more concerned he gets. He figured maybe taking another deeper look at the place would give him peace, but honestly, he feels like he was walking into his grave.

What We Found: Hudson is a quiet man who mostly keeps to himself. With his past life in misery, he often wonders why he goes on up until he meets a particular two particular men at his new job at Fazbear’s Fright. Milo Mack, the young and impressionable guy by the phone, and Xavier Flores an older man who works as the nighttime security. Milo is what Hudson wishes he could be when he was young while Xavier is someone he relates with their dreaded past and locked secrets in tow. He doesn't realize how important these secrets were up until he started to ask questions.

Stitchwraith: Time has passed and Larson has yet to find his missing son. He loses sleep not only with worry but of the constant nightmares he gets from the supposed Marionette-like figure that saved his life. Ennard, in the meantime, hides away as the others all struggle to comprehend what just happened. This figure was responsible for their pain, their power outmatching theirs, way beyond their comprehension. And yet they still go on, a new idea in mind to finally get rid of this thing once and for all.

[multiboye]

Flipping through channels in a big sweater with a mug of tea in her hands, Leah Mack was beginning to doze. Today had been a very uneventful day off. Benny requested of her that she take some time off, and now that she’s a good few days in on her staycation, she’s growing restless. 

Setting the mug aside and stretching, her himbo of an orange tabby thuds off the couch like a bag of rocks and mewls fatly in her direction. 

“Mm... Yeah I think so too. We should get a snack and maybe take a nap, huh?”

A Weird World News reporter brings life to the screen and catches her gaze as she was moving to stand, her position held in the middle of the living room like an idle video game character; watching the reporter go on at vague length about the explosive news regarding the pizzeria she’s grown familiar with in her research and experiences these last few months. Never has she stepped inside the restaurant itself... And now it looks like she may not get to do so for quite some time.

“... Better not have let someone else do that before I could, you rat bastard.” 

Mraow.

“Yeah, yeah, I hear you. C’mon.” she has a small orange tornado rubbing along and biting at her ankles while she clicks the tv off and returns to her business, thoughts of Afton swimming in her mind’s eye.

[thedivaclubdjpriestworld]

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[xjelani-archive-blog]

  some smol headcanons of ya gorl:

she actively tries to maintain a sense of normalcy in her mundane life; as to not raise suspicion, and as to acquire the trust of those civilians around her. she’s a friendly face, and a bit of a conversationalist. she’s usually well-received in her neighborhood? often described as a “nice” and “warm”, though sometimes “eccentric” woman. she’s actually a regular at one local pizzeria in the city, often given a free slice of pizza, or a drink for her frequent visits. The owner’s name is ‘Mack’, and it’s always a bit lively when Lucille visits.

she often wears gloves to conceal her prosthetic hand. not out of embarrassment, but because questions can be a little bothersome at times.

she’s a lover of all languages! she’s currently trying to pick up Spanish and Mandarin, because she thinks it’d be handy to use. She’s half glad French isn’t so far from Spanish; it makes picking up words a little easier.

she’s a hard drinker. she drinks the typa shit that absolutely burns your throat. 

that being said, she occasionally smokes as well. it’s more of a social thing, since it rarely happens.

she’s not spared a few scars of her own; she’s been shot, stabbed -- you name it. however most of those scars are from her earlier years, when she was dealing with the trauma of the loss of her family and was struggling to find stability. she was reckless, and has scars to prove it. most of which are thankfully concealed by her tattoos.

she questions whether she can feel romantic love? it’s fun to sleep with others, it’s REALLY fun when there’s sexual tension. dominating her partners is even more fun? but that’s as far as it usually goes. she can get little fixations on people, and easily grow fond or attached. but most days, she feels nothing at all, much less romantic love. 

even if she DID by some miraculous event and intense amount of development felt romantic love towards someone? it’s doubtful she’d ever act on it. she has enough on her plate, and she’d rather not be burdened with things like commitment or a relationship or monogamy or dealing with others feelings..... it’s very unappealing to her. she has a hard enough time keeping friendships.

she really tries to be a good person out of work. she doesn’t know why; she just wants to. maybe to prove she’s not a terrible person even though she knows full well she’s spoiled? she dunno. she keeps trying, tho.

god.... she an old head with that fuckin music. granted she loves ALL music, of all languages and genres. but she really loves 70s-80s music. 

[thatssocheezy]

[confluenceapts]

welcome to your new home, MACK ! make sure you pick up your keys within six hours. ( park chanyeol )

︴ﾟ⁘ park chanyeol. he/him. ⋯ ❛ hello and welcome to confluence apartments, MACK JANG! i’m B.O.R.A., cyberry techs revolutionary A.I., and i’ll be sure to take good care of you for the next year! so, you’re TWENTY FIVE and you moved to confluence apartments from CHICAGO. is that right? interesting! our background checks determine you have an interest in LEARNING FRENCH, and your friends from back home describe you as BRASSY. would you agree with that? okay, well, onto the final thing! my program files tell me that you moved to confluence apartments because YOU GOT TIRED OF WORKING AT YOUR MOM’S PIZZERIA. can you confirm or deny? hm… i see. well, that’s all! i’m dispensing your apartment keys right now. make sure to let me know if there’s anything i can assist you with! ( pst, she/her ) 

[running-on-a-broken-record]

MatPat Egos with Sick!Reader

In honor of me being extremely sick right now

The Detective: - Absolutely no working yourself. You’re stuck in bed until he deems you healthy enough to leave - This also means he’s cooking for you most of the time. Specifically soup, because then he can feed it to you like the sweetheart he is 💛 - He also keeps tissues on hand, beside you, specifically, so you can reach for them whenever you need them

MadPat: - Kind of a germaphobe sometimes, but only around people who are sick, because he doesn’t want to get sick too - Buuut… for you, he makes an exception. He’ll keep you on a medicine schedule, depending on what you’re sick with, and bring home pizza from the pizzeria - Maybe stay out of the pizzeria for a while though… can’t have customers getting sick too.

Mack: (Crewmate, head engineer, dictator) - Crewmate Mack is also a sweetheart, very similarly to The Detective. He gets soup from the kitchens (even if he has to pull a couple strings) - He also tries his best to finish all of his tasks as quickly as possible so he can spend as much time with you as he can - Unlike crewmate Mack, the head engineer is a little less… soft. He keeps you from being scheduled for any of the difficult tasks, and even keeps you from having to do any work at all if he can, but that’s about it - When he gets a break from work, he’s with you. He pretends to be displeased with needing to take care of you, but in reality, he loves it, because it makes him feel important - Dictator Mack gets extremely possessive. You’re not allowed to leave his side even once, no exceptions - He’s getting the colony’s best doctors to check on you, even if you assure him that you’re okay. He just doesn’t want to take any risks - When it is proven you are, in fact, fine, and just sick, he’s very, very firm about getting you back to health as soon as possible. Meaning he’s strict about you taking the medicine the doctors recommend for you

The Hermit: - He’s not familiar with illness. Living on the island has increased his immune system drastically, so he’s basically immune to being sick - At first he’s convinced you ate something poisonous on the island, but when you explain to him you’re just sick and it’s not poison, he’s a little bit calmer - He’s determined to keep you inside, though. So you’re basically stuck in bed-rest for a while

WarfPat: - He’s honestly the most cool with it. If you’re not like… throwing up sick or anything really serious, he won’t really treat you any differently - Though, one thing that is different, he won’t let you on his talk show until you’re feeling better. Just in case - If he’s feeling really nice, he might get you a small gift to help you feel better, like flowers or a box of chocolates. But if you ask about it, he will deny it until the end of time

DarkPat: - He’s never been sick— he can’t get sick— so he doesn’t exactly understand what you’re going through - He does, however, see that you’re struggling. - He hates when you’re sick. He gets temperamental around everyone but you because he is stressed. You’re hurting, and there’s nothing he can do to help you - He brings you your favorite food and watches your favorite show (even if he thinks it’s just a little bit stupid)

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Typically, Bunker Hill is referred to as the 'South Side' of Dismal. Everyone has their own opinions on what the neighborhood is like, but many of them would agree that it's a place for the deplorable and those who are just barely scraping by. The neighborhood is made up of old war homes from the 1950s, subsidized apartments, and it's infamous 'twilight trailer park' where many of the residents of bunker hill reside in. The land is mostly barren; you'll seldom find anything other than weeds and debris. The streets are filled with potholes and closed down construction sites. There really isn't anything redeemable about the neighborhood, which is something many of the other neighborhoods would remark about the people who live in bunker hill too. you need to have your wits about you to live here, otherwise you'll be eaten alive. Those who are a bit more optimistic and proudly call bunker hill their home would tell you that their 'colorful' neighbors are what gives this small town character and that there are plenty of places to check out if you want to have some fun. Others will mention that if you're looking for anything involving the magic black market where people typically come to find faery blood and other illegal goods, you'll find it here. For years, any sort of funding to improve the quality of life in the neighborhood has been shut down or postponed with no future date in sight. many south siders blame those who live in Morrison Heights and the government for cutting funding and funneling the money into other projects in town that benefit the upper class. Additionally, the upper class have been buying up beloved businesses of Bunker Hill and shutting them down, leaving properties empty and neglected. For what reason is unknown to most and the wealthy keep their future plans for these properties a secret, but many suspect that it has to do with the fact there is a 'channel' of highly concentrated magical energy that runs directly through the neighborhood. What they plan to do with this is again, unknown, but it has created tensions between the two neighborhoods who have grown to hate each other and blame one another for any incidents that happen in town.  

canon businesses and locations

below is a list of canon businesses and locations you’ll find in bunker hill. we highly encourage for members to create characters that work in these establishments or are loyal patrons to create new plotting opportunities and develop the world! over time, we plan to have events and create interesting situations to characters who work or frequent these businesses as well as an incentive to join these businesses instead of creating your own! of course you are welcome to create your own businesses if these don’t fit an idea you’re going for but please consider it in the future if you’re interested in getting more involved in the site lore! SPACE ROCKET PIZZERIA FAMILY RESTAURANT the interior of space rocket pizzeria looks like the interior of a ufo on a low-budget. everything is metallic and holographic, with green alien figures eerily watching you as you eat. thankfully they do delivery if you're not interested in being 'immersed' in the out of this world establishment. suggested occupations: servers, cooks, cashiers, dish washers, managers, assistant managers, pizza delivery, etc... PHOENIX GAS STATION GAS STATION & MEET UP LOCATION found on the outskirts of the neighborhood, phoenix gas station has often been described as stepping into another dimension. despite what time of the day you arrive, you only ever see one gas attendant who pumps your gas for you. he doesn't say a word, nor does he have any sort of reaction regardless what you do or say.people tend to meet up here, despite the eerie feeling of always being watched and the fact that at night you can't see anything beyond the gas station. MACK'S AUTO SHOP AUTOMOTIVE SERVICE the place looks like the rest of the old, decaying businesses in bunker hill, but the mechanics certainly know what they're doing here. come here to get your car fixed up or maybe buy one of the many used cars for sale on the property. suggested occupations: mechanics, administration, auto body technicians, car sales associate, sales manager, shop manager, assistant shop manager, detailers, tow truck drivers, etc... RED VELVET CABARET BAR once a strip joint, red velvet was bought out by an anonymous buyer and shut down for renovations. in 2010, the establishment was reopened and rebranded as a more 'classy' establishment. no doubt about it, red velvet is clearly for an adult consumer and has underground nature to it. the staff are predominately women with lacey, suggestive uniforms to entice their patrons to consider tipping heavily. every night they put on a performance of some sort usually involving song, dance, and drama. there's still a strip pole in the center of the stage that was never removed, but performers manage to make use of it. while selling fae blood is illegal, it's said that the red velvet is the place to go if you're looking for a taste. suggested occupations: managers, assistant managers, bartenders, security, servers, performers, etc...

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Mack just got me a light up flower. I think he knows the way to my heart. (at Gallo Pizzeria)