#Professor Screweyes

[down-in-dixie]

Villains + green

[themattress]

Random Ghetsis Thoughts

Not sure why this suddenly occurred to me, but it did and I want to talk about it. 

Concept art confirms that Ghetsis’ right eye is scarred, which is why he covers it up with a fancy eye piece. It’s possible that however this happened is the same reason he has such a weak, hardly-able-to-be-used right arm. I’m not sure if this was the intention, but I really, truly believe that a Pokémon was responsible. Possibly even his Deino/Zweilous/Hydreigon, since as everyone is aware it reached its full evolution at a level before its species is normally able to and has a very powerful Frustration attack; which is an attack that is stronger the more the Pokémon hates its trainer...all signs that Ghetsis heavily abused this Pokémon in order to make it achieve this kind of power.  Now, the first thing that came to mind when I thought about this was the High Evolutionary, villain of the recent Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, who is also a psychotic narcissist who suffered facial disfigurement from an animal he abused. However, all things considered his relationship with said animal is more akin to Ghetsis’ relationship with N than with any Pokémon; in both cases the narcissist thought so little of his victim that said victim managing to turn against them and even out-do them drove them mad. 

And that’s when my mind drifted to a far more obscure cinematic villain.

Professor Screweyes was the stand-out of the otherwise mediocre We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story (well, him and John Goodman as the lead dinosaur), and as he explains in the deleted scene above it was a crow pecking out his eye that led to him having a metallic replacement, and it also led to him to develop a fear of crows and what they are capable of. This is a fact that his narcissistic ego wouldn’t let stand, and so he collected a bunch of crows that he keeps under firm, tyrannical control in order to show that he is “the master of his own fear”.

And then, after he’s defeated, this happens: 

In attempting to control his own fear in such a cruel way - abusing the crows and making them despise him - Screweyes only ended up causing his worst nightmare to come true.

......Wait.

He doesn’t die like Screweyes and instead is imprisoned like the High Evolutionary, but the same principle of what befell Screweyes is at work here in the Pokémon Adventures manga. The implication is obvious: a Pokémon he couldn’t control fucked him up, making him scared of Pokémon he can’t control, and as a result he decided to become “the master of his own fear” by controlling every Pokémon, through hurting them in the most unimaginably cruel ways. As a direct consequence, he finds himself faced with his worst nightmare: he’s on the shitlist of practically every Pokémon in Unova, and they refuse to be controlled by him. Their glare is the same as Zekrom’s, suggesting the same thing “If you dare try to worm your way out of prison and mess with us again, we will fuck you up”, cutting right to that same fear he felt when his right eye and right arm were destroyed and making him lose his goddamn mind.

[bed-wed-behead-your-fave]

Professor Screw Eyes from We’re Back: A Dinosaur Story.

[autismmydearwatson]

I'm having trouble figuring out how this Professor Screweyes guy was supposed to be a villain. Yeah he was sort of a stiff boss and owned a fear circus, but that's his job???? Fine anti-spook society we have 🙄

[sakkesdoodlebox]

Doodled Peter as professor screweyes from We're back! a Dinosaurs's story (1993). I do want to return to this idea at somepoint.

[edgar-allan-possum]

You know, if it wasn't for the illegal child labor, I'd go to Professor Screweye's Eccentric Circus. It looks like it could be an interesting horror attraction.

[hootbon]

Not gonna lie, Professor Screweyes (and lowkey Judge Lord Frollo) give me Freakshow!Caine vibes.

You’re so right

[sundove88]

We’re Back! A Cartoon Monster’s Story (We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story Parody Casting)

Four fun-loving monsters take a trip to New York City, courtesy of Rauru. The dimension hopping Zonai is intent on bringing some joy to the lives of the children of the Big Apple. After eating a potion to boost their smarts and cuddliness, Rathalos, Diablos, Legiana, and Zinogre hit the town! But trouble soon arrives when Rauru's evil old friend hatches a devious plot.

Rathalos as Rex (Monster Hunter)

Legiana as Elsa (Monster Hunter)

Diablos as Woog (Monster Hunter)

Zinogre as Dweeb (Monster Hunter)

Various Other Monsters as Themselves/The Dinosaurs’ Friends (Monster Hunter)

Kirby as Vorb (Kirby)

Rauru as Captain Neweyes (The Legend of Zelda)

Elliot Edwards as Louie (NiGHTS Into Dreams)

Claris Sinclair as Cecilia (NiGHTS Into Dreams)

Simisear and Simipour as Chimp!Louie and Chimp!Cecilia (Pokemon)

Hollyberry Cookie as Dr. Juliet Bleeb (Cookie Run)

Wizeman The Wicked as Professor Screweyes (NiGHTS Into Dreams)

Jackle as Stubbs the Clown (NiGHTS Into Dreams)

Various Characters as People of New York

Blue Slushy Cookie as Buster (Cookie Run)

Dessert Paradise Cookies as Buster's Family (Cookie Run)

Here’s your hint for the next casting:

✈️🏁🌌

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

I started my quest to watch 30 movies from the year I was born (1993) last night with a double feature of Rex: A Dinosaur's Story and We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story. I don't know if I have it in me to review every one of these things, but this pair should be of interest.

Rex is required viewing for any Godzilla fan, if only so your jaw can drop at how much Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II ripped it off. (The egg even hatches after hearing a song!) I also didn't expect the lost continent of Mu to have such a big role... or for no one to feed the theropod meat. No wonder he keeps trying to bite people! It's almost overpoweringly sentimental, but the sheer cuteness of the dino lets it get away with a lot. Oh yeah, and it ends with a snowmobile chase right out of a Bond movie.

We're Back is another cautionary tale about trying to adapt picture books into feature-length films. The source material didn't have a villain, and the first half of this movie doesn't either. Professor Screweyes would have thrived in a more focused story. A ringmaster who doesn't understand comedy and just wants to scare people, makes 12-year-olds sign contracts in blood and turns them into monkeys, hypnotizes people and dinosaurs alike with his right eye (which is a screw), and gets eaten bones and all by his crows as soon as his audience deserts him... he's an S-tier villain trapped in a half-assed Jurassic Park cash-in. Now, 1993 saw plenty of Jurassic Park cash-ins, but this one is unusual in that Steven Spielberg produced it. I feel like this character is meant to represent him directing Jurassic Park and giving a generation of kids nightmares about velociraptors, whereas the kindly Captain Neweyes, who gives the dinosaur heroes human intelligence so they can bring joy to kids in the present day, is him producing this movie. (Too bad it bombed.) Alternatively, the two characters are the Master and the Doctor... I mean, the latter does have a time machine.

[kingnice1219]

Here we are! A Monster’s Book

(Story based on both Jungle Book and We’re Back A Dinosaur’s Story

Cast

Jakala and Bold the Dragowolves (my ocs both sharing Rex’s role, while Jakala has Baloo’s role after the brain grain substitute. With Bold in Bagheera’s role)

Aeria the Gryphon (my oc) and Sisu (Raya and the Last Dragon sharing the role of Elsa and Raksha)

Felix the Fox Dragon (my oc in the role of Dweeb and King Louie)

Titanosaurus (Godzilla franchise in the role of Woog and Col. Hathi)

Sam (my OC, playing the role of Mowgli and Louie)

Minshi (my OC, a human in here playing the role of Shanti and Cecilia)

Sparx (Spyro franchise as Vorb)

Professor Rowen (Pokémon franchise) and Draco (Dragonheart, both sharing the role of Captain Neweyes and Akela. Where Draco is a shapeshifter here)

Doctor Terminus (Pete’s Dragon) and Smaug (Hobbit, sharing the role of Professor Screweyes and Shere Khan. And also a shapeshifting dragon here)

Nora (Pete’s Dragon) as Dr Julia Bleeb

[mrkanman]

he mightve been an evil dude from the far future turning children into apes but professor screweyes circus was pretty epic. i definitely wouldve attended while bullying the weird stereotypically new york child trying to free the dinosaurs.

[regexkind]

Do you suppose that Professor Screweyes from the 1993 film "We're Back" was some sort of Juggalo, and if so, would Gamzee from Homestuck recognize him as such

[gavillain]

What about moks team?

That one's foggier in my memory and fluctuated a lot as the leftovers.

But as I recall: Mok, Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg, Holli Would, Tala, Professor Screweyes, Forte, Crowley from Supernatural, Skeletor and his evil warriors, Doctor Facilier, Thailog, Marluxia, Larxene, Luxord, and I seem to remember Messina from Freddie as FRO7 slipping in there at some point.

[rhys-ravenfeather]

Anyone else getting Professor Screweyes vibes from this guy?

[liquidgirl13]

Evanescence

"Going Under" on YouTube

"Going Under"

Now I will tell you what I've done for you

Fifty thousand tears I've cried

Screaming, deceiving, and bleeding for you

And you still won't hear me (going under)

Don't want your hand this time, I'll save myself

Maybe I'll wake up for once (wake up for once)

Not tormented daily defeated by you

Just when I thought I'd reached the bottom

I'm dying again

I'm going under (going under)

Drowning in you (drowning in you)

I'm falling forever (falling forever)

I've got to break through

I'm going under

Blurring and stirring the truth and the lies (so I don't know what's real)

(So I don't know what's real and what's not)

(Don't know what's real and what's not)

Always confusing the thoughts in my head

So I can't trust myself anymore

I'm dying again

I'm going under (going under)

Drowning in you (drowning in you)

I'm falling forever (falling forever)

I've got to break through

So go on and scream, scream at me

I'm so far away (so far away)

I won't be broken again (again)

I've got to breathe

I can't keep going under

I'm dying again

I'm going under (going under)

Drowning in you (drowning in you)

I'm falling forever (falling forever)

I've got to break through

I'm going under (going under)

Going under (drowning in you)

I'm going under

Source: Musixmatch

Songwriters: David Hodges / Amy Lee / Ben Moody

Going Under lyrics © Chrysalis One Music Publishing Group Ireland, Reservoir 416, Professor Screweye Publishing, Zombies Ate My Publishing, Forthefallen Publishing, Zombies Ate My Publishing (admin. By Dwight F, Reservoir Media Management (ireland) Limited, Bmg Rights Management (ireland) Ltd

[thehyperrequiem]

We’re Back! A Robot’s Story (We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story parody) cast

“Four fun-loving robots take a trip to New York City, courtesy of Dr. Light (Doug Stone). The time-traveling doctor is intent on bringing some joy to the lives of the children of the Big Apple. After drinking a potion to boost their smarts and cuddliness, Fire Robot Fireman (Roger Rhodes), Constructicon Mixmaster (Jeff Bennett), Electric Robot Elecman (Brendan Hunter) and Constructicon Scrapper (Tom Kenny) hit the town! But trouble soon arrives when Light's evil old friend hatches a devious plot.”

Fireman (Megaman 1/PU) as Rex

Fireman (Megaman Fully Charged) as Savage Rex

Elecman (Megaman 1/PU) as Elsa

Elecman (Megaman Fully Charged) as Savage Elsa

Mixmaster (Transformers Animated) as Woog

Mixmaster (Transformers Rise of the Fallen) as Savage Woog

Scrapper (Transformers Animated) as Dweeb

Scrapper (Transformers Rise of the Fallen) as Savage Dweeb

Mega Mini (Megaman Fully Charged) as Vorb

Dr. Light (Megaman) as Captain Neweyes

Leo Craig (Balan Wonderworld) as Louie

Emma Cole (Balan Wonderworld) as Cecilia

Ion Cookie Robots (Cookie Run) as Louie and Cecilia (Chimpanzees)

Dr. Aloe Cookie (Cookie Run) as Dr. Juliet Bleeb

Dr. Wily (Megaman) as Professor Screweyes

Ice Juggler Cookie (Cookie Run) as Stubbs the Clown

Various Characters as People of New York

Beck (Mighty No. 9) as Buster

Dr. White, Dr. Sandra, Call, And the Mighty Numbers (Mighty No.9) as Buster’s Family

Part 1- Opening Credits/Fireman and Beck

Part 2- Fireman’s Story begins/Brain Grain/Fireman meets Elecman, Mixmaster and Scrapper

Part 3- Meet Dr. Light/Wish Radio/The Robots’ Drop-Off

Part 4- Meet Leo Craig/Welcome to New York/Leo saves Fireman

Part 5- Leo rides on Elecman/Meet Emma Cole

Part 6- Emma meets the Robots/“Roll Back the Rock (to the dawn of time)

Part 7- Robots on the Run/Central Park

Part 8- Meet Dr. Wily

Part 9- Fright Radio/Brain Drain/The Robots’ Sacrifice

Part 10- Meet Ice Juggler Cookie/Savage Robots

Part 11- Dr. Wily’s Show/Fireman’s out of Control

Part 12- Dr. Light Returns/Ice Juggler Cookie Resigns/Dr. Wily’s Defeat

Part 13- The Museum of Mechanical History/Meet Dr. Aloe Cookie/A Happy Ending

Part 14- Ending Credits