#Pro helluva boss

[suzieloveships]

Complain about Helluva Boss writing all you want, it's not perfect, but will take a silly, bad show where a female abuser is just straight up evil and without a pinch of redeeming qualities over any serious show that tries to make their female villain sympathetic but goes to far and somehow it ends with said villain's getting away scot free despite the fact she did nothing to redeem herself

Yes, this is about the Handmain's tale

[big-royal-chicken]

I mean, it’s your business if you want to waste your creative talent on making a ragebait video essays on why Helluva Boss sucks. But I don’t want to have your brainrot slop recommended to me on YouTube.

[hellaversity]

Dear Hellaverse/Helluva/Hazbin/Vivziepop critical crowd :

My bio literally fucking says "DNI if you're one of those annoying ass criticals" yet you still go onto my posts and reply, as if you didn't bother reading my bio, or the DNI part just isn't visible to you somehow. If any other one of y'all tries to reply to me or reblog from me, it's an instant block. I'm sick of reminding you guys that I don't want you anywhere on my blog.

[stupid-pig-came-home]

Actually keep hate watching Helluva Boss so it can get MORE views overtime.

[yasmiralotta]

BIG FACTS! 👏

[enemywasp]

"Oh her design is so cute! I'd really like her if she wasn't such a freak!" FOOLS. COWARDS. I LIKE HER BECAUSE SHE'S A FREAK.

That's a selfshiping, cringe, fanfic writing monster fucker right there. The representation we deserve.

[newbtheveryawesomeandkindanewby]

[strawberrynightmere]

Georgina (Stella's VA): Stella loves Octavia.

Vivziepop: No ❤️

[big-royal-chicken]

Right? Like WTF? This show was literally not made for you in mind!

i hate how every tag from helluva is so polluted with antis and negativity, and now i can't just say "look at this pathetic asshole" without sounding like an anti

i always have to specify that i love blitzo and stolas

i love that their character arc is not yet complete and they are now in the era of making all the worst choices, i love that they are trying to be good parents and not magically managing to be one, i love that they are at least trying to communicate but failing miserably, just look at these traumatized wet cats, i love that they are not remembering everything exactly how it happened and that they have difficulty expressing themselves and understanding each other, they are such a mess, and i love this on them

[big-royal-chicken]

I’m sorry that this piece of media was a disappointment to you, but that’s not gonna stop me from continuing to enjoy it anyway. ✌️

[vagabond-pinky]

[sadhornydemons]

Baby Via was Adorable

[big-royal-chicken]

Characters are supposed to be shown at their worst during the beginning of the series- that’s how the development they experience throughout the course of it pays off.

I didn’t think I would like Stolas as the way he came off in the pilot and first episode- he’s now my favorite character and I want him to have a happy ending.

Same with Weiss from RWBY. I despised her in season one. But how she is now? I adore her. She had to go through 8 seasons of development to get where she is now.

If these people want a comedy that won’t trigger their smooth brains into having to think about the complexity and nuance of the story, then maybe they should just go watch Family Guy instead.

Sick and fucking tired of those people who say “HB went downhill, what happened to it just being a comedy” just say you don’t like “complex” media (it’s not even complex, it’s like the bare minimum) because you’re shit at critical thinking and you only watch shows to turn your brain off.

Also what do you miss exactly? a pilot and 2 episodes max? cause it immediately established drama and angst, and if that’s not your thing, good for you, don’t watch it. But don’t get on my ass about “bad writing” just because you’re too up your own ass to stop criticizing everything you personally don’t like.

“They ruined Blitz’s character, they ruined Stolas’ character, they should’ve stayed like they were in the pilot” NO THE FUCK THEY SHOULDN’T HAVE. I want to have a reason to root for these characters, i want to be able to see all their emotions, i want to relate to them and cry when they go through shit.

Had Stolas stayed a “comedic relief” character it would’ve gotten stale fast and the whole show would’ve been so unbelievably boring. Stolas is great because he’s tragic, because he shows his humanity more than humans themselves.

And Blitz DID need to be a better character. He’s not gonna lose his whole personality, but i’d much rather see him fucking care for once. That’s all.

[callmekatydid]

“Wait no not like that.”

OR: Results? To MY own self-sabotage? More likely than you’d think!

OR: I don’t CARE that the prophecy was self-fulfilling, I’m still angry about it! 😤

OR: Blitzø sweetie pie please go to therapy I know this great lady with a hotel where you do trust falls and talk about your feelings she’s like a block away from your office just pop in for thirty seconds please I’m begging you 🥺

[monster-lover-pride]

With how antis have literally bullied proshippers and comshippers to suicide idk why I'm seeing some people act surprised that a girl had a hit on her because she was a proshipper.

Like if that system was a thing people would absolutely put hits on people over ship discourse lmao people literally dox and harass and get people to kts over it

[tealvenetianmask]

Full Moons

I was combing Murder Family to see what stage the moon was in for fic writing reasons, and finding the moon FULL there got me thinking about a few things.

Stolas's call to Blitz in that episode wasn't a booty call for let's say . . . two weeks from now. It was for that night. Right after that job. Hurry up.

So what I make of this from Stolas's side is either . . .

This is the first full moon since Blitz took the book. Stolas has some kind of responsibility that requires complex magic every full moon. He thought he could perform that magic without the book, but realized he couldn't. So he realizes he HAS TO get it back. And the sex is a side benefit.

OR he doesn't really need the book to do his work. He's memorized the spells. He's just horny and wants an excuse to get Blitz over to his palace ASAP.

It really changes the tone of that night for me. Creates more pressure, but also more . . . nonchalance . . . where Stolas is concerned. Like he didn't fully consider the implications (obviously he should have) and falls ass backwards into a relationship that's fundamentally a transactional exchange. While behaving over the phone as if he's entirely in control of the situation. Compare this to how carefully he planned out ENDING the deal.

Which brings me to a separate cool thing . . .

Full moons mark the milestones of the stolitz relationship.

Murder Family: The deal begins.

The Full Moon: The deal ends.

Sinsmas: They start fresh.