*Real conversation I had*
Me: Ok so obviously Kix is gorgeous, but there’s something to be said about the salt and pepper look Fox is undeniably rocking, and of course we can’t forget Commander “Thunder Thighs” Cody…
My friend: …They’re clones. Don’t they all look the same?
Me: No, Kix is the pretty one
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Short Prompt #108
“So your the punk that brought me out retirement.”
Hero cracked their knuckles and sized up their new opponent. Most super criminals didn’t wear costumes anymore—it was much easier to commit a crime when you weren’t blasting it to the world—but this one did, mask and spandex and all. A regular old school villain.
“Have I inconvenienced you?” the villain snarked, a slight pout to their voice. “Or are the nerves getting to you?”
They held up their hand, fingertips glowing with something dark and otherworldly.
Hero stared dryly. “Look, I’ve been doing this a long time.”
“So have I.”
“I can see that. Now I’d really like to stay retired. So let’s finish this fast, yeah?”
Without waiting for a response, the hero slammed the villain up against the wall behind them, knocking the breath from their lungs. The villain caught their wrists defensively, but not before the force of the blow knocked their mask loose, sending it clattering to the pavement, and…
And…
They were beautiful.
Hero’s heart thumped in their chest. They swore they heard the ba-bump as clearly as if it were written in the air. As soon as they realized it, the situation was made 10 times worse by a furious blush scorching their cheeks.
What was wrong with them? They’d completed an entire career fighting villains and never once… This was rookie stuff! Feelings for stupid kids who didn’t know how to separate fantasy from reality yet. They got caught up in closeness and the consistency and…and…the pet names. But not Hero. Hero was way past that stage. They’d never really entered it to begin with. So what they were feeling most certainly couldn’t be—
“Are you going to throw a punch or are you going to keep staring?”
Hero blushed again.
They were too old for this.
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I'm so excited for The Fernweh Saga to come out on Jan 5th that I made a shitpost comic. Featuring R Verner and my MC (whose looks I have set, but whose name I haven't 100% decided on).
This is it, their entire dynamic, right? Incorrigible childhood rivals. They can't stop.
Fernweh Saga is by @lacunafiction
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Me, watching the Captain America The First Avenger movie on cable: Ah yes. Casey Jones became Johnny Storm and then Steve Rogers after the TMNT 2007 CGI film, the movie where everyone was hot and all we could do was write fanfics about how hot everyone was!
(and that's why the 2003 Turtles suddenly had eye colors in the last season and why April's hair turned orange!)
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THE GANG'S ALL HERE {WARNING: PICREW 😦}
Julius Demain Pidieu but what his voice sounds like to me. Sadly, he looks five months old because the picrew I am obsessed with had no wrinkles🥺. He no longer looks like a sweet sphinx cat😭
APRICOT UN'AUTRE PIDIEU IN THE HOUSE. SHE HAS NO CONTENT DESPITE BEING JULES'S CANONICAL DAUGHT- oh. Jules has no content. Like father like daughter 😞.
THIS AUSTRALIAN IS HAVING GAY SEX WITH JULES. {Argent Étolie Chevalier is an OC} {He has like fifteen piercings but I forgor 🤡}
Mommy? sorry. Mommy? sorry. Mommy? sorry. Mo- {Dolores Toujours Pideu, Apricot's cool lesbian albino trans aunt that is going to kill me with her beauty}
Callahan Cyra Jumanah is Dolores's sweetheart, and I AM ALSO GOING CRAZY OVER HER. POWER COUPLE ULTIMATE EDITION. { Some people think she's faking her condition -chronic pain in her left leg and fatigue- because she can walk [with a cane]} {She has to hold Dolly back}
LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR MASC GENDERFLUID PEOPLE WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO {Coquille Bleue Pidieu is the eldest sibling of the three and can sense colors, shapes, and shadows despite being legally blind.}
WE ARE OUTGUNNED, OUTMANNED. OUTNUMBERED, OUTPLANNED- {Captain Héraklès Alcides Puissant-Redevance of the RCM is an old family friend}
WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD WHERE THE HOOD AT-{Amoureux Perdue Du'Passe, Jules's former work partner and spouse. Sadly, he was killed on the force a few weeks after Apricot died of brain cancer. It was not a good year for Mr Pidieu.}
W. what if. Jeannie-Marie but when she was young. She was able to work around the giant black ink stain on her yellow dress by finding a thick but comfy sweater. She's one of those people who cannot fucking feel heat so she's alright. {PRETTY WONMAN😳🤤 WITH COCK?????? AMAZING 💯💫⭐🔥🌟✨⚡🎉🎊❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍♥️💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💌💟❣️❤️🩹❤️🔥💋🫂🫀👁️👅👁️👀👍👏👌🤌🤙🤝🤜🤛🙏}
Look, Young Renė was a little cinnamon roll. He could make the most "Fuck dem kids" person into preschool teacher worthy in less than an hour. But y'know, kindness sometimes drowns in hate and PTSD. Although, current Renė MIGHT not make you want to throw a fucking grenade at him if you're at the "Okay, you can put your hand on my wrist BUT THAT'S IT." stage. Zero people are currently at that stage because J-M isn't part of the lore anymore. Also, yeah Renė's trans. trans people can be inconsiderate assholes, we're not sparkles and rainbows. I mean, Look at me. I might not be inconsiderate but I CAN be an ass-of-the-hole.
Lieutenant Leo hey uh what's that say? K. WHAT. KITSURAGI??? OH MY FUCKING GOD. W H A T? {<-My brain in the process of making this guy up.} {LOOK IT'S KIM'S HALF [?] SEOLITE DAD!} {Btw despite the resting bitch face he's a nerdy sweetheart that loves cars. y'know like his son. I'm going to cry.}
Cecelia Davenport/Kitsuragi, Kim's fuckin' MILF of a mom. She and Leo LOVED to match. I'm welling up again. Btw she wasn't fully finished because it was three fucking AM when I made her so. 😔.
I feel like Gaston was a little fuckboy in his teens. I mean, he was still polite though and that lead to conversations like: "So uh [Lip bite} What're you doin' later? OH, FUCK you're grandma's recovering from cancer???? That's amazing! I hope she gets better soon! I can buy some flowers for her if it would cheer her up a bit! Have a good day!" Then Renė comes up and is like "Dude. You fucking sweetheart. Stop acting like a charity and get some goddamn pussy."
DORA THE DIVORCE EMPLOYER- {Not to be omni but oh my god. oh fuck. golly gee. I wolf whistle while my eyes pop comically out of their sockets and I spontaneously combust then pour a giant bucket of water over myself and steam rises from my ears like a train} {She's not actually in this AU but I love her and felt like making her}
Elizabeth is the type of girl to try and look professional but still go all out. She finally got out of the gardener's clothes and is slaying hard. Now, speaking of har-
Made Marie without her hijab because I'm a feral fucking animal and I legit couldn't imagine her hair correctly without reference and ALSO
REMADE YOUNG RENÉ BECAUSE I HATE THE FIRST ONE. Also I hate that you can't color the facial hair because it looks like his hair is dyed when he's just like that.
LOOK, IT'S LILLIANOVICH! What the FUCK would this bitch wear when he was a kid? Just made some shit up bro. Also, I like to think he uses reading glasses even though he has pretty good eyes overall.
THERE WE GO
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