#NOT SPIDERSTRANGE

[starkstrangesorcerer]

alpha!Stephen, omega!Tony and their son, Peter, spending time on their ranch together out in Nebraska ______________________ _______________________

Stephen had his hand resting on the fence as he watched Peter chase after the horses. Tony, the ever-present omega, leaned against Stephen’s side, watching their son with a soft smile.

“It’s peaceful here,” Tony murmured, the sun setting behind the barn, casting a golden glow.

Stephen grinned, kissing the top of Tony’s head. “Best place to be.”

Peter ran back, his cheeks flushed with excitement. “Look, Dad! I can ride without holding on!”

Tony laughed, “Just don’t get too cocky, kid.”

Stephens soft chuckle joined Tony’s laughter.

[lixy-u]

I love twinks and someday I'd get that Spidey twink obliterated, that's it.

[spideyslag]

Peter: hey do you ever wonder if the reason I like older men is because I was molested?

Bucky, coffee spilling out of his mouth: Jesus Christ Peter what the fuck

[winterspiderpurrs]

Peter's skin being sensitive after the spider bite. He hates the feel of the towel as he dries off after a shower.

He knows its no ones fault, but can't really afford the towels that don't irritate his skin. So he got used to air drying. Only using the towel for the hair on the top of his head and just relaxes on his bed or at his desk naked the rest of the time.

If he was in a real hurry then he would just rush quickly with a towel before getting dressed.

He got used to being on his own and walking around naked til he dried off.

Sometimes he just forgets he doesn't live alone anymore.

[innerempire]

Okay but hear me outttttt.

Natasha thinks it’s kind of endearing and funny that Peter is Spiderman and he can basically stand his own ground and kick some serious ass, but the moment he’s asked anything, the first thing he does is look at both Stephen and Tony.

She’s not sure if he’s seeking affirmation, permission or whatever-it-is, because she thinks the three have quite the dynamics. And as time passes, she starts noticing more things. Like how Stephen and/or Tony seem to speak for Peter, and he’s more than happy to go along with it. Sometimes Peter asks them something and he waits for their little “go ahead” nod.

Like that one time when Clint asked Peter if he wanted to join Bucky and he to watch some sort of match together and Peter just whips around to look at both Tony and Stephen without really saying anything.

Or how when Peter goes on one of his excited little tangents and accidentally speaks over someone, either Stephen or Tony would place a hand on the boy’s thigh. And Peter will sheepishly laugh and reign himself in a little with a cute lil, “Sorry!”.

She really doesn’t blame them, because Peter is effortlessly…well, he’s beyond endearing. Nat likes him, would even go so far as to admit that she does feel overprotective of him at times. She tries not to mother hen too much, but considering all that they’ve been through, it’s fine to show that she loves and cares.

And Peter is well-loved and cared for by both Stephen and Tony, that’s for sure. In fact, it’s quite obvious that they spoil the boy silly.

[denki420]

[pantasticpeach]

Peter would absolutely run twitter goon encouragement pages dedicated to tony stark, bucky and dr strange thirst edits

[professional-benaddict]

im making a new post bc the original is so long🥴🥴 @winterspiderpurrs 💗💗

Peter swallows thickly, feeling an icy sense of urgency run through his body. His hands reach over to his baby bump on instinct.

“Do you want me to call your husband?” Stephen asks, noticing Peter’s silence.

“N-no… I’ll do it.”

“Things might move quickly from here, okay? I’m getting an OB/GYN here right away.”

——

Tony is so distraught when he gets Peter’s call that for a few minutes, he rambles about pointless things (mostly blaming Stephen, even though the doctor had no fault in the matter). Eventually, he has the good sense to get his things and get to the rental car.

“Keep me updated, baby, please.”

“I’ll- I’ll try… but, things might move quickly here. I- I might be in surgery.”

“Okay, okay, I’ll call Bucky and May. You- you stay put. I’ll be there, I promise. I love you, I love you.”

“I love you too. Just- just get here, Alpha…”

“I will, Omega mine. I will.”

——

Three hours later, Peter stops answering Tony’s calls. The Alpha gets a hold of Bucky though who is waiting at the hospital. May is picking up Ben and Harley from school and taking care of them.

Tony bursts into the waiting room, his suit a mess and face a storm of emotions. Bucky comes up to him, embracing him.

“They took Peter to surgery. They are doing a C-section, I presume. They wouldn’t tell me for sure since I’m not family.”

“But-but… It’s too early. What about the baby?” Tony’s eyes are wild, flickering from one place to the next. His hands tremble as he clutches at Bucky’s shoulders.

“It’s 4 weeks early. Pups survive that, and especially yours and Peter’s. They are fighters. Hey? You’ll all be okay. Just breathe.”

[dilfsona]

no need to practice your mystic arts when your boyfriend is sorcerer supreme. (As if you're also not another universe's sorcerer supreme)

[kenztheweirdmf]

Batch 2

Batch 1

[dark-mcu-ship-tourney]

Hello!

Welcome to the Problematic MCU Ship Tournament!

This blog will pit 64 different pairings against one another. All of them are in some way “problematic”- some feature a minor and an adult, others feature incestuous pairings, others still simply have questionable or potentially abusive dynamics. Many ships combine elements of more than one.

Each day, 4 polls will be posted pitting two different ships together (for a total of 8 ships per day). You are free to vote in as many or as few of these polls as you’d like.

This blog is explicitly pro-ship and anti-censorship, and obviously features dark themes. If this is a point of discomfort for you, you are free to block this blog, I don’t bite. Hate towards anyone (and anything unreasonably rude about ships or characters) will not be published and users that send it will be blocked. Nothing explicit will be posted to this blog, regardless of the ship, so minors are free to interact if they so wish.

The bracket below shows all the ships that will be posted, as well as their first opponent. After the first round has been completed, the diagram will be updated and all of the winning ships will be pitted against one another. You can also find a typed list of all ships under the cut, for users that can’t or don’t want to read my terrible handwriting.

May the odds be ever in your (ship’s) favor!

All First Round Ships:

1. Morgan Stark x Harold “Happy” Hogan

2. Morgan Stark x James “Rhodey” Rhodes

3. Morgan Stark x Tony Stark

4. Morgan Stark x Pepper Potts

5. Scott Lang x Cassie Lang

6. Frigga Freyrdottir x Thor Odinson

7. Vision x Billy Maximoff x Tommy Maximoff

8. Wanda Maximoff x Billy Maximoff x Tommy Maximoff

9. Maria Stark x Tony Stark

10. Howard Stark x Tony Stark

11. Obadiah “Obie” Stane x Tony Stark

12. Tony Stark x Peter Parker

13. Peter Parker x Harold “Happy” Hogan

14. Tony Stark x Harley Keener

15. America Chavez x Dr. Stephen Strange

16. America Chavez x Wanda Maximoff

17. Odin Borson x Thor Odinson

18. King T'Chaka x Prince T'Challa

19. Xu Shang-Chi x Xu Wenwu

20. Marc Spector x Stephen Grant

21. Thor Odinson x Rocket Raccoon

22. Thor Odinson x Groot

23. Peter Quill x Rocket Raccoon

24. James “Bucky” Barnes x Rocket Raccoon

25. Adrian Toomes x Peter Parker

26. Dr. Otto Octavius x Peter Parker

27. Dr. Curt Connors x Peter Parker

28. Steven “Skip” Westcott x Peter Parker

29. Dr. Stephen Strange x Peter Parker

30. Quentin Beck x Peter Parker

31. James “Bucky” Barnes x Peter Parker

32. Steve Rogers x Peter Parker

33. Thor Odinson x Loki Laufeyson

34. Loki Laufeyson x Sylvie Laufeydottir

35. Princess Shuri x James “Bucky” Barnes

36. Princess/Queen Shuri x Namor/K’uk’ulkan

37. Thanos x Nebula

38. Thanos x Gamora

39. Thanos x Loki Laufeyson

40. Thanos x Tony Stark

41. Clint Barton x Kate Bishop

42. Clint Barton x Lila Barton

43. Carol Danvers x Kamala Khan

44. Monica Rambeau x Kamala Khan

45. Stephen Grant x Khonshu

46. Jake Lockley x Khonshu

47. Marc Spector x Khanshu

48. Arthur Harrow x Ammit

49. Xu Shang-Chi x Xu Xialing

50. Princess Shuri x King/Prince T’Challa

51. Billy Maximoff x Tommy Maximoff

52. Wanda Maximoff x Pietro Maximoff

53. Peter Parker x May Parker

54. Queen Ramonda x Princess Shuri

55. Queen Ramonda x King/Prince T’Challa

56. Peter Parker x Ben Parker

57. Marc Spector x Jake Lockley

58. Stephen Grant x Jake Lockley

59. Natasha Romanov x Yelena Belova

60. Gamora x Nebula

61. Odin Borson x Loki Laufeyson

62. Frigga Feyrdottir x Loki Laufeyson

63. Peter Parker x Carol Danvers

64. Peter Parker x James “Rhodey” Rhodes

[thestarkerisobvious]

It Is Finished

Completed just 2 days shy of one month.

art by @mrstarksbaby obviously.

Tony, the Merchant of Death, owns something precious.

There are certain... men... he trusts to take care of that precious thing when he is gone.

Bedwarmer(s)

Starker with a dash of Spiderstrange, Winteriron and a healthy side of Winterspider.

a MrStarksBabyIsObvious Production.

[fanartka]

What if Doctor Strange and Peter Parker were anime characters

[spideyslag]

Peter does something stupid and ends up in the ER. It’s not a big deal, really. It’s going to be fine. But he is infact in the ER for the moment.

So that means he has to call Stephen.

He texts, actually. Then gets a frantic call from Stephen immediately after. Stephen’s not screaming, but he’s not speaking either.

Peter tries his best to explain as explicitly and calmly as possible to the doctor that his boyfriend, who is on his way, is a doctor. And he does not want his boyfriend to make a big deal about that, he’s not making a big deal about that, but his boyfriend is going to come in like an angry worried tornado and probably be a massive dick. And he’s very sorry about it, but he swears his boyfriend is actually normally a really level headed sweet guy, he just goes a little crazy when he’s worried about Peter.

And sure, they take the warning as just that. Peter is believed. But no one realizes the boyfriend in question is fucking Stephen Strange, industry known asshole, genius, douche bag, one of the top 5 surgeons in the country, Stephen Strange until he walks into the room, still actively bitching at whatever victim he found in the hall.

He makes eye contact with Peter and softens, saying “what happened, baby?” Rushing over to his bed. And Eveyone is lulled into a false sense of safety. And after a minute of listening, fussing, cooing, stroking hair and forehead kissing, Stephen starts reading charts and screens and asking Peter question about tests and blood draws and the second Stephen doesn’t like an answer he looks at the doctor at the door with such venom in his eyes eveyone knows it’s over.

[winterspiderpurrs]

" You know. When your secretary said you go to yoga weekly I thought it was a joke. A cover up for getting out of meetings"

Stephen rolled his eyes as he takes a few more steps out of the stairwell, pulling the door open and holding so the other may walk through firstm

" Stark. Not everything I do is YOUR business."

" But yoga? Really?"

" Time is against us Stark. We are getting old and I am not letting my body get the best of me."

Tony exits into the hall and looks at a sign posted with an arrow ' Stretch the Limits! Yoga sessions by Appointments for Hospital Staff Only. Sign up in the portal' shaking his head.

" I can't belive I'm joining you for this"

" Well the appointment is ONLY for me. You might get kicked out"

" I'm head of cardiology of this hospital AND I'm Tony Stark. Pretty sure my family has a wing in this place"

Stephen leads then a short way down the hall, he knocks on the door before opening.

" Oh! Dr. Strange your a little early, I was just doing some warm ups."

Tony slides his glasses down his nose to see Dr. Peter Parker. He was pharmacologists of the hospital, taking over the role after Dr. Conners well... need for early retirement.

" I thought you said the lessons were just for you?"

" Well you should do better at stalking me Stark, and you would know that Peter here has another degree in physical therapy and offers these yoga session."

[innerempire]

Happy December, everyone!

To spread the cheer of surviving another year, I will be accepting prompts for Peter x [any Marvel character].

Just drop your prompt via the “Ask Me Anything” button on my page and I will do up a somewhat mini fic/paragraph for it!💖 No restrictions whatsoever, so go crazy!

It might take some time for me to churn something out (because my work schedule is kinda fcked up), but I’m determined to do this!🥲🎉