#Penny Press

[sofiaruelle]

Guess what finally came in the mail!!!!! My copy of Seasons of the Valley fanzine and these gorgeous lil goodies!!!!!!

Thank you so so much, @seasonsofthevalley for having me as a guest artist!!!

Also big shout out to my fellow contributors and the amazing mod team!!!!

[jokersbatmanboxers]

they r queening out!

[aidosaur]

Lucky Penny Color Edition is coming out November 22nd!!!

Ananth and I were able to team up with incredible colorist Julia Hagerty to bring color to Lucky Penny ... we’re so excited for this book to finally be out in the world!

Please check out our amazing new cover quote, C.H. Greenblatt of Chowder fame said some unbelievably nice things about Penny! I’m still bowled over that our book was on his radar. 💖

You can still pre-order Lucky Penny over here! (Or through your local bookseller!)

[howlingday]

Nora: Hey, did you lose weight?

Jaune: Yes, I did, thank you~!

Nora: Yeah, I thought it felt a little less fat around here.

Jaune: ...Thanks. Thanks for that.

Nora: What?

Penny: Greetings, Ruby's friend, Jaune! Has your body mass been donated, willingly or unwillingly, to support scientific progress?

Jaune: No, I went on a diet and lost weight.

Penny: Audible gasp! Do you mean that you did not consume yummy food and actually moved around?!

Nora: Right? It's like he didn't learn anything from living with us!

Jaune: I can't distribute my body mass or just burp my excess weight away and sit around doing nothing like you two!

Nora: Did you even try?

Jaune: Yes! And that's how I lost my job!

Penny: Is that why the refrigerator has suddenly lost power?

Nora: (Gasps) My ice cream sandwiches!

[introspectres]

From a stack of digital files to bookshelves near you, Lucky Penny is now officially out in a glorious color edition with colors tasty enough to eat!* Art by @aidosaur & written by @ananthhirsh [Bookshop Link]

(*) please do not eat this book

[fregget-frou]

I watched new video, my thoughts:

The gays were gaying

Close up + Damien in the corner being all of us

<33

Also as someone who also has velveeta shells as their comfort food the video did make me cry

[nonasuch]

I’ve finally run through most of my existing hoard of vintage bits that are the right size and weirdness level for mystery eggs!

so now I have to actively seek out more stuff. my recent Etsy orders are just. very strange. would love suggestions for more genres of Weird Small Things to look for though!

(caveat: i have to keep my Egg Content costs under $1/egg, because with the time they take to assemble I’d be actively losing money otherwise. this is what makes things tricky.)

[jungle-angel]

Another bucket of Domestic Prompts

I have GOT to keep better track of this shit (lol). Dinner's on the table guys so eat up, I promise you, they're delicious and nice and warm and no worries, any of theses lists are always open (lol). Taking requests for Top Gun Maverick (any character), Outer Range, Bad Times At The El Royale, Catch 22 (Hulu), Salem's Lot, Press Play and coming soon......Lessons In Chemistry.

Skin-to-skin with the baby either before bed or in the shower

"I um.....I made you dinner"

Trip to the art museum

Screwing around in the college chemistry lab before Halloween because their s.o wanted to recreate Frankenstein

Reading to their kids before bed

Adopting a new pet

"Darlin the ghouls are hitching a ride in the laundry basket again!"

"I'M NOT TO BE DISTURBED!" (leads to smut)

The baby being born at home

Bringing tiny baby animals into the house before a big snowstorm

Fixing something that used to belong to a family member

Letting the grandparents watch the kids for the day

Prepping the house for winter

"You've been grading papers all day, you need a break"

"I hate grocery shopping"

Trying to keep the kids from ruining their good clothes before going to church and failing miserably

Making warm baked goods on a freezing, shitty day

Helping their s.o to relax after they've been working all day long

Having the whole family over for Sunday dinner

Their favorite activities for fall and winter with their s.o and their kids

FaceTiming their s.o at work while they're renovating a really horrible house

Storytime with the kids by the fireplace

Heating a blanket in the dryer for freezing cold nights

Sneaking food scraps to the dog/cat

Perfecting their skills in the kitchen with their s.o

Coming home late and tucking their children into bed

Nature based projects

Fixing an old quilt

Washing their s.o's nasty feet

"Will you stop sneaking my oatmeal cookies before dinner?!"

Telling the in-laws if the baby is a boy or a girl

Making homemade soap

Hot coffee or tea before bed

Taking a ride in the truck to put the baby to sleep

Trying not to cry when their baby starts crying while getting their shots at the doctor's

"You've been combing their hair for hours" "Sweetheart, I ain't risking a case of head lice in this house"

Dancing in the living room with their s.o

Warm hands (does lead to smut)

"What do you want me to make you for breakfast?"

"You didn't tell me you slept in the nude" (smut)

Having to rub their s.o's belly because they ate too much cheese

Their s.o keeping detailed notebooks full of their work studies

A night at the rodeo

"C'mon honey, crawl to daddy!"

"Dear the dog farted again" "Oh shut up, I know it was you!"

Finally being able to move into their dream home

Movie night

Getting ready for Thanksgiving a few weeks in advance

Putting on a show for their s.o in the bedroom (smut)

Their s.o and the dog teasing the baby

[thelaughingmerman]

It makes me so mad to see Disney using Ice Age in their promo material or merchandise. Like you bought a company, destroyed the company, and pretending it was you all along.

Acting like this is a part of your legacy, you don't deserve them.

[gayverlyearp]

fun game times, left with a few bracelets but doing that is still the best thing ever and i still gave away over 50, friendly seat mates who were obviously long time die hards (i love chilling with older lesbians). and was a merch gay.

[trollprincess]

Me: I bought a reMarkable because it’s super-helpful with writing and editing and whatnot.

Me also: I’m going to scan ALL THE PUZZLE MAGAZINES onto this fucker.

[aidosaur]

LUCKY PENNY COLOR EDITION is coming out NOVEMBER 22nd!!! 🔥🔥 THAT’S SOON!

You can still preorder it here, or wherever you buy books! Check out these beautiful colors by @introspectres! 💖😍💖

[petit-papillion]

Charles during post-qualifying press conference | Italian Grand Prix | 3 September 2023

📸 Motorsport Images

[howlingday]

Penny: ...What meals do they serve on the bus?

Emerald: They don't serve meals.

Penny: Peanuts?

Emerald: No.

Penny: Drinks?

Emerald: Nope.

Penny: Bathrooms?

Emerald: Just go in the corner like everyone else.

Penny: ...

Penny: People are wrong.

[saltedsolenoid]

in other news i HATE nintendo and its NONEXISTENT accessibility features in its games

[jungle-angel]

Winter Snuggling Prompts

It is unbelievably cold where I live, cold and shitty weather that just can't seem to make up its mind. I think it's high time for some winter snuggling prompts (lol). Taking requests for Top Gun Maverick, Outer Range, Bad Times At The El Royale, Catch 22 (Hulu), Salem's Lot, Press Play and Lessons In Chemistry.

Warming up the blankets/towels/pjs on the radiator

A hot bath after shoveling or snow blowing

"Dinner's hot! Come and get it!"

Hot baths on a shitty night

Herbal teas

Getting cozy by the fire

"Holy hell!!! Your hands are freezing!"

"Why the fuck is it so cold in here?"

Bundling up the babies for bed

Their favorite comfort foods

Dreaming of a tropical vacation

Watching a movie while snuggling on the couch or in bed

Planning for spring

Knitting a pair of cabin socks for their s.o

It's so cold out that the babies have to sleep with mommy and daddy

The dogs keeping momma and daddy warm

The cats keeping momma and daddy warm

A woodstove in the bedroom

Dancing in the living room while it's snowing out

Watching the snow fall as they're falling asleep

"If we have to watch Frozen 2 one more time I might actually freeze my balls off"

Warm baked goods

"You sure you wanna wear wool socks to bed? Won't you be itchy?"

Night routine before bed

"Wish we were sleeping on a bed of hot sand......or baked potatoes"

Waking up and finding everything iced over

Singing or telling stories by the fire

Sewing the old quilts back together but they're all over your lap and they're nice and warm underneath

Getting the baby animals all cozy by the woodstove

Cozy house slippers

Warm clothes fresh out of the dryer

Reading to their s.o while snuggled under a pile of blankets

Snuggling in bed to keep warm

Waking up because the house is snapping/shaking because it's so windy

Hot drinks

Warming up in a steamy bath that's surrounded by all the houseplants

Using baked potatoes as handwarmers

Making a makeshift bed by the fireplace

A day at their cafe and general store

Painting the winter landscape

"How the hell are we gonna put together a 1,000 piece puzzle in a single day?"

"Can you make me a tomato soup and grilled cheese?"

Stacks of books by the fireplace

Warming up their baby's nose after they were playing outside all morning

Roasting hot dogs or nuts on the fire

Maple sugar candy

Sleepy time/sick day tea

Tucking the babies under all their blankets

Snow day

A long winter's nap