#OH MY GOD PIRATES

[drewbs]

our flag means death has me in a CHOKEHOLD right now

[applestruda]

Sea fog

[the-24-hour-cinderella]

Take my low quality shitpost

[somnas-writes]

My favorite concept is that the straw hats have such fucked up romantic standards

[paradoxbeta]

What are your alien ocs thoughts on eating corn?

here's all my opinionated aliens! thank you for the question, it was very fun :) text transcript under the cut

YIEL: Um... I can't eat <nervous> but I wish I could. Apparently GAR'S old enough to have eaten before, he says it's nothing special but I think he's just never had anything good <skeptical>

LADY: I had corn once and, um... clogged the toilet. I'm sure your Earth exports are lovely, I just can't handle so much fiber.

GUNNELL: Ho-ho, corn? That's exotic exotic. I've had it before and I like the taste but I wouldn't eat it as part of a home meal.

THE PIRATE: Well maybe I'd have an answer for you if I could get my talons on anything other than NUTRIENT PASTE

CIPRIAN: Man, you can eat people for all I care, just clean up after yourself and we're cool.

STELLA: ...Bro

IUWAU: I HATE CORN. I don't even have anything against the taste, but the sound of someone eating it makes me want to leap out of my skin.

MOLLIMAR: Tastes okay, but pretty much everything tastes similar to me. I'll shamelessly piggyback off of Devon's opinion and say it's great.

BYZOW: It is unlike anything on my home planet! I like it. The taste is not good to me but the appearance is so funny.

PHIER-KEL: I love corn. I'm #1 corn warrior. Corn fears me. I'm the bane of corn. I love it so much, I have a t-shirt about it. The day I die is the day 70% more corn becomes available on the market. Corn. 4. Life. (He talks like this about all food he likes.)

DEVON: I'm no alien, but I'm out here for team corn.

[foolbehavior]

I love the little hat emoji people use to represent luffy, the android version has a pretty purple bow 👒

[puppetmaster13u]

Fuck It-

Y'all gimme pics of your most gothic and pirate-y outfits and designs you've found. I'm going to attempt to draw Pirate Batfam

[kathegoose]

(FNAF MOVIE SPOILERS)

the kills in this movie were crazy, look at those body counts!!! that's gnarly!!!!!!!

i wish foxy didn't have two kills.., it would've been funny, if out of all the animatronics, the darn cupcake had the highest body count like please,,.,they could've made the first nightguard (fritz?) be caught by something offscreen so we don't know who did it and thus the cupcake would have the highest confirmed body count but NO. that stinky pirate boy gets to catch him!!!!!!! why not chica? she got NO kills!!! make the counts even please!!!!!! and it would've been a very scott cawthon thing to have the cupcake be the evilest.,.....,.,m,

[clown-paws]

> hav a siblings. cuz they're cool.

> ID below and in alt text -

[Image Description: Two traditional, bust sketches of Jonny D'ville and Nastya Rasputina from The Mechanisms.

Image 1: Nastya has light skin, with short stubble on her jaw and chin. Her hair is tied back into a loose ponytail and she has a low undercut that starts just above her ear. A few strands lie on the forhead and around her temple. She is wearing a button up shirt, rectangular glasses, a black choker and two necklaces, one of which has a cat pendant. She is at a 3/4 angle to the right and looking at the viewer curiously, with one eyebrow raised.

Image 2: Jonny has light skin with black veins coming from his eyes, a mustache and short goatee. He has a sort of mullet, pushed back by his goggles. His ears are pointy. He's wearing a button up shirt and collard vest, which are drawn without much detail. He is looking off to the side, downwards to something below him, and grinning with furrowed brows. Text beside his head reads "He's having fun [heart]" in all capitals.

Corner of Image 2: A small doodle of Jonny and Nastya. Jonny is about half a head shorted than Nastya and is wrapping his right arm around her shoulders, pulling her down. He looks very smug with his eyes closed and smiling, and a hand on his hip. Nastya looks angry and shocked, with her mouth agape and visible arm flailing. The sketch cuts off at both of their belts.

End ID.]

[i-am-a-fan]

Pirate!Mei’s Ref sheet!!

[morrigan-sims]

Pirate Outfts

I was bored, so I started trying some different outfits on Zara... The last one might be my favorite, if only because I already used another swatch of the first one for Wolf, and I can't have them wearing the same thing... But I also love being able to see all her freckles in the 2nd one...

[doodlesbyeila]

Hey ummmm the heart pirates are my favorite and now im sad so here’s Sulong Bepo and Law.

[missmungoe]

I give you: The Navigator’s Map of Shanties for the Weary Voyager!

So my husband got the idea to make a timeline map of my Shanks x Makino series ("Shanties" for short), so that readers could better see how the different fics are connected, and while I should have been prepared, knowing full well how brilliant he is, I was not prepared for the end result. I mean look at it!!!

Some descriptions of key fics and planned updates below! The fics are listed in the recommended reading order on AO3, but feel free to chart your own course! Beware rogue whirlpools and dangerous straits, and remember that however dark and treacherous the sea, at the end of the voyage is always a safe harbour ♥

Hoist the colours! 🏴‍☠️

Heed the Siren’s Call // Shanks and Makino’s origin story, and the starting point of Shanties. Setting is pre-series to the timeskip.

Sailor's Folly // Siren's Call from Shanks' perspective. Includes the origins of Makino's sword, Siren.

Sea Songs // Sequel to Siren’s Call, set during the canon timeskip and after.

Scylla // Pirate!Makino AU, where Makino leaves East Blue with the Red-Hair Pirates at the start of One Piece.

Charybdis // Sea Songs AU, where Blackbeard destroys Fuschia and Makino goes on a trek across the Grand Line looking for Shanks, who thinks she's dead.

Mnemosyne // Kuja!Makino AU, where after Siren's Call, a pregnant Makino ends up on Amazon Lily.

Andromeda Unbound // Reverie Arc AU, where Makino, the Revolutionary Army, the Red-Hair Pirates, Straw-Hats and the Warlords join forces to crash Shanks’ execution.

On the Water // Pirate!Makino AU, where Makino and her child leave East Blue with the Red-Hair Pirates after the timeskip. Includes Shanks and Makino's floating bar, Siren's Call.

Salt Vows // Arrested!Makino AU, set during the current Egghead arc.

Tethered to Kinder Shores // Makino and the Red-Hair Pirates. Includes the origin of Makino's shanty, "Moored to Her Port".

Moon and Her Maiden // Selkie AU. Canon OP verse but Makino is a selkie.

Tideswept // Royal/Arranged Marriage AU.

Bind Me to the Tide // Soulmate AU, where soulmates feel each other's pain. Canon OP verse but with soulmates.

Love In Good Liquor // One-Shot collection set during the different Shanties verses.

Planned updates

This list is not comprehensive (meaning I have more fics that I plan to continue than the ones listed here), but it's the stories I'm focusing on right now:

Andromeda Unbound // Chapter 9/9 ✅ (Complete)

Bind Me to the Tide // Chapter 5/? ✅

Mnemosyne // Chapter 29/29 ✅ (Complete)

Salt Vows // Chapter 3/? ✅

Tideswept // Chapter 10/10 ✅ (Complete)

On the Water // Chapter 4/5

[upmost-rylan]

//Fanart, Scott Smajor, PiratesSMP, drinking , oh boy he's drunk

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“That’s what we do to a drunken sailor, Early in the morning!”

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OKAY WHO GAVE SCOTT THE ALCOHOL! Was it Cleo?!?

[etoile-gracieuse]

afc richmond (and associates) as troubled birds: 3/?

[edsbacktattoo]

have u considered: jim jimenez. that’s all. have u considered them