How do you play lesbian chess?
=)
Exact same rules as regular chess, but you replace the King with a second queen. Two queen per team for a total of four queens on the board. Check and checkmate? HAHAHAHAHHAH no! You WIPE EACH OTHER OUT TO THE BITTER BLOODY END :D
First person to zero pieces on the board loses.
It doesn't sound like much at first, but if you're familiar with an amount of chess strategies you'll find you and your opponent using wildly new and different plays. It elementally changes how you approach sacrificing pieces, how and when you move which pieces, and how much fun you have.
In classic chess I like to castle my king and hold back my powerful pieces as long as possible while my opponent exhausts their forces then i move in for the kill. In Lesbian chess I strike hard and fast and wipe the board before my enemy gets their bearings.
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listen up kids, if you feel as though you are being stalked/threatened/whatever unsafe thing on this platform or any platform it is perfectly ok to disable your account, stop posting, make a new blog, get off the internet, etc. just cause tumblr is a piece of crap social media doesn’t mean that you still can’t get stalked here. or ao3 or wherever. you owe toxic people, stalkers and groomers nothing. if it’s ever a question of your own safety remove yourself entirely from the situation, stop posting, report their accounts and come back only when you think it’s safe, even if you have to create a whole new blog. you’ll find your people again and they will treat you better than the ones who are stalking you.
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Crosswords are not just games that keep our seniors entertained here at our retirement home. Researchers find that memory and thinking skills may improve with regular crossword practice, may it be daily or weekly.
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jenniferrrrr the strugglerrr
(like right before he faked his deathhh ouu superhero spiralling into insanity & darkness from years of stress and anguish..)
its kindof funny like he was like damn ok my superhero friends think im dead now & im registered now as a brand new supervillain. Mission Accomplished. umm what now.. (SURPRISE! YOU'RE TRANSGENDER! BITCH!)
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a thing i haven't seen anyone else comment on and that is making me wheeze: zedaph asks joel in his episode how he's liking hermitcraft and joel answers "yeah i'm a little bit obsessed. my wife isn't very happy with me, i've been playing too much." and i'm just. picturing lizzie going "are you on hermitcraft AGAIN" about it. i don't know why it's so funny to me but it sure is,
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Dice stacking returns to Critical Role*
Matt: "What have you been doing over there? Wow."
Robbie: "he started it."
*(It's been a little while since someone succumbed to the Urge)
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So I watched the @jelloapocalypse In Stars and Time stream and drew these during the finale. You should watch the streams, or better play the game!! I promise it's good!
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