i continue to draw petty comics whenever ppl on reddit have shitty momoi takes
(original joke from here)
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I had a silly little KNB idea based on the "of course" trend going around on Tik Tok
Kuroko: we're the Teiko basketball team. Of course we shoot laser beams out of our hands when we're playing basketball. You thought that was special effects?
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Kise: we're the Teiko basketball team. Of course everyone has a gimmick like we're members of an early 2000s boy band. I'm the good-looking one, by the way.
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Midorima: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course everyone has insufferable personalities that make us incapable of befriending anyone who's not part of the club.
Aomine in the distance: speak for yourself, loser!
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Aomine: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have inhuman strength and abilities that surpass NBA players despite all of us being between the ages of 13 and 16.
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Momoi: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have data on every basketball player in the district down to their blood type and social security number. Doesn't everybody?
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Murasakibara: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we... what was my line?
Kise, out of frame: Not again!
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Akashi: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have cheesy nicknames for every one of our abilities. We're middle schoolers, what did you expect?
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Haizaki: this trend is stupid, I'm not doing it.
Nijimura, appearing behind Haizaki and gripping his shoulder: wanna repeat what you just said???
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Nijimura, holding a beat-up and barely conscious Haizaki: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course as a senior I have to play the role of a single parent and make sure these brats behave.
Akashi, out of frame: Nijimura-san, I think Haizaki stopped breathing.
Nijimura, unfazed: he'll be alright.
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I love thinking about the miracles casually mentioning the wild shit that happened during middle school in front of their high school teams.
Kise : Oh this remind me of the time when we got involved with jewelry store thieves during a festival. Momoi accidentally took possession of their loot.
Kaijo : Excuse me, what ??
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Murasakibara : I love this flavor of maiubo, Mido-chin once stopped a robber on a scooter by throwing the exact same box at him.
Yosen : A driving scooter ?? From afar ?? Ha ha you must be joking, this level of accuracy and strength isn't possible-
Murasakibara : Yeah he ruined my maiubo...
Yosen : THAT'S NOT THE ISSUES HERE WTF
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Kuroko : A couple contest ? This brings back memory, we once participate in a couple contest with my friends from Teiko.
Seirin : You mean the miracles ? As couples ?
Kuroko : Yes, i was paired with Akashi-kun as the wolf and red ridding hood
Seirin : Haha, Akashi as the wolf i can imagine that.
Kuroko : No i was the wolf. Half of them had to cross-dress.
Seirin : Wait seriously, do you have pictures ?? Hey don't disappear finish the story first !!
Kuroko will not finish the story, he will keep the mystery going for as long as he can.
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Aomine : Don't be crybaby you can play with a sprained wrist, Haizaki did it all the time after Nijimura beat the shit out of him.
Too : Come again ??
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Momoi : Akashi has been spotted saving a baby's life by catching them with lightning fast reflexes before his stroller collide with a truck once.
Too : I refuse to believe that
Momoi : Are you saying MY informations and data gathering are incorrect ? :)
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Akashi and Midorima probably have the craziest stories and they'll be unnecessarily vague about it.
Murasakibara casually dropping Teiko lore to his teammates happens a lot in this Drama audio (He mostly talked about Akashi, because of course he would) and this is honestly once of the funniest one.
I should probably make a separate post about it because it truly is a masterpiece and it 100% deserves it
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