#My Splatoon Story

[reimidy]

[t4twailingstar]

this was funnier in my head 😭😭 (original image under the cut)

[fivedayriot]

Some Alterna volleyball

[octolingrendezvous]

there are no strings on me

[starrysharks]

splatoon twt just dropped this what the fuck?!?!!?!!!!!

[bixels]

Splatoon 3: Side Order is good, but not great. I still highly recommend it, but if you care about the story, you're going to be disappointed. Quick review: spoilers ahead.

Side Order was the devs experimenting with Splatoon's gameplay loop. The campaign is a rogue-like, and it works amazingly well. Super fun, super challenging, building my deck and fighting through challenges with the stakes of resetting really scratched an itch in my brain. They did a great job with it.

Unfortunately, I feel like priority went to game design rather than story. Much of the mysterious artwork we saw in the first teaser trailer was completely unused; turns out, all of that was just concept art that never made it into the final product. Side Order failed to make me care about what was happening. I don't know why the protagonist had to be Agent 8; it could've been anyone else and the story would've worked the same.

Octo Expansion was the absolute peak of meshing story and gameplay. The campaign's hook is insanely strong; we immediately empathize with Agent 8 because we know from previous lore that octolings like her have been trapped underground for all their lives. We care about her fight to the surface because it's a fundamentally ideological fight for freedom. The plot stuff about Tartar and the Thangs is just nice set dressing; 8's fight for freedom is the real story.

There's none of that in Side Order. I don't particularly care about Marina's metaverse, even if it's tied to Octo Expansion's story. I don't know why Acht is there other than backstory stuff. It really feels like 8 is just told to do something and she does it because she's the protagonist; she has zero personal stakes or motivations in the conflict. This is a story blunder the devs did in Splatoon 3's default campaign––forgetting to give the protagonist a personal reason to fight––that I hoped would be fixed here, but alas.

What makes it worse is that the gameplay and story progression are completely out of sync. I beat the entire game on my third run in 4 hours. With each run, you get up to two keys to potentially unlock bits of story. That means you'll get about one piece of the story every two runs. There are twelve pieces of the story; I got the first and then beat the whole damn game. Now I have to go back and grind to see the remaining story when I've already beaten the final boss and resolved the conflict. I missed the entire story because I never had to reset because I blazed through the gameplay! It's just a real shame that I experienced everything without knowing... why it's happening. The final boss had me asking myself what the hell is going on because I don't know the backstory at all.

Again, I still really recommend. The devs did a great job, but Side Order remains in the shadow of Octo Expansion's incredible success. Like the default singleplayer campaign, there's just a lot of lost story potential here that, while not necessary, would have really elevated this DLC into something amazing.

[calista-222]

ok brb gonna play Splatoon 1's story mode for the first time <- has the game but barely played it

[shining-latios]

I love you too

[yasmeensh]

Wooden sword ✨ Third thumbnail coloured... Should make some more soon. It was fun working on these Zelda 1 sketches :)

[fadedstarpng]

autistic people when there's collectable things with tv shows with multiple generations of them:

[opal-owl-flight]

"GET OUT THERE AND TAKE THE FLYFISHES DOWN!!!"

Ever had such terrible teammates in Salmon run that you got fucking demoted

[coern-art-very-cool-and-nice]

try again?

[fernshawart]

Guys i swear i know how to do art

[sukeart]

abyss boy!!!!!!!!!!!

[possiblycringe]

Everybody wants to see you fall in love!

[suspicious-scarecrow]

Hellooooo

sgt frog characters as inklings/octolings, I have a whole story made up in my mind they have lore and stuff (especially Dororo)