AUSTIN (as UNO RISCANO): Ooh. You’re a big’un, huh? Just stand up against the board, and I promise I won’t hit anything vital.
DRE (as CHINE): I don’t need to like, crouch or anything?
AUSTIN (as UNO): No, I want you to stand up just as tall and as—really show off how big you are.
DRE (as CHINE): Okay.
DRE: I have my arms out spread eagle, but I’m also giving two thumbs up.
AUSTIN (as UNO): Alright. Now, you’ll see, crowd gathered here, this—you’re from Blackwick?
DRE (as CHINE): Yep.
AUSTIN (as UNO): Favored child of Blackwick. Look at how they grow ‘em here in Blackwick. God damn. And you’ll see, even with a target as wide as this, these knives will fly true, and I won’t hit even a single piece of flesh. Unless you’d like me to. That’s not—ha ha ha.
[SYLVI AND KEITH LAUGH]
AUSTIN: Grabs the knife, flips it up in the air, grabs it again. I’m gonna say these are, again, these are those same type of, like, the sticking knives that Uno had before. Maybe he stole a bunch of other ones on the way out. But I just love that as a visual cue for him. Grabs them, flips it up, holds it by the blade, throws it. Thwunk. Right next to your head, Chine. Everyone ‘clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.’
AUSTIN (as UNO): Everyone, save your applause. I have at least five more, maybe six.
AUSTIN: Goes over and picks up another one.
AUSTIN (as UNO): Where should I throw this one, folks?
AUSTIN (as CROWDSPERSON): Between his legs!
DRE (as CHINE): I need a haircut.
AUSTIN (as UNO): Oh, there we go. Absolutely. I’ll give you a little trim there.
AUSTIN: Flips it up, throws it. Boom. Right above your head, a piece of hair floats down in front of your face.
KEITH (as CROWDSPERSON): Wow, he’s good!
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What changes is the Wolf Full Moon (the moon after Yule) bringing into your life? PAC
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To those who have been waiting for this, it’s finally here!!! I was supposed to do a Yule reading but a ton of things got in the way so I settled for this! :))
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Take a deep breath and choose the image or number that calls to you the most. Use your intuition or ask the help of your guides/universe to help you pick your pile. Please note that if this doesn’t resonate, then this reading is probably not for you so don’t feel bad! 😊
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Pile 1 🍃
A lot of passion will be coming your way! I see you working hard and dedicated to a dream of yours! For some of you, this could be a wish fulfillment that you’ve been working hard for. Manifestations are now rushing in faster than before! For others of you I sense something related to love. Possibly a potential romantic connection is in the air. Whatever this is, it’s bring you a breath of fresh air! I see you being seeing things in a new perspective. I’m also hearing new beginnings and the numbers 0 & 1. This could signify a brand new start of something or just like I said, new beginnings!! So happy for you pile 1 ^^
Pile 2 🌌
Healing or resting from something is what I’m seeing for you. Maybe you have healed from something in the recent past and your now resting or you could have dealt with something painful and now you’re backing away from it and just taking some time for yourself. I hear that this could be a burnout for some of you. Doing this is helping you regain back your power. I see a lot of people pointing their fingers towards you, trying to bring you down :(( but this time around, you’re more determined than ever to face the challenges ahead!! I see you standing more in your power and rising above these hurdles. Walking away from something is bring you more peace and some of you may be receiving an offer or a wish coming through that your guides are rewarding you for standing up for yourself! :)) Hang tight my sensitive souls!
Pile 3 ☕️
You may recently have been or may be at crossroads. Regardless, life moves on and so you move forward, too, towards being financially stable. Your hard work is brining in opportunities. I see you being more focused on your career and finances. You have an idea or plan and you are determined to push forward even if it’s going to take quite some time. This is bringing more balance in your life and yes, more abundance soon! You are leaving something behind for others of you here. You’re looking towards a bright horizon, uncharted waters but I see you definitely being excited taking on this path!
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229: Being able to live with yourself is a grandiose act of rebellion.
Image description: a three panel comic with polaroid frames. The panel shows the slope of mossy mountains disappearing in fog. the text on the panel reads: “They don’t understand. They don’t understand how you can hate yourself so much and love yourself so much at the same time. Like a flood that erodes stone. Like a gash misses the knife that caused it.” Text underneath reads: “J. krupitza / inspired by asofterworld.com” end Image description
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✨A gentle lamb bleats in a single call, sweetly, meekly. The wind carries its voice through the fluttering of leaves and over mountain tops, across meadows where baby deer dwell under the shadow of their mothers.
Precious lambs you are, Sweet whispers...✨
[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Two beautiful dark skinned sisters who are twins are seen looking softly at the viewer, resting in a meadow like area. They are wearing long white dresses. with short puffy sleeves on their shoulders. One sister relaxes her head on her sister's lap while the other supports her sisters head. A little baby lamb also lay beside the twins, one ear up while the other ear is down. The lamb's white wool almost blends into the white dress's the sisters are wearing. In the background,the sky is a soft shade of baby blue, no clouds are visible. And there is a mountain in the background that stretches to both sides of the picture and a few trees at a distance.]
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