krasytoonz

[magical-characters-tourney]

Magical Boy Tournament: Round 1

[skyazureeclipse]

self-indulgent “Things to never say to someone who just came out” TGCF edition, happy pride month!

and spoilers for plot of tgcf:

[vimai]

Xianle 3🌸🏹⚔️

[flowersdiceandlove]

Just realized that the pick up line “did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?” Would both work SO WELL but also fail miserably for hualian. Like it could go multiple ways:

Hua Cheng being all flirty and trying to be smooth (successful): hey, gege, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Xie Lian, oblivious: which time?

——

Hua Cheng being all flirty and trying to be smooth (successful): hey, gege, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Xie Lian: yeah, it’s a pretty long fall. But, I’m fine, really. All healed 😊

Hua Cheng, freaking out and checking Xie Lian over: gege!! 😱

——

Xie Lian trying to flirt and be smooth (failing, but it’s hua cheng so he’s into it either way): San Lang, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Hua Cheng: No. I didn’t fall, I jumped. How could I stay in heaven if my god was walking the earth?

Xie Lian, blushing profusely: San Lang!!!

——

Xie Lian trying to flirt and be smooth (failing, but it’s hua cheng so he’s into it either way): San Lang, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Hua Cheng, staring lovingly at Xie Lian: gege’s my heaven, and he’s the one that caught me.

Xie Lian, equally besotted: San Lang…🥹

——

Hua Cheng, before Banyue Pass and still disguised as San Lang: gege, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Xie Lian, shocked: San Lang knows even this!?!? He really is amazing! 😃 (see the first option for how this progresses)

——

Surprise beefleaf!!

Shi Qingxuan, flipping his hair and fluttering his eyelashes flirtatiously: Ming-Xiong, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

He Xuan disguised as Ming Yi, feeling pretty murderous over the question: …

Shi Qingxuan, oblivious to it: because you must be an angel 😘

He Xuan, reached his “Shi Qingxuan threshold for the day” and walking away: …

Shi Qingxuan: eh?! Ming-Xiong? Where are you going??

——

Lmao just looked up the actual pick up line and realized I remembered it wrong, so have some more 🤗🤗

Hua Cheng being all flirty and trying to be smooth (successful): hey, gege, did it hurt?

Xie Lian, not sure what incident he’s talking about: I have a high pain tolerance 😊

Hua Cheng: …

——

Surprise FengQing!!

Feng Xin: hey! Did it hurt!?

Mu Qing, annoyed, wondering what he wants: did what hurt?

Feng Xin: when you fell from heaven?

Mu Qing, drawing his saber: …is that a threat? 😡😡😡

Feng Xin, realizing he fucked it up: 😳😳😳

——

Jun Wu, trapped in Mount Tonglu: did it hurt?

Mei Nianqing, sitting to the side, reading a book, not even looking up: did what hurt?

Jun Wu: when you fell from heaven?

Mei Nianqing, flipping a page and still not bothering to spare him a glance: you’re the one that fell, my lord, not me.

[sweepingboy]

xie lian: you know guoshi i recently noticed that my cultivation gets stronger after ha, heh, uh, you know

mu qing: yeah, me too

mei nianqing: oh it's because i was misreading the scroll the whole time, haha actually it says "celebrate" instead of "celibate"

mu qing: with all the respect YOU OLD DYSLEXIC BITCH-

[theballadofmars]

The funniest thing in tgcf is the fact that somehow, qi rong is the best dad. Like. Qi Rong.

I mean:

-Feng Xin didn't even know that he had a kid and that kid is dead.

-Xie Lian says he's going to buy milk, fakes his death and comes back centuries later without the milk but with a new boyfriend and starts to give you life lessons. Also, 2 dead kids (Banyue and Lang Ying).

-You all know what Jun Wu did.

-Mei Nianqing: also went to buy milk, spent centuries away crying about his ex and painting. -10 points for not fighting fot xl's custody.

So, yeah. CONGRATS TO QR FOR BEING THE BEST DAD IN TGCF!! HE FINALLY WINS SOMETHING!!!!

[shaxxophone]

AFTER WORKING ON THIS FOR ALMOST A WHOLE WEEK, I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED!!!!

I know I have written a lot, so do not feel obligated to read it all, but if you want to glance through just to see what classes + subclasses I have assigned, please feel free!! Here is a taste of what you will see below the cut:

BEYOND THIS POINT, THERE WILL BE HUGE SPOILERS. READING THE MANHUA OR WATCHING THE DONGHUA WILL NOT BE ENOUGH. THIS WILL HAVE MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR MULTIPLE MAJOR VILLAINS AND SECRET TWISTS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

This has been a huge labor of love, and I am really not expecting anybody but me and maybe one or two others to have any interest in this, so if you have read them all or even half, thank you so much!!! My intimate knowledge of every single 5e subclass finally has a use, yay!!!

If you wanna talk D&D or TGCF ever, feel free to message me. If you have differing ideas of what classes these people would be, I'm happy to talk about that!!!

Also most of all, thank you @liese1015 for inspiring me to get off my ass and participate in the fandom I love for once! 💖

[makedonsgriva]

Love how almost everyone who cares about Xie Lian is appalled by the fact that Hua Cheng obsessed over XL for 800 years and never gave up but XL ignores it all and just loves the freak that HC is like they are both fucking twisted in the head I love that for them

[jungle-fae]

Tgcf book 5 is so funny to me because everyone is like “we have to keep this on the down low, we can’t let the ghosts know there’s a heavenly official infiltrating Mount Tonglu” and then everyone and their mother shows up for one reason or another and everyone is just like “yeah, this is fine”

[csilla-nocturne]

Post canon Xie Lian's Mom comes back idea:

Due to very rare, and super tragic circumstances involving similar manners of death, the woman that Xie Lian's mother reincarnated into at the time reverted to Xie Lian's mom. She's very scared, and confused, but the only thing she can really think about is finding her son. Seeing she's not in her own body she thinks she's possessed some poor unknown woman which answers some questions, but makes everything worse.

It does not help at all that it's been over 1000 years since her actual death at this point, and things have changed enough she has trouble communicating with people and just keeps getting more confused. Eventually some kind people take her to a nearby temple which just happens to be one dedicated to her son and his husband! (Personal Note: I have always headcanoned that Hua Cheng makes all the statues, and paintings for their temples himself so everything is not only super accurate but outstandingly beautiful.) That night when almost everyone else is asleep Xie Lian's mom repeats what she had seen other worshipers doing and prays to hualian for help. She doesn't even get half way through before Xie Lian, and Hua Cheng show up. Cue tearful reunion, because even if she's in a different body Xie Lian knows that she is absolutely his mom. They wait till the morning, and hualian in different forms tell the people who had been helping her that she's a relative they have been looking for, thank them, and take his mom to straight to paradise manor, skipping the city they don't want to risk traumatizing her further. They take some time to explain what's happened, and help her settle in. Hua Cheng who already suspects what has actually happened does some research, while getting to know his mother-in-law. It does not take her long to come to adore to her son-in-law. He's charming, intelligent, likes her cooking, and most importantly it's obvious just how happy he's made her Lianlian!

After a while Hua Cheng confirms this is (what I have decided to call) incarnation resurgence. Speaking to Xie Lian and Yin Yu he honestly thinks whatever happened to current incarnation it's most likely impossible to bring her back, and attempting to do so would only pull up another previous incarnation, and possibly damage her soul. But he admits he's 1: only seen this once before as it's so rare, and 2: Incredibly biased toward keeping Xie Lian's mom around, and letting her live out the rest her life in this mortal body. So he grits his teeth, and suggest just to be certain Xie Lian's mom can stay with no negative consequences that they get Mei Nianqing who may have more experience with this.

Also at some point Feng Xin, and Mu Qing found out, and had to smile, and nod while dying inside as the former queen of Xian Le sang the praises of their friend's husband. (There is also an extra bit of horror when they find out how Xie Lian's parents died, because Xie Lian never told them, and Xie Lian's mom didn't know that.) Anyway Mei Nianqing eventually arrives, and after doing his own spiritual examination of Xie Lian's mom agrees with Hua Cheng that the best thing is to let her stay. And so Xie Lian, and his mom make a big dinner for everyone together, and Xie Lian just gives everyone apologetic looks while Hua Cheng thoroughly enjoys the meal(and everyone else's suffering.) while giving Xie Lian's mom compliments, and offers a few pointers about it.

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Xie Lian, accidentally getting drunk: Fuck, I wanna die!

Mei Nianqing: Your Highness, watch your language!

Xie Lian: Hickity Heck! I crave death!

[magical-characters-tourney]

Magical Boy Tournament: Losers Bracket Round 1

[amezhu]

Heaven Official's Blessing ▪︎ Hurdacı Ölümsüz Ve Kızıl Cübbeli Hayalet hakkındaki halk hikayesi

"Orta dünyada şöyle derler, bir zamanlar hurdacı bir ölümsüz varmış.

Ona Hurdacı ölümsüz deseler de bu ölümsüzün kutsadığı hurda toplayıcılar değildi, ölümlüler diyarının huzuruydu. Çünkü aynı zamanda o en güçlü savaş tanrısıydı.

O'nun yenemeyeceği hiçbir kötülük, öldüremeyeceği hiçbir hayalet yoktur. O, dünyayı yok edecek güce sahip olsa da çiçeğe değer verecek yürekten yoksun değildi.

Ancak bir tanrıya ibadet etmek için birtakım kurallar ve tabular vardır. Eğer biri bu ölümsüze tapılan bir tapınağa uğrarsa asla öylesine gelişigüzel secde edilmemelidir.

Ancak bu hurdacı ölümsüzün özel bir yapısı var ve şanssızlığı çağırır. İnanmıyor musun? Bir zar hazırla, ölümsüzün ilahi heykelinin elini ovalayıp zar at, gel gör ki şansın kesinlikle en kötüsü olacak.

Yani, bu Hurdacı ölümsüzün tozlu beyaz heykeline dua eden bir kişi ne kadar çok dua ederse heykelin o kadar çok kötü şans getirebileceğini söylenir. Suyun bile dişlerin arasına sıkışabileceği noktadan Taocu cübbe giyerken hayaletleri görmeye kadar."

.

"Orta dünyada bir de şundan bahsedilir, öyle bir Kızıl Cübbeli Hayalet Kral varmış ki.

Her ne kadar bu Hayalet Kral'ın insan dışı bir varlık olduğu düşünülse de muazzam sayıda inananlara sahipti. Kendi meskenlerinde Hayalet Kral’ın türbesini gizlice kuranlar sıklıkla bulunur, gündüz ve gece ibadet edip iyi şans için dua ederlerdi.

Bunun nedeni, yalnızca bu Hayalet Kral’ın yenilmez olması değil, görünüşe göre tek bir yenilgiyi bile tatmamıştı ve şansı kıyaslanabilir derecede güçlüydü.

İnanmıyor musun? Zarları atmadan önce onun önünde secdeye kapan. Eğer sana yardım etmeyi isterse o zaman bir sonraki atışınız kesinlikle olağanüstü olacak.

Ancak hayaletler tanrılar gibi değil yani doğal olarak daha fazla tabular var. Hayalet kral çok güçlü olsa da kişiliği tuhaf ve aşırıdır.

Eğer mutluysa sen dua etmesen bile sana yardım edecektir; eğer mutsuzsa sen bin alt��n versen bile geri çevirir; eğer aşırı mutsuzsa kim bilir belki bir gün canını bile alabilir.

Yani aynı mantıkla, saygınızı göstermek en iyisi ama yine de uzak durun."

.

"Ancak eğer insanlar hem bu tanrının hem de bu hayaletin ilahi heykellerine beraber ibadet ederse işte o zaman bir mucize olur.

O Kızıl Cübbeli Hayalet Kral, Hurdacı Ölümsüz'ü saran tüm talihsizlikleri kovacak ve onun gerçek görünüşünü ortaya çıkarmasına izin verecek.

İnsanlar bunu şok edici bir şekilde keşfedecekler, görünüşe göre o Hurdacı ölümsüzün rengi tozlu bir beyaz değil, parıl parıl parlayan altın rengiymiş."

.

"Efsaneler genellikle gerçeklere dayanır. Ancak bu masal muhtemelen çok çok uzun zaman önce belki de sekiz yüz yıl öncesinden başlayarak anlatılması bile gerekebilirdi ve bunu anlatmak çok çok uzun bir hikaye olurdu. İnsanlar dinleme sabrına sahip olmayabilir.

Ancak kesin olan şu ki her ikisinin de en güçlü güçlerini sergilemesine sahip olmak için ikisine birlikte tapınılmalıdır.

Bu şekilde kişi iki kat servet ve iki kat yenilmezlik elde edebilir.

Cennetin kutsamasıyla, hiçbir yol çıkmaz değildir."

"天官赐福 百无禁忌"

[vimai]

Important missions should be handled together! 🐈

[imafraidoftomorrow]

Listen, I know Jun Wu has done horrible, unforgivable things as a result of his bitterness and his anger and his grief and his resentment, and nothing can make up for the suffering and the anguish that he caused so many people, especially our sweet Xie Lian. I know that.

But... I still can't help but wish that someone, anyone, just one single person, had listened to his story and told him,

Hey. I'm really sorry that happened to you. That was a horrible thing to have to go through; no one could have deserved that. You tried your very hardest. You tried everything that you could think of to do. I'm sorry that not a single person appreciated your efforts. I'm sorry that they only used you. I'm sorry that they scorned and ridiculed and renounced you. I'm sorry that everyone left you all alone in the end. The fact that you tried should have counted for something. The fact that you even thought to try should have meant something.

I just think, maybe if someone had told him those words at any point in time, then things might have been different. Maybe he could have changed. Maybe his heart wouldn't have frozen over. Maybe he could have turned himself around.

For as much as he wanted to corrupt Xie Lian and make him his 'successor', I think maybe deep down, a part of him actually just wanted to be vindicated. To have his suffering be understood. And while Xie Lian did not owe him a single ounce of sympathy, if he had shown him even a little bit and said the above, I'm willing to bet the great White Clothed Calamity would have broken down crying.

Xie Lian himself was saved by a single act of compassion, after all.

There's just not enough empathy in stories.

[sweepingboy]

once mei nianqing foretold mu qing that he'll be married to a general and since then kept reminding him that he's nothing but a gold digger and naturally mu qing became determined to prove him wrong only to jolt in realization in feng xin's bed in the middle of the night 800 years later