#PLEASE DONT BE MAD

[eijakushingomel]

Cookie Run (Simp Reader AU - in which we got a thing for Pure Vanilla Cookie....)

You were a simp.

Dote.

That was it.

No joke, you were a simp.

A terrible, terrible simp cookie who was lucky their name was Reader Cookie (yes, R. E. A. D. E. R. As in reading a book) and not a Simp Cookie. Oh Witches, imagine how awful it would be when someone just called you, "Hey, Simp Cookie! Who are you simping for today?"

Dear Witches. You were so glad your parents named you something else. Even though you were not a bookworm.

Then, one day, when your nameless village once again was attacked by a horde of cake hounds, you were tending one of the injured villagers when for the first time in your life, you met an angel.

He came with a worried frown and in rags. Not really an attire for an angel, but eh, his cute face and attitude covered for it. It wasn't actually love at first sight, per say, but you totally descended to him when he first showed his extraordinary talents in healing. He called himself as Healer Cookie.

Okay, you admitted, you loved his magic. At first.

You tried to get close to him to see what else he could do. What can he bring more to the village. What he could offer. You both got closer together, closer and closer every time you visited him and every time he greeted you with a heartwarming smile.

Then, that very same smile attracted you more than his magic did.

To be honest, you didn't know how you could fall for that charming smile. Why did you see it as charming anyway? His face was half bandages and you didn't even know his eye's colour for the Witches' sake!

(You imagine his eyes will be as warm as his smile—Reader Cookie, no.)

But dang it. You can't control your beating heart. You can't control redness on your cheeks. You can't even control how to act properly with him like a cool cookie! Even that Gingerbrave fella acted cooler than you. And he was a cookie with the simplest design you had ever met! (Sorry)

You only realized you had fallen for him when you tried to be on par in him. Not in magic, since you sucked at it, but on strength. Black Raisin had always complimented you for having one of the fastest reactions and strengths in the village, despite having a name like Reader Cookie.

But you... you never see it as something great. All you ever see was a better chance of surviving. Because you lived in a nameless village, filled with cookies who had been trying to survive after the Dark Flour War. Black Raisin was one of the greatest warriors in your village, better than you. But even she used to have two arms.

You thought Healer Cookie would be like you, hiding in the village and only come out to heal. But he wasn't like that. He was better. Way better than you would ever be.

He fought against cake hounds bravely. He never complained when he healed more than ten cookies in one go, even when he looked closer to crumbling himself. He prioritised other, unlike you.

Seeing him like that...it stirred something in your dough.

You wanted to be someone who was in equal as him.

So you joined Black Raisin in her daily training. She seemed surprised, but welcomed you with a huge grin. It was hard since you got to balanced it with your gardening activity while keeping out from cake hound, but it was fine.

Slowly, confidence built up inside you. You felt healthier, energetic, and kept up on a positive vibe. You also felt confident in life. Many cookies, including Black Raisin had been praising for your change in attitude. You were rather shy, but you glad you did.

You nearly forgot the first reason you changed if Healer didn't come over and praised you too.

(That day, the whole village witnessed your entire countenance turned strawberry red. More than Strawberry Cookie herself)

Oh, Witches, he was praising you! He said he was glad to see you happier and more healthy! Oh, Witches, you nearly crumble to the ground by his smile alone. Forgot about Black Raisin's tiring training and your garden, his smile alone was deadly enough!

His praise added a lot to your confidence. With that confidence, you agreed to join Black Raisin's scout to scout the forest.

Perhaps that was what made you agree to join Gingerbrave in his adventure. That, and because you heard Healer was going too.

Eventually, the whole gang learned Healer Cookie was the assumed dead Ancient Hero — Pure Vanilla Cookie.

Holy Witches.

Hey, at least you were simping for a cookie that many people had been simping for. From what Wizard Cookie once mentioned (how he even knew this?), Pure Vanilla was one of the Ancient Heroes with the biggest fan club (no wonder Healer froze when Wizard told them, poor guy)

(Wait, did that mean you had a whole club as rival?)

("Whose the other Ancient Heroes with the biggest fan club?" Gingerbrave asked the Wizard Cookie.

"....Dark Cacao."

"...")

Anyway, Healer was Pure Vanilla all along. It wasn't like he did that on purpose. Guy got amnesia for the Witches' sake. And now Dark Enchantress also revived, a cookie with daddy's issue joined her group along with other crazy looking cookies and you starting to simp on Pure Vanilla harder after seeing him in his proper king attire.

Because Holy dough.

He looked great in those.

That hat...those porcelain robes fits him perfectly. If his attitude was what made him an angel, now seeing him with the royal garb and his eyes open (two colours, he had two colours eyes) he looked like an archangel.

He could kill you with his staff, and you would thank him.

He was cute, and charming, and beautiful—

"Stop simping, Reader, and help me over here!" Wizard yelled, barely able to push back a cream wolf.

"Ah—," you snapped out of your thought. Dang it. You had been simping again.

With red tainted cheeks, you charged towards the canine that had been aiming your friend and cut them with your sword. The battle ends when you hear Gingerbrave's victorious cheer. Wizard sighed, shook his head, and clicked his tongue underneath his scarf.

"Seriously, Reader? He isn't even with us!"

You huffed, arms crossed. "He may not, but his smile," you placed a hand on your chest, "forever remain in my heart."

Wizard gave you a disgusted look. Strawberry sighed and Gingerbrave laughed at the usual demeanour.

I mean, who can blame you?

After all, Pure Vanilla had one of the biggest fan club in the Earthbread.

[just-sarah-xx]

m sorry m sorry m so sorry i want to talk to you i swear m sorry it didnt seem like it ill stop talking to them ill stop blogging on tumblr ill just talk to u m sorry for not talking to u n calling you but u were just doing other things n i didnt wanna distract u m sorry m sosoososos sorry pleas eodnt be mad at me m really sorry for leaving the call u just got mad and said it was fine n i know that means its not fine m sorry ill just call u n ill watch what you wanna show me i swear i wanna call n talk to u m sosoos sorry m really sorry i know im a disappointment ill do my psych and call u and nothing else m so sorry i swear ill fuck off if u want me to its js that i thought u werent really interested cos whenever we call youre doing other stuff so i thought it was okay if i did other stuff too m sosososo sorry i wont do it again please dont be mad i apologised right i said i wanted to call m sorry idk why ur mad at me do u hate me m sorry

[skinbeneaththeskull]

I'm so sorry but I don't think im gonna do kinktober :/ but I'll js post fics!!! js gimme some reqs:) I'm so sorry for the inconvenience:(

(I'll post the steven n dave one tho cus I was looking forward to those....)

[little-otter-writes]

Ok ok I know I've said that requests are ALWAYS open but..

I'm gonna close them for now simply because I got a lot of requests and not a lot of motivation to write at the moment, keeping requests open would just mean more work later on.

I'll open them again once I get too all the requests I promise! But for now

Requests are CLOSED

[skooblesleepymaw]

CW: death mention ///

some doodles from an animatic I scrapped. It was based off an audio from adventure time but I dont super have the time to invest into it so enjoy the sad fibbes.

[steven-extended-auniverse]

*scrolling on tumblr*

i should be working on my comic right now.

*goes to work on it*

*sees how sucky it looks because its unpolished*

*gets sad and does a random lighting study*

*forgets about comic*

*cycle continues*

[l0lz1ez-x3]

would y'all be mad if I said I haven't started drawing yet 🧍

[just-a-speck]

Are you angry with me?;-;

NO.

OMG IM SO SORRY IF I MADE YOU FEELL THAT.

I can never be angry at my little sis 😘

[ripley8punchingbag]

Too many “Wednesday is arcoace and autistic” takes and not enough “Wednesday has the same libido as her crazy ass horny parents. And she’s autistic” takes

(Obviously there are autistic and aroace people! I just think the two are usually equated too much in media. Autistic people have sex. You know who’s autistic and has sex? SPOCK)

[nanamimizz]

2nd obito fic crumb i’ll try my damn hardest to finish it tom i promise

[shadowofahope]

I might have to push back the next SKZ fluff drabble for tomorrow night. I prefer to post Fridays but this week has been so hectic and I'm not as far as I'd like to be and I'm already exhausted.

I promise to have it posted tomorrow night.

For now GOODNIGHT WORLD

-Nym

[jayfortheday]

Hey people!

Sorry I haven’t said anything for a couple days, but I’m working on a piece I swear. It’s an Eddie Munson x Male Reader where the reader takes music lessons from Eddie (thanks anon for the prompt😌) and for some reason, it’s just got my writing juices flowing. I’m like 2.5k in and I don’t even think I’m halfway done lmao. Since it’s so long, I’ll be posting it in chapters on my other sites and I’ll post the whole thing here when it’s done. It should be a couple more days but I’m speedrunning 🏃‍♂️💨 I'll try to publish some shorter fics in the meantime so that there's something while I work

Love y’all

[zzoupz]

"Cecil would want Sans to win" "Sans would want Cecil to win" you fools. you buffoons. Cecil would want his husband Carlos to win

[ocd-character-polls]

Idk if this is canon, but Levi Ackerman is believed to have contamination OCD, from what I’ve heard so I’d like to nominate him please :)

Hey this idea is cool and all, unfortunately, for reasons I won't discussion, I am not comfortable including attack on titan here, sorry :(

[fearforthestorm]

breaking fucking news: misgendering real people is still bad even if you're doing it to cis people!

[incorrect-lore-olympus-au]

Found this on twitter its so funny and cute OMG.

source: https://twitter.com/i/status/1589410089727045633