#Mahabharat

[hum-suffer]

I relate to Arjun so much (I need Krishna to come down and whack me over the head and yell at me to do my kartavya too)

[latent-thoughts]

Shree Vasudev Krishna

[Art by Pradeep Sethi]

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Arjun: *clenching his fists* Fight me!

Krishna, standing behind him, sudarshan chakra in hand: *mouthes* Do not.

[mizutaama]

Giampaolo Tomassetti has got to be one of the few painters who beautifully captured the drama of mahabharata - the despair, the deceit, the backstabbing, the rage, the shame. it's all so perfect

[hindulivesmatter]

Arjun and Krishna

[stxrrynxghts]

Arjun: you call yourself soul mate, but where were you when my meme had only 4 likes?

Krishna: making four accounts, bro

Arjun, tearing up: bro-

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Mahabharat characaters on Social Media: pt. 1

Yudhisthir

Mostly reblogs "Am I The Asshole?" polls and somehow each with a detailed and insightfully correct answer. Most people just look for his reblog and then vote whatever answer he's deemed right. That's how he earned the nickname "Dharmaraja"

Always explains stuff to the asks he gets and does it very politely so. You could ask him about anything and as long as he knows about it, he'll tell you about it.

Women respector since before 5000BC.

Never annoyed by hate comments on himself. Calls the fuck out of them if they disrespect his brothers.

Bheem

Posts photos of foods he likes.

Always posts about what he's cooking.

Gives gym tips to beginners.

Probably has "never stop bulking 💪" in his bio

Definitely makes it his own duty to teach his mutuals how to cook.

Arjun

Crazy good archery skills. Knows it. Shows them off.

(most people just look at his arm muscles flexing though)

Arjun: Madhav! Look at how famous this post about my archery is getting. I don't understand though. All I did was hit a bull's eye.

Krishna, looking at Arjun in that video being completely shirtless and slicked with sweat, brown skin glowing under the sun: *sweats*

Doesn't understand the thirst comments. ("Madhav what does railing mean and why does this person want me to do it to them?" "Uhm, it means they want you to "train" them haha. It's a slang. Haha." "*Replies to comment* sure I'd love to rail you")

Nakul

Sexy and he knows it.

Thirst traps.

Actually works very hard and always helps people, but he's such a troll that people just think he's a unemployed gymrat pretty boy until he attends some big event and people are like "YOU HAVE A JOB??????"

Loves his fans (I just know he'll heart each and every thirst comment go argue with a wall)

Always tagging his twin in the most random posts (most of them are jumpscares)

Sahdev

Does not want to be here

Always duets the videos nakul sends him and screams at the jumpscares ("I do not like this TRICKERY!" "The ball hit the camera Sahdev it wasn't gonna jump out the phone and hit you in the face" "I am BLOCKING YOU")

The fans love his reactions. He doesn't know, he never checks the comments.

Gives in after some time and creates a no-bullshit self help account to help people manage their life and work more efficiently

Krishn

The definition of Hot Mess™

On every platform he's on, which is every platform that exists, this man is Chaos. One post will be "My wife is so beautiful" and then "I miss Arjun" and then "here's three legal ways to loophole out of a lawsuit" and then a motivation post and then a video of a cute baby cow he saw on the sidewalk.

Pranks the fuck out of everyone and everything (his favourite victim is arjun)

Professional roaster. Has online beef with Shakuni. Insults in the most insufferable way possible you canNOT find a way to insult back it's so annoying cuz then he's like 😇🦚

Cute couple reels with Rukmini

[fanfictionroxs]

Bigots think denying trans people the right to be in sports is a groundbreaking new idea.

Meanwhile 5000 years ago, the peeps in Mahabharat be like: SHIKHANDI CANT PLAY WITH US BECAUSE HE IS ACTUALLY A GIRL AND GIRLS DONT GO TO WAR WAAAHHHHH!

And then Shikhandi killed his enemy with the help of literal GOD and became a hero because the real villains all along were transphobia and misogyny.

[mannbhaavnii]

“My mind is always fixed on Rukmini, just like hers is on me. I can’t even sleep at night.” — Srimad Bhagvatam

😭😭😭💗🧿

[incorrectmahabharatquotes]

Duryodhan: You know, sometimes it's just nice to be wanted.

Karna: Not by the LAW!

[ssj2hindudude]

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Me: I read Mahabharata for the plot.

The plot:

[ritish16]

Vishwa Roopa

[hindulivesmatter]

The Women of Mahabharat

Who's your favorite?

All of the women who played pivotal roles in the Mahabharat. Let's see who Tumblr loves the most!

Reblog to reach a wider audience!

[stxrrynxghts]

Women of the Mahabharata

Women of the Mahabharata are seriously underappreciated. And not just that, they are criticized for things that they shouldn't be.

Kunti is given hell for abandoning Karna. Y'all forget she was a literal CHILD when this happened, and she ensured that he was well protected when she threw him into the river. Also, is she wrong for loving the children who she raised, than the one who was not a part of her life? I feel that Kunti was too kind to Karna, tbh.

Madri is hated for "being jealous" of Kunti. Plz, go and read something before shitting on our queen.

Draupadi is hated for starting the war, except it was more of a property war, IMO. Only Bhima was technically fighting for her. The disrobing and game of dice just escalated an already upcoming war. TBH, it was the men's fault.

Subhadra, ah yes, now this part is my fav. This women is hated because she was "came in between" Arjun and Draupadi. It is never specified who is Arjun's fav, and you can find your own interpretation in the MB, but one thing is clear. It was ARJUN who was dying to marry her, not the other way round. She wasn't the one who had abducted him, or something. -_-

And don't get me started on Radha and the Ashtabharyas. can't we respect and love them all ? If Krishna did not differentiate between them, then who gave US the right to do so?

Sudeshna is hated as she did not stand up for Draupadi. First, she does promise Draupadi that she will do something, but Bhima kills Kichaka that very night.

Uttara, ah this is first hand. Some dickheads feel that this girl is responsible for her husband's death. I have no words.

There are people who give shit to Satyavati, when she never demanded anything. The one thing she ordered Bhishma to do, aka marry Ambika and Ambalika, he refused.

Amba is hated for demanding justice. In her eyes, Bhishma is a bigger culprit than her father and lover, as they wouldn't have abandoned her if it had not been for him. Yes, she should have said something earlier, but she isn't wrong in wanting justice.

These are only some examples, tbh.

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Mahabharat characaters on Social Media: pt. 3

Pt. 2

Dhritarashtra

Boomer

Does not know what social media is used for

Only social media he uses is Facebook and WhatsApp

Sends 👌 and 👍 in response to everything

Old as fuck and partially blind

Thinks Duryodhan is gonna join the army since he's training so much (he won't, he just likes to have muscles and challenge bheem)

Gandhari

"A day in my life as a selectively blind person"

BLINDFOLD CHALLENGES LMFAOOOOOO

Here's ten reasons why I've never seen my children's faces

1. Judging from my husband's personality and... other things, they're probably ugly

Cutu cutu mom-daughter vlogs with dushala

Pandu

He's dead.

Don't ask me for anything he's just dead in this au that's all he is

Used to cameo on madri's channel a suspiciously large amount of time

Kunti

Wholesome cooking channel

With stories in the voiceovers

Does livestreams teaching people to cook

Internet mom for many teenagers countrywide

Randomly drops insane mom lore in the middle of cooking

"There was this one time I had to put my newborn kid up for adoption because I was 17 at the time and now he's adopted by a neighbour and also my nephew's boyfriend so if any of you know a good therapist please recommend."

Madri

Used to be on twitter only but she overshared too much and had to be making insanely long apology videos over it

Does QNAs only and people watch that just cuz she's such a problematic cunt

"Madri you said in one post that you were married but you've never mentioned your husband." "Madri you made posts about post partum depression but you never mentioned your kids."

Replies to this with a video explaining how she was having an affair with a certain influencer's husband and got pregnant with twins but then the guy died of a heart attack so she left his SINGLE MOTHER wife with two more sons

The people hate her for what she's done. She loves them for the clout they give her.

Vidur

He doesn't do social media. He does what people call "A Job".

Only on Facebook. Only there to bunk people who spread misinformation.

Also now on ao3