#No bread

[trussarditonio]

rip pookie 💔❤️❤️‍🩹 you would've loved lettuce wraps

[sunkenmaestro]

Wanted to make bread but I can’t find my yeast. WHO THROWS A GIRLS YEAST OUT

[thebuginthecornerofyourroom]

Trully fucking diabolical this one, Chef.

[minty-bubblegum]

B I M B O I JUWT WANNA BE A STUPIF HOE

[gramarobin]

[foxglovecove]

And that was the day Crowley learned what not to feed ducks

Done for Good Omtober over on IG

[mossy-tables]

To all the hate-filled and ignorant people out there, I wish you fluffy bread when it should be hard and hard bread when it should be soft. I hope your yeast never rises and your dough always flat.

[cunism]

[aquagrunt]

I am in tears

[elliespectacular]

Happy 24-6-01!

[shining-sphinx]

So I got into dungeon meshi and i’ve been telling everyone who I talk to. I love everything about the world, characters, the art, etc.

BUT

People are not kidding when they say that senshi will manifest in your head to tell you to eat better. Like I have a hard time remembering to eat but my brain would be like “you haven’t eaten in some hours, you need a meal” and I would be like you’re very right internal senshi I’m gonna see what I can make. Then I make food??? Honestly Gods sent senshi for helping so many people eat better

[iscariotapologist]

today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery

[dunmestuffy]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[canisalbus]

✦ Bread ✦