#Ocean blue toilet unit

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[cosmica-galaxy]

I’v been thinking of this scenario for a long time and I can’t get rid of it. And I have to ask:

How would your Oc’s and mimics in your Skibidi toilet fanfic, react in this scenario, to the human.

‘ it’s been getting real hot and there has been no rain for like quite some time and the human just can stand the heat so they give up and just take their shirt (or whatever upper body clothes their wearing) and they take it off, leaving their chest (if female wearing something of course) out wide for nearly everyone to see’

So how would they react

(The funny thing is that I also keep having this thought, but it's usually in the style of a "beach" episode. Imagine the human joins a deployment troop and they pit stop on an island for a while and the human decides to have some fun. They just see the clear blue waters of the ocean the moment they get on the beach and they start stripping down in front of everyone, revealing their own swimming suit. XDD) Camron would freeze the moment it happens and try to be a little decent by looking away. But his neck keeps forcing him to gaze upon the human as they STRIP BEFORE HIM. Must...not think...of...impure...thoughts!!! He would then watch them as they leave, their skin open and exposed...and sweaty. He has to put his head in the palms of his hands as his internal system begins to overheat. He needs to cool off...maybe there's a drink dispenser around here somewhere...he's thirsty. DJ would pause just like Camron, but would probably recover with much more grace than him. He gives the human a thumbs up and would probably offer a drink he's carrying at the time. He can't blame you for wanting to lighten your clothes...it's really warm out today! Even he finds himself tugging on the collar of his shirt to let off some heat...d-definitely not for any other reason! Haha! He even has a few songs that give off a tropical vibe built up in his queue as he accompanies you down to wherever you're going. Passing the time while they're on the island base listening to some tunes and sharing a drink or two with his human friend. Vee would easily be the most composed. But he would still have a sense of being flustered. How can the human show that much skin...? Most of the units that Vee hangs around with are primarily dressed from head-to-toe in articles of clothes...so seeing the human STRIP OUT OF THEIR FABRICS and expose their fleshy side to the world was...jarring. Not in a bad way, either. N-Not that he was staring, of course. He has manners and it's just human skin. The skibidis expose most of their faces all of the time, so what could be different? Maybe it's just the body that's throwing him off. Regardless, he admittedly hangs out with you while they're on the island. Watching you play in the surf and mess around on the beachfront while they're there. It's primarily relaxing, since this is one of their more isolated bases, so he's going to enjoy the peace while he can. Besides. He has a good view from the shore...a-and no! It doesn't have to do with the human and their exposed skin! Don't be assuming anything! The mimic crew would pause for only a moment before Pal reaches out and snags both Fiend and Buddy before they could sprint towards your direction. UGH, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO EXPOSE SKIN!? Don't you know that mimics only expose themselves like that when they're extremely comfortable and wanting companionship! Pal is very flustered as he holds up the other two with his massive limbs, taking advantage of his height, as they thrash about restlessly in his grip. You're lucky Pal is looking out for you...for all of you. Pal then begins to cart the other two away for a moment to decompress. Seeing the person of their affection so exposed like that...it was alluring and enticing to the mimics. Thankfully, Pal has far more restraint then the other two. They'll come back later when you're more...decent.

[the-heaminator]

I am an autistic stereotype

The queensland rail currently has eight models of carriages in rolling stock (aka active). The NGR700 (New Generation Rollingstock) is the most easily identifiable, mainly because they’re new (built 2015-2019) and are relatively free of graffiti, however their high backed seats and sleek exterior are also very distinctive. They have a top speed of 140km/hr and number at 75 units, making it the most common unit type. They are my current favourite for comfort and long distance travel due to their high backed chairs (no one reading over my shoulder!), cleanliness, better than average soundproofing and toilets in each carriage. I am not a fan of their accessible carriage however, as the inwards facing seats make me travel sick and I much prefer to be facing the direction of travel (or backwards if I must).

The oldest model still in use is the EMU (electric multiple unit, although I think someone had fun with the acronym to get there) and was built 1979-86 and is currently being slowly retired from active use following the introduction of the NGR, however there is no current end date for their operation. Their seats are more bench like in design, with the distinction between the two seats marked by a small rise and a seam within the fabric in the middle. The accessibility seat handles are square and set on the outer side of the top of the seats and utilise handles instead of buttons for opening doors. They are easily identifiable by these strange cage looking stalagtite like things in the middle of the carriages that are meant to be used as handles during busy periods. They have a top speed of 100km/hr, currently number at 28 active units, and are my second favourite in terms of aesthetics.

The rest of the active stock can be divided into IMU (Interurban Multiple Units) and SMU (Suburban Multiple Units) type models. Despite the names, both types of models can be seen on regional lines however IMU models are subtly different in their design, allowing for more comfort in long distance travel as they are fitted with larger seats, luggage racks and accessible toilets.

The SMU200 was built from 1994-95, has a top speed of 100km/hr and currently numbers at 12 units. They were built due to a rolling stock shortage of the EMU’s. The seats themselves are very similar to the EMU’s, bench like and with the same handle configuration.

The IMU100 was built 1996-97 and currently numbers at ten units and has a top speed of 140km/hr due to its intended purpose of interurban travel. The seats are higher backed than the SMU200’s and their seat handles are positioned on the upper corner of the seats. Post refurbishment they also have a subtle geometric purple or blue seat fabric, however the IMU105 retained the green-blue ocean themed seat fabric and I would absolutely love to travel in it one day.

The SMU220 is almost identical to the SMU200, however the aircon configuration is apparently different. They have a top speed of 100km/hr and were built 1999-2001 and currently have 30 active units.

The IMU120 I think might tie for first with the EMU as my favourite unit for aesthetics. They entered service in 2001, have a top speed of 140km/hr and only four units are in operation today! The IMU120 was one of the first units I rode in when I was starting to learn to identify the differences between units and it was both a very lucky find due to its relative rarity and distinctive design. The seats of the IMU120 are shoulder height but feature cushioned ‘head rests’ that aren’t found in any other model.

The SMU260’s and IMU160’s are almost identical in design, with separated seat cushions and seat handles that I can only describe as cat ear like, attached at the corner with a high arch. Both have a top speed of 130km/hr and finished production in 2011, however the IMU160 started production in 2006 and currently numbers at 28 units while the SMU started in 2008 and currently numbers at 36 units.

I would include a table with a summary of this information but i don’t think it’ll copy and paste well

*absorbs the information* i swear to god if i was half as good in my actual studies as i am remembering random information i would be a god.

[circlique]

The queensland rail currently has eight models of carriages in rolling stock (aka active). The NGR700 (New Generation Rollingstock) is the most easily identifiable, mainly because they’re new (built 2015-2019) and are relatively free of graffiti, however their high backed seats and sleek exterior are also very distinctive. They have a different fabric patterning to most other units, with bolder geometric lines reminiscent of train lines over a purple background instead of the subtle purple geometry of other units. They have a top speed of 140km/hr and number at 75 units, making it the most common unit type. They are my current favourite for comfort and long distance travel due to their high backed chairs (no one reading over my shoulder!), cleanliness, better than average soundproofing and toilets in each carriage. I am not a fan of their accessible carriage however, as the inwards facing seats make me travel sick and I much prefer to be facing the direction of travel (or backwards if I must).

The oldest model still in use is the EMU (electric multiple unit, although I think someone had fun with the acronym to get there) and was built 1979-86 and is currently being slowly retired from active use following the introduction of the NGR, however there is no current end date for their operation. Their seats are more bench like in design, with the distinction between the two seats marked by a small rise and a seam within the fabric in the middle. The accessibility seat handles are square and set on the outer side of the top of the seats and utilise handles instead of buttons for opening doors. They have a top speed of 100km/hr, currently number at 28 active units, and are my second favourite in terms of aesthetics.

The rest of the active stock can be divided into IMU (Interurban Multiple Units) and SMU (Suburban Multiple Units) type models. Despite the names, both types of models can be seen on regional lines however IMU models are subtly different in their design, allowing for more comfort in long distance travel as they are fitted with larger seats, luggage racks and accessible toilets.

The SMU200 was built from 1994-95, has a top speed of 100km/hr and currently numbers at 12 units. They were built due to a rolling stock shortage of the EMU’s and are one of few units to not have purple seat fabrics (post refurbishment), instead having blue fabric of a similar design. The seats themselves are very similar to the EMU’s, bench like and with the same handle configuration.

The IMU100 was built 1996-97 and currently numbers at ten units and has a top speed of 140km/hr due to its intended purpose of interurban travel. The seats are higher backed than the SMU200’s and their seat handles are positioned on the upper corner of the seats. Post refurbishment they also have a subtle geometric purple seat fabric, however the IMU105 retained the green ocean themed seat fabric and I would absolutely love to travel in it one day.

The SMU220 is almost identical to the SMU200, however the seats are purple and apparently the aircon configuration is different. They have a top speed of 100km/hr and were built 1999-2001 and currently have 30 active units.

The IMU120 I think might tie for first with the EMU as my favourite unit for aesthetics. They entered service in 2001, have a top speed of 140km/hr and only four units are in operation today! The IMU120 was one of the first units I rode in when I was starting to learn to identify the differences between units and it was both a very lucky find due to its relative rarity and distinctive design. The seats of the IMU120 are shoulder height but feature cushioned ‘head rests’ that aren’t found in any other model.

The SMU260’s and IMU160’s are almost identical in design, with separated seat cushions and seat handles that I can only describe as cat ear like, attached at the corner with a high arch. Both have a top speed of 130km/hr and finished production in 2011, however the IMU160 started production in 2006 and currently numbers at 28 units while the SMU started in 2008 and currently numbers at 36 units.

I hope you’ve enjoyed my train infodump!🚈 here’s a biscuit for making it to the end🍪

Wow, this is more than I ever thought I'd learn about trains! It's pretty clear that a lot of this is from your own personal experience, which is awesome! My own train riding experience is limited to the Seoul Metro and the greater Korean high speed rail network (specifically to Busan). I don't remember how fast it went exactly, but as an American who basically never rode public transport before going to Korea, I liked it a lot. It was very convenient and low cost compared to a similar system in the US. I wish the train here was faster and less expensive. Korea really knew how to do public transport, and it's one of the things I miss about Korea the most! (besides the food, of course)

[adarede]

wikipedia pages i have looked at recently

(since my browser history cuts off after 3 months)

feudalism

sark

guernsey

jersey

sercquiais

LGBT slang

list of pejorative terms for people

micronation

miso

declaration of war

sophie ellis-bextor

strictly come dancing (series 11)

the weather girls

it's raining men

leg shaving

craig charles

radclyffe hall

cicely mary barker

apennine mountains

gypsy horse

list of crossings of the atlantic ocean

titanic

scullery

dutch elm disease

pince nez

boston marriage

lutheranism

monocle

howards end

list of countries and dependencies by population

academic ranks in the united kingdom

mafia

bad bunny

amber alert

hue and cry

charabanc

list of feminists

skibidi toilet

dj snake

milan kundera

christmas market

darcey bussell

self esteem (musician)

roger eno

squeegee man

crossing sweeper

ramen

housewife

stay-at-home parent

Sally Clark

SIDS

Rabies

catacombs of paris

beaufort scale

religiosity and intelligence

korean variety show

variety show

osbournes reloaded

pine barrens

environment of united states

a walk in the woods (book)

terminal velocity

muzzle velocity

dehumidifier

withnail and i

vivian mackerrell

bruce robinson

2017-18 australian parliamentary eligibility crisis

orlando: a biography

medically unexplained physical symptoms

gulf war syndrome

list of paradoxes

opposite day

cascadia (bioregion)

appalachia

beano (dietary supplement)

idaho

ghost rockets

list of billboard hot 100 number one singles of the 2010s

list of uk singles chart number ones of the 2010s

list of most viewed youtube videos

cardiac tamponade

the spook light

will o' the wisp

atmospheric ghost lights

ball lightening

brown mountain lights

st elmo's fire

poltergeist

shadow person

estimates of historical world population

chin

dan and phil

east west rail

african cuisine

ornimegalonyx

marital rape

bras d'honneur

list of songs by taylor swift

dwarf elephant

bone china

ivory

wrangel island

mammoth

african elephant

last glacial maximum

ground sloth

3D film

nigella lawson

prehistory of australia

mastodon

paleoloxodon

borneo elephant

straight tusked elephant

hyrax

north african elephant

zoetrope

O holy night

containerization

shakira

list of antidepressants

list of poker hands

victoria coren mitchell

bikini

evergreen A-class container ship

i had a little nut tree

gunge

houses in multiple occupation

pedestrian crossings in the united kingdom

belisha beacon

coca-cola formula

demographics of south america

wasabi

flashed face distortion effect

aella (influencer)

temperate rainforest

caledonian forest

loch lomond

bigfoot

jedi census phenomenon

timeline of meteorology

centralia, pennsylvania

jersey devil

ozarks

crawler

blue hole (new jersey)

quantum suicide and immortality

the hum

skyquake

tubal ligation

glycerol

air source heat pump

list of current knights and ladies of the garter

list of prime ministers of the united kingdom

CP Snow

calabash

gourd

apocolocyntosis

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[bamboonian]

Lorenzo's Roadtrip to Frogballs Arkansas

It's the first day of summer break for Lorenzo's junior year going into senior year. He goes to bed around midnight in his little brother's room alone, excited for what's to come. He's planning on hanging out with his friends, going to the shore and going to a call of duty convention sometime in July around his birthday. Lorenzo wakes up later that same night and there's a woman standing outside his window.

He usually doesn't sleep with the blinds open but his brother, Gunner, was dancing in the dark a couple hours previously. Lorenzo mentally shits himself as he sits up and she starts to slide the unlocked window up. Lorenzo slams the window down and shatters the crack head's radius. She winces in pain then turns to look at him with her sunken in eyes and lets out a banshee-like scream. In turn Lorenzo screams, jumps back and knocks over his Xbox standing on his dresser and it shatters into a million little pieces.

"YOU BIITCH!" Lorenzo bellows. Meanwhile Lorenzo's step parents hear all of this commotion from the hallway and start kicking in his door. Lorenzo is wearing nothing but his Modern Warfare 2 special edition socks.

The door swings open and he's standing looking at them as they come in knowing what they think already. They yell at him as they assume he snuck a girl into the house and was having relations with her. He tries to explain but it doesn't matter. They scream at him and ground him for three weeks. They exit the room and he submits in a passive-aggressive manner by slamming the door right on their heels. He slams the door so hard he jumps from the noise and immediately regrets it.

"I'm sor-," Lorenzo says,

"No you know what, fucking forget it, you're going with your little brother on the road trip," Lorenzo's step dad sentences. Lorenzo buckles to his knees and starts to beg for forgiveness but it's too late. Their minds are set.

Lorenzo wakes up at the crack of ass to Gunner screaming his ears off because he just got a Samsung Galaxy Tab 8. Meanwhile Lorenzo ponders over his shattered xbox that hes had for eight years on the floor. A voice from downstairs calls out,

"Lorenzo, breakfast is ready." He shuffles into the dining room rubbing his head. Lorenzo crafts his morning platter. Waffles with tostino's pizza rolls and captain crunch ocean blue maple syrup.

"Breakfast of champions," Lorenzo mutters to himself. Lorenzo sits down at the dining room table and begins to consume his cuisine and whatever stupid show his brother is watching on youtube on the TV.

"It's gonna be cold in Arkansas. You better wear a jacket and pants," his step-mother states.

"Yeah you better pack some winter clothes," his step-father adds. Lorenzo nods in agreement not knowing Arkansas and the whole United States of America is about to experience a massive heat wave most of the summer.

"Lorenzo, they texted and said they're on their way," his step-mom says. Lorenzo shudders in his seat. He really doesn't want to go on a three day road trip to Frogballs, Arkansas and the only person he knows is his brother. His brother's friend and their parents are going with them. Lorenzo puts on sweatpants and a winter jacket. He charges his phone and 3DS as one does. He decides with the two hours he has left until they get to his house he's going to masturbate instead of packing for the trip.

He tells himself after he's finished he'll pack. He grabs his phone and lurks into the bathroom with no lock. It has been three weeks since Lorenzo last ejaculated. The sun is setting as Lorenzo is trying to find the perfect video to masturbate to. It takes him almost an hour until he starts to stroke and choke. He sets his phone on the toilet seat that's open and has to balance it. Any movement could cause the toilet seat to fall down and his phone too. Twenty minutes later and he's nearing climax as his brother starts to run around and slam shit into the walls. This causes Lorenzo to go on high alert. He keeps losing his erection and screams at Gunner.

"GUNNER STOP, I'M TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT!" Gunner ceases for a couple minutes and then proceeds to start back up again as his friend and his parents had arrived earlier than anticipated and a car outside starts honking their horn. "LORENZO COME ON, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THERE," his step-dad screams. A huge crash vibrates through the house causing the toilet seat to slam and his phone to fall into the toilet. Slack-jawed and salivating all over the floor Lorenzo is determined to finish and presses onward. The car horn keeps honking outside and Lorenzo begins to ejaculate as this heightens his arousal because there is a time limit but his body revokes his access to ejaculation because loud thunderous footsteps starts storming their way to the bathroom. He hears the doorknob begin to turn.

Lorenzo screams like a banshee,"WAIT!"

His step-dad screams, "What the hell are you doing in there." "I'm taking a shit," Lorenzo explains.

"Well then flush the toilet when you're done," his step-dad asks. Lorenzo says okay and flushes the toilet not realizing his phone is still in there. He realizes it as he's washing his hands and goes to look for his phone. He goes blank faced and looks at the shower wall. He storms out of the bathroom with pent-up sexual frustrations seething from him as he had been blue balled again. It turns out they hadn't arrived. That was just their crackhead neighbor getting locked out of their own car and Gunner's friend's parents have hit traffic so they'll be late. Lorenzo goes to his room and starts hitting and choking his pillow like uncle Jake. Then he takes the chance to pack anything he'll need on the trip. Toothbrush, clothes, water, snacks, gaming laptop, chargers, cod mobile beanie since it's going to be cold and a Nerf gun just in case.

He's playing call of duty modern warfare gun game eating pizza rolls again to pass the time. He plays for four hours until 1 AM. His eyelids feel so heavy, the fan provides soothing cool calm comfort. He begins to fall asleep when DUN! DUN! DUN! His door sounds like it's being broken down by a swat team. Lorenzo's heart lurches out of his chest so much his left arm begins to cramp and become stiff.

"They're here," his step-dad politely informs him. As wakefulness fills him, Lorenzo feels the need to vomit. He throws off the blanket and runs to the bathroom. Unfortunately the door is locked so Lorenzo starts frantically knocking then pounding the door but to no avail. He pukes on the door and floor and his digestive system begins to purge itself from the other front and diarrhea begins pouring out of his back end. He's wearing skin-tight light blue work jeans. He starts to shiver and shout.

"I think I'm sick... my heeaaad," Lorenzo stammers.

"You'll be fine, you'll get some fresh air on the trip," his step-mom says. "I'm sure the windows will be open and you can breathe fresh air. They have a big car. Here sweetie, take this." His step-mom hands him a ginger ale. Lorenzo starts to say,

"But I don't want to-,"

"Would you rather spend the weekend at uncle Jake's," his step-dad offers sadistically.

"NOOOO," Lorenzo blares.

(Lorenzo's uncle Jake)

"Alright then," his step-dad finishes. His uncle Jake's house is the last place Lorenzo wants to be. Last time Lorenzo visited his uncle Jake's drug den apartment in Atlantic city was when him and uncle Jake almost crashed on the Atlantic city expressway going back home as his uncle was on a two week meth bender screaming out the window and driving 90mph into incoming traffic.

As Lorenzo walks down the steps towards the running vehicle tears start to form in his eyes as his stomach and head pain intensifies. "THREE DAYS," He thinks to himself. He opens the door and the smell of tobacco strikes Lorenzo's nose as well as the smell of vomit. It's a seven seater mini-van. The parents sit up front, his brother sits in the seats behind them along with the older brother who is thin as a fork tine and is as white as a cloud. He doesn't notice Gunner's friend is missing... or so he thought. Lorenzo looks back to the only open seat which is in the very back. He solemnly makes his way to the back, to his hell. Everyone is in the car and Lorenzo is wondering why they haven't started driving yet. He looks up front and they are looking at not a phone or GPS, but a map. Lorenzo yelps mentally.

They find where they are going and no words are said. Lorenzo looks at the mirror and the dad is staring back at him with an uncomfortable glare. The seat next to him is filled with stinky clothes and change. They hand back an 80-lb mini fridge with all the sodas and drinks and let it drop on Lorenzo's lap and left arm. The friend brought their two chihuahuas they couldn't leave alone for the maybe three days they'll be gone. They are running around in between the seats and knocking things over. He keeps hearing something rolling on the floor every turn. Sadly they put the litter box right at Lorenzo's feet. Either he has to sit really wide legged or put his feet in the litter box.

They begin driving finally. Thirty minutes later as they are getting onto the highway Lorenzo just remembered that he left everything back at his house. His stomach rumbles in confusion. He reaches for his ginger ale. It's nowhere to be found. Lorenzo then looks down to his right next to the car door in front of him is his ginger ale.

"Gunner, can you hand me my ginger ale," Lorenzo whispers. Gunner ignores him as he's watching a slender man lets play on YouTube. They start to roll the windows up and turn the heat on which is weird considering it's 92 degrees out at night. One of the heat fans is aiming right at the back of Lorenzo's head. He's trying to reach and stretch way up behind him and turn it or close it. The dad sees this in the mirror and hollers at him to cut it out. Lorenzo submits.

Lorenzo can't lay down or do much to make him comfortable. He can't even fall asleep anymore because every time he does the chihuahuas start to bark because his head leans down toward their makeshift bed to his left. He sits for the next eight hours stationary as his legs start to cramp and his lower back starts spasming. The heat is getting to him. It's now half a day in and they haven't made any stops yet.

"We're hot people," the mother says to Lorenzo. "We like to take our time, you know."

A few hours later the older brother's tobacco flavored vape gets done charging and he starts to use it as the parents realize a hot boxing session is about to commence. They turn the heat on full blast and start chain smoking with the windows rolled up in the black car as the sun beats down. It's almost 120 degrees outside as Lorenzo is wearing his winter jacket and shit-stained work jeans. The swamp-balls and ass begin to come in ten fold. His left arm is pinned down by the mini fridge. Neuropathy starts to seize his left arm. He's so hesitant to say anything.

"Hey," Lorenzo whispers.

"Hey," Lorenzo says.

"Hey," Lorenzo yells.

"HEY," Lorenzo screams. Everyone continues to look at their phones and the dad keeps driving.

Lorenzo begins screaming and knocking on the car roof. They respond by turning up the song that's been playing on repeat for the last eighteen hours. Bon Jovi - Livin on a Prayer. He goes retard for a couple seconds and begins banging his right arm against the hard plastic column on his right and hits one too many times and shatters his radius. He winces and howls in pain. He can barely breathe, see and hear as his stomach starts to become confused again and tries to turn itself inside out.

This pain is absolutely unbearable. Lorenzo begins thrashing around violently and screeching desperately in the back seat as the chihuahuas keep barking and gnawing at him. Then the vomit explodes and starts streaming from his mouth. He can barely breathe in between surges of vomit so much it starts to come out of his nose and clogs his sinuses. He passes out from the lack of oxygen.

He wakes up two hours later as they are pulling out of a Dairy Queen. Everyone got a blizzard and some fries.

"I hope no one wanted anything to eat or drink," the dad mentions. He looks at Lorenzo through the rear-view mirror as he says this. Lorenzo just stares at everyone as they dine on their french fries. The smell of savory fries and sugar malted creaminess fills the car as Lorenzo salivates all over his throw up crusted face. But that's that and everyone eats a couple fries and dumps the rest in the only trash bag up front.

The next night in the car. And just two more days of this Lorenzo says to himself. Lorenzo actually starts to become sleepy. He passes out and has an amazing dream. He wakes up next evening as the sun is setting. When he wakes up the chihuahuas are sitting together and looking at him wide-eyed for some reason. Lorenzo becomes weirded out by this. He makes threatening motions to them by sticking his neck out and widening his mouth. They don't budge. Then he realizes they're looking behind him. He slowly starts to turn his head around but before he does it all the way the figure behind him wraps a fishing line around Lorenzo's neck and garroles him with it. The figure is Gunner's friend who had been sitting in the trunk the whole time. The friend is able to use all his weight since he can sink down into the trunk area. Lorenzo's eyes are bulging out of his skull as he is on the brink of death. He's trying to stretch back and somehow stop his strangulation. Then the dad sees Lorenzo doing this and thinks he's trying to reach the heat vent blowing the musty swamp air on him and slams the brakes on the highway.

The tires screech and Lorenzo, the friend and everyone in the vehicle gets launched forward. Lorenzo smashes his forehead against the metal prongs that hold the head rest to the seat in front of him.

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS KID!" The dad screams.

"He's acting like he's possessed," the nicotine addict brother explains.

"I know right, he just can't sit still," the mother says solemnly.

As the car sits still in the middle of nowhere at night. Everyone starts to go back on their phones. The mini fridge is now leaking juices and soda everywhere onto Lorenzo's lap. The chihuahuas start to lick and nibble his crotch area. Lorenzo screeches as one tries to devour his fanta soda-covered testicles. The dad then throws his hot coffee at Lorenzo. It meets his face and contents spill out and scorch his chest and neck and then sear his lips shut. He thrashes in awkward silence as the car starts moving.

Lorenzo is trying to pierce through his lips with his tongue when he spots something odd on the side of the road. He sees a man talking to a strange pale white woman with long dark hair and glowing red eyes. It looks like the man is trying to calm the being down before it starts chasing him and he trips on something and she enters him with her tentacles. Lorenzo doesn't know what to make of it and continues staring off into space trying to figure out what led him here. His head then finally drops and looms silently.

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[helpimhyperfixating]

What if all the stardust crusaders were also mermen?

This is my first time writing for the other Jojo’s, so I’m sorry if they’re ooc. I tried 🤷‍♀️

Didn’t know exactly what you wanted so I just did some random things XD (sorry for the weird formatting)

What if the Crusaders were also Mermen? Chaos, that’s what. Just imagine a journey across the seas just to beat up the sea snake that is Dio, but then think ten times harder. Going from the Pacific Ocean, to the Indian Ocean, into the Arabian Sea all just to get his ass.

Enemies are still sent by Dio, but now Dark Blue Moon is no longer special, kek. No but, while the enemies remain similar, Stands aren’t really a thing and therefore it becomes more a fight of physical strength. When Mer can come in all sorts of shapes, colours and sizes however, the battles always remain with an unsure outcome. Vanilla Ice the Giant Squid was a very close call.

The journey itself was tiresome, with them having to swim the entire way instead of being able to use transportation. Not to even mention other things. Every day is chaos - not even taking enemies into account - when travelling with the crusaders:

Polnareff won’t have to worry about clean toilets for once but still always seems to be complaining about something, Kakyoin and Jotaro are both still adolescents so they don’t quite have a grip on their instincts yet, more easily distracted by small things such as animals they don’t yet know or a shape quickly fluttering away in the current (must be chased and caught!!!), Joseph is basically an overgrown adolescent even if he is the patriarch of the pod so he usually shoots along with his grandson and friend. Iggy is there but then he isn’t??? And then he is again?? All in all, Avdol should get a medal, award, title, anything and everything really for his patience and ability to keep the others on track and keep them going.

Now, personality wise:

The Joestar pod is a big one. Family and friends coming together over time to form a larger and larger pod until it is eventually one of the largest out there. All kinds of Mer have come together to form this giant family unit and - apart from one defect (Dio) - it has stayed surprisingly tight knit.

Jonathan:

He is the pod patriarch, making the decisions together with Erina, who is the matriarch.

Super protective of the pod. Would shield the entire family with his body if he could. But since he can’t he’ll settle for just shielding all the pups, since the others can protect themselves. He is large enough to do so anyways.

Best play mate possible. All the pups love him.

I imagine he either has the body of a seal, or a blue whale. Very different yes, but he is just an excited ginormous puppy, hence the seal. But he is also a gentle giant, hence the blue whale. And also... other, more obvious reasons (*cough* he buff and giant *cough*).

Joseph:

In his younger years, he is the bane of existence of all the adults in the pod. In both his adolescent as well as young adult/adult stage, Joseph is a hyperactive troublemaker. More than once he has snuck out of pod territory, only to come fleeing back with an angry sea creature on his tail, needing resident buff protector Jonathan to step up and chase his attacker off.

In his older years, he has mellowed out a bit, needing to be since he inherited the position of pod patriarch from Jonathan. He is however, still a prankster and always will be. He will play a prank on the pups every so often where he pretends to have died in the night when they come get him for meal- or play time (He’s been scolded by Suzie Q for that after one of the pups burst out crying. He promised to never do it again, but he definitely will).

I imagine he has the lower body of a dolphin. Dolphins can be real assholes. But also very playful and agile, which Joseph stays, no matter his age. Either that, or a sawfish. Their faces look a little silly, but don’t bloody mess with them. They are fast as all hell and they can also get to be fujking big. About 7 meters (23 feet) on average to be exact. But then again, Joseph wouldn’t get the face so he has nothing to worry about.

Jotaro:

Oh, Jotaro. Our resident grumpy Mer. In a pod dynamic he usually has one of two moods. Tolerant, or, leave me the fuck alone. Usually it is the latter.

Surprisingly enough however, his personality seems to appeal to several of the pups. It’s about a 50/50 chance whether they’ll be scared of him, or think he is the coolest. Oftentimes a disgruntled Jotaro can be seen, followed by about two or three small Mer who are chatting his ears off or chewing on his side fins as they teeth.

Thanks to this, Jotaro is often the one who goes hunting. It finally gives him a bit of that peace and quiet he needs. Yare yare indeed.

I imagine Jotaro to have the body of a bull shark. Not the biggest or most aggressive shark out there, but part of the top 3 for sure. Also, Mer have the tendency to have their tails be bigger than their animal counterpart, such is definitely the case with Jotaro. Male bull sharks averaging in about 2 meters in length while just Jotaro’s tail is already almost double that.

Josuke:

Josuke has inherited some of his father’s hyperactivity unfortunately. The young Mer can often be heard from a mile away whenever he is hanging out with his friends.

Speaking of which, one day Josuke just turned up with several Mer in need of a home. Guess they’re part of the pod now!

Josuke is always quick to help anyone who needs it though. Need a hand? Josuke is there. Want someone to watch the pups? Might be a bit of a hazard, but Josuke will gladly do so. Need something that is very specific and probably quite a swim-distance away? Josuke is already on his way there.

He just wants to help and be useful, let him do stuff please 🥺

Still somehow has his hairdo, even underwater.

I drew Josuke as a Nurse shark a little while back, but for some reason I can also really see him being a sting ray?? I don’t know why, I think a sting ray fits him but that may be my bias towards stingrays.

But the lower half I can really see him having is that of a sailfish. (Have you seen the sails on those fish? They are just as impressive as Josuke’s hair. It’s a perfect match) they are fast as fuck boiiiiii, perfect for our lovable goof.

Either that or he is an otter cause they are bloody adorablez

Giorno:

Giorno wasn’t born as part of the Joestar pod unfortunately. Growing up, his father, Dio, had different goals and morals and broke away from the Joestar pod. Oftentimes Giorno heard him talk about the old pod he was once a part of, and how he vowed to wipe it from the sea.

This sparked a curiosity in the young Mer and when he was old enough, he decided to just up and leave the Brando pod. His initial goal was to find the Joestar pod he had heard so much about, but on his travels, he came across a different one. After spending some time with them, he decided to remain with Bucciarati and his pod of misfits.

All kinds of sea creatures flock to Giorno. For some reason, the calm and confident aura he gives off makes many animals feel safe and protected, hiding under or against his body if he is resting or sitting down on the ocean floor, or - if Giorno allows it - following him as he swims.

Giorno. Hmm, Giorno. I think he might have the lower body of a barracuda or a lion fish. Sleek, streamlined, dangerous. Or, pretty, yet hard to approach with his poisonous spikes poised unless he trusts you and allows you near. His spikes will lie as flat down his body as he can get them to show this. Not many Mer have this honour.

(Or he is part of the requiem shark family, lols, sorry I had to)

Jolyne:

Jolyne can be energetic or standoffish, you can never really tell which of the two it will be. Her dynamic in the pod differs from day to day depending on her mood, but when it comes to it, there is nothing she won’t do for it.

Very playful and giddy. Loves to hang out with her best friends and is the unofficial appointed forager with how much stuff she brings back whenever she goes for a swim.

Jolyne’s lower half. Hum hmm. Her body either somewhat resembles a butterfly fish, only- updated to be more mermaid like by being more stretched out, her tail fin mainly resembling the fish while her tail is more classic. It’s very pretty though and she somehow has some octopus genes in her, making her able to change colours, which she absolutely loves to do, nearly coming in with a new colour every day (though she has a few favourites) Either that, or she resembles her dad a little more with the lower half of a spinner shark. She’s sleek and agile. A swift and dangerous predator you should not mess with. She might look harmless when she’s chatting with her friends, but when she is spinning at you with claws poised and no way to escape, you’d click a different tune.

Haven’t read part 7 or 8 yet, sorry :(

[servegrilledcheese]

tag game!

lets go girls ! tagged by @astystole & @meksims

Nickname: nino

Zodiac Sign: cancer sun, capricorn moon, pisces rising

(i have no clue what that means but my that’s what my co--star chart says)

Height: 172 cm or 5′8″ according to my drivers license.

Last Movie I Watched: i don’t remember anymore. the next movie i want to watch is jurassic park (1993) bc jeff goldbum.

Last Thing I Googled: hbomberguy. i was watching his video essay about the origins of the anti-vax movement.

Favorite Musicians/Artists: according to my spotify on repeat playlist, mariah carey, olivia rodrigo, and slayyyter

Current Song That is Stuck in Your Head: i’m kissing you by des’ree bc of the romeo + juliet clip i referenced

Lucky Number: 12 i just decided

Currently Wearing: worn out white v-neck tee and blue and white striped betlog pj shorts

Dream Job: lottery winner or trophy wife

Dream Trip: paris again or tokyo probably. i want to replace all the water in my body with ramen soup and kohee.

Languages: english and filipino

Ocean side or Mountains: ocean! gimme that amalfi coast view.

Do you play any instruments?: i’ve been playing the piano for 9 years!

Current Favorite Song: touch my body by slayyyter

One random fact about yourself: when i walk my cat, i bring a plastic poop bag and toilet paper with me which are just props to make me seem like a responsible pet owner who picks up after his cat. (i am not and i do not). my cat conceals her shit exquisitely (she digs a hole, squats on the hole, and covers the hole). the other cats in the neighborhood do not, and i don’t want my neighbors to make the assumption that the shit lying around near the sidewalk is my cat’s. sometimes when my cat has finished shitting i roll out some toilet paper, pretend to get the shit out of the soil, and fold the unused toilet paper into the poop bag, but only when i’m visible from the security cameras.

Describe yourself as an aesthetic: static playing on a spray-painted baby pink tv from the 90’s with bedazzled antennas inside a trashed apartment unit.

tagging @kazuaru @aniraklova & @klayde!! do whatever you want.

[researchetcsblog]

tidal energy marketing Advice - What You Need To Knows

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Tidal Energy market development trend, sales volume and sales value (million USD) forecast in regional market, the main regions are China, USA, Europe, India, Japan, Korea, South America, Southeast Asia.

Sales forecast by type/application from 2021-2026

Industry chain, downstream and upstream information is also included.

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Tenax Energy

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AquaGen Technologies

Atlantis Resources Ltd.

Ocean Power Technologies, Inc.

Ocean Renewable Power Company LLC

Marine Current Turbines Ltd.

Scotrenewables Tidal Power Ltd

BioPower Systems

Blue Energy Canada Inc.

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Pendulor Device

Oscillating Water Columns

Barrage

Others (Lagoon and Turbine)

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[roseprincesskristina]

New Year Love

((Since this is the true conclusion of 2020 despite of all the gun violence, pandemic, deaths, sadness and such. But now, everyone begins with a new chapter for 2021. For this story, humans and reploids are more prepared for the millennium of a lifetime, saying goodbye to the old year by making way for the true beginning of the future. While the two Maverick Hunters are, on the other, are enjoying their new year celebration by spending with each other in private at HQ, especially Zero's room. Before reading, it involves yaoi. So if you are not a fan, then you don't have to read this fiction. But, if so, you're welcome to enjoy this story. Anywho, without further ado, please enjoy reading and Happy New Year! 😊🎉🎉🎉🎇🎇🎇))

Midnight has slowly made its way by the appearance before the starting event of this evening's New Year extravaganza party here in Abel City, where the white diamond orb of light ascended into the middle of the dark sapphire skies, sided with a few stars twinkling beautifully like the precious gems or the clear oceans. Crickets created a quiet chirping sound for the soothing mood when it comes to nighttime, fireflies brighten their bottoms into the flashy shade of green for an even more peaceful atmosphere all across the earth. Humans, along with reploids, are surely hyped up for the conclusion of this previous year due to the endless cycle of maverick revolution ruled by the infamous king of all irregularities and former commander of the band of hunters, Sigma.

Few or many lives have been revoked into death, cities crumbled from certain attacks, and to cease the existence of all mankind to all the strongest robotic kind to rule the universe for eternity.

With every bit of hope have almost been decreased hastily, but thankfully, a duo of elite crime busting hunters have intervene the former mad commander's ambitions as well as to destroy his schemes in puny smithereens. One of them is the pure hearted B Class gun user who despises the unyielding feud between machines and man with the possessed potential. The other one is the serious, too cool for school A Class beam saber wielder with a non reckless strategy and lacks the practice of mercy towards enemies. Together, they're known as Maverick Hunters. Humanity's last hope for achieved freedom from disasters. Battling their paths throughout a horde of those who would follow their master's footsteps, especially the eight criminals that use to be hunters from before. Dueling against the arrogant rabble rouser in purple named Vile, and finally, ending the nightmarish nightmare by defeating the big boss himself. Numerous times in fact, no matter how many times he resurrected himself, but always dismantled by the irregular hunting crusaders. Peace has been restored at last, cleansed by the virus of villainy, where everyone began to applaud towards the hunters of foiling their enemies dreams. And this, where it all began, the true combination of both reploids and mankind living as one.

Meanwhile, back at the present time where everyone, as well as the Maverick Hunters, have began their special occasion at the Hunter HQ garden fields. Decorated everyone including the new year drop ball for the later countdown. While the guests are partying, having a wonderful time together, chatting, enjoying foods and drinks, taking turns with their speeches about others who made their lives even better if it wasn't for them during the crazy year, and lastly, telling of their new years resolution. Folks and reploids are remaining by having a blast. Even the rousing young prototype who is now a hunter, Axl.

Elsewhere away from the gang, the two droids, X and Zero, are relaxing in one piece alone inside of each other's room, enjoying their new year solo time in the dark. Mouth connected all night long without ever wanting to stop, caressing their backs smoothly, grinding on one's  armored bodies to force out the satisfy moans from the lower part of their stomachs.

"U...Unh~ Oh Zero~ Please don't stop yourself from polishing my body~ I... I kinda love it when you massage me~" Moaned the shy hunter of the 17th unit, intrigued by his crimson partner's soft touch across him. Letting out his pinkish tongue before panting, pleading for more.

"X~ You know I love it when you're enjoying my hands placed on your gorgeous little ass along with your body~" Aroused the blood colored mentor, kissing his lover's entire body with a starving attitude. "I want more of you, baby~ Your softness and nature have cured my cursed bloodlust from the past~ I lost control of myself, but now that you're here by my side, I felt peacefully comfortable around you~"

"Zero~ Zero~ I don't wanna live in this new year without you~ You're even more important to me that lifted my spirits~ Reminding me of your inspiration has made me the symbol of peace, helping others in need and beating Sigma with my full power and your courage that help me succeed~ It's all thanks to everyone who guided me, especially you, my love~"

"X~ You also done the same thing when I was acting too serious during my missions~ Refusing to accept anyone's help but to work on my own turfs, becoming stubborn every time someone wanted to help, and I'm very sorry for calling soft because of your emotions and sympathy towards your foes~ It really inspired me to be myself and still as cool thanks to you~ Nothing would put a smile upon my face more than your words of kindness which filled my cold broken heart~ So, thanks again, baby~ You really made my day~"

Influencing each other with the gallon of appreciation, sided along a plate of love, the cuddling couple resuming their enjoyment together by lip sucking like there's no tomorrow or next time. Making out all crazy on the bed, tongue kissing, giving one a naughty spanking for being a bad reploid. Comforting each others well beings or souls by their warmth, ignoring useless judgements by flushing them, along with hatred, down the toilet where it belongs. Living within their less colder shadows with full confidence, snuggle into one's shoulders without getting lost in the middle of nowhere but ridicules from anyone possessing a haughty personality. Watching out or got their backs when it comes to danger, filling in due their absence from missions or meetings.

"Zero~ What would be your new years resolution~?" He asked, but was already aware of that answer.

"It's obvious, babe~ To stay by your side for as long as it takes~ Cause I'm not going anywhere now that you're alone with me~" The upperclass hunter replied, pulling his cerulean closer to him for a deeper smooch as well as the desperate taste.

"I would think of doing the same thing~ I felt very strong hearted around you, Zero~" The kind spirited lower class smiled, responded with a kiss while being pulled towards.

"Mmmm~"

"Mmmmm~"

Their longing silent mouth connections have shut off the horrible memories that bother them, as well as their focuses, replacing all of it with each other's images to help them relax and regain control once again. Leaving everything in the past behind them or to never look back. For a harmonious year to come very shortly, two hearts have finally conjoined into one.

"Zero~ I love you~ With all my heart~"

"I love you, X~ Even if it means to sacrifice my life to protect you~"

"And I will always be your guardian angel to help you rise up when you're going to give up~"

"And I'll be your undying strength when you're giving out~"

Outside the Hunter Base, the entire crowd is completely prepared for the exciting countdown to be announced. Their hearts began to pump a rapid beat to helping the blood increase greatly. Even the teen shape shifter has felt this hyped up since his first promotion of becoming an irregular destroyer. They all have directed their attention upwards the skies for the fireworks to burst after the millennium ball has descended.

Inside, both the maverick stoppers wrapped themselves into each other's arms for a permanent embrace. Cherishing their hearts with tenderness and softness clothing their surroundings to form a private barrier around them without interruption from anybody.

"Thanks for being here with me all these years, Zero~ Having you by my side has really put a grin on my face~" X said gladly, feeling the endless warmth from his mentor's hand keeping him company.put

"Anytime, X~ You've done the same for me since we met~ Everything would be a living hell without you~ I'm glad that peace has been brought back because of you~" Replied Zero, smiling towards his young lover into his grasps. Happily being with one another forever, away from the densed insults showering them. But to be praised by those with positive traits around them that assist their mysterious potential to proceed further instead of stopping. Earning complements and friendships that never ends. Also, to be there for all reploids and humans.

"And mostly ~.... "

"But most of all~...."

And finally, the backwards counting has commenced as everyone joined in. While the two lovers would approach each other for a new year kiss.

The crowd starts to count: "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!"

Both irregular fighters have reached into their faces saying this before the reunited lip mashing.

"You are my everything~"

"You are my everything~"

The entire audience have shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!" as they cheer roaringly, while both lovers have kissed at last. Hearing the booming effects of the bursting fireworks into the air, lighting on their armors into the middle of a occasional deep smooch. All kinds have continued their fun during the beginning of the new millennium, hoping for it be far more better than this year. And as for the B and A Class heroes, well, everyone is already aware of their new year resolution: Staying by each other's side no matter, even when it means to sacrifice their lives.

"Happy New Year, Zero~"

"Happy New Year, X~"

"And... I love you~..."

"I love you too, baby blue~... Never forget it~"

"Oh Zero~"

"Oh X~"

"Zero~"

"X~"

"Zero~...."

"X~...."

"Zero~..... " Whispered the peace admiring buster bearer, proceeding his face towards his loving partner closely.

"X~...." Same goes for the scarlet swordsman, meeting his cute teammate's face for a preparing lip to lip sucking as well.

The duo are now continuing their holiday moment with each other alone by meeting lips once more, allowing the rest to enjoy their evening as well. Hopefully, this new and improved chapter will become much more tranquil than the unending disasters happening from the old year. Wherever there's trouble hidden itself out of suspicion without ever to become noticed, the inhuman hunting dream team will always get the job done quickly and over with. All humans and reploids will forever live as one, no matter the difference or appearances, everything will be possible.

The End

Happy New Year, everyone!

[saundraswriting]

Need Some TLC Chapter 5: Groceries

SUMMARY: Steve and Bucky decide to step in for your health and a third conspirator joins the ranks

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You stood looking at your front door for a moment or two before smiling and shaking you head. Glancing around, you noticed that your kitchen was clean, but the living room needed tidying up and the bathroom, your bedroom and laundry needed finished. "No time like the present." You muttered to yourself, deciding the living room would be a good start and quickest, you got to work. You straightened the throw blankets and small pillows and cushions. the knick-knacks were organized and DVD's were put away, in their proper cases. you bagged up all the trash and recycling and moved on to the next room.

Laundry was started once more, the bathroom scrubbed and you changed your sheets in your room. You cleaned up the dirty clothes in your room, both you not scrub hamper and scrub hamper, and gathered the old dishes and long-dismissed wrappers and protein shake bottles. You put away all the laundry in your clean laundry basket and dusted your hands off. "Done! That's it!" You cheered to yourself. You transferred laundry once more and got a few things ready for work and meals for the next few days. The clock read 8:00 PM. You had near 20 hours until you had to go back to work again, and your apartment was clean and safe and welcoming again, not the pigsty it was hours ago.

'Watch a movie? or Settle in early?' You thought to yourself. As you looked between your TV and bedroom door a buzz in your pocket distracted you.

'You still up for a pizza and a documentary? We don't want to impose.'  The text was sent by a known contact with the name "Bucky". You changed it to Sgt. Barnes. You thought about it and after everything that had happened today, the walls that had come down and the fire and finally being off, you realized you wanted company. 'Yeah, I can go to bed once we are done. Won't be too much later than usual.' You thought.

'Yeah. Come on over! Both of you, you have a key.' You texted him back.

"I nor Steve would abuse this privilege. We won't use our keys willy-nilly."Sargent Barnes replied.

'I only meant that you could let yourselves in. I know you won't abuse it. Jeez, didn't mean to offend your delicate sensibilities.' You send your message with a few smiles to not offend.

'I will be no more offended than you when I tell you that we already have pizza and am currently trying to get into your apartment.'  He replied.

 'Confident?'  you texted back.

"Yeah, a little. Can we watch and ocean documentary? With Attenborough? Please?" Sargent Barnes asked pushing his way through the door, keys slipping into his pocket.

"Yeah, I have a Blue Planet on Blu-Ray and with my TV it is almost like being there. Where did you learn to text? Not to bad Sargent." You sassed at him grabbing plates and cups on the counter, Sargent Barnes brought over the pizza while Captain Rogers looked for Blue Planet in your expansive collection.

I love this documentary. I just turned it on this morning when I got home to listen to, but I fell asleep too quick. Also after dinner cause it late-ish and I want to get a good night's rest, I am going to take my sleep aides. Just some melatonin. I want to be ready for my next stretch." You told the men in your living room. Captain Rogers and Sargent Barnes looked at you, brows furrowed and lips pursed.

"More meds? Is that a good idea?" Captain Rogers paused loading the first disc.

"Melatonin is naturally produced, I am only boosting my supply a little bit. The Advil will help with the sore legs and back I am sure to get. I want to relax cause I have some aide shifts coming up. I always hurt more after aide shifts." The three of you settled with your pizza and drinks.

"Aide work? What is that?" Sargent Barnes asked.

"Yeah, I am a registered nurse. But my job includes helping the aides-or rather patient care techs as they are called now-but sometimes there are not enough aides scheduled for a shift, usually the evening shift, and I will fill in. Aides or PCT's help with the activities of daily living, toileting and dressing and rehab and bandage changing and the like. I personally like doing both jobs cause it makes me appreciate what they do more and help connect with my patients on a deeper level." You explained. Not many nurses shared you opinion, thinking aides and PCT's were below them, they didn't realize that many programs and curriculums required clinical hours before and during the programs to be accepted. Most aides and PCT's were nurses-in-training.

"Oh. So with the short-staffing you really have to do everything huh? That is insane." Captain Rogers' awe was heard in his tone.

"Nope, When I go in for a nursing shift, I have 26 Patients and my 2-5 aides can have 13-15 patients. Also it builds up aide/nurse loyalty and report. You all know what each others knows and needs to keep track off and become a better team for it, give better care for it. It makes me better and them better." You were firm in your opinion, eyes lit with a determination and fire the men did not often see. They could tell this is a fight you have fought before.

"Does not everyone agree with you? That all makes prefect sense to me and Steve. Why would people not agree?" Bucky asked, hesitant.

"NO! They don't. I have too many aides and nurses come through my unit with this...this...chip on their shoulder. Like they are owed something for picking this job. We all work shitty hours and weekends and holidays. We all miss birthdays and parties and recitals. No one is missed for that, especially in healthcare. I don't get how you can go through schooling and testing and lectures and labs and still come out of this expecting something that you won't get. How can you start this career without knowing what you are getting into? Or staying in this field knowing what it is? You are to help people, They don't want to be here any more than you do. I'm sorry, we get paid well but not that well that the money can overcome the cancelled dates and missed appointments." You were ranting wildly, hands waving and hair flying. Bucky and Steve were in total agreement. They did share a look of confusion and empathy, they were unware of your temper that was hidden under all the pleasantness. You noticed and calmed down significantly. "I'm sorry, that was uncalled for. I was ranting. You can start the show. if you need anything, help yourself." You shimmied down deeper into the couch, eyes blinking blearily at the TV.

"No! it is fine. I like seeing you open up to us. You are in the right. We get it too, not like we have great hours either." Captain Rogers said. You blinked at him and smiled. "If you fall asleep we'll close up for you. Okay?" He said it like a question but you knew it was a statement. The men turned their focus to the documentary and knew that for now, you had lost their attention.

You only paid half attention to the program. The warmth of your blanket and apartment, the relief in having it clean and the silent company of people in a shared space lulled you quickly to a fugue state. Partially formed thoughts swept across your mind but disappeared before they fully formed. Thoughts about your schedule and patients; should you make more meals? The fear of a missed alarm pulled you to awareness enough to check you phone.

Minutes passed. The episode ended. Another one started. You still stare unseeingly into the TV, blinks and breaths slowing and lengthening. The calm narration and soft spoken comments from your friends easing your muscles even more.

You fall asleep between one breath and the next, succumbing to you body's demands with one last thought about packing a lunch for tomorrow.

"Bucky looked over to see you curled up on the couch, quiet and still-pardon your rhythmic breathing. "She's asleep. Finally. I am going to put her to bed in a little bit. She needs to sleep. I looked in her fridge, she didn't have much. What little bit she had, she probably meal-prepped it. She neglects herself too much." Bucky said. He was so worried, over the time of knowing them they'd seen your weight drop and skin pale.

"I don't know. We could order some groceries. Have them delivered using Tony's service? I can handle him afterwards. You can cook like a pro, we can freeze it and meal prep for her." Steve suggested. He saw Bucky's hesitance. He shook his head and sighed. "Buck. Please do it. I know for certain she wants someone who will take care of her, and you want someone to take care of. She has been alone too long. You can change that. I will handle Tony. I told you earlier, do something, do anything. This is both." Steve continued.

Bucky smirked knowingly. "You'll handle Tony alright. You tell me to move but you freeze every time he comes near you." Bucky lost his smirk. "I guess this is something I can do for her." Bucky picked up his phone and put a call into the grocery service that stocked the Avengers' Tower and Compound and their private places. They took calls at all times to accommodate their unusual clients. He ordered tons of meats and veggies, pasta, dairy products, deli things, and junk foods too. He ordered and ordered and ordered. He wanted enough to make enough food for three meals and two snacks for two weeks. He also ordered plastic containers for all the meals and freezer. He billed Tony and gave the address for Your apartment.

"They said in an hour, they pulled everyone together that was available to make it happen so quickly. I am going to put her to bed that way she doesn't wake up. Then we are going to make her food. and a lot of it. Hopefully it will last for two weeks if not it should be a good start." Bucky addressed Steve but was looking at you. Eyes lightly brushed over your figure worried his gaze would wake you.

"Very well. Let's finish what we started. Go, take your girl to bed." Steve waved his hand in the direction of your room, seeing Buck blush out off the corner of his eye.

Bucky didn't-couldn't-answer to busy trying gently to pick you up and carry you to bed. He maneuvered the corners careful to not bump your head or feet. You didn't even twitch as he laid you on your bed under the covers, glad you already seemed to be in pajamas.

Upon returning to the living room Bucky saw Steve hunched over his phone shoulders tense and cheeks pink. Bucky rolled his eyes in silence, for all his advice Steve was just as nervous when it came to one Anthony Edward Stark-Iron Man. "Make a move, punk. Any move. Isn't that what you told me?" Bucky commented from the other end of the couch. Steve refused to give Bucky the satisfaction of seeing him flinch.

"I always give good advice, but very seldom follow it. I can't make a move on Tony. That is ridiculous. I will admire from afar, that's all I am allowed this time. Besides Tony isn't impressed by me in any sense." Steve was matter-of-fact in his words, a weariness hung around his shoulders.

"Then you are dumber than advertised. Tony is in love with you as you are in love with him. Just do something." With that Bucky left Steve to stew and played the documentary once more. Bucky watched and Steve split his attention between the TV and his phone for the next 45 minutes.

When a light knock sounded on the newly replaced door, Bucky and Steve went on alert. They silently paced to the door, avoided casting a shadow underneath. Bucky pulled a knife from his boot and Steve shook his hands before clenching them into fists. Anyone who wanted to get through to you would have to go through them.

"Delivery for Stark? Grocery delivery." Bucky looked at Steve and shrugged. They could take anyone. Bucky opened the door for the three men that had dollies full of groceries. And Tony Stark.

"Tony? What are you doing here?" Bucky asked while he and Steve moved to help unload the bags. After the dollies were emptied twice each then men bid their goodbyes and left.

"Well you did just bill me almost 500 dollars worth of groceries not 3 days after your last order. Steve told me it was for a friend, and I became intrigued." Tony spoke to Bucky but his eye kept flicking to Steve every other word.

"Her name is Y/N. She is a nurse. Lately she has been putting in too many hours. She is...amazing. She checks in and bakes for us sometimes. She constantly is working on bringing us up to date." Steve said, soft and fond. "We spend a lot of time with her when we are home. She understands what we do and likes us in spite of that. She is family." Tony froze upon hearing Steve talk about you so warmly. The fondness he had for you froze Tony's breath in his chest. He saw the ease in which Bucky and Steve moved through your apartment, Tony almost flinched but withheld. Bucky saw the hopelessness on his face and stepped closer.

"Tony. No. Please." Bucky murmured in his ear. Speaking louder he continued. "Y/N came home today and we hear her talking through the wall about sleep aides and next thing we know the fire alarm is going off and we had to break down her door cause she was sleeping through it. After fixing it and making lunch and her napping, I was griping at Steve who was teasing me, so I ordered this to help her. I wanted to take care of her, cause she doesn't take care of herself." Bucky had seen the thoughts forming in Tony's mind that you were Steve's girl leaving no room for Tony in Steve's heart. Bucky knew those thoughts had to be derailed instantly.

"Yeah, she is our only non-Avenger friend. She is alone and needed someone in her life. Today proved that. I am just glad we were home. I worry about her day and night. She works too much and to the point of illness. I gave her a key today so she had a place to go since she denied having F.R.I.D.A.Y. installed in here. It was the only way she would accept help, she refuses to burden others with her needs." Bucky continued. He could tell as Tony's shoulder relaxed and smiled softened he was successful in his mission.

Steve and Bucky moved about this stranger's apartment like they lived there themselves. Steve was putting groceries away as Bucky began to trim chicken to be frozen. It was strange, seeing these two giant men creep around your things to not disturb you, trying to do what they could to help what little family they had. "Steve can you grab the skillet? and grill pan? I will cook up some burgers and chicken and freeze them to be quicker meals." Bucky asked.

"Here and here. I am working on scalloped potatoes, they should freeze well. I will work on some salad mixes too. We can vacuum seal them to keep longer." Steve said, handing over the pans while looking for the peeler. Tony felt out of the loop but wanted to help this person who had helped his people.

"Does she have a steamer? I can help with steaming some veggies. We can make and freeze whole meals." Tony offered. Bucky looked up and smiled, thankfulness shining in his eyes. Bucky nodded and jerked his chin to a pantry. Tony went and set it up and began cleaning fruit and veggies. "I can make some fruit salad, won't keep well but I can make a small batch. We would look at high protein meals with low carbs and sugar. She is a nurse? She needed long term energy. We can freeze some fruit like pineapple and blueberries and grapes. They taste good frozen. she can snack on them too." Tony suggested. Bucky nodded emphatically. "You are right, Tony, snack are a great idea." Bucky's tension seemed to lessen with Tony's participation.

Tony picked up his phone and made a quick call, putting it down quickly. "I just called in another rush order. If we are going to do this, then we will do this right." Tony started working on cauliflower and broccoli.

"Tony, no. This isn't necessa-" Bucky started. Tony cut him off before he could finish "If she is your family, she is mine. I am more than glad to help." Bucky other took a quick breath and sent a small smile Tony's way. "Quick, we need to keep moving. I want this done before she wakes up." Bucky said.

The three men did just that. Bucky cooked chicken, burger, steak, pork, sausage. He froze it raw and froze it cooked. Bucky dated and labeled everything, even using up what little was in your freezer already. Steve made several casseroles to be frozen and labeled. Tony made his veggies and fruits and snacks and divided them up for easy access. He did freeze some bags with directions for smoothies, for the days when food would be too much effort.  They also kept some food in the fridge for easy grab and go for the next five days, hopefully they made enough food for her.

"Thank you both. I am glad she will wake up to see that this was done for her. She may just come to understand that she is cared for. Let's clean up and then we can hit the hay." He clapped Steve on his back and pulled Tony in for a hug. "Thank you especially Tony. For everything. Oh, and, remember he has loved and lost one already." Bucky pulled away, nothing on his face giving away what he had shared. Bucky looked around and saw your lunchbox and packed a well-balanced lunch and then some before scrawling a quick note and putting it on the fridge. 'We did as you asked and made ourselves at home. Steve, Tony and I took care of lunches for you and groceries. Everything is dated and labeled. If you have questions, call me. See you soon. ~xo Bucky.'

He then helped clean up their mess and shooed Steve and Tony out the door. Bucky made one last lap to ensure everything was off, cleaned and put away. He walked down towards your room and paused, fingers brushing the doorknob. "Go in, chicken." Bucky demanded himself. He crept in and watched you sleep for a small moment. Gathering his courage, he leaned down and pressed a soft kiss to your cheek and again on your forehead. "Good night, my darling. Rest well." He whispered against your skin. He left your room. He left your apartment. He used his key to double check the lock.

Bucky headed to his room and laid down, ignoring Tony and Steve's smug looks. Bucky listened to you faint breathing as he relaxed. Minutes later he was asleep.

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Season 3 Episodes 43-38 (257-272)

S3 Ep 43 (257)- Alien Invasion

Alf

S3 Ep 45 (259)- Weird News headlines-specifically Kentucky

World Record- Hissing Cockroaches

Walmart Headline

S3 Ep 46 (260)- Optical Illusions

S3 Ep 47 (261)- Weird Celebrity Kid Names

How Lando got his name

Link wants to name a daughter-Ninja- “It’s Nina with a J!”

Rhett’s Speech on introductions with weird names

Kid Names List-

-Rainbow Aurora- Holly Madison

-Calel- Nick Cage

-Pilot Inspector- Jason Lee

-Apple- Gweneth Paltrow

-Coco- Courtney Cox & David Arguette

-Kyd- David Duchovny & Tea Leoni

-Sage Moon Blood- Slyvester Stallone

-Destry- Steven Spielberg

-Ocean- Forrest Whitaker

-Rocket Rodriguez- Robet Rodriguez

- Moon Unit & Diva Thin Muffin- Frank Zappa

-Moxie Crimefighter- Penn Jillette

- Jermajesty- Jermaine Jackson

WoM-Black Spot- Hug a Stranger

S3 Ep 51 (265)- Music & Mood

Matching Outfits- Red & Blue

-Ambivalent: R- Tell Me- Kenny G

L- Two Weeks- Grizzly Bear

-Angry: R- Bombtrack- Rage Against the Machine

L-I’ve Got Rights- Hank Williams Jr.

-Paranoid: R- White Wedding- Billy Idol

L- Private Eyes- Hall & Oates

-Happy: R- It Takes Two- Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock

L- You Are The Woman- Firefall (L- “It’s got a flute!”)

-Blah: R- Beth/ Rest- Bon Iver

L- Adia- Sarah McLachlan

-Cranky: R- Beat It- Micheal Jackson

L- The Limit to Your Love- Feist

-Mischievous: R- Smooth Operator- Sade

L- Without Me- Eminem

-Devasted: R- Sing a Sad Song- Merle Haggard

L- Nothing Ever Hurt Me- George Jones

-Hungry: R- none

L-Hello- Lionel Richie

Weird Al

S3 Ep 52 (266)- Man who doesn’t have to eat again

Man who created the Soylent drink

Night Link & Night Rhett

fanfiction

WoM- Link invents the pancake

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S3 Ep 53 (267)- The Drutter

Kickstarter

Craigslist

S3 Ep 56 (270)- April Fools Pranks

S3 Ep 57 (271)- Announcing The Mythical Show

S3 Ep 58 (272) World Records

The Drutter met its goal

Link would always buy the Guinness World Record book when the bookmobile came

World Records:

-Heaviest Rideable Bicycle

-Most Toilet Seats Broken by Head in 1 min

-Full Body Contact with Ice

-World’s Tallest Living Dog

-Most One Finger Push-Ups in 30 seconds

-Most Scorpions in the mouth

-Most Swords Swallowed Simultaneously by a Woman

-Most People Crammed into a Smart Car

- Most Domestic Appliances Thrown in One Min

Rhett’s Squirrel Calls

WoM- Rhett, and Link get Superpowers

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