Between Oogtar, the penguin wife, and the Star Gate, who do you think is the most obnoxious?
I'm going to go out of my way say that the star gate isn't that bad.
Yes, he was pretty cruel to Luigi and gaslighted him until he broke down into tears, but once Mario rushed to his brother's defense the star gate made it perfectly clear that it was nothing but a test to see how strong the brothers' bond was.
Then he spoke to Luigi directly, asking for forgiveness and going out of his way to say what is probably the nicest, most sincere thing anyone has said about Luigi over the course of the M&L games.
He definitely went at Lu too hard, but there was at least a point to it, and he made an effort to build the green guy back up after tearing him down.
Then there's Oogtar.
Yeah, he's annoying. Yeah, he has more confidence than he ought to and his voice is grating and every episode he's in is worse for it, but as a character he's at least... trying?
He usually shows remorse when he causes problems and makes a clear effort to fix his mistakes and help out whenever he can. He's like a dumb, but well-meaning kid; you don't really want him around, but it's hard to sincerely hate him.
THIS BITCH, HOWEVER:
At first it's all sunshine and sweetness! like she's some perfectly squeaky clean, generic housewife.
Then you see the mayor's unconscious body, and when his wife arrives she immediately jumps to the conclusion that he's been murdered and you're the murderer.
And at first it's like "okay, she's a grieving widow, she's not thinking straight. Perfectly understandable" until she starts lying to the police.
Then you talk to all the penguins outside of the house, and somehow this one purple jabber jaw has got the entire town eyeing you as a suspect, because apparently her fake story and love of gossip matters to her far more than catching her husband's actual murderer.
And then when it turns out the mayor was never really dead she's all like "OMG you thought I was serious?? 😊 you believed that? lmao I was just being silly!"
WOMAN. YOU JUST TRIED TO GET ME FALSELY IMPRISONED FOR MURDER!?!?
No apologies, no regrets, no remorse at all.
I desperately hope she turns out to be one of Bowser's double agents or duplighosts, because
1. That would explain everything about her behavior
2. I get to beat her up with a hammer
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I’m choosing to believe this scene of Luigi’s heart getting read by the gigantic homophobic star is about Bowuigi since it makes it a MILLION times funnier
LIKE COME ON THIS IS GOLD
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I made these a bit ago I just didn't really feel like @ing everyone who made a shroob but now I'm less tired
These shroobs belong too
@veedeeb @snawful @graveyardzhift @albeolambda @thegroduschronicles
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