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On Color and Choice [ParEnc]
ↄ ℥⅙ℯ℧�� ℞↋Ⅎ↋Ⅎↅ↋℞ ⅝ↈ↋℞↋ ↄ ⅻ⅙Ⅲ℘℥ ℤↈⅅℼ ℤↈ↋Ⅎ↋ or why I picked it but I decided to keep it because it was red and earlier I was convinced of red and the at least penultimate reason I'm this is because I was looking for a color. I am looking for a color. What color is Defeat?
edit: I realize now that there was literally no ⅃Ⅿⅵ↉ⅵ lol.
◍ off to find a very annoying ℒⅭⅧℨⅧ...
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unfortunately i find late nite talk show host and former snler seth meyers both attractive and funny. I reckon this is bc he has alison bechdel’s haircut
#Talk show hosts r insufferable but ive started watching seth and joliver w my parence and. Hes awesome#say hi say words
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Really really funny card. Please correct me if this is any good but this is very funny. I guess you could get it into your opponent's field...?
#i played magic with my parence and we rlly didn't know the rules. yes we have a lotus dont @ me pls.#that is the extent of my magic knowledge
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guy whose financial aid extension was finally approved voice: WAHOO!
#feels like i was just pardoned from death row tbh#daddy's not gonna have to work as a prompt artist#tee hee#my parence were like 'good thing you broke your shoulder then'#as if that wasn't the whole reason why im in this mess lmao#but yeah#prolonged illness ftw#&
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im like this because,,, well,
well it has to do with my parence
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Amanda: definitely was a theatre kid, maybe she did tech
Adam: his friends have a band, but he prefers to do photography than join, was probably an art kid
Lawrence: had no time for creative extracurriculars, he was solely in academic clubs and study groups
John: no extra curriculars, he was too busy working part time jobs and pulling himself up by his bootstraps™
Jill: she was a cheerleader for sure, mean girl vibes
Logan: this nerd did academic decathlon, he probably was in several sports just to make himself look cool
William: everything he did past age 12 was to work towards his revenge plot and to saciate his obsession with Zeke, he would have only done band if he thought Zeke would want him to. probably took shop
Hoffman: I hate to say it but this guy was a band kid. just look at him, he forever looks like he should be in a band uniform. he plays the tuba
#saw franchise#saw#spiral from the book of saw#someone said Lawrence's parenced forced him to learn piano as a kid and i agree#also someone said william is a trumpeter and i fucking love that sm
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Out of context quotes from work as the First Order crew part 2
“Yankees Resistance tears are all the caffeine I need” - Hux
“It’s not dying, it’s ascending” - Kylo Ren
“I hope they beat me with sticks and call me horrible, horrible things” - Kylo Ren
“Transparency is the best type of parency” - Phasma
“If you made me a dunce hat I’d wear it” - Mitaka
"Tomato potato, what do you want me to do about it?" - Phasma
“Welp, time to make room in the graveyard” - Kylo Ren
“We can’t forget the original triple dog dare: Cerberus” - Phasma
“I too suffer from Irish” - Hux
“I stole Santa Claus from them all because he was holding up the line at a Tim Horton’s” - Kylo Ren
“If that were hitler I would have much different opinions about hitler” - Mitaka
“Mercury was in Gatorade or some shit” - Hux
“Some of you have never had a personal vendetta against a printer before and it shows” - Mitaka
“I have a chronic condition called being way too sexy. I take medication for it but it doesn’t help. I feel bad for everyone out there who is attracted to me… I have never felt less sexy in my entire life.” - Kylo Ren
“It doesn’t have to be wet water, just water.” - Mitaka
“Trump’s Ren’s outbursts would make so much more sense if he was gay.” - Hux
“I will disembowel myself and play jump rope with my small intestine” - Hux
“If Wicked the resistance wins any award I will burn this building to the ground and you can quote me on that” - Phasma
“I’m just not used to having pants on” - Kylo Ren
“I hope he steps off a curb today and twists his ankle” - Mitaka
“Ah, yes slave labor” - Hux
“How much do we care about the Pope Supreme Leader right now?” - Hux
“The urge to wreck shit is overriding my urge to protect you” - Kylo Ren
“You read it, you weep it” - Phasma
“Good morning sweet angel baby” - Mitaka
“They should just send us to El Salvador reconditioning as a group, we would run that shit. Just kidding, they’d rock our shit so bad” - Mitaka
“I don’t care if it’s pronounced tomato or tomato all I know is there’s a red thing and I’m scared” - Mitaka
“I’m allowed to find dumb things funny, I laugh at Will Kylo all the time!” - Hux
“The letter L does not exist in the entirety of Canada Coruscant”- Mitaka
“What else is new? Fork found in kitchen, head found in stove” - Hux
“Remember, don’t be happy because it’s over, cry because it happened” - Kylo Ren
“You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for Eden Kylo with a gun” - Mitaka
“God speed? I wish I had some” - Hux
“Damn, who died and made me best friend?” - Phasma
“Tyler Hux seems the type to schedule sex” - Kylo Ren
“The gestapo need to ge-stop-it” - Mitaka
#out of context quotes#star wars#incorrect star wars quotes#general hux#armitage hux#kylo ren#star wars headcanons#incorrect quotes#phasma#captain phasma#dopheld mitaka#lieutenant mitaka#kylux#kylo#hux x kylo#I work in a newsroom
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Trans-parency 🍑
Jeu de lumière et d’ombre au petit matin en nuisette
#transisbeautiful#crossdressing#elegant crossdresser#classy crossdresser#feminizationtraining#sissi femboi#sissy cd#sissy gurl#transgender#boy to girl
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might be too angsty but we remembered the kanae mom letter and thought what if the reader grew up with a strained relationship with shinobu because shinobu kind of blames the parency for killing kanae and in turn internally blames the kid, though she'd never say it aloud. kid might blame themself too for extra angst points hehe
LANA. WHEN I CATCH YOU LANA. /lh
but this. augh. this hurts. assuming this is a universe where shinobu survives the final battle, she would have to be the one raising [name], and yeah. i think it would be a little strained...
what makes it more painful is shinobu wouldn't even realize it herself. i mean, she's a smart woman. she knows they were just a baby, she knows that it couldn't possibly be their fault, but at the same time, she also knows kanae was much more worn out after their birth. kanae masked it well, stepping back into her role as hashira much faster than anyone was expecting, but shinobu could tell how exhausted she was. she can't help but wonder if she wasn't recovering from childbirth, would her instincts be quicker? would she have been able to fend the demon off in time? if they didn't exist, would her sister?
shinobu would never say it out loud, because she loves them, she does. she's their aunt, their caregiver. they are the last reminder she has of her beloved sister. yet, however indirect it might be, they're the reason she's gone. and that is enough for the tiniest spark of resentment to build up.
AND EXTRA ANGST POINTS OH of course the kid is perceptive and of course they can see through her smile when she tells them its not their fault. that would be heartbreaking, knowing that you were the one to kill your own mother. sigh.
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olive is such a cute name like your parence had a baby and were like.... youre just like a salty little snack
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I am choosing to be happy despite being the loneliest most misunderstood emo woman on planet earth. Getting sushi with my parence, finishing an interview transcript, and working on my art project tonight. Gonna listen to my records or maybe a podcast (drop recommendations if you so desire!). Smile
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#<i>agitato</i> (♩ = ⁉️)#my favorite album in highschool#i got psychopomp on CD and my parence got me soft sounds ln vinyl#Bandcamp
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my parence got a new fiber internet connection "for free" and although they're quite tech savvy they're also at an age now where people think they can take advantage of them 😤 so after the phone company installed the access point in the basement "for free", they then wanted to charge them 200€ for the in-house hookup (i.e. to run a cable from the basement to the terminal upstairs 👹)
so in my youthful hubris i instead decided to buy a 20m cable and do it myself, and it only took me *checks time* six hours and an insane amount of macgyvering to feed that delicate little thang through the old phone line hole in the ceiling
tbh there was a point in the afternoon when i was ripping apart my mom's floorboards where i would have been more than happy to give someone 200€ just to put me out of my misery... but in the end it all worked out. sometimes even simple tasks take time
#the problem was just that#optical fibers cant be bent#and all i had to work with#was a hole in the basement ceiling#through 30 cm of solid conked creat#because german houses are built like mayan temples for some reason#but no smooth cable tunnel to feed it through#so i had to come up with a way to pull it out the other side#without pulling on the cable itself#i finally ended up with a sort of 3 stage mechanism that consisted of a cable tunnel made of plastic straws (to remain in the hole)#a string on which to pull the cable into the tunnel after it had been placed#and a kind of outer shell that connected everything#and that part took me an entire afternoon#it was fun though ngl#i channelled my inner margo madison#lmaoooo#maybe i should have been an engineer#&#this actually happened last weekend#i just forgot it in my drafts
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look at my wip. thos r my parence
#art liveblogging#pk;m half light🔴#shivers may be huge in our system but she's not the largest skill here that would be Apathy#i lied also these r only Some of my parents. im collecting parents liek Po.k.emon btw#will finish this when i HaVE ENERGY fuck!n
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my toilet broke and my parence told me im not allowed to go pee or poop anymore :/
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So, I was driving home while listening to The B52's Cosmic Thing after going out to eat dinner, and I decided I would keep driving for a while. Now I need to express the idea of getting a bunch of cute trans fems together in a vw bus or somethin' painted up kinda like the mystery van, but instead of saying "THE MYSTERY MACHINE" it should have the text "LOVE SHACK", and we can all take turns driving and being stoned in the back with a beautiful pile of makeup and sex toys. But no smoking because that shit smells bad. Only edibles.
Ignore the artifacts from low quality color changing. Praise the trans-parency!(the window is tinted transparent, because I can.)
Yes I just made this image because I got horny while driving.
But just imagine! We could go on a sinful road-trip around the country! Probably also some card games or I just thought: Twister in the back! and of course we could all play video games together, not sure what though.
pff now that I'm looking at this post again after actually making the shitty image it really is stupid. I have my most deranged thoughts sober.
ok, image at the top, dreadful text below the read more.
to be clear the color scheme on the "love shack" is up for debate. I am not totally set on this color scheme . . . feels a little bit too barbie. I maybe should have left the original color scheme but I didn't want to.
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