Can they dance?!
M.k - can do the macarena
Macaque - probably can but would die first.
Monkey king - knows a few dances but will only do it in private intimate times. (Other than this time because he was NOOOT himself)
Red son- Oh absolutely. He knows allll the classical dances. Even some forgotten to mortals.
Sandy - he knows a couple. But is pretty shy about it.
Tang - yeah he knows a few, and he might dance here and there if he felt like it.
Pigsy - yes he can dance but only does it on special occasions.
The mayor -,yes. Infact he's very good.
Nezha - he knows all the customary dances and is even rather talented but he prefers not to unless it's important.
Mei ,- oh yes she can dance has been learning since she was little but she likes freestyle more than the stuffy more regulated dances.
Is there anyone else you're curious about? Let me know with a comment. I like chatting with you guys.
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A solution
“Well, well, well. If it isn’t my favourite nemesis.” Villain smirks, turning on the balls of their feet. “To what do I owe the honour?”
Hero shakes their head, leaning against the door frame. “To yourself, obviously. What’s up with the hypnotized mayor?”
“Hm? How would I know?” Villain shrugs nonchalantly, struggling to keep their hands straight at their sides. “You always assume it’s me that’s wreaking havoc. Why is that?”
“Oh, I don’t know.” They take a step towards Villain, their smile making the hair on the back of Villain’s neck stand. “Maybe 'cause it always is. Not to mention you’re the master of mind control here.”
“I can’t believe our Hero turned out to be so biased!” Villain exclaims, bringing their hands to their heart, ever so dramatic. “What about the presumption of innocence?”
Hero huffs, shaking their head yet again. “I stopped presuming you innocent after our fifteenth encounter in one week.”
“Huh. That was my best week.” Villain smiles fondly at the memories. “I was challenging myself, you see? To avoid the mundane.”
“Of course.” Hero shakes their head but can’t help a smirk that finds its way onto their face. “Who would think criminal life could be so boring.”
“It’s not boring!” Their voice is too high to be comfortable. Villain coughs, turning away. “And I’m not a criminal.”
Hero nods, watching the back of Villain’s head for a moment as their nemesis drinks water, swallowing a whole ice cube in the process. They gulp, watching it go down their throat when Villain turns to face them again.
“Come to think of it, I haven’t done anything with the mayor yet... how did you figure it out?” That would be a valid question if only Hero didn’t know both Villain and the mayor so well.
“That’s exactly how. The asshole can’t live a day without causing major problems.” They say matter-of-factly. Villain presses their fingers to their temples. Hero suspects it's an attempt to hide the blush creeping up their neck. “Figures it’s you.”
Villain hums in agitated agreement. They aren’t quite sure if they are annoyed or excited. Most likely both. “What is your mission then?”
“You.” Villain’s eyebrows rise, challenging every last boundary of their enemy’s restraint. “You are my mission.” With that, Hero pulls them forward, planting a starved kiss on their mouth once they open it in a gasp. Villain all but melts in their arms, not even registering how they end up sitting on a table.
“Told ya I’d deal with him,” is all they manage to squeeze out when Hero lets go of their mouth, dragging their lips to the side. Villain moves to meet them again.
“Mhm.” Hero keeps kissing along their jaw, prompting Villain to tilt their head for better access. They break away to take in the starstruck expression on Villain’s face with the most smug grin ever. "How long can you keep him that way?”
“You name it.” Villain can feel Hero’s smile against their throat. They shift, leaning back and searching for some support in the back but the wall is too far.
“Forever?” Hero thinks out loud, the word escaping against their better judgement. Their brain is preoccupied with Villain’s sensitive skin under their tongue. That is, until Villain stiffens and they regret bringing up the subject. They could have discussed this the next morning. At this point, Hero couldn’t care less about the mayor. They knew the city was safe as long as the man was under control.
“You want me to keep the mayor under my control forever?” Villain shuffles away from them and Hero wants to disintegrate into thin air. They opt to avoid eye contact, but Villain grabs the sides of their face, ever so gentle as they guide their eyes to meet. “Do you?”
“Does it exhaust you?” They ask in a small voice. Villain shakes their head no. They know for a fact that wasn’t their first concern. Is that too much to ask? or Would you do that for me? was what Hero dared not ask. Villain smiles softly, caressing Hero’s cheeks with their thumbs as they watch their shoulders relax. Hero lets out a relieved sigh, pulling Villain back into their embrace with a quiet growl. “Then yes. You could make him think he’s a potato for all I care, as long as he’s no longer running rampant in the city.”
“Anything for you, love.” Villain’s voice is barely a whisper against Hero’s lips. They feel a hand wrapping around their waist and the other running fingers through their hair to tilt their head to the side. Hero leaves a rough kiss on their throat, where they watched the ice cube going down. Villain gasps, their gaze dazed as they stare into Hero’s eyes. “Anything.”
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Nia, Aerin, and Fashion
I'm having weirdly deep thoughts about this interaction explaining MC's final battle armor in book 2.
And like, I think Aerin was right.
But it's still so funny to me that that's how he contributed on this group project. I'm sure they could have figured out some last minute way to jazz it up with alchemy or something. But nope! Purely aesthetic.
I guess Aerin is an artist (it's unclear if he works in color, but we'll assume he does). He probably made the recommendation and then refusing to elaborate that blue and gold are completely colors and he wants MC to look cute.
And it makes sense that having grown up in the Temple, Nia hasn't developed the most fashion sense. She's never picked her own clothes! Even her accessories, while very cute, are designed to enhance her magic. And we know the crystals rare, so she probably rose the ranks and they went, 'Great, now add these assigned earrings to your uniform.'
I now really want to see how Nia and Aerin would dress themselves. Because we've only seen Nia in the (very pretty) priestess outfits and Aerin in outfits that were more or less assigned to him (I'm assuming he didn't have much say in how he dressed as a prince and the forest/prison picked his book 2 outfit).
Does Nia want to wear something more practical? Or does she gravitate to a pink sparkle aesthetic, function be damned? Would she want to symbolically incorporate more dark, Shadow-y elements after book 2?
Does Aerin want even more forest vibes to better match the goblins? Does he want to go full dark and brooding antihero (not that he's fooling us with that, but he can like the look)? Or after a lifetime of always wearing heavy robes and jewelry, is he like 'Put me in the medieval fantasy equivalent of jeans and a t-shirt'?
If you have thoughts, please share!
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