#My husband btw

[lovedeathalice]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

Morning, noon, and night, he can pump me full and turn me into his own personal Supe making factory

[captainritsuu]

"eww why do you pick sam in stardew valley as your marriage candidate hes awful-" SHUT UP BE QUIET I WILL END YOU

[iloveacronix]

Overtrauma duo before I go hangout w my friends at the mall. Also I know that I mispelt 'you're' SO LEAVE ME ALONE EBDOWHF

This is my duo. I MADE IT. ME. ME AND ONLY ME. Nyway mmm Lloyd giving Cyrus a sword so he can try to protect himself from threats in case the ninja are too late. Also thank you for 100 followers ik that for some its not a big deal but it is for me, thank you <3

[valyrra]

"We need proof that you'll deliver."

[mandywandywoowah]

FORGOT TO POST THIS HERE HELP HELLO

[straybeasty]

hehe

[gravecats]

Just uh, just mmm just some Julians… 😍

[pridebicons]

bi garrus pride icons

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[ask-court-genshin]

Lawrence: I had a wonderful time with you yesterday. I've not much to offer but this bouquet. I... I hope it's to your liking.

Lawrence: Chloris said she saw you peeking at the patch of violet tulips a-and...

Lawrence: Talking to you now, I-I've only just remembered that giving flowers is a sign of courtship...

Lawrence: !!!

Lawrence: ... I don't think I've ever seen you beam like that! Won't you hold that pose?

Lawrence: Your smile... It's gorgeous.

Lawrence: Ngh— Please excuse me, I've said something out of line. I'll... head back to my p-post. I-I'm truly sorry!

@i23kazu

[ato-dato]

One mans barber can be another mans nemesis.

[beeabart]

i'm so sane about them

[wizard0rbs]

when the academic article is so good it has you giggling and kicking your feet

[hansoeii]

stuck in the rain.

[wombywoo]

"smile!" 📸

[jeliwyre]

i slithered here from eden, just to hide outside your door

[idliketobeatree]

i'll give you a boop, anywhere you wanna go.