#My Sugar

[satorudoll]

MY SMOLL BABY BEAR, MY SMOLL POOKIE, MY SWEETS, MY SMOOL SMOLL BABY, APPLE OF MY EYE FR, UR MY BABYYY, U R MY BABY AND ILYSMMM

[furryrainbowscreature]

okok to avoid you getting caught on tumblr too, here’s something i like to call

emmy’s guide to not getting caught: how to sneak onto socials without your strict parents noticing

rule 1: never, and i mean NEVER download the apps for anything. safari is your best friend, and if no tienes un iphone google is your best friend. downloading the apps makes it easier to find.

rule 2: always have another (parent appropriate) screen open and ready to be pulled up. this way you can swipe out of your app and into whatever thing they wouldn’t kill you for being on. (also - if you have an ipad like me, don’t use the home button when changing apps. learn to swipe out of apps instead, it’s less suspicious)

rule 3: try not to tell everyone. you can tell your friends, but keep written records (messages) to a minimum, especially if they go through your phone. don’t tell any family (cousins, siblings) either. don’t tell anyone you think could snitch.

those are just what i go by in order to keep my ass from getting caught on tumblr and discord, hope it helps you too hannie baby <3

OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT UR A LIVESAVER BBG

😭Tysm sugar this is saving my ass, I’ve been doing against like both of these

What would I do without u:3

[awkwardlyaaron]

I left all my baking supplies in my van and my van at the auto shop

FUCK

[opiumvampire]

fuck w me

[crabussy]

hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?

[myclericalromance]

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

[radi0activelob1ani]

5000 years ago.

[bahrlee]

Eggman: I need you to collect the chaos emeralds so I can put them into the eclipse canon and threaten to blow up the world!

Rouge and Shadow:

[aerequets]

i finally have enough time to properly draw again, so i'm treating myself to a PTA Mom VS. Twilight Saga. listen all i want is a silly little post reveal story with silly little shenanigans and extreme pettiness + perfectionism from twilight in the most trivial of matters. is that too much to ask?

i am going to tag this under 'spy x pta' LMAO

(for those who don't know, PTA stands for Parent Teacher Association. commonly in elementary schools, parents in the PTA are often stereotyped as overbearing, overly competitive, and petty)

[black-salt-cage]

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

I am incredibly serious right now when I beg you all, please, and if you have Twitter or Tiktok or whatever to please spread the word: click on an author's profile on Ao3.

You want to know if an author has written more? Want to know if they're still writing? Want to see more from them? Want to know if they've written a trope or kink or sex scenario you enjoy?

Click on their name. And look at their profile.

I cannot tell you how many times in the last six months someone has read a new or newer fic of mine and said they (a new reader who has read nothing else I've done) "can't wait to see what you do next!" I've written 50+ fics and over a million words already.

"I don't know if you're still writing..." click on my profile. I am. I literally wrote a 128k+ fic for that ship last month.

"Would you ever do X?" "Please do Y!" I already did. Click on my name and look at my works.

Archive of our Own is a library. It's an archive. Not social media. It is your responsibility to fight back against the laziness that corporate algorithms have trained into you.

Click my author name. Just click it. Just click it.

Before you demand more, or ask if a writer will do XYZ, or wonder if the author still writing, or anything - click on their profile. Click on the author's profile.

I'm not trying to be mean or condescending or anything like that. I'm just exhausted. It's disheartening and frustrating to repeat myself ad nauseam, because someone couldn't take thirty seconds to do the tiniest bit of work to see if I've written lately, if I've written more for their ship, or scan my works to see if I've written what they're asking for. Please. Please. I'm begging.

Click the author's name, and explore before you ask.

[blairamok]

sugar, i’ve developed a taste for you

reference

[skipppppy]

Oh fuck I uh I just realised that Everything Stays now also gets to be about Simon. He’s changed so much but he’s also exactly the same. The world he lives in is different, alien, isolating. He was a normal man, then he spent some 1000 years in a dreamlike state, and now he’s normal again but everything is different. He carries that trauma in everything he does even though he’s “better now.” He was waiting in the garden so long for someone to turn him around but the underside is lighter. Only he seems to notice that he’s faded. Ever so slightly. Daily and nightly. In little ways

[not-kat]

here's one more steven universe throwback

[foldingfittedsheets]

I think it was about a month into dating my betrothed that I first turned to them and said, “You smell hungry, want to get some lunch?”

“I what? I smell hungry?”

“Yeah, like, the empty smell. Aren’t you hungry?”

They were, but it was hard for them to accept smelling a state of being. After a few weeks of me pointing it out right before they realized it themself though they asked, “What does hunger smell like?”

“Bad.”

“That’s not helpful.”

“It’s like… an emptiness that goes past the mouth? Bad breath is more upfront but hunger is like you’re smelling stomach acid, it’s all the way from an empty belly.”

They started smelling my mouth in exaggerated silly fashion but eventually they did start to recognize it.

They’re now very smug when they get to use the skill back at me and inform me that I’m hungry.

[honehonn3honey]

Birthday boy 🎂