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Interviewer: Why do you have a gap in your résumé?
Hermes: Actually I pressed the Enter key twice.
#mythology memes#incorrect quotes#incorrect mythology#incorrect mythology quotes#incorrect greek mythology#greek mythology#ancient greek mythology#greek myths#incorrect greek god quotes#incorrect greek gods#greek gods#greek god#hermes#hermes god#hermes greek mythology#hermes greek god
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aaaaaaaaaaaa the iliad/odyssey as cat memes aaaaaaaaaaaaa
#epic the musical#epic: the musical#greek mythology#odysseus#the odyssey#the iliad#agamemnon#menelaus#paris of troy#hector of troy#Achilles#patroclus#tsoa achilles#tsoa patroclus#tsoa#the song of achilles#song of achilles#diomedes#greek mythology memes#greek memes#memes#mythology memes#odyssey#Iliad#homer’s iliad#homer's odyssey#Cat memes#Funny cats#Cats
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Apollo: *crying* It was so hard! I couldn't take it man!
Artemis: *patting him on the back* Yeah life can be hard sometimes.
Apollo: Life?
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<Hermes as a lawyer>
𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗲𝘀: Your honor, you weren't there at the scene so shut the fuck up.
#greek mythology#incorrect mythology#mythology memes#incorrect quotes#greek gods#hermes#incorrect greek gods#incorrect gods#classical mythology#incorrect greek myths#incorrect greek mythology#greek myth memes
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Just got some teeth pulled out of my face, and it hurts, but they gave me some good shit so have some silly lil greek mythology memes
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Hermes: It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
#Hermes#Greek Mythology#greek myths#greek myth#mythology#myths#tagamemnon#classics memes#greek mythology memes#mythology memes#greek myth memes#incorrect greek myths#incorrect mythology#incorrect classics#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect myths#incorrect greek gods#greek gods#gods and goddesses#greek gods and goddesses
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Odysseus: Bad news, someone ran over Agamemnon!
Achilles: I thought you said that it was bad news
Agamemnon *on the ground with some broken bones*: I hate you
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If I was rescuing my wife from the underworld by leading her out on the one condition that I not look behind me to see if she's following me lest I condemn her back there for eternity, I simply would have turned around to check but turn so quickly Hades wouldn't catch me doing it. Rip to Orpheus but I'm different.
(This point made by a child I babysit, edited into meme format by myself)
#orpheus#orphedice#orpheus x eurydice#eurydice#hades#classics meme#greek mythology#mythology memes#hadestown
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If I was Paris I would have just given the apple to Hermes and see how everyone would react
#greek mythology#greek gods#mythology memes#the iliad#(not really)#greek mythology memes#paris#hermes#aphrodite#athena#hera
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Artemis: I'm worried about you.
Apollo: *dunks Oreo in whiskey* Why?
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Recently reread The Song Of Achilles, and got the motivation to make Agamemnon slander memes:
Plus one for Odysseus when he falls asleep in ‘Keep Your Friends Close’
#epic the musical#greek mythology#epic: the musical#epic the ocean saga#epic: the ocean saga#odysseus#the odyssey#tsoa#the song of achilles#song of achilles#agamemnon#Agamemnon slander#I’m sorry but Agamemnon just made me so pissed off that I had to make this#memes#greek mythology memes#mythology memes
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Here's a little lesson in trickery!
#greek myth#greek myths#greek mythology#greek myth meme#greek mythology meme#mythology#mythology memes#iliad#the Iliad#iliad meme#the iliad meme#homer's iliad#classics#classics meme#tagamemnon meme#tagamemnon#the odyssey#the Odyssey meme#Odysseus meme#Penelope meme#Odysseus and Penelope#greek literature#ancient greek literature#ancient Greece#ancient Greece meme#troy war#trojan war#trojan war meme#tsoa meme#the song of achilles
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𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿, 𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: Can you bring me the hoe?
𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗮: For sure!
(minutes later)
𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗮:
𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿:
𝗭𝗲𝘂𝘀: Why am I here?
#💀🤚#greek mythology#incorrect mythology#mythology memes#incorrect quotes#demeter#hera#zeus#incorrect greek gods#ancient greek gods#incorrect gods#classical mythology#incorrect greek myths#incorrect greek mythology
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Me: omg I relate to a god!!
The god:
#why did the caption do him like that#chaotic academia#dark academia#literature#greek posts#greek tumblr#greek mythology#greek gods#dionysus#mythology memes#incorrect mythology
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Artemis: I love women in a feminist way but also in a gay way
#artemis#tagamemnon#mythology#greek mythology#greek myths#classics#classics memes#greek mythology memes#mythology memes#incorrect classics#incorrect mythology#greek gods#source: idk
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