#PISSA SWEEP

[mikaikaika]

I am never shutting up about this look at them they did the meme !!!!!!!

[annimator]

So if y’all are curious…

Here are the Top QSMP Pairings on AO3 as of New Year’s!

Top 4 Platonic Pairings (when I went through the relationship filter it only showed 4 lol)

1) Wilbur & Tallulah with 593 works

2) Quackity & Wilbur with 250 works

3) Jaiden & Roier with 250 works

4) Chayanne and Philza with 248 works

Top Romantic Pairings

1) Spiderbit (Cellbit/Roier with 1123 works)

2) Fooligetta (Foolish/Vegetta with 536 works)

3) Slimeriana (Slimecicle/Mariana with 514 works)

4) Tntduo (Quackity/Wilbur with 510 works)

5) Fitpac (FitMC/PacTW with 313 works)

6) Pissa (Philza/MissaSinfonia with 259 works)

Overall

1) Spiderbit

2) Wilbur & Tallulah

3) Fooligetta

4) Slimeriana

5) Tntduo

6) Fitpac

7) Pissa

8) Quackity & Wilbur

9) Jaiden & Roier

10) Chayanne & Philza

[pommemybeloved]

MY SUGARDUO STANS, I KNOW WE ARE STARVING RN SINCE WE HAVENT HAD A CRUMB IN WEEKS BUT WE MUST STAY SANE

NEVER BACK DOWN! NEVER WHAT?

[gothicteacup]

Emo Pissa date!!!

I was originally gonna post this for Valentine’s Day, but this took WAY longer then I expected

It’s still pretty messy but I’m still pretty happy with it nonetheless :)

(Edit: changed the layout, extra notes about au are now under the cut!)

Phil in this is VERY casual goth, his regular outing outfits usually always consist of sweatpants, socks and sandals, wrist warmers and band t-shirts. I considered him being more fancy but I think the chill dad look fits more, especially because I imagine he plays video games a lot. His hair is very scruffy, I imagine him having to constantly move it out of his eyes. He does cut it, he just gets too lazy sometimes. Oh and he totally has tattoos, probably a big hardcore heart on the chest or back and some other tattoos scattered around.

Missa is more emo, he thrives with the side sweep bang and spiky chokers. His outfit may change occasionally, though skulls are always a consistent theme in his looks. He changes his hair color a lot. Sometimes he’ll try out the scene hairlook if he’s feeling a bit different. He carries around his guitar a lot too, which explains the black strap across his hoodie in the drawing.

Oh and they definitely have some sort of charm like the skulls on their backpacks in qsmp. Maybe it’s still a backpack or bracelets, I’m not too sure. Idk whether Chayanne and tallulah would be in this au, tho It would be super cute having a little emo Chayanne matching his parents ^-^.

[italianscreenwriter-blog]

2020, February 4th

While in Italy doors are closed, here it seems that the gates are about to open.

No less I'd tell you about how a month of jokes about China about those funny Chinese men with those funny golden faces covered with extravagant masks; a generation of blurs.

As if the Chinese found a fashion to wear masks, which is something else. On the other hand, we Italians are known for the brazen conceit hasthag caput mundi .

I tell you that 2 years ago I subscribed to the gates of the Great Wall with this passport of Italian stereotypes.

An extravagance, ignorance, a month-long trip to the islands of menefreghismo, millennial trips around the "Italian cuisine is the best in the world" (It may be true in spite of everything).

And I'm coming to the planet China.

Exact! Planet!

Because everything I thought was real, truth, world, vanished here in a second. Immediately, a brain impregnated by Western capitalists, begins to update what has found an anti-virus that sweeps away all the rotten and Inuitli prerogatives coming from globalization.

So in a way, the betume melts, the memory is cleaned, there is a new useful space to discover the new world.

Oh yes ...

Because what can a carefree and curious Italian young man think.

At least fortunately I consider myself different by the time I arrived in a small town.

Everyone starts staring at you as a Martian, chanting their "帅哥" ( shuaige in Mandarin means, beautiful, beautiful), "妈呀" (maya in Mandarin, my mother), "看看那个老外" ( kankan nage laowai in Mandarin, look at the foreign one).

At my vision, it doesn't matter if they are boys or girls, young or adult, the rain stops and the Sun appears.

The crowd starts smiling at you and opening those sweet eyes. The first week as a VIP, I even met guys who stopped me in the street asking for a selfie!

After 2 years, it still happens. Showing off a shy Englishman, who then the Chinese do not care so much, they ask where it came from; Italy, my answer, of course.

Those guys start to impatient "pissa","noodles" (around the word noodles was a struggle for survival in a nationalistic mold), ending with the phrase that all VIPs hear.

And not that he calls me a playboy, indeed, I'm NOT and no wonderful beauty.

So much so that after a week, I already find the comfort of the Chinese cradle. the hospitable invitations and paid dinners at the restaurants, the invitations to the deprived of the most famous club in the city, still selfies here and there on the street with smiles and eyes.

The colonization of China went well, but on the contrary, they colonized my ego.

I'm a Laowai, you don't change the location; I'd be in Italy, too.

I love rice, from an early age, a common input to the process of worship of the beautiful country.

Not that other Bel Paese overseas, let's face it! That the only reason for his beloved name is the great rumble of the great golden arches, of basketball, and for being the first in the world to release the fried chicken thighs.

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an Italian Laowai