#McDonald’s is disgusting

[fear-the-coward]

I don't know if this is accurate 🥲

[charliework16]

marketing genius pt 2

[quins-makeshift-menagerie]

For me it depends, if they’re McDonald’s fries I’ll eat them dry but if they’re homemade fries I’m chowing down with sauce

You’re braver than me for being able to eat McDonald’s fries at all

[bewitchedmold]

Narancia is the type to eat a bunch of apples before a doctor's appointment so he wouldn't have to go🧍‍♂️

[whywoulditho]

if you're still not boycotting israeli products, protesting against the genocide, sharing the news, asking for a ceasefire, I am judging you. I know my followers, I know my mutuals. I know the ones who selectively interact with my anime shitposts and ignore the ones about palestine. I am seeing you and I am judging you. I won't call you out on your bullshit personally, because if you can still ignore this humanitarian crisis while being active online and seeing all those posts, you're just not worth trying to reason with. But know that if you still choose to be silent, if you still think this issue is too political or complicated you're an ignorant, pathetic little bitch. you can't live without your starbucks? grow the fuck up. you think celebrities don't owe anyone their support and it is okay for them to stay quiet when it's the brown, the muslim who suffers? you're fucking delusional and you're pathetic. you think you get to turn a blind eye because it's not effecting you? you're a self-centered whiney little toddler. stay in your bubble and keep quiet all you want, i know you will lie to your kids one day and tell them you stood with palestine.

none of us are free until all of us are. free palestine 🇵🇸

[wewontbesleeping]

tiramisu is probably my ultimate favorite dessert, but I don’t know anyone else who really likes it (?????) so every time I go out and get one I have to eat the entire thing myself and it’s sooooo sad. sooooooooooo sad.

[maretriarch]

(sees two shambling figures walking ahead of me in the dark) its ok shelby dont be afraid they're just people (figure on left immediately tosses entire plastic fountain drink in their hand into a nearby little grassy area) ok theyre BAD people but still people

[mymusicbias]

[pollencoveredman]

this has definitely been said before but like,, what if i suggested dennis having covid and denying it was a metaphor for smth else,,,,,

[reaperseal-archive]

have been having a heated debate with my brother about what store/restaurant is the worst place to take a dump

i vote walmart but a specific location we both know because the gaps between the stall walls and doors are like 2 inches wide for some reason so ppl can literally see you

[hippiehusk]

Started watching this show

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Ok this Halloween kinda sucked (no one showed up at my door :/ ) but at least I look hot as fuck. This was supposed to be a last-minute improvised 50s Greaser costume but I kinda just wanna start dressing like this normally 😎

[bottoms-movie]

american consumerism is a disease. many people choose mediocre products over having any sense of morality.

[muldys-favorite-ooze]

So let me get this straight, McDonalds can afford free meals for Israeli troops so they can keep murdering innocents, but can’t provide anything for the homeless population? Seems about right

[thomaspolling]

A Burp & A Volcano: Weird Shorts

"We are about to witness the greatest showdown ever, William vs Henry, in a McDonald's Challenge!" said Michael, yelling at the camera, "We have 3 Big Macs for each, 4 sets of fries and a soda for each."

They started, as they gulped down their bites of the Big Macs and the fries. "For a man in a springlock suit, he is really active!"

"I can't keep up with it any longer!!!" shrieked Henry. "Don't worry, eat more, drink more, live more! And no knives, you!" advised Charlie.

The next few minutes of the challenge, everyone, especially Evan who was throwing up in a bag from the disgust of William's eating, were appalled, but kept watching anyway. Henry was eating way too fast because whoever won would own Fazbear Entertainment. "I FINISHED! I FINISHED! I WIN! TAKE THAT SUCK-"

Henry started to gag, he gagged even more, he ran to the bathroom, but he tripped on Elizabeth's leg. He ended up barfing on her, Charlie and lots of other people. Then he vomited 11 dollars out of his mouth, a Snicker bar and a plastic straw, which William used to try to murder Henry two years ago.

"That's all, folks, see ya later!"

Okay, the disgust of this is horrible, did you even know not to read this by looking at the weird title?! You've put yourself into something. Don't even think about drawing this either.

[bugdogg]

i shouldve just bought mcdonalds, this meal is just pure cheese and the chips were an after thought

i cant even get mad at anyone, i made this