Ben: To the Minute Mart...and beyond!
Callum: Try not to fall with style!
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oh no! on board of captain kirks ship, matt and alien matt have started to fight about dom in earnest
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Big news, we have a sun baking noodle on our hands
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GET AWAYYYYYYFROM ME GET AWAY I FORGOT HE MADE A VIDEO ON OMEGA MART GET AWAY FROM HER! GET AWWAAY FROM HER!!!!!!!!!
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despite not technically being USAmerican I have a very American complaint to make which is that Japanese snacks never have enough Snack in them
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theyll be damned if both being hugely pregnant is gonna stop em from smoochin’
(Tulip: she/her | Alan: he/him)
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I’ve been feeling extremely tired and run down lately no matter how much sleep I get, and I run out of energy in the middle of the day like someone’s pulled a plug on a bathtub.
“How unfortunate,” I said to myself, “this is just like I used to feel before I started taking multivitamins for the iron supplement. Too bad I’m already—”
Guess who hasn’t been taking their multivitamins
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