#Preparing Automatic Repair Windows 10

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so I’m an actual dumbass when it comes to fixing technology and require some help

background: I have this really shitty Inspiron n7010 dell laptop that is currently running windows 10. it was my dad’s work laptop for a few years and I wanted to use it for burning cds. so I crack it open to use and works perfectly for a few hours! then it randomly shut down at one point so I went to turn it back on. and it got to that one screen that says “repairing drive or smth, this may take over an hour” and then shows a percentage. it got to 100% pretty quick, but nothing was happening. then it randomly shut down.

ever since then; the cycle goes

I turn on the laptop

it boots up

it loads for a bit

blue screen of death

boots up again

loads with “preparing automatic repair”

loads with “diagnosing your pc”

wait wait wait load load load

“Automatic repair couldn’t repair your pc” then buttons for either shutting down or advanced options.

Then it lets me either; turn it off, troubleshoot, or continue to windows ten.

(I can’t reset the pc, use the recovery tool, system restore, system image recovery, or uninstalling updates bc my account isn’t an admin account and my dad can’t remember the password to his)

I have tried using startup repair; it leads to a screen that says “startup repair couldn’t repair your pc”

I’ve tried booting in safe mode in every way possible it gives me, it still won’t work.

I’ve tried disabling driver signature enforcement, I’ve tried disabling automatic restart on system failure, but it still won’t boot up.

The recent downloads are just audio files from a yt to mp3 converter called “cobalt”

Is there anything I could possibly do?

Anyone with tech knowledge please look at this post

I’m sorry if this is a complete rambling and is unfixable, but if anyone has suggestions please drop them in the comments or reblogs.

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Want to stay out of the repair shop during a heatwave? Here's your must-do checklist:

Replace the air filter every 30–60 days (more often in dusty climates)

Check vents and registers — make sure nothing’s blocking them

Schedule an annual HVAC inspection and cleaning

Test your thermostat for accuracy

Clear debris and vegetation from around the condenser

Ask your tech about refrigerant levels and coil cleaning

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Messing Windows Up Then Attempting To Fixing It, Part 1

I know, this is very much unrelated to this entire blog, but I am trying an experiment.

I call myself good with technology. I can program some stuff. If you remember from this post, I am a minor (under 18 where I live). I will give you a more precise age range without doxxing myself: 13-16. So, yeah, I am gifted.

Before we continue,

THIS ENTIRE EXPERIMENT HAS BEEN CONDUCTED IN A VIRTUAL MACHINE, SAFE FROM PHYSICAL HARDWARE, AND PREVENTIONS HAVE BEEN TAKEN, LIKE SNAPSHOTS.

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU EVER, EVER, EVER TRY THIS AT HOME. EVER. YOU CAN AND WILL LOSE DATA. CLICK THE READ MORE BELOW TO EXPAND THE WHOLE ARTICLE.

Still interested? Ok. Lets go.

Im running Windows 10 Pro 22H2 in VirtualBox 7.0.14, on an old laptop, activated on a home license. The laptop I have has 8GB of DDR3 ram, and an Intel i5-2520m. Virtualization IS enabled. 4GB of ram and 2 of my threads are dedicated to the virtual machine. Windows is unactivated, but this is legal, although against the Windows TOS.

(please forgive me Microsoft i am just doing an experiment)

Lets begin.

So, Attempt 1: the classic "Delete System 32".

The age old fable: "DELETE SYSTEM32 TO SPEED UP SYSTEM"

NEVER DO THIS!

Anyway, I'm doing it.

Once again, I'm in a virtual machine made specifically for this purpose, so my hardware is safe.

As you can see, I put a file there, so I can see if I can fix the mess I will make without deleting data.

Here we go. I'm just running a couple of commands i found to delete it...

And i have been denied. Anyway, time to take ownership of the directory with

TAKEOWN /F C:\Windows\System32

Time to delete system32 again.

AND I'm denied again.

But... it actually started deleting stuff.

Then it denied me again.

Lets reboot, and assess the damage.

and it blue-screened. 3 times. Yep, I definitely messed Windows up. Afterwards, it prepared an automatic repair.

I assume it failed, since I was thrown into the recovery menu.

Ok. Now, lets try to recover this.

Whelp I had to pause for a while so I accidentally shut it down lol. Anyway, now lets recover this for real. Well, here's another automatic repair screen:

(Also, please forgive me for the small screen size,I am running this on my old laptop with a 1366x768 screen lol)

Now, I will try recovery locally, then if all else fails, recover from the ISO. Resetting will be done last for the local recovery (after snapshotting of course).

Recovery Attempt 1: Startup Repair

I clicked "More Advanced Options", then "Startup Repair". I signed in, then it began diagnosing my PC.

And it failed.

Whelp, it failed. I can't uninstall updates, and there is no way in heck I trust myself to fix it with the command prompt, but there is a system restore. Lets try that, and revert it back TO before Virtualbox Guest Additions.

(Note here, a system restore is not the same as recovering a snapshot. Recovering a snapshot is only done via Virtualbox, and system restore is available on any PC. Look it up, it is real.)

Recovery Attempt 2: System Restore

And no restore points. That failed fast.

There are no system images I manually made, so that's out of the question. Lets try startup settings.

Recovery Attempt 3: Startup Settings.

There are 10 of them.

Debugging won't do anything, boot logging is useless since windows cant boot, low-resolution is unusable since windows cant boot. Lets try Safe Mode.

Recovery Attempt 3A: Safe Mode

The VM froze before I was able to select it. Lets try again.

I waited for the Recovery Environment to boot, then

And it auto-repaired again.

That failed. Whelp, Windows is royally done for. Time to reset it! (I made a snapshot before doing this).

Recovery Attempt 4: Reset (The Final Local Resort)

Ok, a cloud download, at least to me, would be considered cheating since it downloads Windows again, but if all else fails (including USB), I will do that. Doubt it will work.

Lets do this.

We are now resetting. Sit back and relax, this will take a bit.

And a while. 20 minutes and its only gone up 36%. I might need to revert to right before the reset, save state, and try again tomorrow, since its late.

And I did that.

4/24/2024

Its tomorrow now, so lets try again. Its resetting for real this time. this time (still locally reinstalling)

And it failed... again. Well, that's all for local attempts, time to boot into the Windows 10 ISO and try recovery from there.

Welcome back to the Windows 10 22H2 ISO. I will begin the same steps from the ISO.

It looks the exact same, right? Well, time to do steps 1-4 again, although this time FROM the ISO.

ISO Recovery Attempt 1: Startup Repair

First step, Startup Repair. From the ISO, targeting Windows 10, not the Recovery Environment that was created during the reset.

Now its diagnosing... again.

Congrats me, it failed.

System Restore, System Image, and Safe Mode won't work, and Reset isn't there, so...

Windows 10 is done for.

Time to reset with a cloud download. I can't do anything else, so a cloud download reset, like I said I would, has to be done.

First, I enter into the recovery environment (with the "Exit and Continue to Windows Recovery Environment" option), then troubleshoot, then "Reset This PC." "Keep my files", of course, then I log into my user. I then select "Cloud Download", and it got my "Ethernet" (aka the Network Address Translation network) up and running. It failed the first time,

it failed the second,

And it failed the third. Well, time to cut my losses. It's over.

Moral of the story?

DON'T DELETE SYSTEM32!!!

Time to restore the snapshot for the next breaking of windows.

Thanks for reading this fancy thing I decided to do lol

I might do more, I might not. See all of you soon.

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Tại sao máy tính chạy hệ điều hành Windows 10, 11 thường xuyên gặp phải vấn đề "Preparing Automatic Repair"? Làm thế nào để khắc phục lỗi Preparing Automatic Repair một cách hiệu quả và đảm bảo an toàn cho hệ thống của bạn? Hãy cùng khám phá những giải pháp chi tiết và an toàn được trình bày trong bài viết dưới đây để đảm bảo rằng laptop của bạn luôn hoạt động mượt mà và ổn định.

Lỗi "Preparing Automatic Repair" thường xuyên xuất hiện trên hệ điều hành Windows khi gặp sự cố trong quá trình khởi động, là một phần của chế độ tự động sửa lỗi mà Windows thực hiện để giải quyết vấn đề.

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Preparing Automatic Repair Windows 10

Some quick fixes can help most users to get rid of the Automatic Repair loop in Windows. You can download Bitwar Data Recovery software on your PC if you want to restore the data.

What is Windows Automatic Repair loop

Automatic Repair is a feature designed to help you fix some PC issues in Windows. But Windows Automatic Repair may fail to work and stuck in diagnosing your PC due to some reasons and go to a blue or black screen of death error.

Tip: If you have essential data on your PC, you'd better recover all the required data before fixing the "Preparing Automatic Repair" error on Windows 10.

Recover data from a computer that stuck on a black screen

To recover data on a computer with an error message "Preparing Automatic Repair," you need to remove the hard drive from the PC and connect it to another one. We recommend that you the Bitwar Data Recovery restore your data. It is an easy-to-use recovery software which supports recovering data due to sudden deletion, formatting, hard drive corruption, virus attack, system crash, etc.

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Step 3. Select the file types you want on this page and click "Next" to start scanning. You can also choose "Select All Types" button if you are not sure what kind of type the data is.

Step 4. After the scan, filter the files by file name, type, path, and time. You also can preview the data to check whether the file is intact. Then you can select the data you want and click the "Recover" button to save them in a normal partition or other external devices.

After following the above steps, the necessary files will be restored with the help of Bitwar Data Recovery. If you cannot find files with the "Quick Scan," you can try "Deep Scan" on step 2. The deep scan will search every sector of the drive to find all existing files. Whatever which mode you select, the files can be retrieved as long as the data has not been overwritten.

Now you can fix the error "Preparing Automatic Repair" on Windows 10 with the following solutions.

Methods to fix "Preparing Automatic Repair" loop on Windows 10

1. Refresh or Reset PCYou can refresh pc to fix windows 10 preparing automatic repair loop.

Shut down your windows forcefully. Then the system will enter the boot repair page after 2-3 times of reboot. Choose Troubleshoot, then go on to Refresh PC or Reset PC. Restart your PC and check if the issue has been resolved.2. Disable early launch anti-malware protectionWe recommend disabling early launch anti-malware protection. You can do it by using Command Prompt in Windows Boot Options menu which will appear after restarting the computer several times. Choose Troubleshoot > Advanced Options > Startup Settings. Your computer should now restart and give you a list of options, here choose "Disable early launch anti-malware protection."3. Perform a startup repairSome users recommend performing Startup Repair when the laptop is stuck on Preparing Automatic Repair during startup.

Insert the Windows bootable drive to your computer and boot from it. Select your language preferences and click on Next. Select Troubleshoot > Advanced Options > Startup Repair.

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*head permanently in groove on desk*

Today has been a day. Not a good one.

Finally got home where stuff’s supposed to be safe.

And my tablet is spontaneously stuck in a Windows 10 “Preparing Automatic Repair” loop.

It automatically starts as soon as I add a charge (plug in), and draining the battery hasn’t changed anything.

Pressing Power button, holding Power button, nada, zip, zilch, no change, keeps chugging “Preparing Automatic Repair.”

I use a third party wireless keyboard, and the “Press and hold F8 to Boot in Safe Mode” isn’t working.

Anyone got any suggestions beyond taking it in somewhere? I mean, that’s an option I’m willing to do, but would love not having to spend those spoons if possible…

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What is Windows Automatic Repair loop

Automatic Repair is a feature designed to help you fix some PC issues in Windows. But Windows Automatic Repair may fail to work and stuck in diagnosing your PC due to some reasons and go to a blue or black screen of death error.

Tip: If you have essential data on your PC, you’d better recover all the required data before fixing the “Preparing Automatic Repair” error on Windows 10.

RECOVER DATA FROM A COMPUTER THAT STUCK ON A BLACK SCREEN

To recover data on a computer with an error message “Preparing Automatic Repair,” you need to remove the hard drive from the PC and connect it to another one. 

We recommend that you the Bitwar Data Recovery restore your data. It is an easy-to-use recovery software which supports recovering data due to sudden deletion, formatting, hard drive corruption, virus attack, system crash, etc.

Download and install Bitwar Data Recovery on your Windows 10/8, then follow the guides to recover data.

METHODS TO FIX “PREPARING AUTOMATIC REPAIR LOOP“ ON WINDOWS 10

1. Refresh or Reset PC

You can refresh pc to fix windows 10 preparing an automatic repair loop. Shut down your windows forcefully. Then the system will enter the boot repair page after 2–3 times of reboot. Choose Troubleshoot, then go on to Refresh PC or Reset PC. Restart your PC and check if the issue has been resolved.

2. Disable early launch anti-malware protection

We recommend disabling early launch anti-malware protection. You can do it by using Command Prompt in the Windows Boot Options menu which will appear after restarting the computer several times. Choose Troubleshoot > Advanced Options > Startup Settings. Your computer should now restart and give you a list of options, here choose “Disable early launch anti-malware protection.”

3. Perform a startup repair

Some users recommend performing Startup Repair when the laptop is stuck on Preparing Automatic Repair during startup. Insert the Windows bootable drive to your computer and boot from it. Select your language preferences and click on Next. Select Troubleshoot > Advanced Options > Startup Repair.

4. Restore or reset the system

If the “Windows Automatic Repair” loop still exists, please try the last methods — performing a system restore. To do it, in the Windows Boot Options menu, choose Troubleshoot > Advanced Options > System Restore. Follow the Wizard instruction and select the appropriate restore point. 

Finally, click Finish to restore the system.

Refer here for the best data recovery software for windows to Fix Preparing Automatic Repair Loop on Windows 10.

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Irrelevant but to anyone with Windows 10 the new update has a chance of failing when restarting the PC and sending your entire laptop into the infinite preparing automatic repair loop of death. I just found out the hard way that this glitch can happen with the new update as did other users who are currently looking for answers. Long story short it took over an hour to get to troubleshooting to reset my computer. Please be careful everyone so you don't have to reset and lose everything.

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150 Funny Marriage Quotes for Newlyweds

If you are looking for some hilarious marriage quotes to add fun element to your wedding, then this post is for you. Here we are sharing 150 funny marriage quotes for you that you can use in your wedding invites, wedding signage, and wedding social media updates.

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1. “The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” —Henny Youngman

2. “The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then marry him.” —Cher

3. “Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!” — Zeenat Essa

4. “In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.” —Helen Rowland

5. “Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.” — Zig Ziglar TC mark

6. “Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” — Will Ferrell

7. “The most important four words for a successful marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.’” — Anonymous

8. “By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” — Socrates

9. “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” — Prince Philip

10. “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner

11. “Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.” — Jewish Proverb

12. “Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” — Albert Einstein

13. “There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.” — Oscar Wilde

14. “All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.” — Red Skelton

15. “Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you’ll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.” — Neil Simon

16. “Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” — Ambrose Bierce

17. “Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years you need a club and spade.” — Carrie

18. “Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.” —Isadora Duncan

19. “A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.” — Michel de Montaigne

20. “Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.” — Benjamin Franklin

21. “A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” — NOT A BOOK

22. “The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.” — Ann Bancroft

23. “Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity.” — Honore de Balzac

24. “A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.” — Michel de Montaigne

25. “Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.” —Jean Kerr

26. “To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.” — Ogden Nash

27. “I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.” — Steven Wright

28. “Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.” — Rita Rudner

29. “Marriage is when a man loses his bachelor’s degree and woman gets her master’s degree.” — Rama Kochhar

30. “When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.” —Marie Osmond

31. “Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.” — Beverley Nichols

32. “Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.” — G. K. Chesterton

33. “Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.” — Stephen Leacock

34. “Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” — Erma Bombeck

35. “All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.” — Raymond Hull

36. “Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings … and lawyers.” — Richard Pryor

37. “If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.” — Sam Levenson

38. “They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.” — Alexander Pope

39. “Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn’t even have when you were on your own.” — Eddie Cantor

40. “An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.” — Booth Tarkington

41. “Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.” — Elbert Hubbard

42. “Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” — Natasha Leggero

43. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life” — Anonymous

44. “I married beneath me, all women do.” — Nancy Astor

45. “Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.” — Albert Einstein

46. “In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.” — Woody Allen

47. “Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.” — Jerry Seinfeld

48. “Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.” — Marilyn Monroe

49. “Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.” — John Wilmot

50. “Marriage is a difficult project. When seven years have passed and all your body’s cells have been replaced, you’re meant to experience that seven-year itch.” — Yoko Ono

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51. “You can’t buy love on eBay.” — Anonymous

52. “Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.” — H.L. Mencken

53. “Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.” — Mickey Rooney

54. “My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” — Rodney Dangerfield

55. “Marry a man your own age; As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” — Phyllis Diller

56. “Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.” — Helen Rowland

57. “Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is the bicycle repair kit.” — Billy Connolly

58. “The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.” — Ratna Deep

59. “More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.” — Doug Larson

60. “Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” — Albert Einstein

61. “Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” — Erma Bombeck

62. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” — Will Ferrell

63. “You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” — Henny Youngman

64. “The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love.” —Sophie Monroe

65. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” — Charles M. Schulz

66. “Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.” — Evelyn Hendrickson

67. “True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.” — La Rochefoucauld

68. “True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” — Erich Segal

69. “Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass.” — English Proverb

70. “The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.” — Rick Reilly

71. “I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” — Jean Illsley Clarke

72. “A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.” — Brendan Francis

73. “Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.” — Benjamin Franklin

74. “Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.” — Fran Lebowitz

75. “Besides chocolate, you’re my favourite.” — Anonymous

76. “Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” — Richard Jeni

77. “Marriage is like watching the color of leaves in the fall; ever changing and more stunningly beautiful with each passing day.” — Fawn Weaver 78. “Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” — George Burns

79. “Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.” — Thomas Dewar

80. “My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.” — Winston Churchill

81. “I’m going to get married again because I’m more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.” —Wendy Liebman

82. “Love is a lot like a backache; It doesn’t show up on X-Rays, But you know it’s there.” — George Burns

83. “We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops” — Henny Youngman

84. “They say love is blind…and marriage is an institution. Well, I’m not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.” — Mae West

85. “I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” — Quote from 50 Cents

86. “Men aren’t necessities, they’re luxuries.” — Cher

87. “What’s the best way to get your husband to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.” — Cindy Garner

88. “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” — Groucho Marx

89. “They say true love hides behind every corner, I must be walking in circles.” — Anonymous

90. “Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.” — Joan Rivers

91. “If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.” — Katharine Hepburn

92. “My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food. She goes on tuesdays, I go Fridays.” — Henry Youngman

93. “If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.” — Sigmund Freud

94. “Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.” — Anonymous

95. “For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.” — Catherine Zeta-Jones

96. “Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.” — H. L. Mencken

97. “Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.” — Anonymous

98. “My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.” — Jack Benny

99. “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” — Woody Allen

100. “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” — Steve Martin

101. “Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: You have to start over again every morning.” — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

102. “Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” — Ambrose Bierce

103. “Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.” — Elbert Hubbard

104. “The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.” — Woody Allen

105. “Marriage marks the end of many short follies – being one long stupidity.” — Friedrich Nietzsche

106. “An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” — Agatha Christie

107 “I love you even when I’m really, really hungry” — Anonymous

108. “Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.” — Cathy Carlyle

109. “The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes.” — Anonymous

110. “Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.” —Woody Allen

111. “All marriages are happy. It’s trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.” —Shelley Winters

112. “If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” — Lily Tomlin

113. “Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.” — Ogden Nash

114. “Marriage is like vitamins: We supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.” —Anonymous

115. “Love is a grave mental disease.” — Plato

116. “Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.” — Jean Kerr

117. “A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.” — Zsa Zsa Gabor

118. “Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.” — Joan Crawford

119. “Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore.” — Bree Luckey

120. “When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.” — Helen Rowland

121. “It’s been so long since I made love, I can’t even remember who gets tied up.” — Joan Rivers

122. “Love is the seventh sense, which destroys all the other six senses.” — Anonymous

123. “Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.” — Joyce Brothers

124. “A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal.” — Anonymous

125. “People should fall in love with their eyes closed.” — Andy Warhol

126. “The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.” — Groucho Marx

127. “In marriage do thou be wise: prefer the person before money virtue before beauty, the mind before the body, then thou hast a wife, a friend, a companion, a second self.” — William Penn

128. “Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener” — Pauline Thomason

129. “Love doesn’t drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.” — Helen Gurley Brown

130. “Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.” — Anonymous

131. “Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions.” — Tommy Dewar

132. “I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate – but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.” — Alf Whit

133. “My most brilliant achievement was my ability to persuade my wife to marry Me.” — winston-churchill

134. “If I get married, I want to be very married.” — Audrey Hepburn

135. “It is impossible to love and be wise.” — Francis Bacon

136. “Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.” — Joseph Barth

137. “Marriage is a risk; I think it’s a great and glorious risk, as long as you embark on the adventure in the same spirit.” — Cate Blanchett

138. “People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.” — Bob Hope

139. “To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.” — Mark Twain

140. “The highest happiness on earth is marriage.” — William Lyon Phelps

141. “What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.” — Pearl Bailey

142. “One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.” — Honoré de Balzac

143. “Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash.” — Joyce Brothers

144. “Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you’d miss them!” — Anonymous

145. “A good marriage is that in which each appoints the other the guardian of his solitude, and shows him this confidence, the greatest in his power to bestow.” — Rainer Maria Rilke

146. “Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.” — Anonymous

147. “To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.” — Ogden Nash

148. “Husbands are like wine, they take a long time to mature.” — From Letters to Juliet

149. “Marriage is a workshop….. Where husband works and wife shops.” — Anonymous

150. “Husbands and wives are so irritating. But without them, who would we blame for misplacing our socks?” — Janet Periat

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So, these are the funniest marriage quotes which you can use in your wedding. These marriage quotes will simply add to the fun part of your wedding. You can even make your wedding speech hilarious with these funny quotes on marriage.

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Things I did today that are probably not cool or interesting to anyone else, but I just updated my grandmother's old 2008 Windows 7 Dell laptop to a windows 10, took all night, but I'm surprised it work. Now you are probably wondering why, well my computer is stuck on this Preparing Automatic Repair loop so like... I need a laptop to use until I can figure out how to get mine fixed. I'm surprised this laptop isn't dead dead just yet... But yeah, that's been my day so far.

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MSA time travel idea (part 9)

Summary: Arthur falls off a cliff and lands in the past.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Vivi POV, Part 8

Part 10: here

Arthur steps out of the office building’s foyer and is immediately accosted by the uncomfortably bright sunlight. He winces, shading his eyes, taking a moment to adjust and shake off the usual full-body jitters skittering along his limbs and torso. The air is hot, dry, and itchy. After being blasted with the cold air-conditioning for almost three hours, it's especially jarring. He takes a breath and lets the tension go, feeling a whole lot lighter now the hard part of the trip is done and dusted. All it took was a few hours of anxious waiting,-pretty standard considering he had rocked up without an appointment,-and he now has his new prescription and a referral to the specialist he actually wants to see. It had taken him a ridiculously long time to find this woman the first time around, what with having to cycle through an extensive line-up of medical professionals, and he’s glad he can skip the drama this time. Though, he’s not sure how he’s going to manage appointments when he’s road tripping across the country with Vivi and Lewis.

Arthur frowns down at the referral paper, continuing down the steps to the footpath running adjacent to the building. There’s no way he is letting Lewis and Vivi go on a supernatural road trip without him. Not with them being entirely in the dark about how dangerous the whole thing could be. Sure, they had Mystery, but he is beginning to suspect that Mystery didn’t care much for anyone who wasn’t Vivi (and he's not even sure he can trust that anymore). He would just have to manage alone until they returned. If they returned. Arthur forcefully shoves the paper down into the front pocket of his shoulder bag, trying not to think too hard on a topic bound to bring his mood lower than it already was.

As he turns to head back to his van, his gaze travels automatically across the plaza filled with shoppers, past the line of dinners and restaurants, to land on the looming grey, brick, cube-like structure of St Peter’s Medical and Emergency Centre. It’s the largest building in the block aside from the few office buildings behind it, and even those weren’t very high, causing it to lean almost threateningly over the shorter boutiquey outlets in the street just before it. Dry wind ruffles his hair pulling him its direction, and his steps falter. He stares at the structure wearily. Funnily, in this life, he’s never actually stepped foot in the Emergency Centre.

So entranced is he by the odd sense of dislocation that he walks straight into a thin woman pushing an overladen trolley.

“Hey, watch where you’re going,” She snaps, pausing to glare, while he’s busy ricocheting backward and stumbling in his attempt to keep his feet.

“Ah,” Arthur yanks his attention away from the hospital and tries for an apologetic tone, “Sorry?”  It’s not like the woman’s been affected by his mishap. Arthur is the one with sore shins. The lady huffs and continues on, a cloud of irritation following her down the path.

The small commotion has drawn the attention of several strangers who have all turned to give him a brief glance before getting on with their day. Now feeling overexposed and increasingly off balance, Arthur power walks around the building to the parking lot and the safety of his van. The back of his neck is prickling uncomfortably, and there is a disconcerting, foreboding taint, hanging about his shoulders right up until he slams and locks his van door. He takes a deep breath and rests his head against the steering wheel. Then runs a hand through his hair, twisting a strand between two fingers.

Now that’s over with he should focus on the more enjoyable parts of his trip. Mainly, finding equipment and collecting some components to mess around with during those long hours spent alone in his room avoiding people. It’s a good thing he knows exactly where to go. Future knowledge: great for saving friends from certain disaster and navigating unfamiliar towns. He turns the key and pulls out.

A brief wave of melancholic nostalgia has him taking an additional turn around the block, passing several familiar shops. Tomb Tome, a frequent haunt of his high school years and Future Vivi’s old place of employment. He slows so he can stare at the shopfront, which is plastered with familiar colourful posters, pamphlets and info on local gaming and comic events, obscuring most of the shop’s windows. Vivi probably would have enjoyed it there a lot more if not for the circumstanced of their temporary move. It’s weird to think that she might never work there in this timeline. Not if his plans to change the future are successful. He speeds up, facing forward, massaging his right thumb into the steering wheel. The second-hand tech shop is a few streets down, and he pushes forwards, banishing the odd sense of disappointment.

Headphones and some slow music wash out the world until it’s just him and shelves of old computers, spare parts, and various mechanical and technical equipment. Slowly, the last few days of stress and anxiety drain away. He buys a whole lot more than he means to, which, on top of the doctor’s visit, takes a significant bite out of his personal saving. It doesn't bother him as much as it might.

It's towards the end of his shopping trip, or as Lewis would call it his ‘retail therapy,’ that the nagging feeling of apprehension, which he’d been trying to ignore since the running into the woman outside the doctor’s office, comes to bite him on the ass.

He’s back at his van, shuffling around with his overstuffed shopping bags when a shout, loud enough to penetrate through his music, catches his attention.

“Hey!”

Arthur pulls the buds from his ears, glancing over his shoulder to watch a heavy-set man, with an impressive beard and a leather vest, stomp towards him. There is something familiar and disconcerting about him.

“Hey, you! Kid!” The strange man yells again in a gravely southern accent. Arthur glances around, but he’s the only person out in the street. He watches the stranger approach, trepidation beginning to coil in his gut.

“You’re the kid from the diner, the one that made the suggestion about my bike’s engine.”

Oh. It clicks. This is the famed Leather Guy. It’s been almost two years, but Arthur still recognises the perpetually scowly face of a man never more than a few wrong words away from a fist fight.

“Err, yeah?” He answers slowly, hesitating.  

“Name’s Micky,” Newly named Micky introduces, coming to a stop a few paces from Arthur.

“Sorry about taking a swing at you kid. Had a rough day. Went in to apologise but only saw your big purple friend,”

Arthur begins sorting through his key ring as subtly as possible, answering, “No problem. I could probably have been a bit more polite when pointing it out,”

He knows not to judge people based on appearance alone, but this guy’s looking awfully intimidating. His heart rate is increasing, and he can already feel the subtle flush of adrenalin, wiring him up in case he needs to move fast.  

“Hey now, no need to be modest, kid. Not when you know your stuff. It’s good I ran into because I’ve been needing a second opinion on my bike.”

Micky shoves a hand into his jacket pocket and takes another step forward. A step too many in Arthur’s opinion.

“The mechanic I took it too was as clueless as a dim bulb if you catch my meaning.”

“Hehe, where’d you go? Donald and Son’s Repairs?” He laughs half-heartedly. Donald and Son’s is only other mechanic within several miles of the Pepper’s diner. Though, he’s sure there’s a few around this town as well.

“Yeah, actually, went there and they did a piss-poor job. If you could take a look at it, I’d feel a load better. Have a long trip coming, you see. Can’t have my baby breaking down in the middle of nothing now.”

Why does he get the feeling that Micky has never been to Donald and Son’s and that his bike is fine? Arthur, trying to keep his body language as light as possible, locates his key. He’d learnt from many a bad experience to trust his instincts. Right now they’re telling him to get out of dodge.

“Actually, I’m kind of in a rush at the moment,”

It’s not even a lie. He needs to start heading home soon if he wants to beat Lewis and Vivi who would be coming over after Vivi’s shift ended at five.

“But I work at Kingsman Mechanics …you can bring your bike there if you want it fixed,” he suggests, inserting his key into the door, preparing to make a break for it.

Something clicks, and it’s not the sound of his van being unlocked.

“Yeah, I don’t think so, kid. How about you step back from the van,”

Between looking down at the door and his key, Micky has pulled a gun, pointing it in his direction. Arthur freezes. Micky’s holding it casually so, to anyone looking, it wouldn’t be immediately apparent.

“Come on, then. Promise this’ll only be for a few seconds,” Micky says gruffly, seemingly irritated that Arthur hadn’t just followed him to straight into a back alley like a chump.

“Ah,” Arthur’s replies intelligently while his brain spins its wheels, attempting process this sudden change in circumstance.

He stares at the gun then up at Micky.

“Okay?” He offers when nothing better comes to mind.

It’s not the first time he’s had a gun pointed at him. When he had been road tripping with Lewis and Vivi he always seemed to be the one getting held up and chased by the wackos behind whatever ‘haunting’ they investigated. Remain calm. Don’t panic. Don’t antagonise. It’s the same sort of process.

Surprisingly, it’s not nearly as panic-inducing as those previous times. Instead of the fear completely wiping out logical thought like a bulldozer it’s just keeping him nicely tense and ready. How is that fair? Point a gun in his face and he’s not even flinching, but put him in a room with Lewis and he can barely function without throwing up the contents of his stomach. Just add it to the list of failures.

Note: Sorry about the two-week delay between parts, I was off battling the education system. I’m hoping to have a part 10 done in the next 2-3 days so you don’t have to sit on the cliff-hanger for too long. Hope people enjoy the slight shift in pace/tone.  

[plaidpyjamas]

My computer is dead and my phone is dying. Awesome.

I mean my phone's a piece of shit anyway and I guess I haven't been very nice to it, but my laptop, for all the trouble it gives me, should not have died suddenly like this. The only explanation I can come up with is the "2017 Fall Creator's Update" that it forced me to accept (read: I told it to hold off but the next time I booted it up, it updated for three hours)