#Passover

[the-catboy-minyan]

Does this mean catboys can't loaf during Passover...

holy shit wait

idk why I made this

[intern-seraph]

happy flattest flat fuck friday of the year to all who celebrate

[femmetransman]

Outfit for the Passover Seder that I went to tonight.

[istodayajewishholiday]

27 April 2024 - 19 Nisan 5784

Yes, today is the fifth day of Passover and Shabbat! Shabbat shalom! Today is Day 4 of the Counting of the Omer. Tonight: Count 5.

[jewish-vents]

I love Passover but i'm so sick of Matzah, i hate it. I want my bread back :(

Honestly same

[rosefyrefyre]

It's not truly Passover until you have matzah crumbs down your bra.

[jewishdragon]

What is the difference between Hard Tack and Matzah? Both are are a dry ration cracker thing made of only water and flour.

Well it’s simple.

Matzah is baked as QUICKLY as possible

Hard Tack is baked for as LONG as possible

[jvp-wannabe]

שדק ץחרו

ספרכ ץחי

דיגמ הצחר

איצומ הצמ

רורמ ךרוכ

נחלוש ךרוע

נופצ ךרב

ללה הצרנ

[kbuty]

Page of the Ashkenazi Haggadah, published in the 15th. Century in what would become modern day south Germany. This page contains the recitation “Ha Lachma Anya”, translated in full here: “This is the bread of affliction that our ancestors ate in the land of Egypt. Anyone who is hungry should come and eat, anyone who is in need should come and partake of the Pesach sacrifice. Now we are here, next year we will be in the land of Israel; this year we are slaves, next year we will be free people”.

[fromgoy2joy]

My absolute favorite part about keeping kosher for Passover is scanning the list of ingredients for yeast extract or nuts if you keep kitniyot, and then being horrified by all the chemicals you're putting into your body.

"what the hell is carcinogens-are-us doing in my slushee!? What is toxic-radiation-fun-time in this cheese for??"

Then completely forgetting about that the second you figure out it doesn't have anything you're avoiding.

"I guess I can have I-am-poison-incarnate- no nuts, corn syrup, yeast extract or all that other problematic stuff. This concoction of synthetic chemical compounds might start the next pandemic, but a girl's gotta eat!"

PS- ofc get the kosher for passover certification if you can, but this is about a bunch of college students at 7/11 at 1 AM, STRUGGLING.

[eretzyisrael]

Chag Pesach kasher vesame'ach.

Logging off to celebrate the last two days of Pesach.

We will return Tuesday night.

[the-catboy-minyan]

I didn't have my glasses on and thought for a second your Moses pfp had a cowboy hat on.

lmfao cowboy Moses

.... hold on

yeehaw

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

Hundreds of Jewish anti-war demonstrators have been arrested during a Passover seder that doubled as a protest in New York, as they shut down a major thoroughfare to pray for a ceasefire and urge the Senate majority leader, Chuck Schumer, to end US military aid to Israel.

The 300 or so arrests took place on Tuesday night at Grand Army Plaza, on the doorstep of Schumer’s Brooklyn residence, where thousands of mostly Jewish New Yorkers gathered for the seder, a ritual that marked the second night of the holiday celebrated as a festival of freedom by Jews worldwide.

The seder came just before the US Senate resoundingly passed a military package that includes $26bn for Israel.

[mintytrifecta]

[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all a very pleasant evening" meme edited to say "I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant passover". Next to bugs is a photo of a small stack of matzo and the cup of Elijah. ]

[istodayajewishholiday]

26 April 2024 - 18 Nisan 5784

Yes, today is the fourth day of Passover! Shabbat begins at sundown. Today is Day 3 of the Counting of the Omer. Tonight: Count 4.

[council-of-beetroot]

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 10 PLAGUES OF EGYPT!🩸🩸🩸🐸🐸🐸🪰🪰🪰🐅🐅🐅🐂🐂🐂🥵🥵🥵⛈️⛈️⛈️ 🦗🦗🦗 🌑🌑🌑🪦🪦🪦