#NCT AS THINGS

[mint-yooxgi]

NCT in an ESL Class

So my bestie @studykorean101 and I were talking the other day about what the entirety of NCT would be like in an English class where you’re the teacher. Let me tell you right now there would be so much chaos lmaoo. So, without further ado, here are the NCT members and how we think they would be in your ESL class! (This excludes the English speaking members for the most part lol)

Is a good student: Doyoung, Kun, Winwin, Jungwoo, Taeil

Is a good student but doesn't always show it: Taeyong, Sungchan

Has a puppy dog crush on you: Chenle, Haechan

Shamelessly flirts with you the whole time cause their grades ain't gonna make up for it: Yuta, Jeno

"YAAA!!! That's my nOona!!": Haechan

Forgets everything as soon as they step outside the class: Renjun, Lucas, Jisung

Only speaks Chinese because the rules were "No Korean": Lucas, Hendery, YangYang, Xiaojun

Sits in the back of the class to watch the chaos unfold: Ten

Definitely there to unfold chaos: Jaemin, Lucas, Haechan

Smiles to cover up the fact that they don't understand what the hell is going on: Shotaro, Renjun, Chenle, Lucas, Jungwoo, Jaemin

Peaks in every now and then because the ESL teacher is kinda hot: Johnny

Too busy doing 8 jobs at once: Mark

Doesn't even realize there's a class going on: Jaehyun, Lucas (but Lucas is IN the class)

"I'm exhausted.": Doyoung (and the rest of NCT)

Haechan: Haechan

[ceruleanskies]

nct and wayv as things i overheard at my old school pt.2

chenle: stardew valley is so much easier to play in my dad's tesla

ten: don't get it mixed up. i'm not popular, i'm just a slut

doyoung: on god some of these kpoppies deserve a foot up the ass

renjun: i'm a first-class immigrant.

yuta: [in response to a text that said 'i have diarrhoea'] oh. well good luck with your booty juice

johnny: you touched my john's apple (adam's apple)

jaemin: it's as smooth as a cucumber

jeno: just be like 'hey, your face is cute. can i suck your dick?'

taeyong: don't punch walls, punch white boys.

kun: 80% of my holes are blocked

yangyang: they're like jesus in a shoe. (discussing a pair of jordans')

lucas: she looks so soft not to be a whore but uwu sit on my face please

hendery: dixie must be short for something... like dixticles

haechan: if i get lower than an A in my english exam i will shit in my teacher's mouth.

xiaojun: furry airpods are the way forward

mark: i am a big bottom *falls down the stairs*

jisung: (got compared to judge rinder, a trashy reality tv host in the UK) if you think i look like that egg mcmuffin, you're sorely mistaken

taeil: the headmistress popped the cherry of a chilli plant in the first assembly she ever hosted. if that's not a dramatic entrance, i don't know what is.

jungwoo: *refusing to do an organic chemistry experiment* the quick-fit apparatus failed the vibe check. i will not be touching it with a foot-long pole.

jaehyun: *following a drug scandal at the school* i could take the caretaker's crack cocaine and still find [my ex] unattractive.

winwin: why's it called salmonella if you get it from uncooked chicken? it should be called chickenella instead.

[moonbeamsung]

NCT as things i’ve said/heard people say

(with occasional context because it’s more entertaining that way) (maybe)

this could either be really funny or it could be the dumbest thing i’ve ever posted. choose your own adventure

Taeil: “I’m fun-sized.”

Johnny: “Oh my god, your eyeliner is so sharp. Your wink could literally stab me.”

Taeyong: (to a little kid:) “So, what’s your name?” “...” “Okay, good talk.”

Yuta: “I mean, it’s serious, but it’s not 64pt font serious.”

Kun: “How are you hungry? You just had Jimmy John’s!”

Doyoung: “I’m ready to sit down and decompose.”

Ten: “So, what if I had, like, a spicy opinion?”

Jaehyun: “Imagine having your most embarrassing moment forever televised.” (the irony of this one lmao. someone get the man some milk smh)

Winwin: “I left this up on the board just to scare the freshmen.”

Jungwoo: (instead of swearing:) “What the funkiness?”

Lucas: (while hanging out at their gf’s house:) “One second, babe, lemme catch this Pokémon real quick.”

Mark: “The man can speak 6 languages, and I can barely speak ENGLISH.”

Xiaojun: (dramatically:) “Only theatre kids understand.”

Hendery: “I honestly wanted to get third place because I hate making decisions.”

Renjun: “I’d like to apologize.” (“Why?”) “I’m pretty sure I threatened to hit you with a chair in 7th grade.”

Jeno: “Oh, right, Canada. They speak the same sandwich.” “...” “WAIT NO—”

Haechan: (“Did you cut your hair?”) “No, I just dyed a foot of it invisible.”

Jaemin: “I type in a SINGLE ‘j’ and ‘Jeno’ comes up. How much does my phone love Jeno? I mean, me too, but—”

Yangyang: (after dying in among us, to the impostor:) “I hope both sides of your pillow are always warm.”

Shotaro: “Do you like my socks? They have monkeys and bananas on them :)”

Sungchan: “I’m not short! I’m 6 foot!”

Chenle: (when asked what birds are doing to stay in the air as they fly:) “They’re just VIBING.”

Jisung: (in math class:) “Can I charge my Nintendo Switch?”

special thanks to @astroboy-lele for helping me match these up to the members & also for saying a few of them. i hope this could maybe make you laugh & thanks for reading!

[retroncts]

7/16/87

[11:40 PM] you stood outside the house hesitant to go inside to see him but you did sneak out and put on your best clothes all to prove to a girl at school that you where not a afraid to ask him out and thats what you where going to do. you walked in with confidence as everyone turned to look your way you just smiled. then you found Johnny you froze as you saw him standing with friends and girls but that wouldn't stop you maybe change your plan but thats ok. it didn't take you you long to find his friend jaehyun and start  flirtatous conversation you looked ay Johnny every so often to see if he was bothered by your actions and your plan was working. after an hour johnny pulled you aside with a mad look on his face. “so you like jaehyun?” he asked. you laughed. “nope I was just talking to him thats all” you reassured. “then why where you getting so touchy with him?”he questioned. “oh that yeah that was to get your attention.” you answered. “but why? you could've just hung out with my friends and.” johnny acknowledged. “couple of popular kids no way plus I have something to tell you I thought should stay private.”you began. You couldn't seem to get the words out though so you grabbed his shirt collar and kissed him but not long enough for a response you pulled away. “I gotta go my parents will kill me if they found out I just left but I will see you at school!” you beamed before running off. johnny called after you but you hadn't even turned your head  so you left him standing there shocked but excited to see you again.

[johnnyseosabs]

NCT 127 as Naruto Characters

because I love Naruto and I also love NCT with my whole being 

Taeil as Shikamaru

quiet and reserved on the outside, actual genius on the inside

loyal 

underrated like give the guy more credit 

sick of naruto’s/haechan’s shit but secretly loves him to death 

Johnny as Kakashi

just wants the best for everyone

the duality... positive when he wants to be and intimidating when he wants to be 

has faith in people even if they try to kill him

more than meets the eye

takes care of his children that aren’t his children

Taeyong as Itachi 

SO MISUNDERSTOOD  

talented af 

just wants to protect those he loves 

suffers so much on his own silently (ugh I just want to give both of them a big hug)

deserves the whole world and more 

too good for this world 

a legend 

Yuta as Kushina

goes to a foreign land and works their ass off

give them more credit they've suffered so much t-t

cheerful but will sass you if they feel like it 

iconic red hair ill never get over 

actually more talented than people give them credit for

a lil chaotic but it’s ok it’s adorable 

whipped for minato/mark 

and if you’re feeling a lil ~chaotic~: 

Doyoung as Neji

deserves better

will not hesitate to call u out for ur shit 

so powerful and could do so much more (so much wasted potential bro give Doyoung a solo) 

even though he’s judging u he will protect u with his whole being 

cold af but he loves u dw 

Jaehyun as Sasuke

aNGSTY

all the girls swoon over them lmao me included

will try to kill u then love u to pieces right after

confident kings but not the type that’s conceited like Naruto 

ace -- good at everything they do 

lowkey kinda soft o-o

Jungwoo as Rock Lee

bowl cut kings

crackheads 24/7 but even more crackhead when drunk

actually more powerful than people give them credit for 

smiley like srsly you can’t hate them

the character development and personal growth in them!!!  

meme

Mark as Minato

powerful. so powerful. 

child prodigy (minato graduated konoha academy with the highest scores in history and mark always got the hardest worker trainee award)

can’t control Naruto/Haechan but loves them nonetheless 

pretty darn cool 

purest soul 

everyone loves them 

another legend 

Haechan as Naruto 

hyper as hell 

there’s more to them than just their crackhead personalities 

confident in their looks 

hard worker thats overworked but they’re okay with it 

cares deeply for everyone and has such a kind heart  

[cherry-ber]

𝓓𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓙𝓸𝓱𝓷𝓷𝔂 ♡

He picks you up just as soon as the clock marks 7:00

(he probably waited outside some time but he didn't want to rush you)

His hands are shaking as he's driving and you make a joke about being worried of crashing

He doesn't laugh at first but then he glances at you and loses it as he sees you're worried you offended him

He *forgot* to make a reservation but he's charming and he gets a great table anyway

You end up tipsy and he takes you home, and you ask him to stay the night

He agrees thinking of cuddling but you pass out as he takes you to the bed

He sleeps next to you and you wake up to the feeling of him breathing in your neck and holding your waist

[yunhogf]

nct dream boom dance practice but miniskirt by aoa is playing

[leaving-fragments]

NCT as bread

Taeil: brezel

Johnny: banana bread

Taeyong: butter naan

Yuta: corn bread

Kun: brown bread

Doyoung: focaccia

Ten: brioche

Jaehyun: white bread

Winwin: pita

Jungwoo: wholemeal bread

Lucas: toast

Mark: bagel

Xiaojun: ciabatta

Hendery: tortilla

Renjun: sourdough bread

Jeno: bread roll

Haechan: papadum

Jaemin: scone

Yangyang: schwarzbrot

Chenle: egg bread

Jisung: baguette

[talkingtopaige]

[hotsaucenct]

hello

[sugaluvb0t]

Nct Dream as things my gc say/do

Renjun: *calls everyone in the middle of the night* do you guys think I’d look okay bald?

Jeno: *goes on ft to do asmr for 12 minutes straight* how long are you guys gonna let this go on for?

Haechan: I swear sometimes I hear Dean singing in the corner of my room at night

Jaemin: I want Jeno to hold my hand when I poop

Chenle: Sorry my AirPods are in *takes one out* sorry now I don’t understand you cause I don’t speak broke

Jisung: y’all keep spitting on me and calling me baby and for what? It’s not my fault you guys are fossils

[sooibian]

NCT as characters from The Office

Taeil as Creed

JOHNNY AS JIM

Taeyong as Darryl

Yuta as Ryan

Doyoung as Dwight

Jaehyun as Pam

Jungwoo as Holly

Mark as Erin

Renjun as Angela

Jeno as David

Haechan as Michael

Jaemin as Karen

Chenle as Andy

Jisung as Toby

But, JOHNNY AS JIM

[ceruleanskies]

nct 2020 as indian snacks/foods

(featuring pictures for the non-desis/ people who call them different things) also please appreciate this i spent an embarrassing amount of time on it 

taeil: kulfi

johnny: bhajiyas (pakoras)

taeyong: gulab jamun

yuta: chili paneer

kun: samosa

doyoung: dahi puri

ten: barfi

jaehyun: dhokla

winwin: dahi vada

jungwoo: chakli (that’s what my nanima calls them, i think they’re also called murukku)

lucas: jalebi

mark: vada pav

xiaojun: ghatiya

hendery: sev puri

renjun: falooda

jeno: papdi chaat

haechan: lassi (specifically mango lassi) 

jaemin: pav bhaji

yangyang: kachori

shotaro: ladoo

sungchan: paani puri (or gol gappe)

chenle: gobi manchurian

jisung: farfar (i have no idea what it’s called in english. you get them at weddings and stuff lmao)

[what-if-nct]

NCT 127 as EMO/SCENE kids

Taeil: Indie scene, listens to Never Shout Never, Say We Can Fly, and The Ready Set. Hair is shaggy grown out over his eyes unstyled. Wears flannel shirts, skinny jeans, peace signs everywhere and either barefoot or wears vans. and Loiters at the mall with friends every Saturday 

Johnny: XxXJOhNnYxRaWrXxX but as a mature emo adult he’s Johnny Horror he mainly listens to MCR, Mayday Parade, All Time Low and We The Kings. You can barely see his eyes, emo stoner skater all in one. Loiters in parking lots skateboarding and drinks twelve cans of monster a day

Taeyong:  MCR is his fave band, still cries over them breaking up but also likes Pierce The Veil, Sleeping With Sirens and Black Veil Brides. has snake bites and the perfect hair. Sits like L from death note. Sweet tiny emo bf. Holds free hug signs and runs away cutely after each hug. 

Yuta: He’s almost bridging goth with a modern vampire aesthetic. Tons of eyeliner and has piercings everywhere.  Listens to Bring Me The Horizon, Escape The Fate,  and Motionless In White. will bite your neck and start sucking on it then yell with a huge smile‘Your a vampire now’ and run away. You can here his silver chains on his tripp nyc pants clash when he’s about to fight someone who calls  him a freak. 

Doyoung: Pop punk AF, Boys like Girls,Metrostation, Mayday Parade, and The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus are the main kind of bands he listens to. Hair on the shorter side but still has bangs that cover his eye. Is the one joining Yuta in fighting the person who called them a freak. Always In his bedroom writing and playing guitar as well as uploading covers of Mayday Parade songs to youtube. 

Jaehyun: Johnny’s best friend who sits on the curb of a the movie theater while drinking a can of peace tea as he pretends he can see Johnny skateboard behind his bangs. Listens to Paramore, The Acadamy is..., and Hawthorne Heights. the sleeves of his black zip hoodie hangs over his hand but is still just as tight as his hottopic jeans. He also works at Hottopic and wears a ton of rubber bracelets. 

Jungwoo: Meows and wears cat ears and tails. Randomly smacks his friends ass and kisses them. Jeffree Star and Millionaires, are his role models. Pink hair, his pics are used to catfish, myspace famous. Humps friends when he hugs them and post pics of him kissing his guy friends all the time.  

Mark: An unholy mix of crunkcore and bro core, Brokencyde, Atilla, Dot Dot Curve. Neon sleeveless zip hoodies and snapbacks, major justin beiber turn scene hair. “I totally smoke weed. Get crunk!!’ but has never touched weed in his life but sees Seven from Brokencyde as a role model. 

*im leaving Haechan out cause  im just going up to 99′* 

[dreamyyang]

NCT as things I’ve said

Taeyong: Guys be serious, we need to work together as a team. We’re all somewhat smart and I believe that if we put our minds together we can leave this escape room in record time. Now, *slides across the floor while trying to open a locked box* DIE YOU FUCKING LOCK, DIE!

Taeil: I just hit the most perfect high note ever. Ariana Grande? Dead in a ditch. Byun Baekhyun? I’m still his bitch.

Johnny: I just spilt my Oreo milkshake on my shirt but I still look better than every single person in this restaurant.

Yuta: My life is a fucking mess but I still have the best hair, you peasants can’t relate.

Kun: The only thing lower than my grades are the expectations I have of my children.

Doyoung: *wiping iced tea off his phone* THIS IS WHY I CAN’T TAKE YOU KIDS ANYWHERE!

Ten: I am the biggest hoe here. I have about a billion husbands and wives. I’ve been marrying people since the day I was born. I GOT ENGAGED AS A FOETUS AND THE UMBILICAL CORD WAS THE RING BITCH.

Jaehyun: My skin is too clear for all the bullshit going on in this class.

WinWin: My mom told me that I looked cute today, I am so offended. I LOOK CUTE EVERY FUCKING DAY!

Jungwoo: Actually I did talk to you. A lot. Most of it was just mumbled really quietly under my breath because I’m really awkward.

Lucas: While everyone was on the boat, taking notes for the test, I was at the waiting area creating this new dance move called the Wiggle Justice Floss.

Mark: Just because I’m awkward as hell doesn’t mean I won’t destroy you on the dance floor. *Wiggle-Justice-Flosses away* SEE YA LATER, HATERS!

Xiaojun: You may be as fine as wine, but I’m like gay wine. I’m fucking divine. *sips blue Gatorade from a wine glass*

Hendery: I drank vodka thinking it was apple flavoured water. It felt like deepthroating seven pepper covered dicks. -0.000013/10, would not recommend doing it. Especially not in front of your tutor.

Renjun: My schoolwork is piling up, I’m completely lost in class and I haven’t slept properly in days. But will that stop me from watching Bob Ross on crack at 3 in the morning? No.

Jeno: Screw all of you, my puns are legendary. It’s not my fault you uncultured swines can’t appreciate talent.

Haechan: *on Christmas* Guess what your presents are? My presence.

Jaemin: All therapists do is lie. Mine said that Jeno wearing leather can’t hurt me. If so, THEN WHY AM I PSYCHOLOGICALLY DAMAGED, MOTHER?

Yangyang: Don’t ever trust me if I’m speaking to you in a foreign language. I may have told you that what I’m saying is a French romance poem but really I’m probably just calling you an idiot sandwich.

Chenle: *pays a 500 for a box of cookies that costs 80 bucks* I’m so rich it’s embarrassing. *fans himself with money*

Jisung: I’m the youngest but I have to take care of you guys. Shame on all of you, what would the flying chickens say if they knew huh? YOU ARE ALL DISAPPOINTMENTS TO THE FLYING CHICKENS!

[koalataeil]

NCT as The Outsiders

Lucas as Dally

very cocky

very flirty

always ready to fight

just a tough boi

soft spot for ponyboy and johnny

especially johnny

Mark as Ponyboy Curtis

lacks common sense (at least a little)

but still smart

likes writing [songs]

babied by the rest of the group

but still wants to fight

he’s still a greaser

and don’t you fcking forget it

Jungwoo as Johnny

sensitive

shows a lot of emotion

not really scared to show his emotions

spends as much time with the others as possible

everyone cares so much about him

just a bby

dearly loves dally

Johnny as Sodapop Curtis

super popular

and well loved

just gets along with everyone

everyone has a crush on him

perfect boyfriend material

fun uncle/chill dad to the group tbh

Taeyong as Darry

oof-

so muscular

overworked beyond belief

intelligent

mom of the whole group

wants a better life for ponyboy

gives his whole future up to take care of the group

Doyoung as Steve

steve is a side character i don’t really remember much of

best friends with sodapop

tough

cocky

intelligent

not a huge fan of ponyboy

Taeil as Two-Bit

a dork

loves mickey (mouse) *cue nct life cheerleader montage*

loves to start shit

literally still making jokes as he’s being beaten up

aka a smartass

last words would be a dad joke

gets along with most people