#Oh no shumai

[sixxtytoo]

saiou 👁️👁️

i'm gonna burn for this one. do u want me fried.

SO... as like everyone is aware i like oumota i lot more than saiou. Yes He's A Rat! but their dynamic doesn't particularly do much for me? the whole devil's advocate thing is good for him but not for shuichi, i think...??? also it really didn't help my opinion on their ship when ouma absolutely fucking brained himself after tripping on Those Goddamned Floorboards and shuichi kinda just went 'oh yeah. whatever' like hellooooo he is clearly hurt. what the fuck is wrong with you. the body discovery theme even plays, the point is that he actually would have looked dead (imo). to be really reaaaally honest if i think about shuichi's actions in canon for more than 5 minutes i start to rethink my opinion of him! what the nuts

[phantommn1969]

Dude I get unhinged when ppl overuse fuckinb SHUMAI!!! IM SAIOU SHIT!!! HE CALLED HIM THAT ONE TIME!!! ONE TIME!!!! FANDOM FLANDERIZATION IS SO ANNOYING

[drawbauchery]

Wait one minute. In the post with Kokichi and Shumai walking, is that a Future foundation agent?

*Setting up the conspiracy board for later*

oh yes, the v3 kids are all celebrities in a post-apocalyptic world. they killed and died on stream for a million sickos to enjoy. their chances of being kidnapped all over again is like..through the roof. the LEAST future foundation can do is try to keep them safe. i'd HOPE

[dwangan-wonpwa]

hc time: Ultimate Robot, K0-K1-CH1

made by Ouma Robotics

jokes about being a killer robot

"prepare to die! *whips out an arm cannon*"

(it was a fucking confetti canon.)

please do not let him meet k1-b0, he will ask them to partake in a "super awesome robobattle" since "the first law of robotics only prohibits harm against humans, riiiight?"

homophobia, but it's a shortcut for "homosapienphobia"

nicknames like "walking meat stick" and "useless pile of organs"

if asked about his backstory, he'll do a long, but vague telling of Pinocchio, and you'll only realize it near the end.

(his intended purpose was to entertain, but his AI was so impressive, he decided to learn how to reprogram his personality to something unpredictable.)

when asked if he's insecure about being a robot, or wishes to be human, he most likely will either deny it

"no way, i don't want to be a weak and filthy homosapien like you! how would i start up the robot apocalypse then, huh?!"

or exaggerate

"the truth is... i actually do wish i was human... every night, i wonder what it's like to drink s-soda, or sleep, or cry... i-i wanna be a real boy! ...and i'm not lying, you know: if i lie, my nose grows longer."

(he actually is insecure about that. he wonders if his reprogrammed personality is enough for him to be more than a robot. since he's just an AI, will there be the time where he'll be boring and predictable? in a way, he's always entertaining others, so is he just a robot doing nothing but it's intended purpose? he ponders about how he has to exaggerate his emotions, but are there even any to begin with? sometimes he lets his true emotions slip, but does he truly feel that way, or is he "subconsciously" exaggerating them, as he's programmed to? if he dropped acting 100%, would he just be this emotionless robot? if he was human, even if he was also a liar, wouldn't he be more genuine than he is now?)

you know how the live audience has this one(?) shuichi fan, right?

"hey shumai, my inner voice likes your eyes, ^p^" "ah, thanks? (how is he saying that last part..?)" "oh, they also want to break your fingers, heart emoticon, and see the color of your blood, heart emoticon!" "wh-what?!"

[pathetically-inexcusable]

Saihara hadn't heard from his purple-haired boyfriend in quite a while. He didn't answer their calls, texts, or the door when they stopped by. His extra key wasn't above the door as it normally was.

It had been a month. One long, lonely month, when suddenly he got a text. It was from Ouma, and it was rather long.

"I'm sorry, Shuuichi. You'll get over me though. I know you will, you're strong! Just...You can forget about me easily! I deserve what I'm about to do. You see- My legs are dangling off the edge, and the bottom of this bottle is my only true friend. I think I'll just...slit my wrist again. Then I'll be gone!<3 You know...A stomach full of pills didn't work again...Boring. But I'm twenty stories up, Shumai! I'm up at the top! And god, that asphalt looks so soft...I think my momma found my letter, probably called the cops...I hear the sirens off in the distance. I GOTTA take this opportunity, before I miss it! Oh, did you know that I've never bought a suit before? But...When you go to meet God, you wanna look nice..? But if I survive, I'll see you tomorrow! Bye-bye."

-@japaneselemonade (lol im sorry 4 the angst but my seasonal affective disorder is slapping my ass/neg)

Saihara was really.. and I mean, really concerned.. one month.. one entire lonely month.. he had been going to where Ouma lived and knocked on the door more times than he could count.. looking for the spare key that Ouma usually had.. only for it not to be there. He’d be lying if he didn’t say he was exhausted from crying.. from so many.. long nights he had spent awake, waiting for a text, a call.. anything.. he hadn’t been doing so good mentally ever since this time period started.. he was starting to lose hope. But, once he had gotten a sudden text, he immediately checked it.. reading it quickly.

His heart sank as he read the long message, his hands began shaking. He knew Ouma went through a lot of things in his life, but.. this was too much. He started frantically typing and typing… god.. he was making so many typos in his texts. He then started to frantically call Ouma, trying to get a hold of him as he started crying again, hiccuping from his soft sobs.

@japaneselemonade

[danganronpasurvivoraskblog]

The Enemy of my Enemy is my Enemy.

Syobai: You sure it was a good idea for us to split up?

Aw, are you saying you're worried about me?

Syobai: Worried ain't right...Annoyed is more like it.

Oh come on Syobai-kun...I know I'm a liar, but you know I don't jerk you around when it comes to money!

You'll get your bonus, just make sure you do a good job.

Syobai: Fine, whatever...Just still, if I gotta ask, why exactly are we doin' this? We coulda' ignored the recall, right? We ain't got no business in this.

Hmmmm...Good question...

I guess, if I had to give an answer...Besides you guys, Shumai and co are...the only friends I've got. I'm not so cold that I'd leave them behind...at least not anymore...

???: Kaito!? Maki!? Kirumi!?

Hm?

*Kokichi hears a voice and lets his gaze guide him towards it. He sees a familiar figure panicking in the middle of the hall.

Ugh...Where did you guys go!?

I'm gonna call you back, Syobai-kun...

*Kokichi hangs up.

Yo, Shumai!

...!?

AYAYAYAYAY! Don't shoot! DON'T SHOOT!

*As soon as Kokichi approaches him, Shuichi readies his gun.

...What...was the name...of the first member of the Four Horsemen that tried to run your Cabaret out of business...!?

Are you out of your fucking mind-!?

ANSWER ME!

AH-UH-THE-YOSAKU FUJITA! Fujita!

...

Hah...

*Shuichi lowers his gun.

You're really here...

Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

Things have gotten crazy around here...I had to make sure you weren't an imposter...

Ah...I see...And you got separated from your team, right?

Guess we'd better go find them, huh?

Wait, hold on a second...

Mm?

If you really are the real Kokichi, what are you doing here?

I know you probably got the recall alert but...you're not Future Foundation...So why are you doing this?

So I can steal Zetsubou's resources and use them for MY plan of world domination!

...Is that so?

Yeah, but I gotta eliminate some competition first. Hope you don't mind.

Heh...

[saioumaarchive]

Oh, he's dangerous, all right. This man is a thrill he hasn't experienced in ages. Kokichi finally feels forced back on his toes, taut and responsive, documenting every strength and weakness. The intensity with which Shumai scrutinizes him as well when he thinks Kokichi's not looking makes him think he's feeling the same way. Shumai isn't careless; every move he makes, every option he chooses, is done with deliberate motions. The menu timer almost feels slow compared to how fast his brain is going, and he feels like he's been thrown into an alternate dimension where time isn't quite the same and boys like Shumai are actually real life.

~ unhappyrefrain, "(i want to be) brilliant to you"

One thing I admire about this fic is how unhappyrefrain approaches the subject matter. The Dance Dance Revolution community and Danganronpa fandom don't seem to intersect much, but clearly DDR is something the author is very passionate and knowledgeable about, and they don’t shy away from talking about it. They don’t doubt their writing for a second, and because of that, it’s impossible for their readers to doubt it. On top of that, in case the terminology becomes confusing, there’s a handy DDR glossary linked in the notes! The story itself is as engaging as it is hilarious. You’ve got Kokichi, champion DDR player who’s seen so much competitive success that tournaments have become boring, finally meeting a worthy opponent in the form of Shuichi, who walks into the arcade one day and beats Kokichi’s record for the first time in years. There’s banter, a great homoerotic rival dynamic, and enough sexual tension to redefine the phrase “disaster gay”— and still room for mind games between the two of them! It's a lot of fun and I highly recommend it. If we ever see another update, I’ll be first in line!

Rated M (Nothing explicit, but I wouldn’t recommend this to a minor) 14,000 words, 3/? chapters (incomplete) Last updated 23 April 2022

~Mod Equinox

[ultimateplaylistmaker]

Shuichi: “Oh god, does your head hurt?”

Kokichi (after the Chapter 3 fakeout): “No silly Shumai, I am above pain! Pain gets me!”

knfgjkjsdngkjsng

[lilspotofsunshine]

source: [1 & 2], [3]

stumbled on this comic i’d not seen before on fumino-sensei’s twitter, so i thought i’d share a rough t/l!

Page 1 & 2

BREAKFAST [Left] Team Bread (Kouhei, Maya, Tendou, Ryuu) [Right] Team Rice (Chiba, Taichi) Taichi: Rice and shine!

RED BEAN PASTE [Left] Team Smooth (Kouhei, Maya, Tendou) [Right] Team Chunky (Chiba, Taichi) Taichi: Chunky for sure! Tendou: If I had to pick one... Maya: It’d be smooth. Placard (Ryuu): I hate sweet things.

ROASTED SWEET POTATOES [Left] Team Sticky & Gooey (Kouhei, Maya, Tendou) [Right] Team Soft & Crumbly (Chiba, Taichi, Ryuu) Taichi: Right??? Ryuu: *nodding* Tendou: Oh~ Annou potatoes are delicious, aren’t they? Maya: Y-yes!

GYOZA [Left] Team Boiled (Kouhei, Tendou) [Right] Team Pan-Fried (Chiba, Maya, Ryuu, Taichi) Tendou: Well actually, I’m Team Shumai. Kouhei: ......

KINOKO VS TAKENOKO* (*referring to the longstanding rivalry between 2 brands of chocolate snacks sold by Meiji, called Kinoko no Yama (Mushroom Mountain) and Takenoko no Sato (Bamboo Shoot Village))

[Left] Team Takenoko (Kouhei, Maya) [Right] Team Kinoko (Chiba, Taichi, Tendou) Placard (Ryuu): I hate sweet things.

Taichi: Awesome! We both like all the same things!! I really am your disciple! Chiba: It's just a coincidence. Tendou: Oh dear... Maya: It's okay, senpai!! We may have lost by numbers, but Team Takenoko will persevere!! Kouhei: Why......

Page 3

Kouhei: Taichi! Which do you prefer, udon or soba!? Taichi: Udon. Kouhei → Team Soba

Kouhei: How about cola or soda? Taichi: Cola! Kouhei → Team Soda

Kouhei: Cream stew or beef stew...? Taichi: Beef stew~ I'm hungry... *grooowwlllll* Kouhei → Goes without saying

Kouhei: So then... between cats and dogs, it must be... Taichi: Dogs! 'Cuz we can go on walks together!

Kouhei: Right, of course you'd pick dogs... Kouhei: Wait, dogs!?

Kouhei: Me too! If I had to choose, it'd be dogs! Taichi: Oh, guess we've the same taste! Kouhei: Yeah! Same taste...

Kouhei: (...But not in food!!!) Taichi: Kouhei?

[g0nta-g0kuhara]

"Fun" fact! In the Japanese verse, Kaito goes from using 'Shuichi' (as he had been since chapter two) to 'Saihara'. Which is why Shumai's name is highlighted with yellow text when he says it in Eng. Kaito is so hurt by this entire trial and ordeal that be basically demotes his poor sidekick from Besties to Fellow Acquaintance.

D: ANON. ANON THIS IS NOT A FUN FACT OH MY GOD THATS SO UPSETTING /lh

[castelias-pokemon-cafe]

Oh oh oh if I'm Emperor what is Shumai then??!?!? Youre friends right right right right right right?!

— 🏁

[n7viper]

Get to know the blogger~

Thank you for the tag @whimsyswastry! I love doing these little things 💖

Share your wallpaper: I'm doing two because I blog almost entirely from my Mac. My phone is some lovely art from @ndostairlyrium, and my desktop is the Season of Defiance art for Destiny 2

Last song you listened to: It Never Ends by Bring Me the Horizon. I'm spinning all of my BMTH records today :3

Currently reading: what's up I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read. Honestly, I'm not reading any books atm. I have spent a lot of time reading lorebooks on the Ishtar Collective lately, though!

Last movie: I think it was Knives Out

Last show: AEW All Access lol

What are you wearing right now: 👀 🤨 lol, I'm wearing black shorts, a Norma Jean tee, and a brown and teal plaid shirt over that. None of it matches, but I am not being perceived by other humans today so fuck it

How tall are you: Not as tall as I am in my head. AKA 5'7" or 170cm or so

Piercings: Also not enough! Two in each ear (formerly 3) with the bottom ones stretched to 19mm (3/4"). Nostril, septum, one tragus. I used to have an industrial (didn't have the anatomy and removed it) and a Monroe. I'm considering getting over myself and getting a vertical labret or a medusa. I need more facial piercings!

Tattoos: None, surprisingly. I'm too much of a baby and commitment-averse. (I tape stickers on my laptop because I'm afraid of sticking them. I can't handle putting permanent ink on my body lol)

Glasses? Contacts?: Glasses babyyy

Last thing you ate: A little mini airheads. But for actual food, some pork shumai.

Favourite colour: Pinkkkk pink pink pink! Specifically lighter/baby pinks like this

Current obsession: If no one's noticed, it's definitely Destiny 2

Any pets: 4 cats and a dog! :3

Favourite fictional character: Oh man, that's a tricky question, there's so many... Aside from my own OCs lol, I'm gonna say right now it's Crow from Destiny 2.

The last place you traveled: California! I'd love to go back for leisure

Tagging: No one specifically for this, just in case anyone's uncomfy with it. But if you see this and you do want to do it, you're tagged! Tag me so I can see your answers 💖

[finoalcielo]

HAMBURGER

☆ IRREGULAR FORTUNE ☆

SHUN: Today's lucky one is November, September be careful SHUN: Oh~, is it a hamburger steak today? I've been wanting to eat it♪ So happy! YORU: Have some fried eggs too!

#It was supposed to shumai, but the plan was changed

[eternal-love-song]

Let Me See You Smile

Kokichi plays with his crushes in class.

[Kokichi/Kaede/Shuichi]

[Hope’s Peak Academy, Pre-relationship, Fluff, Flirting]

"Hey! Hey!" Kokochi called out as he burst into the classroom. He was smiling manically, holding a camera in one hand and dodging Kiibo as he tried to grab him. Kaede and Shuichi both looked at each other in surprise as Kokichi ran up to their desk. 

Shuichi was the one to ask the question that was on both their minds. "Um, Kokichi, what are you doing?"

"He took that camera from an upperclassmen!" Kiibo yelled, pointed at Kokichi. 

"Nishishi, say cheese!" Kokichi yelled, pointing the camera at the two of them.

"Wha--" Kaede was cut off as the flash went off in her face and she spent the next few minutes blinking spots out of her eyes. By the time her vision cleared, Kokichi was frowning down at a polaroid picture in his hands.

"What? This is a terrible picture," he said as he tossed it to the floor, glaring at Kaede. "You have do you better than that, Kay day!"

"Kay day?" she repeated in confusion.

"Hey! Don't throw things on the floor!" Kiibo yelled again. 

Kokichi ran to the other side of the desk, dodging Kiibo's second attempt to grab him. He pointed at her. "This time, you better smile or I'll send all 10,000 members of my organization after you."

Kaede sighed. "I would have smiled the first time if you'd given me warning," she told him. 

Kokichi leaned forward toward Shuichi, flicking the brim of his hat and knocking it upward. "You too, Shumai!"

"A-ah! Okay," Shuichi agreed timidly.

"Great!" Kokichi cheered. He jumped onto the table as Kiibo reached for him again, jumping off and pointing the camera at them. "Say cheese!"

Kaede rolled her eyes before leaning closer to Shuichi and smiling brightly. This time when the camera flash went off, she was ready, and her eye sight wasn't affected nearly as much.

Kokichi looked at the picture immediately. "It's perfect!" he grinned. "Thanks!"

"Ah, Kokichi!" Gonta called out from the classroom dolor. "Upperclassmen looking for you. They ask Gonta to help find you. What you do?"

Kokichi smiled as he ran under Kiibo's reaching arm. "It's just a game of tag!" he said cheerfully. "You should be on my team, big guy!" Kokichi jumped toward Gonta as he said this and he caught Kokichi easily. 

"Oh, it a game? Gonta like Kokichi's games," Gonta said as the two of them left the room. 

"Wait, don't listen to him, Gonta!" Kiibo called as he ran out the room. 

Kaede and Shuichi were left staring at the door in confusion. "What was that about?" Kaede wondered out loud.

Shuichi pulled his hat lower on his head. "I'm not sure. Kokichi's hard to understand sometimes."

Kaede frowned, reaching forward to push his hat back up. "Kokichi was right about one thing, you shouldn't hide behind your hat so often, Shuichi." She resisted the temptation to fully pull it off, but just barely. "You have really nice eyes, Shuichi. You should show them off more."

Shuich blushed as he ducked his head to avoid her gaze. "Uh, thank you," he said quietly. 

It was only a month into the term, but Kaede already felt like she had a good handle on her classmates. Out of all her classmates though, Kokichi seemed to be the hardest to understand. As much as he lied and teased others, there also didn't seem to be anyone in the school he wouldn't talk to her. He was as sociable as he was secretive, and as many people said they couldn't stand him, there seemed to be just as many that enjoyed his company.

Kaede herself wasn't sure how she felt about the Ultimate Supreme Leader. Well, that wasn't entirely true. She knew that she didn't dislike him, but that didn't mean she knew how to respond to all his tricks and lies.

Currently, the Supreme Leader was sitting on Shuichi's desk and trying to get him to take off his hat. As soon as the bell rang Kokichi had darted over to him, a grin on his face and mischief in his eyes. 

"Come on, just a little peak?" Kokichi asked, a teasing lilt to his voice. 

Shuichi was leaning away from Kokichi as he tried to peer at Shuichi beneath his hat. "Um, I don't think..."

"I have a hat as Supreme Leader, you know," Kokichi said. "We could switch!"

Kaede put her hands on her desk as she stood up. "Kokichi, leave him alone."

Kokichi looked surprised, but it didn't last long. He grabbed the edges of the desk and leaned so far back that Shuichi looked ready to grab him to keep him from falling, smiling as carelessly as ever. "Aww, don't you agree with me, Kay Day?"

"Agree with what?" she questioned, hands on her hips. It was best to be firm when dealing with Kokichi, even if he rarely responded to authority. Too soft and he would walk all over you, but too firm and he didn't listen to you at all.

"Don't you want to see Shuichi without that hat on all the time?" Kokichi questioned. "Come on, you do, right?"

"Even if I do, you can't force him, Kokichi," she said firmly.

"I'm not trying to force him," Kokichi replied easily. "I'm negotiating. Tell her, Shuichi!"

"Um..." Shuichi looked between the two of them, tugging on his hat nervously. "It's alright, Kaede."

She huffed. "Well, I guess if you say it's alright."

"Hey! Hey!" Kokichi jumped off the desk. "What if Kaede wore your hat? That would be worth giving it up for a little while, right?"

"What?" Both she and Shuichi spoke together.

"Oh, you're both blushing!" Kokichi cheered. "Is there a romance blooming between my favorite classmates?"

"R-romance?" Kaede squeaked. 

"Th-that's..."

"Nishishi, just kidding!" 

She sighed. "Geez, you don't have to startle us like that."

Kokichi placed his hands behind his head. "You can't blame me for being curious, can you? I mean, you two are always together."

"That's called being friends," Kaede told him.

Kokichi grinned. "So what you're saying is, I should hang around you both twice as much so that we can be better better friends!"

"I don't think that's what's she meant," Shuichi said. 

Kokichi looked at him with big watery eyes and a trembling lip. "Is... Shuichi saying... that he doesn't want to be friends with me? Waah!" Kokichi broke out into fake tears.

Shuichi looked alarmed, despite knowing that Kokichi was faking. "I-I'm sorry, Kokichi! That isn't what I meant."

Kokichi sniffled. "R-really?"'

"Really. I'm sorry."

Kokichi stopped immediately. "Great! Then we'll have lunch together tomorrow!" He ran toward the classroom door, waving at them over his shoulder. "See you tomorrow!"

Kaede watched Kokichi disappear out the door before turning back to Shuichi. "You shouldn't let him play you like that, Shuichi."

"M-maybe," Shuichi said. "There's no harm in indulging him, though."

Kaede smiled as she moved closer to him. "You know, I think he likes you."

"Wh-what?"

"He's always teasing you about your hat, right? Trying to get you to take it off?"

Shuichi lifted his hat slightly to look at her. "But, you do that too."

Kaede felt herself blushing as she turned away from him."

"That's different!"

"If you say so," he replied with a shrug.

[ariyucake]

DR Prefect meet Lilia and is convinced it's all come dumb prank by Kokichi.

┊I didn't got any of that, but I'm still writing for you anyways . So uh, here we go ?

+ - - - > DR Prefect meeting Lilia and telling him about their world and people, but Lilia thinks it's all a dumb prank by Oukichi [ Ouma + Kokichi combined together <3

┊Okay so , , ,

┊Lilia was REALLY interested in you and your magical world .

┊He basically asked you to tell more about your world when you were just silently doing your chores at Ramshackle dorm .

┊And then you mentioned this hoe that he wasn't familiar with .

┊He thought you didn't have friends, well turns out you did ! And you had 5 of them . . . in which their names are Akamatsu, Shumai, Oukichi, Harukawa, and Amami . He laughed when you said ' Amami ' he literally thought you said ; ' A mommy ' .

┊When he told you to tell much much more about your world, you sweat dropped .

┊" Uh, how do I explain this ? Oh yeah . . . my world is basically shattered because of the Remnants of despair and the Ultimate Despair, Enoshima Junko herself . "

┊He asked you to tell more about the killing games and history, and y'know . All of that stuff . . .

┊But minutes later, he realized about something .

┊You've told Lilia that . . . Oukichi is a prankster ?

┊Lilia tried to connect the dots but it was really complicated .

┊When he told you about his theories - - - you laughed at him .

┊Suddenly he feels like a clown

┊You told him that Oukichi was too cheeky and childish to be a Remnant of despair or the mastermind of the killing game .

┊' Never, again . ' Lilia thought as he covered himself in his blanket . Refusing to even re - think about the situation that happened that day .

┊Embarrassing people / chars is my hobby <333

[thelemoncoffee]

HELP, this is the funniest fucking thing bc im a sucker for werewolves and have been rotting over werewolf Kokichi for a while now. when he starts to trust Shuichi he's all like,

"heyyy Shumai, what do you think about werewolves?"

"they're an interesting mythical creature, though i'd rather not have superstrength aggressive wolves roaming around because that would cause property damage."

"oh they're only aggressive if they're stupid and didn't eat a whole lot before transformation, being hungry can really mess with you you know, especially if you burn calories so fast."

"...Kokichi why does it feel like you're speaking from experience."

"what? nooo, hahaha, by the way, do you got any meat on you? raw is fine :)"

"Kokichi, tell me you're not a werewolf."

"I'm not :D"

"....you knew about the pork ribs my uncle gifted me last night, don't you."

"oh so that's what that was? it smelled delicious."

"god, and here i thought you were actually telling the truth."

"oh i am, thanks for the pork ribs, Shumai~"

"wait wh- ARE THOSE FANGS-"

"hey! they're canines!"

SKSNCCNSOXIRB i love that! Shuichi will get use to his new overgrown puppy eventually