#Poor Nico

[ramen8008]

Percy definitely carries an uno reverse card on him at all times

[alexturntable]

they can't stop chatting

[the-cheese-slut]

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.  Leo: Shit.  Jason: Wait, three?  Cop: Yeah?  Will: OH MY GOD NICO FELL OFF!!!

[thebadboysuprememcshizzle]

Nico when he had to come out

[ace-writer-lani]

Hades after Bianca died

Hades: -and then my darling daughter sacrificed herself and died a hero's death

Hades [wiping away a tear]: She was probably the bravest child I've ever had and possibly the last-

Nico: um,,, hi

Hades: ...

Hades: Who tf are you?

[darkcrowprincess]

What if I never find anybody to love Or I finally get the chance and I fuck it all up? 'Cause I can't get hurt if I'm the first one to leave Whoa, what if I get to heaven, and it's not even real And I die before telling you how I really feel? 'Cause it feels like hell and I just can't help but think That maybe love's not for me

If you don't look too closely You can't even tell I'm lonely Even though it keeps me up at night, night, night, night Tryna keep myself distracted But I get all these awful habits Of listening to voices in my mind, mind, mind, oh

Staring contest with the walls I'm giving into my intrusive thoughts, oh

What if I never find anybody to love Or I finally get the chance and I fuck it all up? 'Cause I can't get hurt if I'm the first one to leave? Whoa What if I get to heaven, and it's not even real And I die before telling you how I really feel 'Cause it feels like hell and I just can't help but think Maybe love's not for me, oh-oh Maybe love's not for me, oh-oh

(Don't like don't read. Post hate and I'll block you)

[ask-nico-and-the-sides]

now… kiss

Virgil: NOPE NICO NOTHING AT ALL HAPPENED AT ALL IN THE SLIGHTEST

[sodamnbored]

Jason: So, tell me about yourself.

Nico, conversationally: I had a pretty rocky childhood.

Jason: *sympathetic nodding*

Nico: What with all the rocks they threw at me.

*distressed Jason noises*

[jhughesangel]

https://x.com/bratthughes11/status/1746189832630546915?s=46

Speaking of fights, I feel like Nico could’ve had a chance if we actually wanted to fight Matthew Tkachuk. He clearly didn’t want to fight Matthew at all and this video is so funny to me because he’s just getting dragged

yes because the hit that caused that fight was literally an accident and matthew kept going after him😭😭

[somewillwin]

If seven is a wet cat…. Nico is like a wet rat bro

She’d be like

[crystalprism]

[dougiejack]

Leave this man alone he is losing his English in his attempts to not say the calls and lack of calls are bullshit

[absolutedestinyapocalypsse]

how are they gonna adequately prepare whatever child they cast for nico di angelo. it has got to be impossible for someone that young to give informed consent about playing the saddest wettest loser in all of human history. like hey kid i know youre sprightly and all of ten, but we need you to be in all five stages of grief at all times. remember, your mother was killed in fascist italy, youre eighty years old, and now youre in love with the guy who killed your sister. say this next line like you know what it's like to be an ear of corn.

[the-cheese-slut]

I want to give Nico Di Angelo a hug but I CANT

because he doesn’t EXIST

[thebadboysuprememcshizzle]

of course the son of death can't keep anyone alive in his life. you reckon nico thinks he carries a curse where all his loved ones die? traumatizing, really. probably why he has commitment issues

:((

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

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