#Past assignments

[nixierain]

OK!! This is great, More weird/funny things I wrote for ASSIGNMENTS in middle school

Ok so theres a LOT in this post, I tried to only find the assignmenst that didnt have TOO much in them

The adventures of Shiny Man

Mr. Evil stood cackling at the edge of the boiling hot lava pool. Shiny-Man glared at him from across the rickety bridge, anything over 100 pounds would fall instantly. “You think you can stop me, Shiny Man?” Mr. Evil laughed, his chuckled echoed across the lava dome, “You’re nothing but shine!”

“I’m more than shine, I’m volcanic ash, coal, oil, soil, beryl and really light,” Shiny Man retired, leaping onto the bridge. It creaked a little but didn’t break, then it straightened out.

After getting across the bridge and beating up Mr. Evil, shiny man wiped the blood from his mouth as he stood before Evil’s trembling body and said, “My name isn’t Shiny Man, it’s Bez.” Then Bez threw Mr. Evil into the lava. Turning into volcanic ash, he floated back to the city for rest.

How to Identify a Mushroom without Dying:

by: <This was cut out b/c of personal reasons> Have you ever wanted to find an edible mushroom, And then eat it, and not get sick or worse after? Well, Now you can. First, grab your handy dandy mushroom field guide, then, this is simple, go outside and find some mushrooms (try looking in wooded and moist areas, like the woods). Next, look at the mushroom, you can even pick it to take a closer look. Some key features should include; if it is a shelf, tuft, scaled, round, or your average mushroom look, where it is growing; on a living tree, near a living tree tree, on a dead log or tree, or out in an open field, what color it is, cap or stem or even the inside; brown, green, blue, if it changes when ripped or bruised; it admits milk like liquid, it ‘bleeds’, does it change color, what does it smell like; watermelon, mushroomy, sweet, sugar, what does it look like; has holes, pores or gills, scales or warts on top, spikey, woodlike, what season is it; some mushrooms only come out in a specific season? Now this next thing is very, very important, a mushroom can only harm you if you digest it (always cook your mushrooms, any raw mushroom, including edible ones at the store, will give you indigestion if eaten raw) so, that means you can ‘taste test’ the mushroom, which is called a “chew and spit test.” Basically, you chew the mushroom without swallowing any part of it, this way you can taste the mushroom to get a good idea of what it is. *Most Amanitas are not edible and some may kill you, they taste really sugary and sweet.* Also you can take it even further and do a spore print of the mushroom. Either way, if you aren’t 100% sure it’s edible, don’t eat it, especially if it is pure white or if it has been eaten by bugs (it is not inedible because of the bugs). Lasty, always do your research, or just get it identified by an expert.

This one is just a sentance or two: "I previously put blood on my fangs for creepiness. My magic shows aren’t really for kids, though I did see a few eight-year-olds in the front, they had wide, admiring eyes of various colors. I started the show with the blood pouring onto the stage."

To the Gods

By: <Cut out>

Trapped. That’s all we were to these people. Puppets of a sick game, and one by one they would kill us. Tearing us to shreds as we were fed to the gods. We never knew who was next or what was to come when we were chosen. But now, we were engulfed in darkness. As they shined a light in my face… I was next. Just my luck. I tried to scream as they chained me up, gagging and cuffing me. I was bound to a ritual board. Candles lit up. I felt jaws around me, cutting and killing me.

[ethosiab]

Some sketchy tuff guys designs! This time they're actually guys!

[hinamie]

i think the designs of the main cast r more or less solidified so it's time for the first not-a-sketch piece of this au featuring past and present avatars ! and their cat

jjk atla!au:

preliminary designs first year trio gojo/choso/nanami mahito/geto(?)/yuuta

[bisclavret]

and people say season 5 is bad

[littlepikmins]

Every day, I miss Rossmo's Bernard with his silly expressions and gay little outfits more and more

[nocofamilyau]

I sure hope Hijotee is doing well wherever they may be... (21/24)

[latenightsundayblues]

Apprentice Adam and Hoffman back at it again with their bullshit

Mark may be guilty of eating hot chip and lying himself but he is NOT about to joke around on the clock.

[appystruda]

I have a tma magic mountain au that's spun around in my brain back at the start of s10 and has now come back and I need to draw ittttt

[lilmeowmrow]

quick comic redraw of *the* tkm scene

[savegrisham]

did someone say college Kate and Yelena

[narsh-poptarts]

Chasing Comets

[philza-updates]

Phil’s twitter username emoji has changed!

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A cropped screenshot of Phil’s twitter account. The username and display name are still Ph1LzA but the emoji next to his name is now an empty nest (🪹) instead of one with 2 eggs (🪺).

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[p4nishers]

you know what's making me insane? the thought that vimes used what VETINARI thought him to defuse the mob in night watch and vetinari learned it from watching him defuse that mob. like. that's insane. that's crazy to me. i dont even need to say anything, that's already poetic enough

[tofufei]

[complete-clownery]

[lokiusly]

I think that deep down Mobius couldn’t prune the two kids because he subconsciously knew— he felt like it would be like pruning his own children. He was a father and will always have that instinct, no matter how many times he was brainwashed.