#OPTIMUS RUN-

[pax-former]

Jump scared the SHEET out of me when I realized lol

[lyretheinstrument]

OPTIMUS POSTINGGG starting batch number two babyy

[robotclownindulgence]

[cybertron-after-dark]

Conducting some research, reblog for bigger sample size, and tell me who you voted for and why if you'd like

Propaganda welcome.

[th3e-m4ng0]

i feel.like this cat whenever megatron pops into my mind. not because i hate her but she makes me feel so excited that i Do not know what to do with my body besides clenching my Fists

[leafdragon16]

* slams head through the wall *

Ok so - stop screaming it's just me - so we know Experiment!Wheeljack can growl and hiss and stuff, but can he purr? And/or does he act animalistic in other ways (territorial, gets the zoomies, etc)? (You explored some of this in the chapter where he's staying at the original Autobot outpost, but I keep having Thoughts™ about our favorite gremlin Wrecker so I came here to chat about him😅) Ok that's all, I'll just be going now

* awkwardly pulls head back out of the wall, leaving a hole behind *

[sticks head through the hole you left behind]

Good question! I don’t think he can purr exactly the same way that a cat does, but he definitely can! Much in the same way he growls via grinding the sections of his throat together + engine noise he could probably also purr. So kinda weird sounding but recognizably purring

He also ABSOLUTELY gets the zoomies. He learned how to control it when he was with the Wreckers back on Cybertron, but it still slips out sometimes (like when June found him on the ceiling). Lights and sharp movements attract him, so he would in fact chase a laser pointer. Shockwave probably figured that one out the hard way while making calculations. He naturally walks very quietly and has a tendency to freeze up and try to stalk anything perceived as prey. He also sometimes has the urge to just get up and walk around randomly (which Ratchet also got to see when he caught him sneaking out to check on Bulkhead)

He’s learned to suppress most of the more animalistic urges around other bots. Back when he was on the Jackhammer alone he was quite literally bouncing off the walls, crawling around on the ceiling, biting the leg of his berth, etc.

Personally I think if he cut loose in the Autobot base it would go something like this

[youkaiyume]

Forgot to share Optimus and Elita Mers.

(from my Merbee AU)

They are Bee's biological parents, though Elita has been separated from the Pod since the war. OP holds out hope he can still find her.

This was shared early for my patrons!

[witchofthesouls]

I love how you explained Fowler reaction honestly is freaking hilarious. Do you think sometimes he be saddled with sparkling sitting the kiddos and the bots being like it’s an honour but now he got them trying to chew/explore his office if they fit in it.

It's most definitely an honor, and they're sore losers that it's the resident human the sparklings are constantly napping around.

Less of a babysitter because that implies Agent Fowler does direct care for the sparklings. He's more like a Sleep Supervisor or manager, considering he's the one yelling at the 'bots to leave the kids alone from their snoozing. He's not surprised that Ratchet is the one that gives him the hardest time. The medic holds grudges like no one else.

Agent Fowler is a man that's willing to work with giant, metal aliens, but he's only a man and a mortal one to boot. He draws a line on magical bullshit.

And by that, he doesn't question too much about how the kids managed to dig a deep, dark hole beneath his desk. He doesn't. He looks the other way on how the reinforced cots had disappeared and the distant happy squeaky sounds of Miko's squishmallow beneath his feet. What he does is place down two sturdy planks for his own comfort because it's discombobulating to be seated and dangling at his own desk and, with Jack's help, set up a camera down below.

One, keeps an eye on the sparklings. Two, gives him peace of mind as it becomes a comfort AMSR for the 'bots.

He didn't think that ancient aliens would use emoticons, but here is his life: getting notifications of 💞 🥲😚🤫🥺🐶🐱🐥 and binary code.

Of course, Bumblebee discovered GIFs. RIP Agent Fowler's notifications because now the 'bots comb through media to apply their feelings on the sight from anime to popular kids movies to reality TV to nature documentaries.

(Optimus posted a screenshot of owl fledglings, and it's on point. The kids' optics reflect, and, for some reason, the kids look fluffy down below.

Agent Fowler preemptively silences his cell when June Darby hands over a basket of hooded blankets. The entire base had a collective 'Awwww' moment. He went deaf for a moment.

[midnightsinger36]

Orion Pax, D-16 and Elita One are ready for the greatest adventure of their lives.

[howgalling]

BEDAZZLED BOTTLES/JARS COMPLETE !! (These have peel off backs for you to stick somewhere if THOUST wishes)

These will be for the con, I’m thinking £18 for each just in terms of beadery + time expenses. Perhaps!

[mechaking789]

Bumblebee Runs Away MEME ( I Found this on YouTube)

[gravelsong]

HOLY SHIT THEY FUCKING KILLED HIM

[transingthoseformers]

I wonder how often mecha knock shit over with their wings or get their kibble stuck in doors

[dabbingonronpa]

I cut out this gif of Miguel running while rewatching ATSV and I just keep... staring.

[rautorots]

First post on this account an bee is already suggesting murder

[pettyprowl]

actually the only transformers continuities to get optimus’s design right were bayverse and tfp with their absolutely insane breast-to-waist ratio

bring this shit back PLEASE im done with optimus’s squared-off stereotypical masc lines what he really needs is a rounded effeminate silhouette. this is who he really is