#Not a euphemism

[newtonsheffield]

Why am I… shipping characters where… one is a horse 50% of the time?

[sometimesanalice]

Where is my shirtless, sweaty, and flushed Bradley Bradshaw?

I need him to tend to my garden boxes.

[benjhawkins]

I go to FaceTime @pentecostwaite and he says “can I call you back? I’m churning butter.”

[jessieren]

Happy fidget Friday all… here’s a pencil fidget for you to enjoy..

*If anyone knows the rightful owner of the gif please let me know..

[cinnamonrollls]

[paramounticebound]

After this weekend, things will calm down at work (a little), so in theory I'll have time to write. 🫠

[pointless-letters]

Do you brie-lieve in love at first sight?

[sil-e-goose]

and finally, what we all are at heart: just hungry sea gulls begging for a crumb of cake

[baltharino]

[absolutebl]

I'm finally home for a weekend so I'm gonna have a bum day today working on taxes, binging BLs I should have gotten to months ago, and...

I opened the ask box up to anonymous for a bit.

Have at.

Be nice or I use my ban hammer, you know the drill. There's a real actual human creature on the other side of this screen. (SHOCKING.)

[kcsplace]

Who, me? Researching available shaving soaps in 1936 Washington and what their scent might be, rather than y'know, writing?

Moi??

vous accusez??

[wheels-of-despair]

🍉🧂 Eddie Munson salts his watermelon. 🧂🍉

[notfleenz]

well that's something to go to bed with

[eemoo1o-animoo]

Kuroshitsuji’s biggest mystery: How on earth did Sebastian allow Ciel to go to school with his tie crooked?

[spaceorphan18]

As usual, I'm thinking about tacos again.

[tundrakatiebean]

I feel old today lol stayed up until 2:30 to finish my book and I’ve felt shit and hungover all day lol too old to stay up that late