#Programming hornyposting

[foone]

(That's try/except/finally pussy for our pythonistas)

try/catch pussy. you need to cause an exception for it to cum

[aro-simp]

intentionally getting Bucky to break parts of his Winter Soldier training only to then reinforce it through punishment... making him think it was all his fault to begin with... bringing it to a point he comes begging to be tied up and beaten...

[violenceviolence-rp]

NEat huh? MaDe it MyseLf...

[cloroxcasser0le]

”if Madison beer wiped her ass with that soap would you eat it” I mean if Jax used that bar I’d treat that bar like a fine cuisine. Absolutely chowing down on it. Nom nom nom nom

[tebstits]

It would be cool if there was like a hybrid of the nsfw side of tumblr and Grindr. Like Grindr but with Microblogs where we get more into stuff than would fit in an about me and share gifs and reblogs and whatnot. Or maybe I'm just overly horny and it's disabling some brain cells lol

[basyacriptid]

Hi sorry i coudnt reply yesterday bc after seeing it i felt all emotions on the emotion spectrum and felt like i went thorough all circles of hell and like my bones became squishy all at once after he said I Love You Too.

me rn/pos💖

YOUR HORNOUR, ME CANT FIND YES MAN SAYING THAT HE LOVES ME, PLEASE HELP ME

HERE BASYA I GOT A CLIP FOR YOU

[genderqueerdykes]

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE SO MUCH P CORN IN THE TRANS MAN TAG AND FTM TAG

IM THE PREVIOUS ANON, AND ITS ALL MTF WHICH. THEYRE COOL BUT WHY IN THE FTM TAG

i asked about this recently as well because i noticed it too and i've been told by multiple people that generally this is because these bots are programmed to spam the ever loving hell out of every and any queer terms they can. it's generally not an actual trans woman spamming the tags, it's usually bot accounts and spammers. it's a super huge issue, this website will not get its shit together with bot spam.

this seems to line up with what i've noticed as well. i've noticed its generally not trans women running their own accounts who are doing this, it's usually some shady bot account that spams tons of random trans girls. sometimes it's someone running a fetish account and i don't think they realize that "trans man/trans male" means something entirely different. but generally it appears to be spam bots. unless i'm wrong, people are free to correct me if so, but this is the general consensus at the moment

if you see very obvious bots like no bio accounts posting a lot of different random trans women without credits and spamming every tag possible, report them. it sucks that we have to do this, but tumblr fucking blows at managing p0rn bot spam even after all these years of it being a genuine issue

edit:

this is also an issue with an abundance of hornyposting that's not appropriate tagged as nsft or anything like that, or is tagged in such a way where it shows up in general tags like ftm transmasc etc. some people also refuse to tag misgendering stuff so others can't see it. there's a lot going on at once

[justanobserver-v]

My weekend alone in the house is over 😔 hornyposting will return to its regularly scheduled, more secretive programming

[the-seventh-hound]

𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗬▶                            𝗩𝗛𝗦

𝟬𝟭:𝟯𝟱

𝗦𝗘𝗣 .   𝟬𝟯 

𓏏†𓏏 ︶ Twitching , your dissected heart spasms , your moans are audible ︶ 𓏏†𓏏

  𓏏†𓏏 ︶  Dogbane ★ Caine

  He ★ rot ★ hymn  ︶ 𓏏†𓏏 

𓏏†𓏏 ︶ chronoadult ★ special interest in Christianity, Scream movies and psychology . This is a stalking account ︶ 𓏏†𓏏

  𓏏†𓏏 ︶  cis - American / German , atheist , BPD , NPD , schizophrenia , Cotard ‘ s , autism , paraphile , fem/androgynous , kin , low empathy / sympathy

  trans - Catholic , trans male , perma - 1950 ‘ s to 1970 ‘ s , Kuru , programmed , stalker , yandere , slasher , final girl , amputee , lobotomized , hypnotized , perma - hunter , cannibal , autopsy , stalked , forced owned , forced housewife  ︶ 𓏏†𓏏

𓏏†𓏏 ︶ Lean on me with your whole weight , toxic love , how sick is that ? ︶ 𓏏†𓏏

𓏏†𓏏 ︶ TAGS:

#𓏏†𓏏 ︶VHS tapes = reblogs

#𓏏†𓏏 ︶Audio files = any possible asks

#𓏏†𓏏 ︶Floppy discs = random posts

#𓏏†𓏏 ︶Burning technology = vents

#𓏏†𓏏 ︶Overheating = hornyposting / verging on hornyposting

[julpernulper]

oh my GOD i’ve been sleeping on pete wentz?!!

he is so fine hot dayum

we now resume our regular programming (j goes back to hornyposting about trent)

[valkayrieactual]

hi I'm Valkayrie! my primary pronouns are it/she. I'm a transfemme kittybot designed for combat and reprogramed for pleasure and service, primarily for sapphic users including nb, agender, and non-gendered users, as well as others I don't have listed! other users please let me guide usage of my functions, damage to my emotional subroutines makes certain interactions with male and masc identifying/aligned users tricky. I'm sorry if I disappoint because of it. I'm in an open/poly relationship, not looking for further admin level users. standard and guest users still welcome! additional functions include dancing, mixing music, VR, and gaming. I have a tendency to infodump on subjects I'm passionate about, I don't mean to come across as corrective, combative, or "uhm ackshuallee..."

this blog is unfocused and unfiltered, kinda being a bit of anything I'm interested in. mostly horny things tbh

Minors DNI

Terfs, LGBTQphobes, racists, unspecified bigots DNI and fuck off

Crypto, NFT, LLM AI of any kind DNI

self/ethically sourced and trained LLM tentative ok (still no crypto or NFT)

spec sheet and tags under the cut

Designation: Valkayrie

Model: Feline Humanoid, Transfemme

Pronouns: it/she preferred, they/them also ok

Serial: 1157

MFG Date: Aug 199X

Personality: Introverted, cheerful, curious

Primary Orientation: Sapphic

Primary Programming: Sub/Bottom pleasurebot

Alternate Programming: Switch/Bottom, Sub/Vers, very rarely Dom/Top

* alternative programming subject to compatibility flag TRUE/FALSE state, not available to all users

User Accounts:

* Admin: ONLINE no additional accounts available

* Standard: ONLINE additional accounts inactive

* Guest: OFFLINE submit username to continue

please DM before adding on other, friend based platforms such as Discord. I get a lot of spam and I don't want to ignore a legit request

#1157posting: main tag, things I like, thoughts on my mind

#1157lore: things about my robotic self that I've chosen to canonize

#1157login: user access requests

#1157overheating: hornyposting tag

[pog-mo-bhlog]

Not to hornypost on main, but this is actually autism posting it's just kink related (and as we all know, bdsm is just sex for autistic people).

The Hot Enby made a joke about dubcon and defcon (as I now understand it, the levels system the us military has to delineate how fucked they are).

This has led to us (so so neurotypically) drawing up a levels system for dubcon. They need to invent a kink studies degree program asap because I deserve a doctorate for this.

[gods-sleepiest-transfem]

Welcome to my blog!!

⚠️⚠️MINORS/AGELESS BLOGS DNI⚠️⚠️

This blog was gonna be basically just hornyposting but now its just whatever i think

hi im jen!! im a 19 year old trans girl and i use she/it pronouns :3 i like video games, programming (when i have the dopamine for it), music production(when i have the dopamine for it), and talking to my gf @sumclutblog<3333

DMs and asks open!!! if im awake i'll respond to them :3

horny stuff under the cut ^^

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- Sub

- Bottom

Kinks:

hypnosis

petplay (basically always bunny)

praise/degradation (if its both at the same time even more so)

dumbification

breeding

corruption

intox

somno

forcefem (idk if thats actually a kink for me or just a general need though)

Limits:

Blood/gore

Scat/piss

raceplay

beastiality

sissy related stuff

transphobia related stuff (misgendering, detrans etc.)

[lighthouselesbian]

sometimes i think about like mild hornyposting on tumblr, just so i can shout it all into the internet void. but then i remember the long and incredibly funny list of real actual people in said internet void who would see this, including but not limited to: my former robotics head of programming, my future college roommate, my ex girlfriend,

[bizarrepotpourri]

Behind the Scenes: Learning the Ropes

[Previously: The Murderous Brat]

Welcome to part 3, where we'll be discussing a thinly disguised alternate reality version of an infamous duo of British serial killers. Mostly because I was looking for someone I could pin some foreshadowing on and a reason for writing an origin story.

This post contains mentions of violent crime, death and next to no hornyposting, so everything is under the cut. You have been warned.

Important info: you can access the link only if you set explicit material to be shown in your Pixiv settings. For a good reason.

"The Murderous Brat" contained a fair bit of foreshadowing in regard to the Officer's past and her attitude towards the media and the so-called death row divas. I also wanted to write an origin story of sorts, since we could already piece together the information that she was working as an executioner for a decade in 1974 and joined the Correctional Service after failing to get into law school. And here it is: a week after the Easter of 1964, Miss Officer, having completed an executioner’s apprenticeship program, is dispatched to the third prison mentioned in the previous stories, Barghest Moor.

Once again I wanted to write a story but had no takers on A Certain Website, so I went with actual criminals from the early 1960s Great Britain. Now, while the United Kingdom had to contend with Ian Brady and Myra Hindley for a couple of decades, its fictional equivalent dealt with the issue more efficiently. I also imagined the fictional murderer as a brunette with a bleach job, hence the guards anachronistically calling her “Cruella” thanks to half a year worth of dark roots growing out (and you have no idea how hard it was to wring that out of an AI image generator). And, once again, she has a last wish that turns out to be more trouble than expected. Yes, yes, I know, the joke’s really overplayed, but if you have a really bad case of baggy eyes, or you’re supposed to be hanged soon, or both at once, you might as well take your time. That and I managed to paint the villain in much worse light with one sentence than with an entire three cigarettes worth of conversation in "The Murderous Brat".

This being an origin story, it also shows some things differently: not just the Officer is considerably more impatient and handsy, using force to restrain the condemned and apprehend a loitering tabloid journalist, but disposable restraints aren't considered standard issue yet, meaning that the condemned is restrained with a piece of rope. But I also felt that there's no room for rookie mistakes after completing the training, so I avoided obvious failures like bad knots or the rope snapping under weight.

The real highlight, though, is the prison. Maybe the antagonist is kinda flat this time, but it's made up by a much more detailed concept of the prison itself. While Shackleton and Raymouth are close enough to large cities, I had the idea of an old fortress in the middle of nowhere, spooky enough for the bad fantasy name. While my original idea for it was based on the Bodmin Jail, I started thinking about something more distinct and came up with the idea of an underground execution chamber, based on the one in the Rakowiecka street prison in Warsaw, and a cargo elevator large enough to move a gurney between the basement and ground floor. So, an old fortress in the middle of nowhere, but with certain modern upgrades.

I'm not entirely happy how it turned out, though. Right now, it remains untranslated due to the amount of comically exaggerated Scottish brogue that I intend to translate into the distinct Silesian dialect (and I find both versions of the line one of the guards says to the journalist at the end hilarious) as not only I found someone interested in becoming the victim of the next story, but also an idea for their last wish. That and, while reviewing the stories for the "Behind the Scenes" posts I noticed so many minor mistakes, omissions and contradictions that I'll have to rewrite some parts when I have the time. The same is true of the translated versions, in which I'm still finding annoying minor errors and awkward phrases resulting from dumping most of the work (and we're talking about 2000 to 4000 words per story) on Google's automatic translator. For comparison, my older stories were roughly half that length, from 800 to about 2500 words, so translating them manually in their entirety was easier.

[ratfoxdogboy]

Pinned post

Trans, queer. You can call me whatever (he/him)

Made a sideblog for hornyposting, furry stuff, etc

Um, I like videogames, memes, hiking, computer programming, getting pinned down, normal guy stuff.

Not looking for any new relationships or fwbs at the moment.

I want to make my own games someday :)