#Naruto children

[lunelantern]

People who are always away with business and psychically absent from the kid's life most of the time + children =/= family.

People who aren't present in their lives of the kids aren't parents; they're breeders.

If you have children, BE there for them, rear then. Children need the physical presence of their parents in their lives; the rest is just purely poetical-garbage propaganda with "oUr bOnD iS StRoNg".

For emphasize and parallel with the abominable natalist propaganda, Boruto manga, the following are NOT families:

1. Uchiha family is NOT a family and Sasuke is NOT a father, period. Whoever argues against is just an irresponsible, brainwashed natalist.

In fact, the forced natalist garbage ruined SasuSaku and tore a potentially amazing and meaningful romance to shreds.

Sasuke has no fatherly bone in his body and Sakura acts exactly like a desperate woman getting pregnant to trap an unconcerned, troubled man into a marriage. This couple as it's portrayed in Boruto is pathetic. The only glimpses of intimacy and romance are in fanfiction universe, the non-canon amateurish novels and the imagination of the natalist fans.

From an adult's standpoint, Sakura is a single mother having a kid with a man who can't find a purpose in his life, has severe psychological damage and is an ex-convict. I can't comprehend how women can side with Sakura and actually praise this pair. What woman would you want to be a single mother and the wife with a man who's never beside her? The fact that literature glamorizes such toxic relationships and glosses it over like something inspiring and romantic is alarming and sheer propaganda.

I'll never be able to come in terms with this abomination of the ending.

2. Uzumaki is NOT a family and Naruto isn't a father, period. He's married with his job and enamored with the idea of fathering the entire village. His biological kids aren't, in Naruto's view, anything more special than the rest.

If there's a remnant of decency in Hinata's body, she should just divorce Naruto and move back home where her kids would get a sense of family. The constant drama with Hima and Boruto constantly being dumped by Naruto should be a wake up shout out to every young person who aspires to have kids ; parenthood implies commitment, personal sacrifices and it's simply NOT FOR EVERYONE.

The only functional, normal and healthy family is... Akimichi. My respect to Akimichi Choji for actually being a father who's there for his kid and supporting his kid and wife.

Nara family... It could work... For humoristic purposes or an uninspired satire. Shikamaru admitted in the novel that he'd do better without kids.

Yamanaka... Not that bad. Sai is an underrated character and a good father.

Nothing justified the absence from a child's life. The rest is purely unadulterated natalist propaganda.

I don't want to hear the imbecile "ThEy dEsErVe tO bE hApPy" bingo. This toxic selfishness of natalists reinforces the fact that not everyone deserves to have kids. If one cannot put the kid's INTEREST FIRST, then he isn't suited to parent.

[giustoart]

WHAT IF KIBA AND TAMAKI HAD CHILDREN?

It's quite sad that they don't have children in the original manga...but well, probably Kiba doesn't want them after what his father did to him (daddy issues) and the prevailing figure of his mother...

Anyway, if Kiba and Tamaki had kids, what they'd look like?

Here for you my idea:

Shuriyo Inuzuka and his loyal cat Chinmoku (Moku) - 12 years old

(Shuryo means "hunt", Chinmoku means "silence") He is a shy boy, really silent (he often scares his family because nobody realises when he enters a room). Although his being a diffident boy, he is very self confident. He hardly listens to his parents, making Kiba snap! As you can see, his ninja animal is...a cat! Despite that, he is learning the Inuzuka's style human beast jutsu. Last but not the least, Chinmoku is...a female!

The second child: Ikari Inuzuka - 10 years old

(Ikari means "fury") Take Tsume and make her younger: that's Ikari. At least, she's into dogs! She is really loud and a phisical person (her brother hates that attitude. And she loves to bother Shuriyo) One day she'll get her nin-dog too!

So, tell me what do you think! I'd really love to know!

[gardenpatchbaby]

I am so sick of fic writers making 10-year-olds talk like babies.

I work with children and have taken numerous classes on adolescent development. Here's some of what I learned because I might actually kill someone if I read another fic where an older child is essentially a four-year-old. (No hate to anyone in particular. Children are confusing.)

(Slight trigger warning for 13 & 14 year-olds. Puberty/sex mentioned)

(Most info is from Chip Wood's Yardsticks: Child and Adolescent Development Ages 4-14)

[aldynafox]

Their last night together…

[purple-ravaged]

imagine if he was always weird as fuck part 2

[brighteuphony]

I love Chiyo- and I kind of headcanon her as a Witch of the Woods (Sands???) archetype- a bitter old woman who has sacrificed too much, experienced and committed more atrocities than anyone can imagine, and who knows the truth about what lies in the hearts of men to live among the villages anymore.

In my AU she's got a pretty dark backstory. Back in time when Villages were just getting established, women weren't allowed to be shinobi in the same capacity as men. There was too much warring and death among the clans to risk women, so they were only ever allowed to serve as spies or medics. (Chiyo started off as a medic).

And like any military/fascist dictatorship, serving the state was more important than anything else- so women who were kunoichi were given missions to steal and return with powerful bloodlines. Even before villages, this was a common fear among clans (which is why so many of them have protective measures and inbreed/arrange matches very carefully).

Chiyo was one such woman, who took a X-rated mission in her youth because she was told it would 'serve her nation'. There was a powerful bloodline whose Kekkei Genkai could harden sand to something akin to Steel- something Suna very desperately wanted.

Chiyo succeeded in her mission, but despite the veneer of 'serving your nation', when she returned, she was considered, in her words, "Just another whore."

Then when her son didn't manifest the bloodline- it was worse, but Chiyo was happy because that meant her son was HERS. (This is when she met Enji, and he saved her son's life at great cost- so Chiyo owes him a blood/life debt.)

Then the war came, and they needed women to fight so now serving the nation meant something different, and Chiyo became a full fledged 'shinobi' and turned her healing towards poison and death- especially when she had to fight the Salamander.

Then she sealed Gaara and that was the atrocity straw that broke the camel's back and she dipped out Suna and retired to an oasis. She's still a healer, but adamantly refuses to serve shinobi.

Once again, thank you so much for these asks and all the support for this AU?

@youngpeacearbiter

[cloudabserk]

kishimoto’s realistic naruto and sasuke illustration… they could never make me hate you!

[moog-enthusiast]

SNS wedding + the kiddos

[moxiepoxart]

Naruto X Wolf Children

[pelipper]

I have a type.

[orangelemonart]

Let’s Make A Baby, part 4 (final)

Part 1  Part 3 Part extra

[foxylamento]

“Usulatonkashi” 👅

“daddebayo…”

[alinusshhka]

so i had a couple of sketches with my fav babies

[kankuroplease]

🌸🌸🌸Sakura fusion poll result kids🌸🌸🌸

[aprito]

"He stared at her black and blue neck, rage boiling inside him once more. How dare he… handle her like livestock. There was no respect in his attack. She was a speck to him. Even he killed Chika with some element of ceremony. And yet, Sakura… wanted Sasuke home, even after all he had done. Sasori was once again reminded of why it was so easy for her to take him under her wing last autumn… “You said that mercy is useless,” Sakura replied, catching Sasori’s attention once more. He looked back up at her, his doll eyes reflective and gentle. He did believe that… “Your mercy saved me,” he admitted, speaking slowly."

At the edge of my seat with every update of A Second Chance by @evartandadam. She just gets both the themes of the series and these two <3 Please give it a read if you haven't!

[evilkitten3]

it would've been really funny is team 8 had stayed as murder-happy for the rest of the manga as they were in the forest of death. not even as a major plot point just as a running gag. anything happens and team 8's default solution is homicide.