#Potata

[eta--piscium]

Me: knock knock

Her/@schattensaenger: who's there?

Me: *smiling widely* Pizza!

Her: Pizza who?

Me: Every pizza me loves every pizza you. *excited about my pick up line*

Her: *cricket noises* huh.. wait...

Me: *losing my mind bec it's so funny how she didn't get it*

Her: wait... wait... I don't get it...

*more cricket noises*

Her: AH!!! HAHAHAHA!! AWWW!!! EVERY PIZZA ME LOVES EVERY PIZZA YOU TOO!

[world-of-advice]

[xboxissues]

New Xbox Games for July 31 2023 to August 4 2023

[columboscreens]

[inchidentally]

@ fan fic authors if I don't see this referenced in at least one fic each from you I stg

[potatobugz]

IVE JUST PRODUCED A LITTLE GUY

[r26yz]

ossessione (1937)

[monbon-1998]

[chickencourtesan]

Just made the greasiest, most flavorful roasted potatoes. Like pub-level potatoes. The kind you need to be drunk off yyour tits to fully appeciate

[lemongrablothbrok]

Was listening to "Don't Tell Mama" from "Cabaret" (the stage musical; "Mein Herr" took its place in the movie) and thinking about how well it would apply to Dorian (as "Mein Herr" also would, to be fair), and now due to a single line in the song ("you can tell my brother, that ain't grim, 'cuz if he squeals on me, I'll squeal on him"), I now have a tiny headcanon that one of Dorian's older siblings is a trans man. Which of course his mother doesn't know about either, Lady Gloria being the way she is.

Anyway, the song...

(side note: I was not aware until just now that my waifu Emma Stone played Sally Bowles like ten years ago how the hell did I not know this already)

[whilstiveputdownthisfic]

from Ashton's IG stories

Saturday, February 10th, 2024; as of 8:25 am est

[eta--piscium]

When you're both so comfortable with each other that u still stay on calls whenever the other is peeing or pooping...

So I was pooping and this potato @schattensaenger always wants to hear my poops hahahaha. But this time.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[umbralundertaker]

My dad making the worst moonshine ever in the kitchen

[officialtokyosan]

god i finally fucking did it 😭

[greeds]

yum

[theaguanzon]

I completely forgot that I entered the Goodreads giveaway for your book. I got a notification about getting a package today and it took way too long to remember that I had entered it. I am very excited to read the book, it should be here in the morning!

Aaah congratulations! Hoping it makes it to you in one piece, and please enjoy 🥹🫶🏼